Too Much Time On Their Hands

Inuyasha came home from work only to find that everyone decided to disappear again and he actually had hoped someone was home since he had one hell of a day. Sesshoumaru was at another damn board meeting with the demons, Megan was at the hospital then would be at the college working on her degree to become an Anesthesiologist, and he was still finishing up his own degree in Astrophysics. It was however, his afternoon off so he had hoped one of them might stop in for lunch.

Walking into the living room, Inuyasha pulled off his tie and laid his navy blue blazer over a bar stool. Unbuttoning his shirt a bit he felt so much better. It was a hot miserable day and he hated that suit.

Then Inuyasha plopped down on the couch to watch TV only to find that Sesshoumaru once again had put the controls back on the television making it impossible to enjoy it. It was only stupid CNN and no ESPN until he decided to forgive Sesshoumaru for making Michael one of their mates.

Megan gave up on them both about it all and was hooked on her laptop writing her thesis for all the classes she was overwhelming herself with on top of her part time position at the Regional Hospital Sesshoumaru sponsored for them. Megan was gone often throughout the week pissing Sesshoumaru off even more than normal so it was a good thing that was only going to last for another week. The three were allowed to work, but only if it was limited. Megan was pushing it again and Inuyasha was too due to the Michael incident. It seemed Megan and Inuyasha were constantly pissing Sesshoumaru off making the house miserable.

“Figures, he had to be anal about everything and after all I have put up with from the bastard.”

Groaned Inuyasha as he shut off the TV and sulked thinking about what he would have to do to get his channels back. There was no point in contacting Miroku to fix this mess since last time they tried that was years ago and Miroku looked like a frizzed up afro Asian boy from hell. Stupid spells, stupid everything, and now he had to deal with that stupid Sophisticate that pissed him off now that he was a stupid demon instead of a stupid Sophisticate like he was supposed to be thanks to his mate plus Kouga the fucking wimpy moron.

Inuyasha knew he should forgive and forget where Michael was concerned, but he just couldn’t let that past go when it came to the vampire that fell in love with him. Inuyasha didn’t want Michael to do that even if he was a beautiful new toy to play with. The guy was an asshole like his brother and totally snobby. Michael was even snobbier then Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha once thought that was impossible. In Inuyasha’s mind who the hell could be more anal then his own mate since Sesshoumaru really never acted like much of a brother anyway. They were not even fully related until now. He was wrong though since Michael was much more anal and much snobbier and just an asshole as far as Inuyasha was concerned. If he had to blame anyone for everything Inuyasha would point the guilt all Michael’s way if he had his way at all.

Getting up off the couch Inuyasha went to take a shower and changed his mind looking out at the surf. It was a beautiful day and the waves were perfect once again. He could take his shower later.

Undressing quickly into his surfing gear Inuyasha raced out to the waves only to find the last person he wanted to see sitting on the ground in tears. It was pathetic and the last thing he wanted today of all days. This was the person who had made their house hell and it was definitely all Michael’s fault his channels were removed.

“What the hell are you doing here you asshole and why the fuck are you crying Michael? I am the one who should be whimpering about you not the other way around. I mean you have completely ruined my life.”

Michael looked up at Inuyasha and dragged him to the ground. He needed help and Inuyasha as much as he was angry at him was the only person who might be able to save his ass.

“I ran from the wolves and I do not want to go back there! Please, do not make me Inuyasha. I am begging you!”

Inuyasha tried to pull himself free from the overly emotional Sophisticate, but it was like trying to pull away from a vice grip. The guy was strong. That was Sesshoumaru’s fault.

“Michael what are you talking about? Kouga and Miroku adore you. They wouldn’t hurt you one bit and neither would Ayame.”

Michael tried to breathe as he was hyperventilating. Inuyasha might send him back! Life couldn’t be that cruel could it?

“They tied me to a chair and let me deal with my change alone. Then…..then they left me in a hovel. It is worse than a hovel; it is a pig sty Inuyasha. I cannot handle it and they will not let me clean anymore. Miroku was chasing me around the house and groping me the whole time.’
“I cannot do this. I want to be a Sophisticate again. I do not want to have sex. I had it; I am ok with not having it again. Tell me can I not go back to the way I was?”

