Too Much Time On Their Hands

Inuyasha bawled after leaving Tsukiya. Megan tried to console him, but it was hard since she had not ever been as emotional as this. Sesshoumaru explained that male demons that are pregnant tend to have wild mood swings since they are not used to the estrogen that is forced into their bodies so Inuyasha would be crying a lot and ranting sometimes over nothing at all since his hormones were a complete mess.

"I miss my baby Sesshoumaru. He is going to grow up forgetting me I just know it. He is already taller and it has only been a couple of days. I missed it though because you made me have fun with you Sesshoumaru so it is your entire fault our sons are going to resent me because Jimmy will grow too while we are gone! He will become a teenager making me feel old and I want them to stay little forever damn it!’
“I am going to be a fat pregnant man again and Tsukiya is going to think I love the baby more than him because I wanted to be with you. See what you make me do because I love you? Are you paying attention to me Sesshoumaru since this is your fault?"

Sesshoumaru let out a sigh gently patting Inuyasha's hand as Inuyasha whimpered than sobbed wildly as the tears flowed like rivers.

"Of course I am my beautiful little mate. How could I ignore you and Tsukiya loves you. He won't resent you. He has also not grown up like you think he has and neither will Jimmy. We are not going to be gone that long my love. You know Tsukiya’s growth spurt stopped for a good thirty years now Inuyasha. Just because he was arguing with Jimmy doesn't mean he is a big boy now. Tsukiya is still our little baby boy honey so stop your crying."

Inuyasha still pouted through with that full bottom lip quivering in sorrow as the never ending tears came with those huge eyes that made anyone sorry that he was crying in the first place.

Megan tried hard to keep a serious face with the hormonal Inuyasha. He was so damn funny and more upset he was taking medications for an allergy right now then anything. Inuyasha was a mess with this pregnancy and it was kind of funny.

"It is ok baby, when we get to the yacht after lunch we will take a nice long shower and get to go see lots of cool things."

Megan cooed at Inuyasha who was wrapped like a child in her arms with his long hair becoming soaked with his tears as he used the sleeve of his long sleeve t shirt to wipe his face and nose. This hormone change indeed made him much like a toddler who did need attention and love. His body was rearranging itself for the pup and that had to be kind of miserable. Megan did not even feel the difference between today and yesterday as far as her pregnancy went so this was no big deal. She couldn’t fathom how Inuyasha was feeling and how hard that had to be. Growing a uterus seemed impossible let alone a gender born male having a baby in the first place.

"I want that...... I don't want you to leave me. I don't want him to leave me either because I don't want to be alone. I hate being alone and Sesshoumaru is so alone without me. He will be so sad if we leave so we must not ever leave him even if he says to do such a bad thing. I love him, but he won't let me have a chocolate donut with sprinkles! He is mean!"

Inuyasha pointed a finger at Sesshoumaru in accusation. Megan tried not to laugh as Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes.

"I told you that you could have one if you did not try to get into any shell fish and you went downstairs eating one of the cocktail shrimp in the snack bar in the lounge so now you have a rash. You promised and you broke it so I have to make sure you know how important not eating shell fish is Inuyasha.’
“So it was a good thing Akiyoshi was here. I can't leave you alone for five seconds Inuyasha. I swear I am going to have to have you on a leash because of your obsession to eat things that you are not supposed to eat.’
“If you are extra good during lunch I will buy you a fudge brownie for desert and we will see if you do better tomorrow. You will get your damn donut Inuyasha. I just want you to not hurt yourself ok? For the baby, for Tsukiya, for Jimmy, for Megan, and for me will you please behave like a good pup?"

Sesshoumaru stated in frustration and Megan smiled now thinking about how great a donut sounded.

"Yes he has to have his chocolate donut because now I want a maple bar."

Sesshoumaru looked at Megan who was not helping. Megan shrugged. She loved maple bars and ever since Inuyasha begged for his chocolate donut Megan dreamed of maple bars.

"We are on vacation and I will smack his hands away from shell fish too ok? Indulge me baby and I will make it worth your while."

Megan stated wiggling her eyebrows at him. Sesshoumaru bust up laughing at that and couldn’t be frustrated for long.

Inuyasha then smiled holding Megan the one person in the world who understood him. Megan loved him unlike that mean brother of his who got him pregnant again ruining his whole damn life. Inuyasha was so irrational, but it was funny as hell.

"Inuyasha I did not ruin your life."

Sesshoumaru muttered sitting back against the seat holding his hand against his head now knowing why he kind of hoped Inuyasha was only able to have one child for them and that Megan could have the rest. This was going to be hell again, but it was kind of amusing.

