Too Much Time On Their Hands

Michael lay in the bed looking at the ceiling in awe. This had been only his second time being intimate with anyone in his entire existence and it indeed had been a learning experience. He had tested, tried, and succeeded in remembering all Lord Sesshoumaru had taught him his very first time. Michael even learned a few new tricks with Inuyasha's help and they had taken one another more times than he could count exploring then trying new things to see the reaction.

Inuyasha was fast asleep with his arm around him and his silver hair floating about them both. Michael wasn’t sure what to think. He thought it would be totally different then it ended up being, but he actually wore a young one out and he was still wanted more. He just couldn’t bring himself to wake the beautiful boy up. Asleep Inuyasha indeed looked like an Angel with a perfect cherubic face. His long dark silver lashes lay against his skin like soft feathers and that long hair flowed everywhere. It was so soft and so silky like perfect strands of heaven as Michael ran his fingers through it.

Hearing the door slam he knew someone came home and hoped to God it wasn’t Kouga. He did not wish to be disturbed after such a wonderful experience. It had only been his second time in his whole life that he experienced the pleasures of the flesh. Inuyasha was everything he dreamed of and more.

Sesshoumaru walked into the bedroom not even turning to look to see who was there and started to remove his tie as well as his suit. He had a very long day.

“Inuyasha you have a total of five seconds to wake your ass up.”

Inuyasha mumbled something incoherent back to his mate. He didn’t want to budge pulling Michael closer as he did so wrapping one leg over his new toy.

Sesshoumaru turned around and marched over to the bed pulling the blankets off of both men in frustration. He was in no mood to be argued with again today.

“I said get your ass up out of that bed!”

Inuyasha snarled and grabbed the blankets back pushing Michael back down on the bed as he tried to get up. He hated it when Sesshoumaru did this to him.

“Just because some asshole demons at work picked on you today doesn’t mean you have to be a total dickhead to me Sesshoumaru! Quit being such a jerk and go kill someone else like Kouga who deserves this shit! I am tired!”

At that Sesshoumaru grasped Inuyasha by his hair and dragged him out of the bed.

“Get dressed and get ready to leave. We are going hunting and I will not have you lying about the house today of all days! I need you to be alert today and you will do as you are told! I will cause you a lot of pain if you really need an incentive, but I would prefer to do that later with some ounce of self restraint when I am not in this frame of mind!”

Michael covered himself up with the blanket and cowered a bit on the bed since Lord Sesshoumaru was in one of those I will kill everyone moods. It was always bad when the demon Lord was like this and it meant slow agonizing pain for anyone who pissed him off. Michael did not wish to be one of those people today. Not after such a nice moment with his favorite person.

“Come on Michael and get dressed. We have to accommodate Lord of the Fluff right now. Fluffy jerk pain in the ass can’t even give me a break for one damn day.”

The only persons in the world that could get away with calling the demon Lord Fluffy were his mates and they were the only ones who would live after he spanked the hell out of them for calling him that. Sesshoumaru hated that term and he was at the point he wasn’t sure if he wanted to let Inuyasha live right now since he was being such a childish brat.

Sesshoumaru threw on a nice pair of jeans forgoing the shirt and shoes to grasp Inuyasha in boxer shorts by the doggie ear to the other room. Michael heard screaming, whacking, whimpering, and then a very loud roar before there was silence. Then Inuyasha walked back into the room holding his ass pouting the fullest pout Michael had ever seen in his life with alligator tears flowing down those cheeks.

“And next time you call me Fluffy you had better be ready for more of that Inuyasha!”

Sesshoumaru roared as he walked away to calm down.

“Michael I said get the hell up and find something in here that fits!”

Inuyasha ground out as he tried to hold his emotions in as Sesshoumaru walked back into the bedroom shaking his head in frustration. Why the hell did Inuyasha have to push things?

“Do not yell at the Sophisticate Inuyasha. It is your own doing. I told you I hate that term and I meant it. You and Megan are really pushing things with me lately. I swear when her week is done I am going to tie you both to the bed for a month.'
"Michael you will get up out of that bed. It is not like neither one of us has not seen it all before although I am rather furious you have scars since that is inexcusable. I heard the conversation with Kouga too and he is punished. You will not do anything to that wolf Inuyasha for at least a good month if he can walk again. He will be on bed rest.”

Sesshoumaru growled out to his mate. Inuyasha grumbled.

“Stupid wimpy ass wolf was supposed to be my project today and you always are taking things away from me you jerk. Why not just take my whole life while you are at it?”

Michael searched the room finding a few things he thought were suitable to wear. As soon as he found something great Lord Sesshoumaru snarled taking the suit away from his old lover tossing it back into the closet somehow able to make it hang back up without any problem without using magic. It was so weird how the demon Lord could do such things and it was not fair no one else could do that except him. Sesshoumaru was amazing.

“You are not a Sophisticate anymore. Casual is appropriate even for you.”

Tossing a pair of his jeans to the tall man and a t shirt Michael looked at them with distaste.