Inuyasha growled. He didn’t much care for Michael, well, that wasn’t completely true. He felt sorry for the guy now and was starting to like him. Problem was now he felt protective over him and that sickening slight love feeling one has for a mate even if he wasn’t a full mate was there. It bothered Inuyasha a lot since now how the hell was he going to blame Michael for everything wrong in his life anymore? It was so wrong to take that away. Now he had to start blaming that jerk of a wolf again so Kouga was going to suffer since he took away his target. Kouga was going to be beaten to a pulp and Miroku had it coming too. How the hell could they just leave the guy?

“Miroku is harmless except for his right hook so you will get used to avoiding that. Just let go, calm down, and I will call Sesshoumaru so I can go beat up Kouga for you. I have enjoyed doing it for years so what will be new. Kouga has had this coming for years.”

Michael panicked. Then he started looking around them frantically like someone was going to pop out of nowhere any minute.

“NO! You cannot leave me alone! They will find me! They are probably out searching for me right now and they threatened to beat me as well as spank me! Me! A Centuries old Sophisticate who has not ever been beaten by anyone except maybe you and Sesshoumaru……..still I cannot be found. You must hide me. I will do anything for you Inuyasha! I adore and love you! Please!”

Inuyasha smiled wickedly and caressed Michael’s face. He had a great idea. It was his turn to torment Michael a bit and make him owe him big time.

“Why should I help you after what you did to me? Maybe I should just watch, although I will beat up Kouga for leaving you tied up during the change. I just want to beat Kouga up so this gives me the excuse so it will be fun. Still, why should I help you at all after what you did to me?”

Michael then sobbed into Inuyasha’s legs. He was totally at the wolves’ mercy and Inuyasha was going to hand him over. It wasn’t fair damn it when all he wanted was for Inuyasha to love him.

“You hate me! I knew I could not ever win your favor! Just kill me now! I cannot take it anymore! All I have desired is your love and I cannot live without it!”

Inuyasha pulled Michael off the ground and slapped him once good across the face. The man was being hysterical and it was unseemly for a demon.

“Pull yourself together! You are acting like a child and you are a Sophisticate asshole. Start acting like one and you will be fine. It is not like you are weak so stop being such a big baby.”

Michael touched his face and shook his head. Inuyasha then pulled him towards the house.

“You are right. I lost myself, thank you.”

Inuyasha shook his head not believing he had to deal with this shit today. He lost TV privileges and now he was going to have to forgive this asshole. It was the only way to get his TV back with all the channels he wanted and make Sesshoumaru be nice again not that he was too nice anyway. It would ruin the point of being mated to an asshole.

“Don’t thank me yet Michael. I am going to tie you up and spank the hell out of you so that you wished you were still with the wolves. You have had this coming for years and I have waited long enough. You screwed up my surf time and now I have to deal with that idiot wimpy ass wolf. Thanks for nothing.”

Michael tried to pull away since he didn’t want to be spanked at all, but couldn’t escape the iron grip and was soon flung over the shoulders of the object of his lust. That was when he realized that may not be too bad since Inuyasha was showing an interest. It could be ok.

“Inuyasha, after you are done will you be my second?”

Inuyasha frowned.

“Your second what you asshole?”

Michael smiled and blushed a bit. It was almost too much to hope for.

“My second lover since I have had no other than Sesshoumaru. I am a bit nervous, but I trust you. I want you to be my second or I want to be celibate for the rest of my life.”

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. What a melodramatic idiot.

“Don’t push your luck.”

Michael frowned and then smiled staring at the ass he loved more than any other as the long silver mane of hair flowed back and forth showing off all the muscles he loved. It of course did nothing without that impish face that still looked so childish for one that was so different in personality then the Angel that he appeared to be.

Right as Michael was about to be set down on the couch a knock came on the door. It had to be that asshole wolf that pissed Inuyasha off right now. Kouga could not just take a hint that this Sophisticate did not want him to man handle him right now. The jerk wanted a beating and Inuyasha would give him one when he felt damn good and ready not before. Inuyasha wanted time to torment Michael first. He deserved this time since he had lived for so many years dealing with Michael’s stupid posse and Michael’s stupid obsession that he wanted to get even.