Inuyasha kept looking at Sesshoumaru like all of a sudden he was going to change his mind about his donut. Inuyasha then started pouting again and sulked angrily in his seat as Megan ran her fingers through his hair.

"You are going to think I am fat and I am going to have damn man boobs again that you will steal all the milk out of starving our baby Sesshoumaru! You will drink it all gone and have no sex with me since I can't! It hurts my feelings you know! I want to have sex with you and I can't because stupid Dr. Hojo cut me to get the baby out with my organs all bruised from doing this all for you! So..... so........there! You mean donut hater! You would probably rather have Oreos with my milk then get your own damn milk from the store!"

Megan could not help it as Inuyasha started bawling with this time Sesshoumaru picking his mate up off of Megan's lap. That was funny. She started laughing unable to hold back as she fell off the seat onto the floor as tears came from laughing so hard.

"I will not starve our son Inuyasha. I might dip my cookies in your milk though. Did not think of that one before and it isn't a bad idea. You are just being emotional. It is ok..... I promise I won't drink it all so our baby starves. Now will you please smile for me?"

Sesshoumaru stated putting a finger under Inuyasha’s chin giving him a soft kiss as they had gone over this before last time. Inuyasha sighed sitting in Sesshoumaru's lap leaning against him.

"Megan come cuddle with us. You are too far away and only you understand me. No one else does and you will help me get my donut."

Inuyasha stated matter of fact as though she were here to save him from some horror that no one else in the world could help him with as she cuddled with her mates. Sesshoumaru smiled this was amusing and he would get through this. Heaven help him he had the patience so he just prayed he would keep it for two and a half years of this shit. Megan started laughing as she caressed Inuyasha's chest softly.

"I think you will be way sexy Inuyasha and you are sexy now so don't worry about it. We will both be leaking milk and I will be damn grateful to have your mouths on their when our baby is done so I am not dripping all over the damn place. That part sucked and it was a stinky wet t shirt contest even with the breast pads.'
"Man boobs that he stole milk out of? I did not know you were that kinky Sesshoumaru. This is going to be fun indeed being mated to you two."

Sesshoumaru received a phone call on his cell. Inuyasha pouted at it.

"You are going to answer that aren't you?"

Inuyasha stated as though accusing Sesshoumaru of doing something wrong.

"I have to Inuyasha and it is family on my caller ID. What if it was one of the kids would you want me to ignore them?"

Inuyasha shook his head no, but still pouted.

"What is wrong?"

Sesshoumaru stated immediately since no one was allowed to call them unless there was a problem. It was Kouga on the line in a panicked voice.

"Look I know you said don't call unless it is an emergency, but I call this one. Miroku locked himself in the bathroom saying that we all hate him and won't come out. Ayame is going to bust down the door or do something just as drastic which will possibly injure Miroku. They are acting crazy! What the fuck do I do Sesshoumaru? He is crying in there saying the world hates him and that we all think he is just a pervert with no feelings."

Sesshoumaru sighed shaking his head not sure if to laugh or if to tell Kouga he had his own problems wanting to hang up.

"How did this happen?"

Kouga explained that Shippo was teasing them about Miroku and how big he was going to get with three pups. Ayame laughed saying she was ok with it as long as she was not the only one and then Miroku for no damn reason burst into tears running from the room locking the door saying he was not ever coming out of there again because he would be too fat to get through it with the pups anyway. At that Sesshoumaru explained this to Megan wishing he hadn’t because than Inuyasha started to cry again.

"Poor Miroku......... He suffers under tyrants just like me……… I know how he feels we should be locked in there together."

Megan shook her head at Inuyasha who was near tears again sobbing softly. Wasn’t he worn out yet?

"If you lock yourself in the bathroom how can I see you? I want to see my gorgeous mate who is going to always be sexy. Sesshoumaru thinks so too I promise."

Inuyasha smiled at that through the tears.

"Really? He really thinks I am beautiful even when I am round with my pup?"

Megan kissed Inuyasha on the lips and Inuyasha smiled big. He felt much better.

"You are always beautiful to us and everyone else is ugly except our children as well as Miroku ok?"

Sesshoumaru went to make a comment of how much more beautiful Inuyasha was when he was glowing in Motherhood with that beautiful roundness that was his pup deep within his body. It was a glorious thing to his eyes. Megan shook her head no. It was best just to leave it at that. Inuyasha hugged Megan tightly.

"I love you. Sesshoumaru I love her….. See told you Megan is the only person in the world who understands me. It is a damn good thing our Tsukiya brought her to us or I would hate you right now for doing this to me since you did…………..it wasn’t even my fault……….I didn’t do this to my damn self……..’
“See I love you Sesshoumaru and you are paying attention to that mean wimpy wolf on the phone. Kouga you are an asshole! Miroku deserves better then you since you let him lock himself in the bathroom and made him cry!"

