of all the people and places

"Sesshy babyyyyyyyy!"

The shrillness of his latest stalker almost made Sesshomaru want to rip his own ears off. After facing nothing that could defeat him, Sesshomaru could do nothing to get rid of this new found annoyance.
Feeling a small tug upon his left leg, Sesshomaru looked down to see Rin beside him, eyes pleading.

"Lord Sesshomaru, why is she still with us?"

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes as he thought 'bedding this wretch was the worst mistake of my life. I should have just put up with centuries of frustration ... it would be better' His trail of thought interrupted by said wretch's shrill cry

"Seshy-kins slow down!"

Upon hearing this, with a burst of his demon speed, he appeared infront of her, claws on her throat.

"Listen wench, I asked you to leave politely, I have threatened you with death to leave, why do you still-" Sesshomaru's words were halted when the most beautiful sound reached his ears.

He released the waste of space before him and crouched down to speak to Rin.

"Please do this Sesshomaru a favour, Rin" Seeing her sweet nod, he continued "Go over that sand dune ahead and find out where that beautiful sound came from" He then stood up and watched Rin bound up the sand dune and beyond.

Sesshomaru turned round to find his 'lover' still in shock from his attack previously.

She then said "Sesshy-poodles, you're so sexy when you're mad. Growl for me baby!"

Sesshomaru nearing the height of his rage, when he realised that Rin had not returned. He turned his back on the pathetic excuse for an Inu Demon and snarled, without looking at her, "I'll deal with you later".

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"Get over it, Inuyasha, it's nothing" Kagome sighed at the hanyou.

"It ain't nothing, wench, I saw you undressing him with your eyes." Inuyasha whined.

"Just give it a rest. Just because he wasn't yelling at me and has the ability to flatter a girl even when he doesn't want anything, doesn't make him a pervert. Besides, it's not like you've never undressed Kikyou with you eyes." Kagome uttered her next line "or with your hands."

"Hey but ... when wa-" before the hanyou could get another word out something smashed him in the head - Rin using him like a spring board before bounding in to Kagome's arms.

"Kagome San!" Rin squealed with joy, as to be expected as Rin had not seen the woman she thought of as her mother in weeks.

"Rin!" Kagome latching herself onto the little girl, almost hugging her to death, although Rin didn't complain.

Inuyasha, finaly putting two and two together, jumped to his feet, drawing Tetseiga. "Kagome, put the bitch down! My shit-headed fuck-faced half brother will be -" Inuyasha was cut off by:

"SIT!" Kagoma yelled, still covering the eight year old girl's ears. "That's enough language from you!"

Upon hearing a sinister chuckle, everyone turned to see Sesshomaru.

"It's nice to see how much your vocabulary has improved, brother." Sesshomaru said boredly.

Kagome and Rin could not contain their outbursts of laughter

Rin jumped down from Kagome's arms and grabbed her hand and ran over to Sesshomaru's side, dragging Kagome behind.

Even though there had been peace between the two groups, Inuyasha refused to give up his pathetic atempts to beat his elder half brother at ... anything!

Sesshomaru and Kagome exchanged a smile each in greating, which thenh turned to pain after hearing what could only be described as a vulture being strangled.

"Fluffy-poooooooo!"

Soon, everybody could see the Inu demon woman running - resembling a cheap concubine - towards 'her' Sesshomaru.

"Sesshy-kins, why did you leave me over there?" The woman then attached herself to his person, making him cringe and, for the first time in his life, want to flee.

Sesshomaru's eyes quickly scanned the others to see their reactions, and when he saw the look on his runt of a brother's face, he was alarmingly concerned for his brothers health, as Sesshomaru could see cleary that he found this annoying vulture of a woman attractive. Sesshomaru had to admit that the two people, almost as annoying and disgusting as each other, would make a good match.

Then, with a glint in his golden eyes, Sesshomaru came up with a cunning plan. He peeled the leech of himself and spat the following words from his mouth.

"Darling, have I ever introduced you to my brother?" Sesshomaru painfully said, practically throwing the Inu woman at his helpless half brother.

Kagome and Rin, once again, fell about laughing. Rin then leaned over to Kagome and whispered in her ear.

"Lord Sesshomaru wants to get rid of her."

"I can't blame him." Kagome replied, then laughing out loud with the younger girl again.

Sesshomaru, regaining his composure, walked over to Rin and Kagome and spoke to Kagome.

"Is she going with him yet?"

Kagome nodded slightly. "She's hanging on his every word ... as well as his arm."

Sesshomaru smiled at this knowing that the Inu woman would seem almost perfect to the hanyou, until he makes the mistake of bedding her.

After seeing he did not have responsibility over the Inu woman any longer, Sesshomaru finally relaxed.