Too Much Time On Their Hands

Sesshoumaru walked into the mansion and once again started rearranging the place. There was just not enough space for what he needed. Sesshoumaru wanted more and more space. There was too much stuff and so everything was moved into storage that he did not think they needed. The kids watched as all their old stuff was taken out and new things were brought into their rooms. Jimmy and Tsukiya gave up on the adults since they were all insane. They were allowing their Father to do all this crazy crap with their house so it was all of their faults.

Tsukiya and Jimmy sat in their new tree house that Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha had built for them with their Uncle’s assistance. It was pretty cool and a good place to get away from the mess in the mansion. It was almost like a real house in the tree.

"I don't like this one as much as the one we built Jimmy since it is too fancy. Ours was cooler."

Tsukiya stated with a pout.

"Ya, the one we built was better, but not as big. Still we made it so it became ours and this one is ours too so can’t complain. It looks like we are going to have to make this one our own though by changing some things like making these wood walls darker with that dark stain stuff since Mom wanted us to have light in here. That ruins the whole point. It is supposed to be our den, not a house. Let's go get the building materials and we will do what we want in this thing. It isn't like any of the adults are going to notice anyway. They are all too busy."

Jimmy stated sighing. It was always him and Mom. Now it was like it was always him and Tsukiya since everyone was always too busy unless little Souta was around. Their siblings were still way too little to even try to get up to where they were at and they didn’t want them up there screwing things up anyway with baby goo everywhere.

"I wonder if they will forget to come to our baseball game this week Jimmy."

Tsukiya stated frowning. He did not like all the new babies and all the chaos because Jimmy didn’t. He wanted to be just like Jimmy.

"You know what Tsukiya. It is time we showed them all. I am tired of this crap. We are going to go ground them all. I am sick of everything being moved around and it is time they spent some time with us kids instead of doing stupid adult stuff. So I have a plan and I will need your help. Sure we might get in a bit of trouble, but it will still be fun."

Tsukiya grinned wickedly. He was all for Jimmy's wild plans.

"What do you have in mind big brother?"

Jimmy smiled with mischief in his eyes looking at the adults who were too busy to notice him crossing his arms as they watched them from the window.

"Oh I have something great planned. Come on and I will tell you. I don't want their supersonic ears to catch onto what we are going to do. I can't wait to see their faces. They will be so pissed off, but hell they should not ignore us."

Tsukiya laughed and ran off with Jimmy. Amami had been listening and smiled. The two boys were indeed clever. The adults in the house had no idea what was coming and they were definitely not prepared for it.

Jimmy and Tsukiya ran swiftly up to their room as they packed their clothing. It had to look real or they would not get away with it. The suitcases had to be full of stuff including the bathroom things like they were really going to run away.

"I can't believe we are doing this. It is kind of warped Jimmy what you are going to do with me even though I wanted to and it is my idea. Still, I will do it if you think it will work. I just hope you don't get grossed out this time or chicken out on me."

Tsukiya stated smiling then blushing a bit. Jimmy rolled his eyes. All they were going to do was hug. Sheesh, Tsukiya looked like a girl and only Jimmy was allowed to tease him about that so who cared about them doing such a joke anyway?

"Oh please, like we have not ever seen them do crap like that in front of us. You can't blush either like a girl or it won't go over. That is what made me stop. You are taking it way too personal. This is just us messing with them ok? They will figure it out so stop it. It isn't like we are doing anything for real."

Tsukiya did not know how to tell Jimmy that he developed a pretty big crush on him. He was a little kid, but Jimmy was so smart and so handsome. Tsukiya couldn't help it. He wanted to grow up to be just like Jimmy. Jimmy was right their parents were insane people and they did not want to be insane so he would do what Jimmy said.

"Are you ready?"

Jimmy stated and Tsukiya smiled.

"Yep."

Tsukiya followed Jimmy to where all the adults were making sure they saw them with their suitcases as they walked over to the driver walking right past the grownups pretending to ignore them.

"Tahoe we want you to take us to the Airport immediately."

Jimmy stated daring the wolf to defy him as he growled it out letting his powers show a bit making poor Tahoe swallow hard trying to figure out what to do since he didn’t want to get killed by the young black wolf or Lord Sesshoumaru. The driver looked at Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha whose mouths dropped open at this demand.

Megan walked over to the two boys cuffing Jimmy across the back of the head as he looked back at her and growled fixing his hair turning back around to remember the plan.

