Too Much Time On Their Hands

Sesshoumaru woke up looking at his Megan as she ran her fingers through his hair. The limo was moving and the three boys had their clothing back on. They were playing some sort of card game in the car and the duffle bag must have been put away. It was amusing as Inuyasha was looking frustrated at his hand and Kouga was growling as Miroku kept trying to cheat looking at their cards.

"Are you doing ok Sesshoumaru?"

Megan asked softly as she looked down at him. Inuyasha had his hand wrapped in Sesshoumaru's sitting on the floor with cards in his other hand. Megan had been helping him with Phase 10 since. Inuyasha and Megan were a team since each one of them had one hand constantly on Sesshoumaru with the other sorting out the cards.

"Yes I am, but I am very confused about how this all happened."

Sesshoumaru stated frowning at Inuyasha in confusion. He was only supposed to have one pup for them not more. If he had known he may not have picked a female although he was thrilled with Megan. Sesshoumaru loved Megan and so did Inuyasha. Had Sesshoumaru known such a thing was possible since procreation and having a family was what he had wanted only with Inuyasha for a long time he would have stopped looking for a female a long time ago. Kouga decided to be a smart ass.

"Well young man when people love each other very much they tend to do things together like have sex than things happen during this phenomenon..........."

Miroku whacked Kouga's arm as the young group of demons started laughing. Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes and remained in Megan's lap looking at the pregnancy tests thinking it was just a lame joke the three were playing on him to get out of their punishment since they knew Megan was pregnant. The three men got them while Sesshoumaru was out cold at a local Walmart store.

"You are not amusing Kouga. So how the hell did you know you are pregnant Inuyasha? I mean didn't the jewel prevent that?"

Inuyasha looked at the ground feeling odd and a little afraid since this was hard to explain. He just found out last night after throwing up. Running to the grocery store only a few blocks away after his mates fell asleep telling Sesshoumaru he had to go to the bathroom. His smell was getting stronger as the fear grew. He smelled more feminine again and smelling himself as his body changed he got one of those pregnancy tests from a drug store that happened to be open called Walgreens. His scent was too damn close to how it had been during the time he had carried their son, Tsukiya. He prayed that he was wrong since that had fucking hurt and at the same time hoped since it had been the most wonderful experience in his life in carrying his pup in his body.

"Well I don't think it listened to me Sesshoumaru. The proof of that is in your hand that I am not holding and you know that smell is not Megan. If you smelled it you would know. Also if you and Kouga would chill out on your scents trying to act all dominant over each other like a testosterone battle of wills you might smell some changes in Megan since I think you are wrong about the twins."

Kouga smirked and Megan groaned. These guys were too damn excited about this shit. Megan was going insane wanting to smack them all. Sesshoumaru growled angrily since he hated to have to stifle his scent. That was part of what insured his place in the pack and when these two boys were around that they were not mated to it was important to keep his place to keep the chaos the three boys seemed to create when they were together from getting out of hand.

"If you three are tricking me I will make you all suffer like you have not ever suffered in your life for this shit. I have a hard time when you three collaborators are together since you always seem to get into trouble talking yourselves into things normal people would find most disturbing."

Miroku was about to protest when Kouga hit him. Inuyasha even growled at that comment, but Kouga looked at him too growling for him to shut the hell up. They did get into trouble together so there was no denying it and it was fun sometimes.

"Ok so we are bad kids, but this is different ok Sesshoumaru. Stop being such a grouchy old demon Lord and I will be the first to sacrifice my pride for your benefit Mr. High and Mighty Alpha Emperor of all Demon Kind pain in the ass."

Sesshoumaru smirked at Kouga who rolled his eyes at him and thought Sesshoumaru sometimes was indeed being ridiculous about certain things. They were not in Feudal Japan anymore and had lived together long enough to know he was King. What the fuck did the guy want? To have it emblazoned in tattoos on their buts? Then Kouga realized that was a bad thought since Sesshoumaru might just brand them for that one and have a blast doing it too.

"There, happy now Sesshoumaru?"

Kouga stated pouting as he sat back against the cushions on the floor with the other two young demon men. Soon the strong male testosterone and territorial scents faded. Then Sesshoumaru smelled the air and sat up quickly. That was a mistake as his head started spinning. It hurt like hell, but he refused to care as the scents of the three demons in the vehicle made his demon go into overdrive pulling the canine within him out like never before almost making him whimper in lust.

Like the dog demon he was Sesshoumaru went straight over to Miroku sniffing between his legs then sniffed Kouga smiling.

"Congratulations boys. You just got out of your punishments by sheer dumb luck today. You are damn lucky too since I really had some good ideas for you. I still might have to find something a little less stressful for the cute little Mommy here, but your ass is toast Kouga since I will not hold back with you. You have no excuse and I don't have to be soft on you. Come here you violet eyed Mommy."

Sesshoumaru stated kissing Miroku on the cheek and hugging him. Miroku was cute as hell and deserved to be happy.

