Too Much Time On Their Hands

The doors opened and Touga was standing there pouting at them. He felt extremely put out that he had to remain behind. Alistair at least got to watch some of the time he shared with Sesshoumaru.

“Took you both long enough and Sesshoumaru still has not woken up for me to tell him.”

Alistair was trying hard not to laugh at Touga since he knew why he was pissed off.

“Jimmy is still as hard as a rock Touga so why don’t you go take care of it for him? You kept me up all last night and most of the day today. I am done.”

Touga’s jaw dropped and he looked like he was ready to scream as he pulled at his hair.

“You mean you are really done for the night you asshole!”

Alistair saw Jimmy give him that same look of defeat and frustration. Alistair backed up towards the wall as both his lovers cornered him.

“Oh fuck, look I am only one man. I can’t handle you people. I can only do so much in one day damn it.”

Touga was ready to throw a tantrum when Alistair grabbed him by the shirt with a rather vicious grin on his face.

“Don’t push me my love or I will hurt you. I am pregnant like you and I am not in the mood. Now back the fuck off.”

Alistair then stormed away growling as he was trying not to kill his mate right now or his son as he pushed past them both. They were trying to kill him.

“Jimmy now you know. That man has me wrapped around his little finger, but he really fucking scares me some days. Bad part is he would really hurt me and you for that matter if we push him any more tonight. Please don’t piss him off ok?”

Touga stated quietly as he tried to get his face to come back from the pure white it was in right now.

“Ya.”

Jimmy stated in a rather high voice since seeing his Father’s eyes not only go black, but have the blood red in them with that demonic low rather scary voice made him almost wet himself. That would have been rather embarrassing. His Father was indeed a frightening man when pushed. He was definitely no longer turned on right now and the idea of being maimed did not sound too great. He kind of liked his skin on his body.

“Are you both coming or are you going to stand there like a couple of morons?”

Alistair roared as Touga jumped and grabbed Jimmy’s hand as they caught up with him. Rolling his eyes at his mate Touga was pulled into a kiss.

“Quit pouting my love. Your puppy dog eyes are not going to win me over so stop it and smile for me. I love you as you well know. You are both so ridiculous in your childish fears of me. As if I would really tear your skin off your flesh. I only do that to people I don’t love and that I just have some slight feeling for that annoy me.”

Touga frowned at that, but Jimmy shrugged. Sounded just like something he would do and he suddenly felt better. Touga looked at the two black wolves wondering what the fuck insane thing he was thinking when he thought he could handle two of them at one time. They were both killing machines that made him and the rest of the pack look like big softies.

“You know I think I want to go home. I don’t think I really want to do this.”

Touga stated as he in fear watched his son start to wake up. He was in big trouble and he knew it. Touga’s eyes got very big as he saw that smirk on Alistair’s face as claws were suddenly driven into his leg making him yelp rather loudly. Jimmy left for the balcony which was the only area he could smoke. He wanted one of his cigarettes pretty damn bad. He had to relax or his cock was going to fall off from the blue balls he was suffering from. His damn Father couldn’t just be the King of Demons. No he had to be the King of Orgasms too since the man was now a god in the bedroom in his eyes the fucking bastard plus he was done. It wasn’t fair at all. Jimmy was so embarrassed. He seriously couldn’t look at his Father without getting hard and it was starting to hurt. No wonder Touga was always horney the bastard. Father probably tormented him by withholding sex from him too since he was too tired. Fuck that! Jimmy was going to get more of that man even if he got maimed for it.

Sesshou woke up and looked at the demons. His Father looked like he was ready to both bolt and cry from the clawed hand in his leg as blood was starting to seep into his pants. Alistair was grinning from ear to ear looking like a bad kid with a dirty secret.

“Tell him Touga and I will let your leg go.”

Touga whimpered with puppy dog eyes begging Alistair to not make him do this.

“Tell me what Father? Did everything come out ok? Where is Inuyasha? Where is Megan? What is going on?”

Sesshou looked around the room. He was happy to see Megan watching TV frowning at Alistair every once in a while and then at her son. She looked like she was going to hurt people. Inuyasha was watching Megan wondering if she was going to kill someone trying to figure out who he should bet on that would leave this place with all their limbs. Inuyasha knew he wasn’t in trouble so he was ready for some entertainment.

“You are pregnant with my son Sesshou. Ok I told him Alistair now let go!”

Touga pulled Alistair’s claws out of his leg with brute force and ran for his life. Alistair chased after him after winking at Sesshou who turned white.

“What!!!!!!!!”

