Snatch!

Snatch

note: inu yasha is retarded and cant pronounce anyone's names right...
Kagome=Kahgohm Miroku=Miroke Koga=Cogah


he was ready for this, more than ever.
he saw kagome spread her pussy and his mouth watered.
"oh kagome...CHARGE!!!" inu yasha charged cock first
straight to kagome's puss.
once his cock was in, it felt strangely different.
no it wasn't the fact that it was stretched beyond recognition.
but he could tell someone else had been there.
"kagome...your snatch is unusually withered today...and i smell...WOLF!!!!"
kagome tried to shrug it off, but it was no good.
this had happened one too many times.
"die kah-gohm!!" in one swing of his arm he knocked kagome's head off in a single blow.
inu yasha smacked his lips loudly, and scrunched up his face in disgust.
he picked the head up like a prize, and swung it around by the hair.
blood slung everywhere and kagome's brain shook lose and fell out of
the fresh opening on the bottom of the neck.
"opps..." inu yasha kicked it around,
it slid like a water balloon on a slick soapy surface.
inu yasha buried the brain and head and went off in search of more snatch.
he walked into their camping sight and seen sango "hey sango"
"hi inu yasha, wheres kagome?" sango was washing some fish.
inu yasha's eyes fixed on those fish, and he could only think of one thing.
"umm...she's playing ostrich...hey sango...how's your pussy?"
inu yasha smacked his lips.
"w..w what?" sango stared at him shocked.
"you know...kirara...that...pussy..." he smacked his lips louder.
"oh...she's off gathering berries" sango stared at him confused.
just then shippo came walking along "hey guys, wheres kagome?"
"ah fuck me" inu yasha grabbed shippo and twisted him till his vertebre crunched like bubble wrap to rice krispies, then continued to twist till
he rang shippo's blood out like an old wet rag.
then tossed his carcass onto the ground.
it now slightly resembled a pack of spare ribs and a green vest with a
few little brown hairs here and there.
"little fucker...never knew when to shut his gawdamn mouth" inu yasha
turned to face sango, who was in utter horror and disbelief.
"ooohh, inu yasha...you...you...monster!! you sexy fuckin monster" sango
sango jumped up and tore her tits and puss out and pummeled inu yasha's cock head on..."apply directly to the pussy, head on, apply directly to the pussy" sango repeated.
"shut up whore and bounce" inu yasha groweled.

*meanwhile*

miroku was deep in the forest fucking kirara.
"you see kirara, its all just an act...human women disgust me..." miroku smiled.
thrust after thrust, he pounded his holy cock into the pussy's pussy.

*7 hours later*

both sides had finished up, and miroku and kirara headed back to camp.
miroku stumbled upon inu yasha and sango still not dressed, and sango still mounted on inu yasha's cock.
"nooooo!!!" miroku shouted...but then he took a closer look...inu yasha's legs were spread wide open revealing to miroku that he was a morphodite.
"good gravy, he has a...test...puss...saiga..." miroku gasped...
"yes miroke!" inu yasha reached up and snapped sango's neck "i have supreme power...i poses the legendary TESTPUSSAIGA!!!"
inu yasha threw sango's corpse three quarters to the left.
"now miroke...would you like to enter the cave of wonder's?"
miroku looked around "well...i've always wondered...what it'd be like to enter the legendary testpussaiga...but no!! i cant...i'm a holy man..." miroku looked at his beloved kirara. "and...i already..." "oh come off it you fuckin monk, you've been fuckin a giant pussy for four years. if thats not sending you to hell then i dont know what is" inu yasha grabbed miroku and rustled through his robe for the staff of one head. "please inu yasha...this is wrong...dont do this" miroku pleded..but also made no effort to escape.
"to late, by the time i'm done your precious man goods will be pancakes" inu yasha kakkled.

*7 1/2 hours later*

inu yasha and miroku laid side by side, kirara was dead and looked like a sloppy joe,
she had tried to come between them so inu yasha used his wind crack and blew her away.
"little bitch should'ave minded her own business...of well...hope she smelt those enchilada's i had last night" inu yasha chuckled.
miroku died a few minutes later, bleeding to death.
his cock was pounded into shredded beef and veins.
"great...who am i gonna get some from now?" inu yasha pouted.
koga came walking along "hey mutt, wheres your walking snatch?"
"Cog-ah! um...she's in my testpussaiga..." inu yasha smiled.
"oh okay, let me in!" koga smiled "cause kagome's my woman!"
"yes...what ever you say...now hurry and catch up with her" inu yasha smacked his lips.


To Be Continued.