"You will have very beautiful pups together so this will be good. He is to have a set of twins and all healthy so far my wolves. Inuyasha will have another male this time to suffer these mood swings with if what he says is true. It smells like it."

Kouga's eyes went wide in horror and Sesshoumaru smirked at him.

"Mood swings? What mood swings?"

Sesshoumaru laughed since he had been through this before.

"Oh Kouga, it only gets worse with the weird cravings and the breaking down every once in a while to tell you that you are a jerk because you did not pay enough attention to him. Then you are smothering them to death and then they can't stand you at all. You ruined their lives and they want to know they are beautiful because Miroku will think he is fat with man boobs. It is quite amusing I assure you.'
"I dealt with Inuyasha throwing full tantrums and it looks like I get to deal with it again so I know you will be crawling to me to get help Kouga. I have tons of patience, you are screwed.'
"This might actually be fun for a change to go through this with you both since for once I don't have to suffer this alone."

Sesshoumaru then went over to Inuyasha who practically moaned in lust as Sesshoumaru buried his head between his legs not only taking in the smell, but pulling the sweats down just enough to kiss his abdomen where his son was growing. Inuyasha was a wonderful Mother and this would be such a blessing. Sesshoumaru felt such joy and wanted his little Inuyasha to know he was very pleased.

"We shall have another boy. Tsukiya will be very happy about that. You smell wonderful and I am kind of glad this happened since you were driving me insane. Now I know why you were acting so very childish and you are not leaving my sight. I thought you were just antsy with wanderlust and that was why you acted like a wanton winy little girl rather than a man."

Inuyasha pouted and grumbled at Sesshoumaru that he was a big jerk.

"I do not sound like that."

Sesshoumaru took that adorable pouted full lip sucking it a bit then getting Inuyasha to open his mouth for more kisses. Inuyasha was fucked and he knew it. Sesshoumaru had him by the balls now and he would not ever live this one down. Sesshoumaru promised that if he could have his pups again he would be having many of them. Now that he could there was no way Sesshoumaru was going to hold back. He wanted a big family and he intended to have one no matter what.

"So I am going to be pregnant every two years then? I don't know if I can handle that."

Inuyasha asked softly whimpering a bit at the thought although he was happy he was also worried. Sesshoumaru wanted as many pups with Inuyasha as he could and so Inuyasha would be pupped often.

"No, I am not that cruel, but if it is possible to have more with you my dear beloved than I want them since you are my life as well as the only other living Inu demon that exists other than our son Tsukiya that is not mixed blood not that Megan’s is overpowering ours with our children within her. Still I would have been a bit more careful had I known the results of the jewel when it came to you my love so we could have planned this out a bit more.’
“I have no regrets since I will love our pups no matter if they were planned or not. You should know that my Inuyasha. I also know you are terrified. Tsukiya's birth was most difficult for you and this time when the doctor says you are to be on complete bed rest then you will be on complete bed rest. You will not be playing your Nintendo when you should be sleeping no matter how much you beg and cry about it. Also there will be no damn shellfish. I see any fucking shell fish in our house and I will maim the person who brought it in since they know better. If it is one of you little Mommies to be I will tie you to your bed until the baby is born. Don't even test me on that one Inuyasha."

Sesshoumaru growled at Inuyasha who whimpered a bit remembering how sick he was. He would try to be good this time, but hell he could have one fucking chocolate donut. They could not be that mean to him this time. Sweets on occasion are not a sin.

"You are not deviating from the diet when we get home and if you are good about the shell fish I will bend on the damn donut. I will get you donuts since you do exercise and will remain healthy doing all that is prescribed including Ayame’s new class for expecting Mothers along with Megan that includes that Lamaze class not that I think breathing a certain way is useful, but I can’t have pups so what do I know? Kouga, you will be signing Miroku up too or I will let Ayame kill you plus help her so don’t piss me off.’
“If all of you do what I ask and I will make sure you are all happy as well as healthy. We need to have a strong family and for that I need you to help me out with this too Inuyasha. Megan will be going through everything with you and Miroku. This is Miroku's first time so don't freak him out since not all male pregnancies are as hard as yours was. If I baby you, Megan, and Miroku it is because I give a shit about you all not just the pups although they are important to us all too. Believe it or not this Daddy does know best since I have had to be one to other children under my care besides you three. In all honesty who raised Shippo and Rin?"

Sesshoumaru stated softly caressing Inuyasha's face thinking of how beautiful Tsukiya was and how beautiful this pup was going to be.

"We know, you raised them and we helped. We also were a terrible influence, but you still let us influence the pups so it was just as much your fault as ours that Shippo is a pain in the ass. You did practically raise us in this world acting like a patronizing pain in the ass, but we got over it. I think we can handle you doing it again."

Kouga stated grumbling lowly. He hated to admit when Sesshoumaru was right on anything. The asshole was always right and it sucked.

"Now let us see what is going on with you my beloved little trouble making kitten. I think you are going to be the worst one out of my pack since you have mischief written all over that beautiful face I love."

Megan smiled at Sesshoumaru then stuck her tongue out at him making a face as the guys laughed. Shaking his head with a big grin on his face the grin faded as Sesshoumaru then smelled something strange in Megan. It was wonderful and unexpected.

