Too Much Time On Their Hands

Touga and Alistair rushed to the club. It was packed with screaming females who wanted to see some naked male flesh. They were cheering on the normal group of male humans that showed up every weekend for the big ‘Ladies Night’ show. Alistair smirked at Touga as they were ushered through the back strait to the manager who smiled.

“You both came on a good night. I didn’t think you would show, but the Ladies have been waiting for their favorite boys and you two seem to bring them clamoring in. I was almost afraid you wouldn’t show up tonight. So, do we have a deal?”

The manager pulled out the contract. Alistair pretended to go over it and rubbed his chin.

“I won’t sign anything binding. We have no interest in doing this as a full time job.”

Alistair stated as he eyed the crafty manager who thought he was going to make money off of them by taking a percentage of their tips. He already did that without the contract.

“This just takes care of any liabilities. You know, to protect the club.”

Touga read the other contract and frowned.

“No, you won’t take this percentage. We do not even give you that much on a bad night. I won’t do anything over five percent.”

The manager frowned. He knew the crowd of women would leave if these two didn’t perform tonight. Sure there were a lot of young good looking men that the women would come for, but they were the same performers as last year and these two seemed to make the crowd go crazy since they were new to the club.

“I won’t do it for less than five either. Change that and maybe we will consider your offer. You make plenty off of these other idiots, but we are not going to budge. Especially for this escort part of the deal If I am going to expose myself that much then I want something more out of it. In fact I want to insure that the women who are to be escorted have been screened by us first.”

Alistair stated handing the contracts back. He told Touga he wasn’t signing crap and this was crap.

“I can’t go lower than ten percent or I lose out.”

The manager mumbled. He usually took half.

“Six.”

Touga stated trying to bargain.

“No lower than ten.”

The manager stated crossing his arms over his chest. Alistair then interjected.

“Eight percent or we are leaving.”

The manager moaned and then changed the contract.

“Fine, but I better get something great from this deal and you two better get a hell of a lot of tips. I can’t believe I am agreeing to eight percent, that is highway robbery.”

Alistair nodded.

“I want copies for both of us.”

Touga nodded to the manager who was a dwarf in comparison to the very tall very muscular man who went over to the copier after they signed to give them each a copy.

“Oh and I will notarize these Touga. It is a good thing you forced me to take night classes at the local college so that I became an official notary.”

The manager knew he wouldn’t be able to forge or do a damn thing after that was done and Alistair of course was able to somehow conjure everything he needed to notarize the forms. The manager was shocked, but could do nothing now.

“So what tonight are we to be? Knights or Princes for the ladies?”

Alistair asked Touga with a grin.

“Knights of course you idiot that is what I brought for us to wear. I didn’t bring anything that elaborate for us to change into and how the hell are we going to conceal our swords?”

Touga stated angrily.

“You brought the swords? What the hell were you……..never mind.”

Alistair stated in frustration. Of course his crazy mate would bring something they couldn’t use as a prop. It was a given that Touga wouldn’t go anywhere without at least a weapon on him not that he ever needed one.

“You two boys are not going to wear those looking leather kilt things are you? That almost caused a riot last time you were here.”

The manager mumbled.

“Not to mention all the groping.”

Alistair mumbled to Touga who grinned.

“Oh no, I brought real kilts this time. Shall we go all out or are we required to actually wear something under them?”

Touga stated wiggling his eyebrows at Alistair who frowned.

“You brought the real kilts from the Wolf Tribe? I itch like mad in that thing Touga!”

Alistair stated in frustration as Touga frowned.

“Awe, please Alistair. It will be great! They will love the whole bad ass Wolf look with the slight Feudal Japan Kouga thing going on. It was his idea.”

Alistair’s eyes went wide in fury and frustration. Then he ran his hand across his face.

“You told him?”

Touga smirked.

“Yep, I told him so he could come with us sometime. If his Father was still alive we could have done this with him, but the wolf boy is so much like his Dad so why not? He wants to come do this too. I mean we could make it a male family event and just think about the crowds for our sons.”

Alistair growled and the manager backed away as his eyes bled over to jet black.

“You could have warned me ahead of time and you told me that this was just our thing.”

Touga frowned.

“Oh, don’t be mad Alistair.”

Alistair grasped his mate by his hair pulling the man down and then grasped his ear as Touga whimpered out the door with him.

“You were to tell no one Touga. This was our game and now we have signed a contract for a year! Do you know what this means to me?”

Touga looked at his mate with puppy dog eyes.

“Yessss…………I am in trouble?”

Alistair smiled wickedly as Touga frowned trying to get out of trouble with his best puppy dog eyes.

