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Cell Block Tango
Chapter Three
Cell block Tango
Sparky- sorry this took so long! Its been hell to try and find time!
The music started and both Inuyasha and Miroku watched the curtain rise.
Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (Smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
And now the 6 merry murderers of the cook county
jail in their rendition of the cell block tango
Miroku smirked over the table at Inuyasha, "And this my friend is why so many men
come to these shows.
Inuyasha looked back up at the stage as the six woman turned and started there song.
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[Kagome]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
Yura walked around the stage as she sang.
[Yura (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I'm
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
She walked back to her part of the stage and turned her back to the audiance again as
the other girls turned and sang.
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Yuki leaned against the wall as she sang her bit of the song.
[Yuki (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
She clenched her hand and spun back around, flaring her hair.
[Yura,Yuki,Rin,Sango]
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[Kagome AND Ayumi]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz
Rin turned to the crowd and sat down on the edge of the stage, looking at the crowd.
[Rin (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
Rin stood up and did a siluetted back to her place.
[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
The red headed wolf demon walked forward and off the stage, spaeking in a language
neither Inuyasha or Miroku understood.
[Ayumi (Spoken)]
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondjak,
hogy a hires lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg
lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja
Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probaltam
a rendõrségen megmagyarazni de nem értették meg...
[Stero system (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?
[Ayumi]
UH UH, not guilty!
Kagome turned to the crowd, smiling. The other girls stayed with their backs to the crowd
as before and Kagome walked to the edge of the stage and of the stage towards the crowd.
She stopped at one of the tables and walked up to one of the men at the table.
Inuyasha felt a pang of jealousy again and quickly turned away.
[Kagome]
My sister, Veronica and
I had this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
traveled around with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero,
the three of us,
boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
Kagome pressed the heal of her foot to the guys chest and pushed back from him before
walking back to the stage.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[Kagome]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[Kagome]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[Kagome]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[Kagome]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[Kagome]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[Kagome]
But if I'd done it
[GIRLS]
And they abused it
[Kagome]
How could you tell me
[GIRLS]
It was a murder
[Kagome]
That I was wrong?
[GIRLS]
But not a crime!
Sango turned around and did an artistic little ballaet move that left her on one
knee with the other leg sticking out from her.
[Sango]
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
She stood up and spun as the other five turned walked all in unison towards the edge
of the stage.
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Each of the girls when they sang the next bit did a single spin with their part.
The lights bounce back and forth between them as they sang.
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
They had it comin'
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
They had it comin'
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
They had it comin'
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
They had it comin'
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
They had it comin'
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
They had it comin'
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
All along
They stopped spinning and turned back to the corwd, walking off the stage in unison
while snapping their fingers.
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
How could you tell us
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Each of the five girls started their way back to the stage with a swish of their hair.
[Yura (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!
[Yuki (spoken)]
Single my ass.
[Rin (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[Ayumi (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[Kagome (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[Sango (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.
Each girl leaned against the wall, looking out at the crowd while leading off in to a
whisper of their part.
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
They all turned their back to the spot light as the song ended and the curtain fell.
Everyone in the club was on their feet, the men whistling or cat calling.
"That was..." Inuyasha paused, not reallu knowing how to explain it.
"It was great!" Miroku stated, smiling.
Inuyasha nodded and continued to clap.
"I'm going to go talk to Sango. I'l be right back."
"Not like I'm going any where." Inuyasha commented dryly.
Miroku looked back at his friend as he walked up to the back of the stage.
Sorry that took so long. I promise to have another chapter up sooner!
Cell block Tango
Sparky- sorry this took so long! Its been hell to try and find time!
The music started and both Inuyasha and Miroku watched the curtain rise.
Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (Smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
And now the 6 merry murderers of the cook county
jail in their rendition of the cell block tango
Miroku smirked over the table at Inuyasha, "And this my friend is why so many men
come to these shows.
Inuyasha looked back up at the stage as the six woman turned and started there song.
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[Kagome]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
Yura walked around the stage as she sang.
[Yura (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I'm
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
She walked back to her part of the stage and turned her back to the audiance again as
the other girls turned and sang.
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Yuki leaned against the wall as she sang her bit of the song.
[Yuki (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
She clenched her hand and spun back around, flaring her hair.
[Yura,Yuki,Rin,Sango]
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[Kagome AND Ayumi]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz
Rin turned to the crowd and sat down on the edge of the stage, looking at the crowd.
[Rin (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
Rin stood up and did a siluetted back to her place.
[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
The red headed wolf demon walked forward and off the stage, spaeking in a language
neither Inuyasha or Miroku understood.
[Ayumi (Spoken)]
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondjak,
hogy a hires lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg
lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja
Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probaltam
a rendõrségen megmagyarazni de nem értették meg...
[Stero system (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?
[Ayumi]
UH UH, not guilty!
Kagome turned to the crowd, smiling. The other girls stayed with their backs to the crowd
as before and Kagome walked to the edge of the stage and of the stage towards the crowd.
She stopped at one of the tables and walked up to one of the men at the table.
Inuyasha felt a pang of jealousy again and quickly turned away.
[Kagome]
My sister, Veronica and
I had this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
traveled around with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero,
the three of us,
boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
Kagome pressed the heal of her foot to the guys chest and pushed back from him before
walking back to the stage.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[Kagome]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[Kagome]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[Kagome]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[Kagome]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[Kagome]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[Kagome]
But if I'd done it
[GIRLS]
And they abused it
[Kagome]
How could you tell me
[GIRLS]
It was a murder
[Kagome]
That I was wrong?
[GIRLS]
But not a crime!
Sango turned around and did an artistic little ballaet move that left her on one
knee with the other leg sticking out from her.
[Sango]
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
She stood up and spun as the other five turned walked all in unison towards the edge
of the stage.
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Each of the girls when they sang the next bit did a single spin with their part.
The lights bounce back and forth between them as they sang.
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
They had it comin'
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
They had it comin'
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
They had it comin'
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
They had it comin'
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
They had it comin'
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
They had it comin'
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
All along
They stopped spinning and turned back to the corwd, walking off the stage in unison
while snapping their fingers.
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
[Yura,Yuki,Sango]
How could you tell us
[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Each of the five girls started their way back to the stage with a swish of their hair.
[Yura (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!
[Yuki (spoken)]
Single my ass.
[Rin (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[Ayumi (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[Kagome (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[Sango (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.
Each girl leaned against the wall, looking out at the crowd while leading off in to a
whisper of their part.
[Yura]
Pop!
[Yuki]
Six!
[Rin]
Squish!
[Ayumi]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)
[Kagome]
Cicero (smoke puffs)
[Sango]
Lipschitz!
They all turned their back to the spot light as the song ended and the curtain fell.
Everyone in the club was on their feet, the men whistling or cat calling.
"That was..." Inuyasha paused, not reallu knowing how to explain it.
"It was great!" Miroku stated, smiling.
Inuyasha nodded and continued to clap.
"I'm going to go talk to Sango. I'l be right back."
"Not like I'm going any where." Inuyasha commented dryly.
Miroku looked back at his friend as he walked up to the back of the stage.
Sorry that took so long. I promise to have another chapter up sooner!