"What is that? No.......it can't be..........but.........."

Sesshoumaru was soon in between her legs faster than light as Megan turned bright red smacking her hand on her forehead for Sesshoumaru's strait forward approach in front of the guys to finding out what he wanted to know just as Inuyasha had done. That was part of the reason he was sitting right at her feet with Sesshoumaru's head on her lap. She moved Sesshoumaru to make Inuyasha stop bugging her down there in front of the other two men making the wolves damn jealous since they could not do that to her without getting their asses kicked by the two Inu brothers. Covering her face it was amusing.

"Sesshoumaru what are you up to?"

Megan stated trying not to turn any redder as he moved her shorts over to smell the scent between her legs licking there causing a gasp to fly from her lips. The men were getting aroused by this, but Sesshoumaru was searching for something.

"Is this a dog thing.......or am I just full of shit........damn......"

Megan moaned out in lust. Then Sesshoumaru pulled away smiling wickedly.

"Delicious and now I understand."

Sesshoumaru stated with a big grin as he pulled himself away running his fingers over her legs lovingly.

"Inuyasha it looks like you got your wish that for once in your life you were right about something like this that I was not. Now pigs can fly and hell will freeze over.’
“Megan is having our twins except I was wrong. Megan is to have my daughter and your son. It was your scent that was the one stating I was having a son with you, not Megan. Our blood is mixing. So they are all of ours as Megan's strong blood is also mixing with our pup in your body’s blood except mine is stronger there. You know that will happen to you Kouga so I would be checking Ayame if you let Miroku take her."

Kouga's face turned white as he picked up the cell phone speed dialing Ayame. Sesshoumaru kept his eyes on his mates as his mind raced with both lust and great joy. His family was growing faster than they planned, but this would be wonderful.

"Hey babe, how are you?"

They could hear Ayame screeching at him in the background as Kouga winced. She had just had Akiyoshi check her for illness since she had been sick all week. Apparently that wasn’t the problem.

"Calm down will ya......geeze I told you that.........look don't get so mad........ I am with Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. They have a new mate and we want you to meet her........ You will not be fat...... Damn it woman just calm down and......... Miroku? He is fine....... He is what!"

Kouga looked at Miroku who looked confused. Kouga shook his head and listened to Ayame rant since she swore she was going to kill both men when they got home.

"Ok Ayame...... I will see you soon too. I love you too...... Errrrhhh……ya……. Bye."

Kouga hung up the phone and gave Miroku a wicked look.

"You little pervert......"

Miroku looked confused. Why was Kouga looking at him like that? Miroku started to back away to the back of the limo.

"You did not tell me you were a twin Miroku."

Kouga stated growling a bit.

"I wasn't......my cousins had them. I was what our family called an odd egg out of the group of us. All the women in my family had twins. Why?"

Kouga smirked and then smelled his mate again.

"Sesshoumaru can you help me confirm something?"

Sesshoumaru looked confused and then went over to Miroku as both men smelled the panicking ex monk who was a full demon. Sesshoumaru then grinned and Kouga hit his head sitting on the floor feeling like an idiot for not noticing.

"He is going to have..........."

Sesshoumaru started to say with a grin, but the white faced wolf Prince finished the sentence.

"Triplets and Ayame is too. Ayame is going to have all boys and all three of them red heads Miroku. So you know what is going on Miroku, you also mated her you moron when we were with her. She found the bite mark. So you can forget about Amami and hitting on women until the pups are born. That is over for you now you fucking idiot and Ayame will kick your pervert ass worse than Sango if you piss her off with that shit.’
“Oh before I get killed by her Ayame says 'Hi' to everyone and she loves all of you. She can’t wait to see everyone especially Miroku since I was not a twin. I had asshole brothers of different ages beating the hell out of me and sisters who were hell also before everyone went nuts. I had no twins or multiple pups in my family due to such things.”

Sesshoumaru than grunted to inturupt raising his scent again.
“My twin died at birth so my parents told me and Inuyasha was the odd ball. Still is.”

Kouga frowned looking at Sesshoumaru in annoyance. He did not need to know that shit right now when his hands were full with the problems of two mates having triplets.

“All three of Ayame’s triplets are mainly Miroku's pups making all three born perverts. Mine are all in Miroku's belly and they will apparently be just like me. That means three Inuyasha's running around me constantly since I swear we are really brothers in a former life and you were born to be our older brother just to torment us Sesshoumaru since the Creator had to put some control into our chaos.’
“It is going to be like six fucking Shippo’s if you know the way wolf pups act and we are having all six at the same time. All at the same time.......... all at the same time.......... Six Shippo pups….. They are going to kill me."

This time Kouga turned white looking at Miroku in panic as the poor wolf Prince passed out cold on the floor as Inuyasha, Megan, and Sesshoumaru laughed at the poor wolf that was in for some real hell now with Sesshoumaru actually feeling sorry for the wolf Prince for once since he was in no way prepared for any of this.

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