“Kouga go away before you piss me off. I will kick your ass later wolf so don’t think I forgot you like you do other people you asshole!”

Inuyasha yelled through the door.

“It is me Miroku! Not Kouga! Is Michael there? I was told to watch him and if I don’t get him back home Kouga is going to kick my ass!”

Inuyasha rolled his eyes not letting Michael go as he opened the door for his best friend.

“Look you can hide in here for a while, but Michael is staying and I am going to kick your ass too later. You are just lucky I like you more than Kouga. Go call Kouga on your cell to tell him that Michael is here. I have a few words for that jerk. I seriously can’t believe you mated the moron Miroku. Didn’t I teach you anything? You should have better faith in yourself that shacking up with a loser who can’t even take care of this snob properly and Kouga thinks he is older than me. Well he sure as hell don’t act like it.”

Miroku frowned and looked at Michael who was hanging upside down on Inuyasha’s shoulders looking rather happy about it too. Why was Michael happier here? What the hell was his problem with them?

“I thought you were miserable Michael and now you look like you are having the time of your life.”

Michael frowned at the wolf only to be tossed onto the couch rather roughly by Inuyasha.

“Stay!”

Inuyasha stated pointing a finger at Michael then grabbing Miroku’s phone from him after Miroku dialed the number to Kouga who was apparently in the board meeting with Sesshoumaru. There was yelling, whimpering, loud crashing noises, and it was very hard to hear him.

“Miroku I don’t have time for your complaints about the lack of sex you get in the house. What is it you want now? We are in the middle of a bloodbath and don’t have time for this shit today. I hope it isn’t that you are pregnant again or I swear I am getting it cut off!”

Inuyasha growled into the phone.

“Look you wimpy ass wolf jerk it isn’t your damn mate. Can’t you tell the difference in my growl and your Miroku’s?”

Kouga started laughing.

“Oh Hi mutt face, miss you too. What is going on and why do you have Miroku’s cell phone? You didn’t rape him again did you?”

Inuyasha laughed sarcastically.

“Not funny you wimpy ass wolf, I can’t keep up with your dumb ass in that area nor do I want to………”

Kouga snorted.

“You couldn’t keep up with my ass in anything ya idiot. So what do ya want?”

Inuyasha growled and got ready to yell until he heard his brother’s voice booming as the sounds of broken glass and other broken things could be heard.

“Damn……sounds like one hell of a meeting Kouga is anyone alive? I mean scratch that since I know at least a few idiots are dead, but is there any furniture left or will Sess be redecorating the office again?”

Kouga smirked and shrugged as he watched the chaos as Sesshoumaru threw another demon out the office window then cut him in half with the light whip. He was having one of those days again.

“No, nothing of the kind, but the windows will have to be replaced. He is going for the fresh air look. I mean maybe an office chair or two since they went sailing first with the occupants in them. People should know better than to call your brother Fluffy and allow the office staff to post up pictures of him saying he is single still.”

Inuyasha sighed. They were surrounded by idiots. It wasn’t a bad dream.

“Yes, well sounds like nothing unusual then. Still you are looking at an ass kicking when you come pick up Miroku and I am keeping Michael…………..”

At those words Kouga only could see red.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!"

Kouga blew up and crushed the phone before Inuyasha could say another word. Stomping over to where the last two cowering ex executives were seated he threw both of them out the window clenching his fists afterwards.

“That was a bit extreme Kouga. At least you could have let me acid whip them before they made a mess on the human population below. Must I think of everything? You really do need to watch your temper and pay attention to detail. Now I must go deal with that problem again. You finish the meeting, I am going home. I feel a headache coming on.”

Sesshoumaru huffed as he left a group of shaking terrified demons with Kouga who was flexing and clenching his claws. People were going to die. Michael was going to be his for the night and now Inuyasha was going to have him. What a fucking jerk! And when he knew how Kouga felt for the Sophisticate. This wasn’t going down without a fight.