“If you only knew……..if you only knew…………it is a damn good thing I love you or I would kick your ass right now.”

Touga pouted making his full lips look like he was two years old with those big golden eyes.

“But Alistair…….it was just……….”

Alistair licked the end of Touga’s nose and let go of his ear.

“You are in trouble, but we will deal with that later. Now show me our……..costumes?”

Touga happy his mate wasn’t going to kick his ass grabbed out the cloths like a child on Christmas showing off a new toy.

“See Alistair, aren’t they great!”

Alistair’s mouth fell open.

“There is hardly anything there and I am supposed to be a Knight in this and what the hell is the big idea of showing things off Touga? We could hide nothing with this especially you!”

Touga frowned.

“It was just a joke. I brought fur underwear for us.”

Alistair smacked his forehead when he looked at the shorts that the other strippers wore except these were covered in fur. Touga’s were silver white and his were black.

“I sewed in our fur so we look like it is a part of us ya know. They might think it is cool.”

Touga smiled as Alistair grabbed the stuff walking back grumbling about how he was mated to a five year old mental demon who never acted his real age. Touga was over 5000 years old. He should have grown out of this faze.

“Oh come on Alistair, we will be great!”

Touga grabbed his mate’s hand and the manager just shook his head hoping that he was making the right decision. Those two were a couple of strange men and kind of scary. The big guy could squash him flat and the other looked like he could murder him any second. It was going to be an interesting night no matter how things turned out.
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The music started and Touga came out first in silver armor with white fur on the shoulders, a white fur kilt, fur boots, and his sword at his side with long perfect straight silver hair swinging down to his knees. Alistair rolled his eyes as the women screamed for his mate as he finally came out after taking a big breath. He wouldn’t tell anyone he had stage fright. It was against the King of Wolves and King of Demons to show fear at anything.

“You are an idiot Touga and these things itch.”

Alistair was in the same armor except all black with his short dark black hair messy since Touga screwed it up before they came out saying it made him look sexier like he had just been in battle. Touga’s hair was down and of course hung past his knees in these long silky silver waves making him shine like a star on stage. They were both tan and well built, but Alistair felt like such a shrimp next to his mate who was so damn tall.

“Kneel down on one knee at least mate. I am the King not you Touga. You make me look like I am a gnome with more fur then any man needs.”

Alistair’s shadow of fire hung at his side pulsing a bit for action as Alistair told it to shut up. It was not time for battle and no one here was to be put to death. The women were hot too and they both had counted at least thirty of them they planned on getting numbers from before the night was done if not more. Human females were fun and there were a few half demons here. Only a couple demon females who seemed quite interested as they eyed the two powerful demons practically panting.

“Take it all off baby!”

They heard in the crowd as the women started their cat calls and cheering them on. Alistair then smiled as he and Touga showed off their muscles as well as other attributes slowly taking it off and allowing the females to have their fun.

“Oh wow………..it is so soft………..”

One woman cooed as she ran her fingers over Alistair’s chest. He was having a blast with them until a demon female shoved her way down then tried to rip off his shorts.

“Madam……..not right here in front of the Ladies……….”

Alistair stated as he pulled the young fox demoness up from the floor planting a searing kiss on her lips as the females cried in protest so he obliged allowing a few to grope him.

“I will remember your scent.”

Alistair whispered into her ear as he let her go and she passed out cold on the floor. Others tried to do the same and Touga was having fun with that.

“Oooo……….you are so……….”

A few of them squealed at him and Touga smirked.

“Yes I am……….give me your number for now baby and I will be happy to show you much more later.”

Phone numbers, scents of females they knew they would find later, and others they would toss were stashed in their furry trunks as fingers found their way into places with money as well as other trinkets that no such things should end up. The ladies threw money at them like it was nothing and soon they had made a couple grand in one night as always. As usual both men jingled a bit too as the ladies seemed to love putting coins as well as their ones, fives, tens. twenties, and a few larger bills into anyplace available just to get to touch something more than just their shorts.

“Long night Father?”

Touga heard before he turned to find Sesshoumaru standing looking at his Father like he lost his mind as the two men left the club laughing at how they were going to get some tonight. It was so damn embarrassing. He and Kouga were there both witnessing the whole embarrassing moment of the two most powerful demons in their pack acting like horney young men.

“It is an interesting look for you both. I would have forgone the fur.”

Kouga stated as he checked them out and shrugged. It hadn’t been a bad idea to give them the costumes, but did they have to make the wolf tribe look that bad? Old men dancing and causing hell in the human population was just wrong.

