Sex and the Youkai

This story is a response to a cross-over challenge by Lovergal to combine SATC and IY. The setting is in the world of SATC, but one where demons and humans co-exist. I hope you enjoy!

PS: Anything in between the '@@@@' = Carrie's narration

Disclaimer: I do not own the Sex and the City, nor the Inuyasha characters.

@@@@ Interracial love. It's becoming incresingly common nowadays, but can a human and a demon really find love together? That's what I set out to find last Friday night. As I was once again, expressing my exasperation towards the male gender, my friend Samantha suggested that maybe it wasn't men that I was dissatisfied with, but 'human' men. And so it began...@@@@


"Ugh! He showed up at your door? How did he know you weren't busy fucking someone?, " Samantha demanded to know before taking a bite of her salad.

"Well, I told him I was sick! He was just trying to be nice!" Carrie groaned and buried her head in her hands.

"I, for one, hate people who assume! I have a very tightly scheduled social life. If someone were to drop by unannounced it could ruin my night with another someone. I certainly don't have the time for that."


"I can't believe you two," Charlotte spoke up. "Hojo has done nothing but be a total gentleman. Carrie, aren't you always saying that chivalry is dead? Hojo is a sweet guy. He made homemade soup for you!"

"His great-grandmother's recipe," Carrie sighed. "I know. He's a great guy. Caring, kind. He's a great friend,but...."

"Lousy fuck?"

"Sam! There are people around!" Samantha rolled her eyes at being chastised by such a goody-goody.

"We've never hooked up. That's just it. There's never been any kind of spark. I know he has feelings for me, and he's such a nice guy, I wish I could feel the same way back, but I just don't."

"Honey," Samantha put her arm around Carrie. "There's no point in beating yourself up over it. What you need to do is take a break."
Carrie looked up.

"From men?" Samantha laughed at her curly-haired friend.

"No, dear. From humans. From the sounds of it, you are in desperate need for excitement. And there is no better excitement than a good demon-lay"

"Demons?!" Charlotte's eyes widened. "You're kidding, right? Do you know what demons do to women like us?"

"Yes, and it's fantastic!"

"Is this a Samantha story we haven't heard?," asked Carrie.

"Oh, there's plenty you still haven't heard. But, yes. His name was Sesshoumaru. He's a Taiyoukai of the Western Lands."

"THE Sesshoumaru? Is this the same demon that's notoriously fierce with the huge ego?" Carrie was on the edge of her seat.

"That fierceness translates very well in the bedroom, and his ego isn't the only thing huge about him," Sam said with a sly grin.

"Not only do you screw a demon, but you screw a Taiyoukai! Do you know what a dangerous situation that is?!" Even the normally prim Charlotte couldn't hide her shock.

"Well, I figure, if I want to screw a youkai, I might as well go for the best. And Sesshy is one of the best. You know, there are rumours of a demon-club in the city..."

"The Lair? Ha! I've heard that one too. Good luck," Carrie said. Samantha leaned toward her.

"I'm serious. With a little digging around, I bet I could find it and get us in."

Carrie shook her head and laughed. "Okay, I'm in."

"I'm not!" shouted Charlotte.


@@@@ So there began my journey over to "the dark side", so to speak. Sam was right. I needed an adventure, and was I ever about to have one...@@@@