Inuyasha looked at Miroku then frowned at the phone. Kouga hung up on him after letting him give that damn wolf a piece of his mind. What an asshole.

“Looks like Kouga will be buying a new phone so you can’t call him for the rest of the day Miroku. You might as well bunk up with us for tonight since Ayame is the only person who can handle Kouga in a foul mood after what I am going to do to him. Of course Sess is going to help as soon as he finds out and did I not tell you not to move you asshole!”

Michael was moving towards the garbage can with a piece of trash he found on the floor. The guy just couldn’t stop cleaning things.

“You have OCD don’t you Michael.”

Sighed Miroku, who was now going to go all psychologist major on the poor man. As if it wasn’t bad enough the jerk was a former Buddhist monk. He would trick Michael into a false sense of security and then grope him with his ‘cursed’ pervert hand.

“Leave Michael alone Miroku and get your stuff from home before Kouga comes here for his ass whooping. The guy will be coming too to claim what he thinks is his, the stupid idiot. He is going to get his ass handed to him one of these days.”

Miroku left frowning at Inuyasha since he too wanted to take Michael back home. Inuyasha looked at Michael as though the world was on his shoulders now that the Sophisticate was here.

“What am I going to do with you? Oh........that is right. Come on.”

Inuyasha dragged Michael into the bedroom and made him sit on the bed locking the door so the guy couldn’t escape. Michael probably used mind tricks or his posse to get past the wolves not that it would be hard to do. Wolves were rather dumb.

“I am going to get changed, don’t get any funny ideas. I haven’t decided if I like you at all yet.”

Michael sat patiently, but couldn’t help looking at Inuyasha getting undressed feeling a bit of longing he had not felt in many years. Inuyasha was fine and Michael was drooling.

“So, you don’t want to be my second?”

Inuyasha frowned as he pulled on his boxer shorts. He knew he was being ogled, but he wasn’t ready to say if he wanted Michael or not yet.

“Your second what again since I got distracted by stupid wolves?”

Inuyasha huffed as if he had a headache coming on just from dealing with Kouga. In fact he did since Kouga was a headache. Michael smirked.

“Well, Sesshoumaru was the one who took my virginity. I want you to be my second. I have not had sex in over seventeen hundred years. I have waited for you for at least fifteen hundred of them.”

Inuyasha sat on the bed and looked at Michael.

“Will it get you to shut the hell up and stop being a snob so I can go surfing? I need to know you will stay in this house until I get back from what I wanted to do. You and the dumb ass wolves interrupted my time. Now I have a whole agenda that I didn’t plan on plus Sesshoumaru the Lord of being a pain in my ass will be home to coddle you soon enough. Don’t ya want him instead? I mean isn’t he the whole reason you are here? You want his sympathy and protection?”

Michael shrugged blushing running a hand behind the back of his neck.

“I will always love Sesshoumaru, but he will not ever feel the same for me. We both have the same weakness. That is you Inuyasha. I am in love with you. I always have been from the day I met you and always will be.”

Inuyasha crossed his arms across his chest and huffed. He would believe that like he would believe Kouga suddenly grew a brain. It was impossible.

“What makes you think I give a shit?”

Michael timidly put a hand on Inuyasha’s leg. He didn’t want his hand ripped off so he hoped it was still ok for him to touch the beautiful pup.

“I………..”

Inuyasha roughly grasped Michael’s hand not liking the fact he was always being manhandled by people especially stupid ones. Inuyasha was pissed off and wanted Michael to know he wasn’t pleased at all with this whole mess.

“You don’t touch me unless I tell you that you have the right to do so. Now undress. You are going to learn how to surf with me. If I am going to be stuck with you then you will learn to do what I like to do not what you want to do. You are my toy now and Sess can kiss my ass if he thinks he can take you now after all the crap you both put me through.”

Michael frowned and Inuyasha lost patience. Ripping off the guy’s clothing he was confused at the scars left on the old vampire’s skin. The man was a demon now and as a vampire they would be healed. Did he get them before he became a vampire?

“What is it?”

Inuyasha looked at the sad blue eyes of the man who seemed to sparkle less now that he was a demon. There had been something magical and almost exciting about him being a Sophisticate. The last true one of his kind and it had been ruined. It was almost pitiful.