“I told you it was a bad idea to tell the kids Touga.”

Alistair stated as he tried to shake out all the money and coins in his shorts onto the floor.

“Oh please, like you didn’t enjoy it Alistair.”

Touga stated as he picked up the phone numbers from the floor ignoring the cash.

“Oh, the little kitsune did get up to give you her number. I wondered if she was going to recover from that kiss Alistair. Is she willing to share you think?”

Sesshoumaru yawned and Kouga sat on the chair leaning back waiting for an explanation on why his old uniform looked so much better on Alistair then him as Alistair put the costume back on.

“We won’t have a problem there Touga, but you have to get dressed for our ending. Remember then end of the show we have to do that dumb farewell thing with the rest of the idiots. I doubt they did as well, but humans never knew how to use their scent to get the females to go nuts.”

Kouga frowned.

“What do you mean your scent? I don’t want your pheromones all over my vintage antique armor Alistair. That is worth a lot and has sentimental value ya know.”

Sesshoumaru shook his head as he sat down next to Kouga.

“You will never get that smell out Kouga. Just let them have it. You have others.”

Kouga pouted.

“But that one was the one I wore the day after we killed that stupid Naraku. It is my royal armor.”

Alistair smirked as his eyes once again went black and his scent rose filling the area with power marking the territory with his testosterone showing them who was true Alpha of their pack.

“You won’t get my scent out of it wolf so deal with it.”

Kouga and Sesshoumaru backed away a bit. It was a hint that they were still not powerful enough to defeat this man.

“Fine, keep it then.”

Kouga frowned as he kicked the air feeling like he had been cheated.

“Alistair, quit doing that.”

Touga stated smacking Alistair on the back of the head. Alistair frowned at his mate.

“That wasn’t nice Touga.”

Alistair stated as his eyes turned back to normal.

“Apologize to our kids. You don’t go around pushing your Alpha self at our children. Sesshoumaru is acting Alpha until otherwise stated.”

Touga frowned and Alistair nodded.

“Sesshoumaru you and Kouga being the nosey kids you are will wait here until we get back. Then we will get rid of that contract, the manager, and take over this club.”

Alistair stated as Touga went to say something about it then shut up which was a very smart move at that moment.

“You want to kill something don’t you Alistair.”

Touga stated softly under his breath.

“Yes Touga and since I cannot do that to you my beloved I am going to skin that manager alive. He is taking advantage of idiots and I will not have this place of ours closed because of his stupidity. We will be the managers here and hire worthwhile intelligent people who are worth looking at. Not idiots who agree to this nonsense. Do not worry Touga they won’t be without a job. I am hungry too. They will work well for a midnight snack.”

Sesshoumaru frowned. He didn’t want to be a part of that mess. Humans tasted nasty. How the hell could Alistair stomach them?

“Oh, not all of them are human, child, or was my smell too strong?”

Alistair stated running his fingers over Sesshoumaru’s long silver hair. He couldn’t help it. That was what attracted him to Touga. He had this obsession with the Inu’s hair. It was beautiful and soft. Kouga’s was too, but nothing like this.

“You smell them now?”

Sesshoumaru blushed pushing Alistair’s hand off his head.

“Don’t flirt with me. I am serious about being with my mates only you jerk.”

Alistair looked at Sesshoumaru then bent down smiling.

“I wasn’t flirting little boy. You are still my mate’s pup and that makes you my pup too in my eyes now. Things change Sesshoumaru, but you are beautiful and you will always be the most beautiful in my eyes other than your brat of a brother and your Father. You really all should have been born female. Where the hell is Inuyasha the Earl of Ears anyway? He would cause a riot here if we could get him on stage.”

Sesshoumaru was totally insulted as his jaw dropped at the insinuation that he should be a female. How crude and what a damn human thing to say. It was insulting.

“Inuyasha will be here. He is still walking funny. He didn’t stop while he was ahead since he hadn’t been with Michael for almost six weeks straight so he had to make up for his celibacy tenfold. I am surprised Sesshoumaru is even here and I doubt Megan will be able to move from the bed.”

Kouga stated firmly after Sesshoumaru smacked him for opening his damn mouth again. Alistair doubled over laughing as Sesshoumaru moved around in the seat like he was very uncomfortable.

“Shut up wolf.”

Sesshoumaru stated grumbling.

“Oh come off it Sess, you are happy he is home and that you are both mated again.”

Kouga stated patting Sesshoumaru on the back. Sesshoumaru gave him a dirty look and looked away then got up from the chair walking rather funny for one who was normally graceful.

“Oh you will live Sesshoumaru.”