"Where do you two think you are going? You are not going to the Airport without us and no one here authorized you to leave."

Jimmy turned and looked at the adults.

"Oh it is all of you. I see. We did not notice since we were too busy planning our trip. Tsukiya and I are getting married since no one else cares where we are anymore. We are leaving all of you."

Jimmy stated waving his arm out towards the adults dramatically and Tsukiya nodded with his chin held high following the plan as he was supposed to.

"Yes so goodbye everyone. We are going to America where we will be adored and loved because we are kids. They will feel sorry for us and give us money. Then we will buy a big house and have babies of our own that we won't ignore. So there."

Tsukiya stated looking at Jimmy who nodded as they wrapped their arms around each other and then Jimmy nodded giving Tsukiya the sign praying this time he did not blush as he went to hug Jimmy only instead for some damn reason the two boys kissed. Tsukiya lingered for a bit as did Jimmy trying not to let their eyes bug out. It was not really part of the plan, but it seemed to get the point across. Just the threatening to get married was part of the plan and the arms around each other. The kiss just kind of happened and neither one knew what the hell to do except keep going with it since it would indeed get the adult’s attention now.

Inuyasha passed out cold at this. Megan and Sesshoumaru stood with their mouths open as the two boys pulled apart then got inside the limo closing the door than locking themselves inside.

"Do you think it worked Jimmy?"

Jimmy then blushed like crazy and Tsukiya's face got redder by the second as his feet dangled from the seat kicking back and forth.

"Ya. I just did not expect to like that at all or kiss you. I can't believe I kissed you........"

Jimmy whispered almost mortified.

"Me neither......."

Tsukiya stated turning really red.

"Do you think us liking each other is ok Jimmy?"

Jimmy turned even redder then went white. Jimmy growled trying to get things back into control. They could not be stupid like this!

"You are too young for that crap and so am I. Don't even think about it ok? We are brothers and you are my kid brother. I mean I ain't some kind of pervert just because you look like a beautiful little girl which ain’t your fault and neither are you so stop thinking about it ok? Still it was funny to see Inuyasha pass out like that."

Jimmy started laughing. Tsukiya then did too.

"Ya that was funny Jimmy and did you see Daddy's face? I have not ever seen him look like a fish!"

Tsukiya started laughing harder. Jimmy was also trying to catch his breath.

"My Mom was just as bad. Fish faces!"

Jimmy stated as he made one with his hands and lips then the two boys wrestled feeling the car move.

"Oh man! They are really taking us to the Airport! Jimmy what are we going to do?"

Tsukiya cried. Jimmy held Tsukiya trying to calm him as he told him to sit on the seat while he checked to see where they were going. Jimmy felt the car stop and the door open. There stood a very angry Lord Sesshoumaru with no one else around.

"Out of the limo both of you!"

Sesshoumaru watched the two boys get out of the limo after he threw their luggage back in making them both stand in front of him waiting for their punishment. Jimmy refused to look down, but Tsukiya was near tears looking at the ground.

“You are both in deep trouble. Do you have any idea how foolish you both are behaving?”

Jimmy and Tsukiya looked at each other then at Sesshoumaru.

“Daddy you were being foolish too and you were all ignoring us.”

Tsukiya stated softly. Jimmy nodded. Sesshoumaru blew up.

“Silence!”

Tsukiya and Jimmy’s back stiffened involuntarily as they both heard him shout. Then they were both cuffed across the head. Both boys winced rubbing their head from the small bump that would fade in seconds, but were afraid to utter any sounds of pain at this.

“You are both in trouble. We were not ignoring you. We are moving things to make everything comfortable for everyone. You are grounded. Both of you! How the hell did you both get Airline tickets to America anyway?”

Jimmy’s eyes grew wide and so did Tsukiya’s.

“We didn’t, those were fake from our last plane ride. See! We didn’t! I swear it!”

Jimmy gave Sesshoumaru the papers that were old airline tickets they messed up to make them seem real. Sesshoumaru pulled out his cell phone calling Megan on the other end.

“Hello this is Mr. Tashio. Is this the Tokyo Airport?”

Megan had Ayame play along getting a big kick out of this punishment Sesshoumaru thought up at the spur of the moment.

“Yes Sir. How may I help you?”

Tsukiya and Jimmy’s eyes got bigger if that was at all possible.

“Yes can you please check on some tickets for me for United Airlines or transfer me to their desk?”

Ayame smirked trying not to laugh.

“No problem Sir I will transfer you immediately.”

Kagome got on the phone.