“I see what you mean Inuyasha. I will comply.”

Michael stated softly. He was almost as tall as Sesshoumaru and close to the same build so the pants were just a bit too long. However the shoes, socks, and simple boxers fit feeling odd to the old vampire. He was used to much finer attire. It was however, comfortable.

“You will get over it Michael. I did. Once you have pups you will live in this crap and it is ten times better than the suits.”

Sesshoumaru stated firmly straitening the collar of the deep blue polo shirt and unbuttoning a few buttons then frowning at Michael when he tried to button it up.

“Leave it.”

Inuyasha growled as he was wearing some kind of loose fitting holey jeans with a bright red t shirt with some rock band on the front.

“You look like a punk kid you brat.”

Sesshoumaru stated firmly and smirked at his mate. He liked it when Inuyasha dressed like this. It was amusing and kind of like robbing the cradle over and over again. Inuyasha was far from being a youngling anymore, but he still had that childish imp face that would fool everyone.

“Ya, well you look like a biker so shut up.”

Inuyasha snorted with a frown as Sesshoumaru ruffled his hair. Sesshoumaru wore his black biker boots and leather jacket over a flame emblazed poly/cotton shirt. He always looked cool. It wasn’t fair.

“Put on your damn jacket and leave the sneakers. You will need to wear those black riding boots instead Inuyasha. We are going to go buy something dangerous.”

Michael looked at the two young demons before him. They looked like young bikers now that were rebels without a cause. Along with that they were trying to make him wear things with this same theme going on.

“What a gun? Maybe you want a new machete or fucking dagger to stab someone in the back with? A bow and arrow set to pin me to a tree?”

Inuyasha interjected as he couldn’t sit still since his ass was on fire. Not only had he been ravished to death by a man who looked their age, but was four times it, but his asshole mate beat it until it was purple then had the nerve to kiss him telling him that he loved him. What kind of asshole anal jerk does something like that?

“No, we are going to go try out those new bullet bikes. I hear they kill people all the time and I am all for human population control. You know that so we are going to try it out.”

Michael fell to the floor laughing. It was the funniest thing he heard in years. Demons were amusing creatures who never failed to amuse him.

“What, you think he is kidding Michael? He is seriously deranged and wants us to join him.”

At that Michael stopped laughing. Sesshoumaru was serious. Getting up with as much dignity as possible he looked at Sesshoumaru like he just lost his mind.

“I am serious Michael so get that leather on and get your ass over here. You thought the wolves were bad, but now you get to deal with us so move it.”

Michael frowned as he grumbled putting on the jacket.

“I might have had better luck with the letch.”

Sesshoumaru forced Inuyasha into the bathroom and started combing his hair. Inuyasha usually loved this, but he was in a rotten mood from being spanked earlier not to mention being woke up.

“It is fine Sess, leave it be.”

Then pushing Sesshoumaru forward Inuyasha helped him since their hair was so damn long. It helped to have someone maintain it.

“I am home thank God! If I do not have to take another damn test in my life I will be the happiest woman on earth.”

Megan called out as she slammed the door. Sesshoumaru came out of the bathroom and for some reason started adjusting himself like a kid again. He adored Megan and was still trying to show off for her. It was kind of cute and Inuyasha bust up laughing.

“How was your day dear?”

Sesshoumaru stated wandering over cautiously to his mate who had clawed the hell out of him the night before for picking on Inuyasha.

“It was a day. What the hell is he doing here? I thought he was with the wolves. You said we were not having him come here until Inuyasha was ready! What the hell! Can’t Kouga do anything right? I swear if that wolf wouldn’t break every damn cell phone I would call his ass and fix this mess.”

Megan stated looking at Michael like he just intruded on dangerous ground. She did not want anyone here except her mates.

“I guess that means I should go back………..”

Michael started to say. Then Megan growled at him.

“No keep your ass right there. What the hell? I guess I have to call them and bitch them out too now.”

Sesshoumaru ran a hand over the back of his head.

“I took care of it. We are going to go bullet bike shopping dear, do you want to come with us?”

Megan looked at Sesshoumaru as if he were an idiot. What was this their second or third youth?

“Are you insane? Those things kill people! That is it! I am going to have to quit school just to keep your asses from doing something stupid!”

Inuyasha frowned and hid behind Sesshoumaru. Then he motioned for Michael to hide with him as he whispered into his ear.

“She is in heat again and we haven’t let her alone for a whole week. It is a dog thing, we can’t help it. I am afraid she might just kill us before we ever get to go do anything at all. That was part of the reason I gave into you. Megan is going to murder us in our sleep.”

Michael watched Megan grab the cell phone to call Kouga. He had better not have broken his cell phone again or she would beat the hell out of him.

“Damn it all it is busy or he is in an area there is no service! Now I have to go find his dumb ass! It is a good thing I am a loving person who cares about his life or he would have to die today!”