Roared Sesshou as he tried to get up out of bed so that he could go kill his Father since that man was going to die for this. It was one thing to fuck him it was another to fuck him over like this! Jimmy sauntered back into the room.

“Mom quit looking at me like that!”

Megan mumbled under her breath as she finally roared at Jimmy.

“Get your pregnant ass over here Jimmy! Alistair you have five fucking seconds to get your and Touga’s ass in this room before I come to kill you both!”

Suddenly two men raced in the room and Jimmy looked at his Mother like she lost her mind. Alistair whimpered as he entered the room with Touga over his shoulder.

“Put that asshole down and give him to his son now! Then get that fucking ass over here when you are done! You both are bad bad bad dogs! Very bad dogs who are going to get it!”

Megan growled out to her former mate. Inuyasha even jumped and then looked at Jimmy. After he figured out why Megan was so pissed off he started laughing. Megan ignored him figuring she would kill him later or at least make him suffer in some kind of pain for laughing at this. Sessho’s eyes went wide as he smelled it and then looked at Jimmy with shock. He wanted to laugh if it were not for the fact he wanted to kill his own Father for doing this to him. Touga looked at his son who grasped his shirt pulling him up to his face.

“Father what the hell do you mean by I am pregnant with your son? That is impossible!”

Touga sighed and fidgeted a bit.

“Well, apparently not son. I mean I didn’t mean to, but I didn’t know either. I mean at least you are well and you won’t die. See you are growing another kidney and so you are going to live a long time. Doesn’t that make you happy son? Son……….”

Sesshou out of fury alone got up out of his bed and Alistair trying not to be distracted was suddenly distracted by the sight of Sesshoumaru’s gorgeous bare ass in that robe.

“Wow Touga I don’t think I could have resisted that either. He does have a perfect ass. Jimmy I mean you are perfect in everything else in my eyes, but Sesshou has a perfect ass. His ass is nicer then anyone’s except maybe Megan’s……… Wow can I have some of that Touga?”

Jimmy growled at his Father.

“I thought you were too damn tired.”

Touga was in a strangle hold right now.

“Um Alistair can you please help me before he kills me and we can discuss that later?”

Megan roared.

“Put him down Sesshou! He is pregnant too and I don’t know how the fuck any of you idiot men are going to explain to your children this mess!”

Sesshou forgot his Father was pregnant as his eyes bled back to the gold they once were as he started to stumble forward. Touga helped his son back into bed looking apologetic as Sesshou was definitely both upset and tired.

“Father how the hell did this happen? I didn’t think we could do that outside of mating or I wouldn’t have even done this. I wouldn’t have ever done it.”

Megan looked at Alistair.

“Why don’t you explain Alistair since you get to tell Tsukiya that Jimmy is pregnant with your son or didn’t you know that? How fast does your fucking seed travel the speed of light? Hell I recall being pregnant like forever with you and you didn’t check before you had this grand idea to see if he was fertile first? Neither one of you I am sure bothered to check right? Well it is spring and it is the season! Every fucking one of you is fertile or did you forget that since I actually read the scrolls about pregnancies since I am teaching the damn class next month. You are all in big trouble you morons!’
“I tell you Akiyoshi is going to be in a mental ward at this rate and I might just join him! I will give him his damn fantasy damn it all since you men are trying to drive me insane! My parents are dead so I can’t go insane like all of you! They weren’t demons and I don’t give a shit about that part. What I do give a shit about is you got your damn sons pregnant! I could deal with the sex, I could deal with the incest, I could even deal with the fact I am in a pack of horney demons that I adore, and I love the idea all the people in our pack are hot. I could fuck them all, but I don’t want to get them pregnant especially my own kid!’
“I was willing to help with Jimmy even, but I ain’t having your kid boy so don’t get that in your damn head unless you want it knocked off!”

Jimmy jumped and hid behind Sessho’s bed with Touga who was looking at Megan like her head was spinning in circles. Even Sesshou was a bit afraid. Alistair was just waiting for the blow as he winced. Megan pointed at Inuyasha who ducked wondering if a light whip was suddenly going to come out of her finger to zap him. He had not ever seen Megan this pissed off.

“Inuyasha is the only one here who seems to be sane where the rest of us have lost our minds! I can’t believe you got your son’s pregnant! Of all the stupid idiotic pig headed dumb things to do in your life!”

Jimmy raised his hand timidly like he was in school.

“Mom………um that isn’t true. Tsukiya and Inuyasha did it. They are having a daughter with each other. We agreed it was ok so……… Mom……… Oh shit.”

