Disturbed Endearment

Author's Note: No flames. 1. I don't really care what you think. (That's right I said it...now go chew on Ayla. -Sorry Ayla- ^_^) 2. They don't much help me. Encouragement is heartily accepted and critiscm is tolerated, so feel free to indulge on those accounts. Now, this is where I tell you that I didn't steal this from nobody and I sure as hell aint about to claim that them there folks who made up that there show have anything to do with this here story. (Translation if you aren't redneck enough to understand: Don't be an idget. This is my creation and noone else's.) Oh, and one last thing: Steal this, and I will chop off your genitals with a spork. Thankies. ^.~

“What are you trying to do, kill me?!”

First impressions are always shockers. For Kagome, a young high school student, it was downright distressful. She looked up from deep almond colored eyes at the source of her embarrassment and sense of shame. And saw golden eyes glaring back at her.

“Look, I don’t know what your problem is, girly, but you’d better get out of here right-,” the voice of the hanyou laid bare his outright anger and suffice it to say, mild possessiveness as he slammed the door shut in Kagome’s surprised face. From within the room, a series of vicious smashes and disruptions could be heard. Finally, the sounds died out to reveal the sounds of soft footsteps behind the door. Kagome took a step back, looked back down the hall she had come from, then back to the door and nearly jumped as she saw those luminous golden eyes staring at her.

“Well, I don’t have all day,” Inuyasha said as he tapped his bare foot against his floor. He waved her in, and she noticed the elongated fingernails of his hand, then the thin and shapely mold of those very same fingers…Bam. Inuyasha’s eye twitched slightly as he hefted the folded newspaper he had used to hit Kagome on the head.

“Would you quit screwing around and get in here already, jeez, I don’t have time for this.” Up till then Kagome had been, well, somewhat shocked into silence. But, now, her normally…for the sake of not offending anyone…passionate nature was revealed.

“Excuse me! What do you mean you don’t have time for this! I’m the one that is here to tutor you! So back off.” Kagome tossed her bag to the ground next to the freshly rumpled bed, and then took a seat in the high-back chair that sat in front of the computer. Inuyasha’s eye twitched again.

“Make yourself right at home…” He waved his hands at her, like he was warding away some demonic entity, before he crossed to his bed and sat down. He sniffed lightly, lifted a hand and ruffled his silver hair. “You know, you could have knocked at least. I thought you weren’t gonna be here for an hour, so I hadn’t picked up or anything…” He trailed off, and then shook his head, “Wait, why am I explaining myself to you-hey! What are you doing?”

Kagome turned her head to glance back at the half demon for a moment. She, characteristically, lifted her nose with a slight hmp!, and then proceeded to shuffle through the mess on Inuyasha’s desk. She stopped, just before Inuyasha leapt off his bed, and retrieved what she had been looking for. A pen. She lifted it, and then turned to find Inuyasha standing on his body in an odd position, somewhere between a jump and a fall. She began to giggle softly behind her hand.

“What’s so funny?” Inuyasha asked as he gracefully slipped down to the floor and then leaned his back against the bedside. Kagome raised an eyebrow, noting the manner in which he moved. Something odd about it, too assured to be human, too…cocky. Yeah, that was it. This guy reeked of cockiness. //Time to turn the tables a bit//

“Oh, nothing. So, I take it that since I got off and came here early that you haven’t studied the Era of Feudal Japan at all?” Kagome asked, an awful sense of superiority emanating from the statement. Inuyasha looked up at the ceiling and rolled his eyes a bit, muttering something intelligible. Then, he stood and virtually threw his hands in the pockets of his jeans.

“I am going to go for a walk. Be back in a little bit.” Then, with movements just as quick and smooth, and altogether cool, he turned and headed out the door with Kagome looking at him like a guy who had just pissed on her. Kagome blinked once, owlishly; then booked for the door. She found Inuyasha waiting there with a smirk on his face.

“Knew you wouldn’t miss out on a chance to walk with me,” he said, his voice a veritable purr.

//Arrogant bastard// Kagome gave him her most innocent smile, and then said with every indication of sexual power she could muster, “Sit boy.”

Then, she casually returned to the room and snatched up her bag, full of homework, food, and whatever else she could carry around with her, and walked back to the door. She looked down at Inuyasha with a grin as he tried to remove his head from the vice of the wooden floorboards.

“I think we have all been taught a valuable lesson today, so I guess I’ll leave the studying until tomorrow. Goodbye Inuyasha.” With that, and nothing more, Kagome opened the door, rammed Inuyasha further into the floorboards, and left the house. Inuyasha got his head out just in time, however, to condemn himself a little further as he yelled at her from out the window.

“It’s a date then!” He called after her and watched as she stopped momentarily, then began a determined march away from his house. Inuyasha smirked a bit, one protuberant canine portruding onto the pout of his lower lip. He turned then, and headed back to his room.

"She so wants me..." He said softly before he entered his room and shut the door.