Touga stated as he rolled his eyes at his son.

“You all thought the rabbit and you were bad Father. I don’t know what the hell you did when you made Inuyasha, but I take back anything about him being weak.”

Inuyasha showed up smiling widely. He was feeling great and he stretched as Megan frowned at him trying to figure out why the hell she was able to move at all.

“Why are you two dressed like you killed a bear and made underwear out of it?”

Megan stated looking at Touga and Alistair like they lost their marbles.

“Hi honey, you don’t like the new look? I used to wear stuff like this all the time. Terribly itchy though.”

Alistair stated going to put an arm around his ex mate when Sesshoumaru stood in front of him pushing him out of the way.

“I meant it Alistair. Even if I am hurting I will fight you if you touch them. Stupid re-mating rituals piss me off.”

Sesshoumaru stated as he pulled Inuyasha and Megan behind him as if trying to shield them from his family. No one touched them unless he wanted them to.

“Oh come on Sesshoumaru, you are so anal……………”

Kouga stated and shut up immediately as Sesshoumaru gave him a death glare.

“Don’t make me hurt you too.”

Sesshoumaru growled at the wolf and left saying one thing to his Fathers who were irritating the hell out of him. There was no way in hell he was staying at such a hovel waiting for these two to get over their next childhood.

“We are going home Father and well……….Father. You both look ridiculous. Put on some cloths and act normal for once in your lives.”

Inuyasha waved goodbye happily as he followed his mates back to the room. Kouga just sat down and scratched his head.

“I didn’t look like an idiot in that armor.”

Kouga got up then and followed the other three.

“Hey you asshole! Sesshoumaru wait up! They do not look ridiculous! I used to wear that shit!”

Inuyasha grabbed Kouga and they started grappling a bit until Sesshoumaru flung the wolf over his shoulder after knocking him out not wanting to hear another word from that foul mouth again and marched away.

“Kids, go figure.”

Touga stated as he smiled at his mate who was getting the rest of his armor on.

“So are you ready Touga?”

Alistair stated softly.

“Ya, ya, ya….time to see our fair maidens off, kill some bastards, eat, drink, and be merry. Just like old times right?”

Touga smiled.

“Yes Touga, just like old times. I can smell the blood in the air can’t you?”

Alistair stated as Touga followed him like a loyal mate should.

“Yes this will be great and we can do this every night if we want to.”

Alistair grasped Touga by his chest plate.

“Except next time my dear I will pick the costume.”

Touga’s eyes went wide in shock and then he smirked giving his mate a gentle kiss.

“Anything you want as long as you are happy and let me be happy too. So we gonna share tonight? How many do you want Alistair?”

Touga stated asking a billion questions about what position and other such nonsense until the night was done. He was ready for action and it didn’t really matter at this point what kind as long as it was something other than standing around.

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The night indeed was a bloodbath and Alistair licked his fingers clean as he took his time tormenting his prey. Alistair being a black wolf did not have the mercy that Touga did as Touga sat frowning at Alistair’s long torment of every single person he killed.

“Alistair you are milking this out a bit long aren’t you? I can only handle so many screams in one night. My ears are killing me.”

Alistair slowly skinned the manager as he screamed in pain hanging from the ceiling then finally he slit his throat.

“Fine, ruin my fun then.”

Touga frowned.

“You really do enjoy that don’t you?”

Alistair rolled his eyes.

“You know that I do already and you always ask me that same stupid question every time Touga. Doesn’t it bore you to do that?'
"The manager was killing his people after he made his money. He got what he deserved in my book. He as well as a few of these others who helped raped, murdered, and maimed their male as well as their female victims them until they begged for death. Yet you feel bad. I feel……..pleasure. I enjoy killing evil doers as you well know slowly and painfully. It always tastes better when they are evil. We are demons Touga so do not forget your nature.”

Touga frowned then grabbed a towel that wasn’t as bloody as some of the other stuff on the floor. Wiping his mate’s face off he felt better since now he had a face rather than all this blood all over making him look even more demon like. To Touga it was so very beautiful and the dark wolf had easily captured his heart with his pure darkness against his light. It was like the perfect combination.

Alistair always made such a mess of himself with so much blood everywhere even in his black wolf form which he was in for most of the killing. The black fur hid all the blood as he ripped the flesh and devoured the meat of his prey. Touga just chewed a few times swallowing them whole. He didn’t see the point of the tearing. It took too much time and was too loud.

“I just think you take it to a whole new level each time Alistair. Are you really that bored?”

Touga stated as Alistair took off his bloody clothing.

