Too Much Time On Their Hands

The men headed out to the car to wait for the women as usual except for the Chief who refused to leave the house in such ‘clothing’. He wanted to be in his traditional wear, but was now sporting a tight plain black t shirt with some symbol his son said was ‘under armor’ that felt rather like strange silk and what they called dark ‘blue jeans’ with these ‘steel toe boots’ that resembled the enemy in his day.

“Alistair you will not force me out in such attire. I look ridiculous.”

Alistair looked at his Father who looked in fact quite the opposite. He didn’t know if he wanted his half cocked Father getting groped out there in the real world because he looked better than any of them had a right to.

The Chief freaked everyone out earlier when he cut his long hair to the bottom of his knees since it was dragging on the floor. Even Alistair wanted the Chief’s hair to stay longer since it was perfect. No one in the house other than Sesshoumaru could maintain hair that long and keep it so fine.

“Father you looked ridiculous, now I agree I don’t like you changing too much since this is well…….almost too attractive for me and I prefer thinking of you as an insane Indian. Still, you will not leave this house half naked in only a breechclout. I know it is hot out there, but we have cool air in the limo and I don’t like the idea of you letting it all hang in the breeze.”

Chief snorted at his son. The boy was daft. This would never do and it was hot as hell.

“Son, you have been corrupted. I am going to change back into something that I find appropriate and there is no way in hell I am going to some damn Englishman’s ‘mall’ as you call it…………….. Huh………”

The Chief stopped right there as his Angeni came down with the other women. His Khristel was mouth watering and wearing something he never thought she would. Man clothing and it made every curve very visible. Than the Chief thought about it and then about the men.

“OH no you don’t you young tricksters……… you are not doing this….not my mate. My Angeni is not going to wear that! Only I get to see her like this and so we are staying here. I demand it so it is now law woman.”

Khristel looked at her husband who was behaving so badly for looking so good. It wasn’t fair.

“Now Lucian you will behave. This is what women wear in this century………..”

That was all Khristel got out before the Chief grabbed her in his arms carrying her bridal style faster than anyone could move into their room.

“No my Angeni, you are only mine to behold in such ways.”

The Chief was panting and drooling over his woman. She was in tight white jeans with a black tank top shirt that showed off a bit of her toned abs. Ayame of course pierced all the women with earrings and belly rings with Khristel having a heart dangle downward where the Chief groaned in want thinking of how much he loved this look on his woman. No one was as fine as his beautiful Angeni.

“What has gotten into you Lucia………………mffffffffffffff.”

That was all Khristel got out before Lucian took advantage of his woman. Using a claw he made short work of her shirt only to find something interesting underneath. No bindings leaving her perfect breasts clear for him to ravish.

“Oh Angeni………the gods have blessed me well and we are flesh once again. Let me show you the pleasures we have missed in new ways my Nayely.”

Alistair being the impatient one rushed upstairs to see a sight that would scar him for life. His parents making out in their bed with the Chief’s claws getting ready to shred what was left of his Mother’s clothes. It had been so many years that he couldn’t count them anymore and his Father was half naked already ruining a perfectly good shirt.

“Father we do not have time for this! Everyone is waiting.”

The Chief looked at his son growling as his black eyes showed a warning not to interfere. His Father went feral, but Alistair knew how to handle this.

“Father if you do not put your clothing back on I will rape you, then Mother, and make you both bear my child like I accidently did with Jimmy.”

With that Alistair bolted from the room running downstairs urging the others to follow as he rushed to get into the limo where his Father could not ‘cause a scene’.

“WHAT!!!!!!!”

Lucian roared as he raced from the bedroom ignoring the fact his shirt was rent to shreds and raced after his son who was going to get a beating. Khristel sat up suddenly realizing she wasn’t being ravished then looked at her ruined shirt.

“Damn, I am going to have to borrow another from Ayame.”

Throwing the shirt aside she wandered into Ayame’s room pulling out the blue one she liked that was everyone’s second favorite and sauntered downstairs heading out to the interesting carriage that was awaiting them. Alistair was being chased around the limousine by his Father as Khristel finally grasped her husband by the hair stopping him in his tracks as Alistair jumped into the car.

“I am going to kill that boy!”