“You are not happy with your demon life. I can’t end it for you. Sesshoumaru gave you too much of his blood and so did the rest of us. You are stuck as an immortal young demon, but a very ancient being. How can you stand it?”

Michael left his hands at his sides although he was desperate to hug Inuyasha and hold him for comfort to drown out the sorrow he felt in his heart. The tears fell since Inuyasha always knew what to say flat out without any mercy. It was tactless, but Michael appreciated it anyway. He preferred blunt from Inuyasha or it would be strange. That was another thing he loved about the boy.

“I am not happy with this change. I am not happy with my life and have not been. I do not know how to live when I have been dead for so many years walking the earth. I was not human, I was not demon, and I was of the graves. I knew what I was and now I do not.”

Inuyasha traced the scars on Michael’s skin slapping away Michael’s hands when he wanted to cover up or cower away from the deadly claws.

“Quit fidgeting. I just want to know why you have these. I thought Sesshoumaru said you were perfect with no flaws.”

Michael let tears fall. That was Kouga’s fault.

“I went to die in the sunlight. I was tainted with Kouga’s blood and so they will never heal. I told him to stop, but he wouldn’t listen.”

Inuyasha frowned not understanding.

“But, you are demon. Why would they remain?”

Michael shrugged because truth was he did not even know. Only Sesshoumaru and his Father as well as those before them knew such things in the scrolls that had been written centuries ago. He was the first Sophisticate to be initiated into demon life by an Inu. Inu demons did not ever do this until now. Most Sophisticates that had done this perished soon after or were destroyed much like half demons had been. They were seen as an abomination to their own kind, humans, and demons.

“I feel as you once did Inuyasha. I am not anything except a mixture of things and was once human like you were once a month. The only difference between us is that I knew humanity as a human for much longer then you did and I had a family before I was changed. They were killed by my kind before I became what I am now and then I became a killer much like the lower vampires that you see today.'
"There was no honor in what I was in the beginning. It was not until I met a mentor that I became something more. Your Father tried, his Father tried with me, but I wanted more from them. I took it out on others when they left still becoming a thing of nightmares. It was not until your mate Lord Sesshoumaru turned me into the Sophisticate that you knew that my life found meaning again. He transformed my whole idea on life and how it was supposed to be led.’
“I also knew Prince Kouga, but I knew him when I was still rough and cruel. We hunted at times together and he allowed me shelter in his den only to have me refuse him many times. I got close to the wolf Prince to gain favor with the demons to eventually serve under your brother Lord Sesshoumaru.”

Inuyasha smirked at that comment.

“So that explains why you two assholes are so much alike.”

Michael sighed.

“Having good manners does not make one a snob Inuyasha. You should learn a bit more from your older sibling since Lord Sesshoumaru taught me much in my life. I am honored that he agreed to sire me into becoming the man I was and try to be now. I may find you attractive, love you for your impish behavior, but no man will compare to Lord Sesshoumaru in my mind since he is indeed a fine teacher. I will always appreciate his lessons in life and you should too. He gives much of himself even if he considers his life a self serving one.”

Inuyasha grasped Michael and smiled wickedly. He wanted the other side of Michael. Inuyasha did not want to see the soft spoken Sophisticate, but the wild killer that had once been.

“I want to see this wild side you hide in. You say you were hell for a time so let us test your theory. I am going to give you the honor of having me, but you must show me how wild you can be or I will show you how wild I can be. I don’t know if you can handle it.”

Michael watched as Inuyasha lay on the bed hand under his head waiting. Michael knew there would not be another opportunity like this in a long time. Something in him broke and it was like the demon inside came loose at that moment.

“Do you promise you will not turn me away once I begin?”

Inuyasha lifted an eyebrow smirking.

“Knock yourself out, I am not going anywhere.”

At that Michael took full advantage of the situation. Inuyasha was more than happy to oblige, but he was not going to let Michael think he was going to just be docile for him. Inuyasha was going to give Michael a rude awakening to his wilder side that he rarely showed anyone except for his mates.
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