“Yes. I am bored. There is nothing here for creatures like us Touga. Nothing to kill except these weak beings and we have no place we truly belong except with our pack.'
"So few understand us and forget we are not human because we look like them. Just because we are lost among them doesn’t mean that we can get caught up in the idea that we are human Touga. I know you love them, but you know that we are too strong to just treat them as though they are like us. You lost your heart to one and you had to be careful with her remember?”

Alistair almost slid in the blood as he walked over to get his clothing out of the bag. Touga just stood there for a moment.

“How could I forget Izayoi? My beloved Izayoi. She was the most beautiful human woman ever born and I was so careful. She who was like glass that I could break or mar with one claw. I felt unworthy to touch her, but I loved her with my whole soul.”

Touga stated softly as Alistair brought the bag over then touched his mates shoulder.

“Yes and you almost lost yourself in flames to her. She did not live as long as us, but you are allowed to feel such things.'
"Still you are a demon and you knew that when you took her. You knew what you did and the consequences of this action.'
"Izayoi thought you to be an Angel and we kill beings for survival like animals. We kill Touga and we always will to survive. Humans cannot understand that we are beasts and we live as such. Our ways in the eyes of God are not that of Angels unless we are fallen. Perhaps that is what we are.’
“Come now, do not frown in despair. We have each other and our pack. We will get through this immortal life together until something changes so that we can end our existence. So far, neither one of us has found a clue on how to do that so we live on. Besides now we have a new goal.”

Alistair looked at his mate who was dressing. He was so sad all the time and they both wanted death to find a new adventure if there was one to be had. No one could kill them. They even tried to kill each other once and it didn’t work. Then again jumping off a cliff was just like stepping down a ladder for them. There was nothing known to kill their kind. They were not vampires, they were not humans, they were demons and too powerful demons for their own good. Touga and Alistair were the last true Kings of their time and the only ones capable of destroying entire continents if allowed such frivolities.

“So we will kill and maim forever. You know I love you for your cruel and beautiful dark way of life. You always see the misery in everything and find something fun in it. I don’t understand you Alistair.”

Touga stated sarcastically. Alistair was very loving and kind. Still Touga preferred to let Alistair think that he thought he was an evil bastard since Alistair seemed to like that.

“Well, it all is about the timing and how to draw it out until the end. How can I enjoy anything if it ends too soon? I like to maim people. I am a wolf.”

Alistair stated frowning. Touga was being mean to him again.

“I love you Alistair and I don’t want you to change. Just ignore my cruel way of scolding you. I know that you would find it odd if I did not.”

Touga smiled as he cleaned some meat out of his fangs with a bone shard. It was surprising anything was left at all. The place looked terrible with broken furniture, blood everywhere, and windows broken.

“I think we should burn this place down Touga. We will just rebuild. No big thing. It will be an electrical fire and no one will be shocked at that. The wiring in this place is terrible.”

Alistair grabbed their bag then changed his mind as blood dripped from it. Then he grabbed the whimpering Kouga’s armor and Touga’s. Then using his sword he set the place alight from the outside.

“Um Alistair……….”

Touga stated softly looking at the bloody footprints on the ground.

“What.”

Alistair stated as he watched the fire.

“Do you want me to do something about the other evidence?”

Touga looked at the footprints then at his boots.

“What other evidence Touga?”

Alistair stated with his hands on his hips as he looked up at Touga like he was a moron.

“We have blood on our boots and walked over here leaving a big trail.”

Touga stated pointing to Alistair’s black boots.

“Oh that………it’ll fade.”

Alistair stated waving it off like it was nothing.

“What do you mean it will fade? Wouldn’t it be better for us to leave our boots, levitate, and have me use the dragon’s wind to blow the sand over it?”

Touga stated trying to take off his boots as Alistair put a hand on his shoulder looking down now at his mate who was sitting in the sand throwing his boots out into the darkness.
“What the hell are you doing Touga? The Shadow will suck it up and burn the evidence as we go along or did you forget? Oh, that is right we haven’t used these things in ages.”

A dark light glowed as the blood seeped into the demon sword and the footprints faded. Unfortunately Touga’s boots were also destroyed.

“What the hell? You could have told me way before now. Those were my favorites.”

Touga shouted as Alistair smirked then picked up Touga throwing him over his shoulder as if he were a sack of potatoes.

“Don’t worry about it Touga, I got it covered.”

Alistair stated as they lifted into the air with a flick of his wrist and all evidence that they had ever been there faded into the darkness as Alistair teleported them home. In a ball of blackness he was not seen in the night moving slowly like a dark shadow over the world.