Sesshoumaru watched Megan with caution. He had over done it and she warned him to stop sniffing at her. Inuyasha did it too and she blamed Sesshoumaru for it all. It was his fault that he decided to hide all the chocolate in the house away from her and Inuyasha so right now he was in trouble for everything wrong in their lives.

“You are pregnant again aren’t you Megan?”

Michael whimpered from the corner of Sesshoumaru’s shoulder. Sesshoumaru nodded and swallowed hard. It wasn’t supposed to happen again so soon, but he couldn’t help it. Not when his mates smelled so nice.

“Yes damn it all and it is your entire fault Sesshoumaru! Now you want to go kill yourself on a motorcycle and leave your unborn child without a Father! How dare you…….you Fluffy………….ARRRRRRRRR!”

Megan roared as she had enough crushing the phone making the house shake. She was going to kill the men in this house if they did not stop acting so stupid.

“Looks like Kouga is not the only one going to have to replace a cell phone Sesshoumaru.”

Inuyasha came around to Megan who was now sobbing on the floor. She had inherited his over emotional personality from his blood and she made sure he knew it too since she was having twins. One was Inuyasha’s and the other was Sesshoumaru’s. She would be damned if she was having triplets and letting Michael screw her up.

“Dear, everything will be ok. I will get you donuts and anything else you want. Come shopping with us, we are not going to buy anything until you see it first. You know we won’t die. We will survive this I promise and I will even let you kill Kouga as long as you love us.”

Megan nodded and looked at her outfit. She was wearing scrubs from the hospital.

“Megan, my love, my sweetheart please let me buy you something to wear for this.”

Sesshoumaru stated practically whimpering out since he was always in trouble for something lately and so was Inuyasha. They were warned by Akiyoshi not to get each other pregnant, but no one said they couldn’t do it to Megan.

“By the way Inuyasha you should have checked Michael’s time of the month you asshole!”

Megan yelled as she was held by Sesshoumaru in his arms as he carried her out while she pointed at Inuyasha ranting at him over Sesshoumaru's shoulder causing Sesshoumaru to wince at her loud voice right in his ear. Sesshoumaru turned to look at Michael who looked at Inuyasha confused.

“What is she talking about Inuyasha?”

Inuyasha blushed and then looked at Sesshoumaru who frowned at him as though he wasn’t sure if Inuyasha was going to live today after all. Perhaps this place needed to be aired out too. Sesshoumaru was contemplating it since even he could smell that Michael was in season.

“You are going to be a Mother, you are a demon now Michael. Isn’t it great? I mean you wanted me to be your second, so you kind of got what you deserved.”

At that Megan jumped out of Sesshoumaru’s arms and slapped Inuyasha across the face. He was being such a tactless cad.

“How dare you say that to the Mother of your child you jerk! Come here Michael. I will take care of you and we will make these two buy us really great stuff so you won’t have to suffer like I do.'
"I have to deal with them every damn day. You only started living with us and I promise unlike Inuyasha I will beat the hell out of Kouga for leaving you alone. I know Sesshoumaru didn’t beat him up enough. He is too damn soft on those wolves, but I will make it better. I totally understand you.”

Sesshoumaru grasped Megan again growling at her.

“Woman you will not start this shit again. I am in a bad enough mood and Michael you are now stuck here. As if I will let those damn wolves pup you. Kouga can wait until I decide and Inuyasha you think that spanking was something you wait until tonight babe.'
"As if I didn't have enough problems and fuck Akiyoshi’s advice. I am going to pup you if I feel like it Inuyasha. I am the Alpha, not you and not them. I can pup anyone in my pack I want to damn it all and my name is not Fluffy!”

Picking up Megan again in his arms Sesshoumaru marched out the door with the others following him as he continued his rant.

“This is how a pack is supposed to work. I go first, I lead, not you.”

Sesshoumaru snarled as Megan frowned at him crossing her arms across her chest not opening her mouth to talk since Sesshoumaru was being a big meanie asshole.

“I’m the Alpha, hear me roar, rar rar rar. I am the mighty Fluffy………..”

Inuyasha interjected sarcastically behind him as he pouted knowing he was going to get hell for that one later. Michael just tried not to laugh or feel too much fear as he followed behind.

He was pregnant, with Inuyasha’s pup. Perhaps being a demon was not bad since he had always loved and wanted children. Touching his abdomen he smiled a bit to himself. As a Sophisticate he could never feel this joy or have this opportunity. Feeling an arm slide around him Inuyasha saw the glowing smile of his lover who was their half mate.

“So you are not mad huh………”

Michael smiled at Inuyasha.

“No, I am very pleased with this turn of events. I will experience something magnificent that I have always wanted. Perhaps there is light at the end of this tunnel after all.”

Inuyasha tried not to laugh.

“Don’t worry, you will hate me soon enough.”

With that Inuyasha kissed Michael softly and held his hand as they walked behind Sesshoumaru who was still ranting about how he ruled over them all and how his pack was a bunch of unruly children who did not know their place with Megan rolling her eyes at him the whole way. He was being such an asshole, but life would not be bliss if it were any other way.