“United Airlines how may I help you?”

Sesshoumaru kept one hand on his hip while he watched the two boys turning around trying not to laugh at them as they stood stunned.

“Yes can you please check for me the status on two passengers who are flying to America one Jimmy Tashio and one Tsukiya Tashio?”

Kagome then figured why not pick on Sesshoumaru a bit too.

“That is confidential information. We can only speak to those who ordered the tickets.”

Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes. Kagome though was doing well and this would be a good way to get the kids back for this shit.

“Jimmy she needs to talk to you and Tsukiya. Apparently I am not good enough.”

Handing the phone to Jimmy he answered rather uncertain of what to do.

“Hello?”

Jimmy stated waiting for the lady to talk to him.

“Is this Mr. Jimmy Tashio? I can only speak to the person who bought the tickets Sir.”

Jimmy’s face turned white.

“This is Jimmy Tashio, but I did not order any plane tickets.”

Kagome trying not to laugh over the phone at the panic in Jimmy’s voice answered him.

“Are you certain Sir? I have two tickets here that you won from an online sweepstakes for a flight leaving in 2 hours for a Mr. Jimmy Tashio and Mr. Tsukiya Tashio to Orlando Florida. Two tickets for the honeymoon package for a cruise than a four week vacation in fabulous Disneyworld and Universal Studios? I see the taxes were even paid in advance although we do not include any other amenities.”

Jimmy was freaking out.

“I tell you I did not order them or win them! I am only a kid! I can’t even fill out for a sweepstakes!”

Jimmy was near tears as he tried to reason with the woman on the phone who apparently did not hear him right since she insisted he was the one who ordered the package. Tsukiya looked at Jimmy and fear was written across his face as he started bawling.

“Jimmy I am not ready to be your wife yet! I am not even out of kindergarten! I can’t have babies yet! You can't even get a job you bum! No one will hire you at your age and how are you going to take care of our kids you big jerk!”

Tsukiya wailed.

“Tsukiya we can’t get married. We are Alpha’s or did you forget that? Unless you are giving yours up and we grow up in the next five seconds. No priest in his right mind would marry us except maybe Uncle Miroku.”

Jimmy stated rolling his eyes at Tsukiya under enough stress without Tsukiya freaking out on him. Tsukiya stopped crying for a minute.

“Oh…….”

Sesshoumaru looked at the boys and sighed trying not to laugh.

“Jimmy, here give me the phone son.”

Sesshoumaru took the phone from Jimmy.

“Did you cancel those tickets for Jimmy Tashio? Good. Thank you after all I don’t think that a minor is allowed to win a sweepstakes that is for 18 years and older. Oh……ID cards? I see. Well these two clever kids also came up with that as well? You want to involve the police……no I don’t think that is necessary. I will take care of this and they will not cause you any more trouble I promise you and you should really check to see if they are false before you agree to sell such things. Thank you. Goodbye.”

Jimmy and Tsukiya were both white with Tsukiya now sobbing. They did not want to go to jail.

“Jimmy this was your stupid idea! I knew we were going to get into trouble, but you did not tell me I might go to jail over this!”

Tsukiya stated angrily pointing an accusing finger at Jimmy. Sesshoumaru looked down at Tsukiya with a stern glance so that Tsukiya would be quiet. Tsukiya frowned dropping his hand.

“It is not just Jimmy’s fault. You agreed to be his wife knowing the consequences and even kissed him. I warned you son about such things so now you are announced as mates. You just gave up your title Tsukiya unless there is something you both wish to tell me now.”

Tsukiya looked at Jimmy who sighed.

“We feel like all of you are too busy for us ok so we wanted to make you pay attention to us and ground you to doing things with us more often since we think you forget us. Mom was always with me and Tsukiya is used to all of you being around him. We have a baseball game next week and you guys missed the last one. We like hanging out together, but it just isn’t the same you know?”

Sesshoumaru sighed and nodded. He understood and hugged the two boys.

“We will spend more time with you both. Still you know what you did don’t you Jimmy? I tried to talk to you about this and I know Inuyasha did too. This is not a joke this announcement you made about getting married to each other and making children together. We saw not only you two kiss, but you said you are getting married. In other words you announced your agreement to mate each other my sons. This is a big deal and when you kissed you sealed the first rites according to demon law. That means because you are more powerful Jimmy that you claimed your place as Tsukiya’s Alpha. Do you both want that? If so I will have to claim Raiden, Ronin, or your unborn brother as your successor Tsukiya.”