Lucian growled out as he was snarling with Khristel trying to calm her husband down.

“You can do that later dear. We must leave. Now get into the carriage. Apparently this is pulled by invisible little horses that live in the front of this conveyance so won’t that be fascinating?”

Khristel stated ignoring that her husband was still fuming as she pulled him into the car and sat next to him while the Chief starred daggers at his son. Alistair was in deep shit.

“Father, don’t blame me for everything. Remember Touga was at fault first since it was his idea.”

Alistair pointed to Touga who was shaking his head no way as he pointed back at Alistair.

“Father there is no point in denying our relationship. We did have a son together and it was your grand idea along with his.”

Sesshoumaru stated sitting back in the cushions trying to ignore the outburst that would come. The Chief was not known for caring about making a scene.

“That is it boys! Both of you are in deep shit!”

Arashi stated as he, Balachandra, and Lucian were all going full demon on them. Their eyes bled red and Jimmy at that moment snorted.

“No it wasn’t any of their dumb ass ideas. It was mine and Raiden’s. We charmed the hell out of these old farts using one of your stupid spells Grandfather. I guess you should keep things out of the hands of children because we sure as hell had fun with it.”

Lucian’s eyes once again turned back to normal as he held back the two Inu kings.

“You found that?”

Arashi stopped, but Balachandra was ready to turn until Louna hit him. She was peeved too, but she knew about this so she already beat up Touga and Sesshoumaru for this embarrassment.

“Yes, behind a bunch of crap in there on the top shelf hidden in a corner in black parchment. It was the only one in black so how the hell could you miss it? Only a black wolf could read it too so I guess you thought Father was sterile or something. What, we are born by spontaneous combustion or were your bastards never told?”

Lucian stopped and sighed. No one was supposed to find that document. It was a curse and a blessing. You could coerce all to do your desires and once the spell was done it was not to be removed. Jimmy had no idea how bad this was.

“You were not supposed to find it young one. Your Father has this ability and so do most Inu demons. It is a charm and it works too well. If you do not control it you will make canines do all sorts of unnatural things unless they are aware of your ability. Now that we all know then none other should. You are trespassing on dangerous ground and you will let Raiden know. It does not work on cat demons however. They have immunity to this spell, but not to their mate’s wishes. Whatever you did to your Mother you did through her mates and that is evil manipulation. You cannot do this anymore Jimmy. You have tarnished something precious so we must repair it.”

Arashi swallowed. This sucked royally.

“Do we really have to dispatch them?”

Arashi had to mention it since it had been done before and it was too tragic to have to contemplate. Little ones were never at fault for poor adult behaviors.

Balachandra snorted looking at Arashi like he was a simpleton.

“We do not do that anymore Arashi. This is not those days when abominations were immediately targeted for extermination. These children are family and therefore will remain. It is the blood we must change and simply that alone. You know the words so we will do it when we return and this will not occur again. I thought you burned that blasted thing Lucian.”

Lucian sighed knowing that no one would listen to the fact he hated his given name.

“Call me Chief damn it or I won’t talk to any of you bastards anymore. Of course I thought I destroyed it. I am old, I am retired, why must I do everything? Perhaps you should have found it for me when I asked you to do so Arashi and then I would have destroyed it. I was busy all the damn time………..”

Balachandra and Arashi started laughing as did the women who had been stuck dealing with the Chief while the Chief frowned still wanting to know why they did not do their jobs.

“Working……..uh…….yes. Whatever you say ‘Chief’ of skirt chasing and peace pipe stroking.”

Arashi stated as Balachandra pated his brother’s back laughing his ass off almost falling on the floor. That was perfect.

“I still want an answer. Who hid my scroll? I could have destroyed it if someone would have found it for me and not hidden it like the evil bastards you two are.”

The two elders were laughing so hard at that point they couldn’t answer him. Khristel trying to wipe the tears from her face from laughing too patted her husband on the shoulder.

“You hid it dear so no one would find it. Only a black wolf can sniff it out and then after Alistair found it you hid it again losing it. It was indeed your own fault and Alistair’s for not destroying it when I told you to do so. You never listen to me Lucian.”

The Chief grunted at his wife.