Inuyasha yelled at the top of his lungs hoping Kouga heard. He did loud and clear. Kouga was freaking out. His mate went nuts on him and now Inuyasha. This had to be hell.

"Kouga we are coming back so hang on. It is a good thing we are not to our destination yet or this could be a problem. I have an idea on how to get him out. Just tell Shippo that when I get there he better be ready for a good explanation since he is in trouble and tell Souta he is too."

Inuyasha was mad at Shippo and Souta. He was especially mad at Shippo who was a punk. Just because he was not going to look like he was a house did not mean that he should tease Miroku about it. Inuyasha started crying again and the two mates wondered what could be wrong now.

"Inuyasha are you ok honey?"

Megan asked soothingly running her fingers over his hair.

"I just feel so sad for Miroku. I want to do something for him. I want to get him the most perfect chocolate donut with sprinkles in the world and I want to get him a bigger bathroom so that we can hide in there together from all of you mean people who think we are fat."

Megan sighed and Sesshoumaru shrugged. They went to the donut shop. When the sales person came in he looked at the beautiful crying boy.

"What can I get for you?"

Inuyasha looked at the donuts trying to catch his breath as he kept rubbing his wet face on his t shirt sniffling. He wanted the perfect ones for him and Miroku.

"Can we see the tray of your chocolate donuts?"

Sesshoumaru sighed after asking this since if he did not he would be in more trouble with Inuyasha like the first time since he did not ask for the damn tray to be brought home for Inuyasha to look at after promising Dr. Hojo he would not do this. Sesshoumaru bent because Inuyasha had been good and got better from his allergy. It was only one bloody donut so this was a treat.

Megan and Sesshoumaru both leaned back against the wall letting Inuyasha take his time to pick the ones he wanted. This was going to take a while. Inuyasha had to have the one that was not broken up and it had to have sprinkles. It had to have just the right amount of sprinkles too or he would throw a fit. They would drive to every damn donut store if he did not get it here so Sesshoumaru hoped they had one that was perfect in Inuyasha’s eyes.

The young man sighed and politely complied. Then Inuyasha picked the two best ones. Inuyasha watched his donuts being wrapped hoping they were not going to be damaged asking for the sales clerk to please be careful with them since they were for someone special whose feelings were hurt really bad by jerks. The sales man looked at the other two people like 'is he serious'. Megan nodded; Sesshoumaru smacked his head with his hand shaking his head. This was fucking embarrassing.

"I want one of your maple bars please."

Inuyasha watched the sales clerk who pulled out the tray expecting the same from the girl who cheered him up just grabbing one with the piece of tissue paper.

"No you can't just have any Megan! You have to have the best one! It has to be perfect!"

Megan shrugged at Inuyasha who was upset about this.

"It is going in my stomach Inuyasha so I might just buy the whole dang case of them. You know what sir. I want that whole tray of maple and those chocolate donuts boxed up for later ok? Thank you."

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru watched the young man smile. Inuyasha frowned after they paid for their donuts since he was still unhappy about Miroku’s situation.

"Aren't you happy Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha sat in the limo staring at the boxes of donuts.

"Yes, I just don't think any of those mean bastards should get any of our donuts. Only Miroku deserves them and us.’
“Poor Miroku... He is not fat he is beautiful. I am going to tell him that so he knows he can count on me. I know I am the only person in the world who understands him so I will make things right. Only Megan and I can help Miroku since we are pregnant. Ayame is too mean. She will make Miroku cry.'
"Kouga is a big jerk like you Sesshoumaru who can't have pups so you both don't know how we feel! That is why we suffer while you both stay perfect! It is mean and I want to beat up Kouga because I love you Sesshoumaru! I don't want to hurt you since you bought me donuts even though I was bad and so I know you love me! Kouga needs to be shown what a wimp he is and we should steal Miroku away from him since he did not go out of his way to come buy Miroku a perfect donut with sprinkles. That is his job and I want him to know how I feel.’
“Then Shippo is going to be in pain from his punishment! You better punish Shippo very good Sesshoumaru or I am not speaking to you ever again!"

Megan and Sesshoumaru sighed smiling. Still they would not let Inuyasha in the damn bathroom with Miroku no matter how much he begged as Inuyasha sat pouting on Sesshoumaru's lap looking like a sulking angry child. If Inuyasha went in to rescue Miroku they would have two sulking pregnant men in there sobbing for the rest of the month. That was the last thing they needed.

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