Inuyasha blushed and Megan blew up. Claws came out and her eyes went bright red. Suddenly the TV exploded as the room shuddered at Megan’s roar. The windows shattered in several rooms and the canines all had to cover their ears. Megan got up from her bed and punched Alistair strait in the jaw knocking him to the floor. Megan then went over to Jimmy punched him out. Marching over to Inuyasha she knocked him out flat and did the same to Touga and Sesshou. Feeling better then with some damn spell she did not know she had everything including the TV was restored. Hopping back into bed she sat muttering.

“Men………. Dogs…………… They complain about us well you know what welcome to the club boys. You are all bastard jerks with no damn self control every last one of you and you tell me I have no control! I will show you! I will control your damn mouths and kick your asses you mess with me.’
“I feel for your babies you idiots and you whine about me. Well we will see who will be whimpering when you all wake up! Think I am a bitch, I will show you bitch! That’s right who’s the bitch now? You are all on the floor looking stupid! Treat me like I am the idiot we will see who is laughing when these kids ask who their Grandpa is. Morons………..”

No one dared to get up off the floor as Megan ranted at them. She was pissed.

“Touga, do you think she knows we are listening?”

Jimmy asked softly looking at Touga who was curled up in a ball.

“No.”

Sesshou looked at his Dad.

“Man she is pissed.”

Alistair looked over at the other guys.

“Shut up you guys or she will notice and kick our asses again. I can’t believe she hit two pregnant men. You guys ok?”

Inuyasha whimpered softly.

“No. My fucking jaw hurts.”

Sesshou wiggled his jaw.

“Mine too. It will get better. Kind of liked it though, Megan looks damn sexy when she is mad. I think I am ready to get up.”

Alistair smirked.

“Ya she does. Can’t believe she knocked me out though although I should know better. Megan may be little, but she can kick my ass. I tried to warn you.”

Sesshou smiled a bit as he got up. Then he helped his Father up. Jimmy got up and Inuyasha slowly made his way back into bed.

“You know you shouldn’t hit pregnant men or Inuyasha.”

Megan growled at Alistair.

“You said he was fine and Inuyasha isn’t pregnant unless one of you did something to him that I don’t know about?”

Alistair slowly made his way over to her bed trying to be extra cautious.

“Inuyasha is pregnant with your kid.”

Megan frowned and sat up. Getting out of bed she pulled her robe on.

“Where are you going?”

Alistair asked as the men watched her.

“I need a moment.”

Megan closed the door to the balcony and screamed. Then she came back in and sat on the bed.

“Feel better dear?”

Sesshou asked with a smirk.

“Yes. I do in fact. How is my pup doing? Hopefully, kicking your ass for letting your Father impregnate you jerk.”

Megan rolled over to go to sleep. Alistair moved up onto the bed touching her arm.

“Megan honey, come on don’t be mad.”

Megan sat up sobbing.

“I can’t help it you fucker!”

Alistair held her tightly as Inuyasha growled and Sesshou motioned for him to shut the hell up.

“Why?”

Megan lost it.

“Because……. Because……… now not only my pup, but Inuyasha’s is growing in Tsukiya and Sesshou!’
“My parents are dead and my asshole Father was an asshole unlike you both not letting me have a fucking choice not that I would have! I didn’t have great Dads like you guys do who waited until I was grown up to give me a choice or even tell me it was ok if I didn’t want it! I didn’t have that and my Mom blamed me so that is your fault too Alistair! I don’t know why, but it is. I know you could have killed him a long time ago and you didn’t because you lied not telling us you were a damn demon you asshole!’
“I hate you all and instead of wanting donuts I want fucking ice cream damn it! Inuyasha probably is going to think I am a donut hater and I love donuts!’
“I am pregnant too with…..with…….. Prince Akiyoshi’s baby! Damn it! I gave in feeling sorry for the jerk and I didn’t want that shit! I thought only mates could impregnate mates damn it all and you assholes told me it was ok you evil Inu bastards! Akiyoshi is in love with me and I didn’t want him to be! You all said ok and things were ok if we did this! Look at us we are all fucking pregnant! Damn water has nothing to do with this shit! We are all ruined for life!”

Megan sobbed hysterically in Alistair’s arms as the men started laughing. All of them were laughing so damn hard they couldn’t stand it. She was right they were fucked up, but they were indeed happy and if Akiyoshi came into this room he was going to end up in a mental ward unless these guys killed him first. They were all very close to it since if the doctor wasn’t pregnant no one touched their woman without permission making her pregnant. That was their job.
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