“Angeni you still insist on calling me that bastard name so why should I listen to you except to hear you call my name as it is said by the wisest of my tribes? Did you forget who I am? I know that we are ancient, but I do insist that everyone calm down. Have you been smoking my pipes? I do not agree with wasting it and using such excuses to deceive me. Now, why did you hide it Arashi?”

Alistair rolled his eyes knowing his Father never admitted to doing any wrong.

“Father I hid it with you so we both forgot. Jimmy do you know where it is?”

Jimmy shrugged.

“I burned it after I used it. It is gone.”

Alistair sighed as did the Chief. They did not believe the pup.

“Come now Jimmy, tell us the truth. Where is it? Does Raiden have it son? No one will be mad if you just tell us the truth.”

Jimmy sat up snarling at his Father and Grandfather who did not believe him. It was a curse being an only child. No fucking adult believed you.

“I told you ya asshole! I used it with Raiden so we could make Ronin quit being a dickhead and it didn’t work so I thought it was trash. I burned the fucker ok? It is gone, caput, toasted, and will not return.”

Alistair frowned.

“Now Jimmy this isn’t funny. Where the fuck is that scroll?!”

Jimmy sat back and pointed to Sesshoumaru.

“He ate it since you don’t fucking believe me. He turned into a big demon dog and acid licked its ass. Kiss my ass Father! I destroyed it, something apparently you both forgot to do.”

Alistair looked at the Chief.

“Father I will beat it out of him later. Apparently we are going to get nowhere with him. I suggest a better subject for a while.”

The Chief nodded and Jimmy slapped a hand against his forehead. Raiden went to say something and Jimmy just put his hand on his arm while Ronin laughed his ass off.

“Going to control me huh babe? Yea right, you can’t even catch me like you want to all powerful Jimmy. That sounds stupid ya know. King Jimmy. Why not call yourself the Jimmyster. Jimorama. The all powerful Jimster rimster.”

Luna snorted at that starting to crack up. Jimmy looked daggers at Ronin then attacked tackling Ronin strangling him as Ronin laughed until he couldn’t breathe.

“I am going to kill you ya stupid cat!”

Inuyasha pulled Jimmy off of Ronin who was still laughing. Jimmy was clawing to get free.

“Just let me kill him a little. You can bring him back later when I am dead Sesshoumaru.”

Lycos rolled his eyes as Ronin slid next to him never looking up from his book.

“Jimmy I am all for killing him so go ahead.”

Ronin pouted as he put his arm around Lycos only to have Lycos grasp it with a disgusted look on his face as he dropped it back in Ronin’s lap.

“Keep your paws to yourself cat.”

Lycos hissed as he went back to reading pushing up his glasses. Ronin pouted looking at Lycos wishing that he would not push him away.

“Look no one is killing anyone today. Not yet anyway.”

Sesshoumaru stated looking out the window hoping to go past the castle since it was so damn close to the area they were headed to. His poor lands were being raped. Would they still be there?

“Yes, well we need to find out where the scroll is and who knows if Ronin might have been in on Jimmy’s plan to hide such a possession so we must try to contain ourselves.”

Lucian stated giving up on his wife ever calling him Chief like a good squaw was supposed to. It was so embarrassing to be a Chief with no adobe to go to. All he had now was his whiskey bottle and these ‘clothes’ since his were being ‘cleaned’ as if he were dirty. He had not worn them in over 5000 years. They were just a bit dusty.

“True Father, we will have to punish him good.”

Jimmy sighed giving up as he made Inuyasha let him go. Sitting next to Tsukiya who rubbed his tired brow he let her take his pain away because heaven knew he was in for it later even if he was telling the truth and of course he wasn’t. Jimmy wasn’t a moron. He wouldn’t ever give up that secret. It would go to his whole family and then some. It just sucked it didn’t work on cats because Ronin may have slept with him proving he was one hell of a good time in bed, but he was asking for hell otherwise. If it were not for the fact Ronin was family he would be dead already.

“Do you see that?! I told you that they would ruin it! My God do they have no mercy! Megan let me out of this limousine now!”

Sesshoumaru cried as he was practically clawing the door open. The limo stopped as Sesshoumaru rushed out with Inuyasha and Megan holding him as he fell to his knees in agony. The castle had an add on and as he expected they knocked over one of his trees.