Too Much Time On Their Hands

Jimmy and Tsukiya were in bed with the cakes once again in the fridge, but with all candles ready to go so that they could celebrate. Kouga, Ayame, Michael, and Miroku were asleep also. All the young ones were in bed including Shippo, Raiden, Ronin, and Luna who were all crashed out in Jimmy’s room on the floor after an intense mating session that bonded them all.

Alistair and Touga walked into the house with half their clothing hanging off of them in tatters. They had a few welts and burnt copper shells were stuck in their clothing. They were a bloody mess, but seemed like they were more disappointed than hurt. It was amusing to see both of them pouting rather than shrugging the failure of their demise off as usual.

“So you are both still alive I see and therefore your plan did not bear any fruit. Why in the world do you persist in this nonsense Fathers?”

Sesshoumaru stated as he looked at the two men who flopped down on the couch after grabbing a couple of beers from the fridge.

“It entertains us and besides it wasn’t a complete waste. We did get welts. Unfortunately though they healed and so we cannot even bleed to death. It was a complete and utter failure. So, tomorrow we are going to try………..”

Touga tried to finish before Alistair ripped what was left of his shirt off of his body growling for Touga to shut up.

“We are not going to try beheading each other again no matter how much you want to do that Touga. That hurt, it was not fun although you thought so talking to me for a damn hour while we still lived with only your damn head and our bodies running around trying to find us. It didn’t work and we still lived. Do not make me repeat myself Touga. We are only doing this one time a year now and it is just a good thing I was hungry tonight or I would have kicked your ass for killing them so quickly. I wanted to relish in this not go all out murdering everyone before we had another chance to get shot up. You messed up the whole experiment.”

Sesshoumaru sat back reading his book allowing his ridiculous looking Fathers to argue. They had blood everywhere now on the clean white couch along with debris from the shrapnel along with whatever else they both brought home on what was left of their clothing. The two were practically naked with all the holes in their clothing covered by only shreds of material.

“I was hungry Alistair and besides they pissed me off. You do not shoot anyone in such a place if you wish for me to let you live. Even the battles we had fought with each other we never would have aimed for such a tender spot. It was uncalled for.”

Alistair frowned.

“True and it would have taken it at least an hour to heal. That was pissing me off too. Still I do not understand why you are so upset about such a small thing.”

Touga roared at Alistair.

“It isn’t a small thing you asshole!”

Sesshoumaru tried to see where the bullets missed their clothing and it wasn’t exactly where he thought they were discussing. It looked like they got shot up pretty good and so what was the big complaint? They got what they went there for and so they should at least be happy about that much.

“What tender place? You both are as hard headed as a rock so I doubt the bullets did anything except bounce off of you.”

Alistair smirked at Sesshoumaru who was trying to find the wounded area that his Father was whimpering about.

“Hell it wasn’t my idea for him to raise such a thing up in the situation. I knew we were excited, but you really do need to control yourself Touga.”

At that Touga lifted up his arm showing the bullet as it fell out of his armpit leaving a rather painful looking bruise. That did have to hurt a bit Sesshoumaru thought wincing. That was almost like being stabbed in the ear. It was a rather sensitive area.

“I was trying to get your attention so you could get the full effect of the damn barrage. I was expecting more from the gang we pissed off, but then later we were lucky enough to have more rival gangs show up. The assholes however have no manners! So I couldn’t help turning into my truest form and slaughtering the bunch of them. This hurts ya know!”

Sesshoumaru had to look down shaking his head trying not to bust up laughing. Alistair rolled his eyes.

“Just because I got you pregnant again doesn’t mean you have to be such a winey little bitch Touga. I am going to take a shower and you are coming with me you pain in the ass. You totally messed up the whole experiment over that so in twenty years we will try this one again except during one of those stupid human wars they have every ten years so we can get the full effect of a nuclear attack with the bullets as well as some of those other great toys the humans came up with. I want to know what it is like to be hit by a bazooka or an RPG. I bet they have the same effect as being hit by that missile when the damn military thought we were an unidentified flying object.’
“I set them straight on that although we did offer them the opportunity to try it again another time after handing them what was left of their leftover scrap metal. I really think the Admiral and General in charge were rather pissed about that since no one was supposed to know about these new things they were trying out. Stupid bullets fell out everywhere onto the floor and whatever projectiles they had were about useless. We really should help those poor humans out with their weapons programs. They are going soft again and we are not to just barge into Area 51 anymore even if it is fun. I am so glad the military loves us or we would have to destroy so many people.’
“We will join the military just for a while since they wanted us to go do that stupid testing stuff, go to war, and have a blast trying to get killed. Then maybe we will die. It will be fun so stop pouting and in turn we will be helping out the humans you so love. It will be great. Besides, I told you we would only do this gang shooting one time so get over it.”

Touga got up from the couch as clothing, shrapnel, and dirt fell off of the two ‘warriors of doom’ on their way up the stairs. Behind the couch Megan and Inuyasha were rolling on the floor in laughter.

“You can come out now. The two wonders of the world have departed and maybe tomorrow we will celebrate their birthdays if they decide to stick around.”

Megan wiped off her tears from laughing so hard. Inuyasha was trying to get up from the floor. Sesshoumaru had a wide smile on his face.

“Why the hell didn’t you tell them we have been shot before Sesshoumaru?”

Inuyasha stated while trying to catch his breath.

“As if our Fathers ever listen to their children since they think they know everything.”

Sesshoumaru stated firmly as he looked at his mates who flopped down next to him.

“Well I haven’t been shot before.”

Megan stated softly wondering what it was like.

“It is a pain since it doesn’t even hurt and it ruins your clothing.”

Sesshoumaru stated and shrugged.

“You both have been shot like that so what is the point of not experiencing for myself?”

Inuyasha sighed.

“Megan, I will shoot you later if you want to know. It isn’t that great. It feels more like a fly hitting you then anything so it really isn’t worth the trouble. I have been shot at close quarters with a shotgun, shot by pistols, you name it some asshole has done it to both of us Inus since they are too ignorant to just stay out of our way. Still, I have never been shot in the armpit.”

Sesshoumaru removed his reading glasses and looked at his mates who were actually considering all of this nonsense.

“You will not act like them. I will be damned if my mates are anything like our Fathers and your former mate Megan. Besides, Inuyasha is pregnant again so I don’t need him being more winey than usual. Inuyasha is jinxed. The spells at the castle apparently do not work on Earl of Ears since he is both impossible and a pain in the ass.’
“Megan my beloved, you must be more careful not to let him become pregnant by you so much. It is hard on us men you know and you did it to me too so now we are going through this again. I am unsure if I want to tell Hojo. He might quit on us and then what will we do? It is the first time in years that all three of us are not pregnant and you became dominant. I appreciate you are a cat my darling, but it is not the one in charge of us Alphas.”

Megan pouted.

“Well you two are always getting me pregnant plus causing me hell for it so you can’t blame me. I mean you both are just as much a sex addict as Miroku with this being his two hundredth pregnancy? I mean can’t Kouga keep it in his pants or is Miroku really that desperate all the damn time?”

Sesshoumaru sighed softly. Miroku was indeed a problem and Kouga was no better.

“We can talk to them about it, but I doubt we will get anywhere. Now it is time for us to go to bed.”

Putting away his book, Sesshoumaru yawned then ushered his mates to their room. He was dead serious about keeping things monogamous with them from now on because of this constant problem with them all being pregnant so much. There had to be something in that damn water. It was getting time to move again just to make sure that was not the reason everyone was pregnant all the damn time.