Jimmy passed out on the ground not realizing his mistake. He totally forgot that after it was drilled into his head at school. It was a boring class he obviously should have been paying more attention to rather than throwing paper airplanes in or doodling since the instructor was as entertaining as a wet mop.

Tsukiya ignored Jimmy on the ground thinking about this situation. Sesshoumaru was shocked his son was indeed even thinking about giving up his title to be Jimmy’s mate. He was too young to be pondering such things.

“Tsukiya what are you thinking little one?”

Sesshoumaru stated as calmly as he could.

“Daddy, I know I am supposed to be Alpha, but I like to follow Jimmy. I want to be his mate. We both liked the kiss and neither of us could help it. So I don’t want to fix this. I don’t mind being his wife. You and Mommy Inuyasha are happy with Mommy Megan. I have two Mommies and one Daddy. I want that too. I can be happy with Jimmy like that even if he is being rather silly right now. He doesn’t like boys he likes girls like his Father he says. I think maybe he is wrong and I am sure of this Daddy. I know you think I am just little and do not know what I want, but I know this. I want to be with Jimmy and I know he wants to be with me too. I just know it.”

Sesshoumaru sighed and picked up his son holding him.

“What if Jimmy changes his mind son? You will lose your position and you will be mated to another man. He can deny you and once you claim your place below an Alpha you cannot change it ever after you are mated. You will be a uke for the rest of your life. Do you know what a uke is?”

Tsukiya looked at his Father looking at his hands then at his Daddy’s face.

“No. What is a uke?”

Sesshoumaru was not ready for this conversation, but it would need to be done before they mated officially since announcing such things was just the start.

“A uke is the one who is like the wife in a mating. It does not make one less of a man, in fact it is a very honorable position. It is the person who cares and nurtures the children. A uke is the Mommy in a demon relationship. A uke also bears most of the children for the seme. The seme is the husband in a mating. He provides for his family and is the one who has the most responsibilities since he must always protect his family no matter what even at the cost of his own life. The seme’s job is very difficult and only a seme can be Alpha. You were born to be a seme as was Jimmy. This turn of events is unexpected, but I will support you if this is your desire my little moon star. I love you no matter what your choices are in life.’
“Uke and seme are in same sex male relationships. You as an Alpha may have two mates like I do. It is up to you, but you need time to grow up to know what you want before you make such adult decisions. You may decide you only want a female and Jimmy may want that too. You are both so young and I don't want you to grow up so fast my son.’
“When you are older I will talk to you both about sex and if you decide you want to be mated we will discuss such things as a family. I am not allowing it for now and as the current Alpha of all Demons I can do this. You both are not ready for such a heavy responsibility and therefore these first rites are no longer going to be in place. I have removed them so you can make the right choices at the right time.”

Sesshoumaru set Tsukiya in the limousine and then picked up Jimmy. Jimmy was laid on the other side of Tsukiya since the pup would have gotten up to move by his favorite person anyway. Tsukiya sighed and then sat holding Jimmy’s hand hoping he would wake up soon.

“I don’t think I want to change my mind Daddy, but ok.”

Sesshoumaru was not too upset, but this little crush Tsukiya had on Jimmy was becoming more than that. Once a demon chose its mate it was hard to change its mind if not impossible.

“Tsukiya just know whatever you decide you are always my son and my first born. I love you.”

Sesshoumaru stated ruffling his hair giving up on explaining all of this to Jimmy who was still out cold. The kid was unconscious and it took a while for him to wake up. He would talk to the boy later.

“Jimmy, are you ok?”

Tsukiya asked shyly with those huge golden eyes on his green ones. Jimmy grumbled a bit to himself that he was such a damn sap as he blushed badly feeling like a total idiot. Those eyes were trying to kill him since Tsukiya had this beautiful almost feminine appearance just like his Fathers. The Inu’s were definitely beautiful men and it was stupid. Jimmy frowned the whole way crossing his arms.

“I am fine.”

Jimmy grumbled out and sat on Sesshoumaru’s lap since he was still groggy trying not to fall back over with Sesshoumaru trying really hard to not start laughing. It did not matter what he did since Tsukiya made his decision and from all the grumbling Jimmy had too. He and Inuyasha had a lot of explaining to do when these boys got older. Sesshoumaru sighed since this meant choosing another successor for the Inu heir. Jimmy and Tsukiya made their choices since their demons decided this was the way of things. It was amusing and the two kids would be interesting to watch.

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