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By: SparkySan
folder InuYasha › Het - Male/Female › InuYasha/Kagome
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Cell Block Tango

Chapter Three

Cell block Tango


Sparky- sorry this took so long! Its been hell to try and find time!

The music started and both Inuyasha and Miroku watched the curtain rise.

Yura]

Pop!

[Yuki]

Six!

[Rin]

Squish!

[Ayumi]

Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Kagome]

Cicero (Smoke puffs)

[Sango]

Lipschitz!

And now the 6 merry murderers of the cook county

jail in their rendition of the cell block tango

Miroku smirked over the table at Inuyasha, "And this my friend is why so many men
come to these shows.
Inuyasha looked back up at the stage as the six woman turned and started there song.

[Yura]

Pop!

[Yuki]

Six!

[Rin]

Squish!

[Ayumi]

Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Kagome]

Cicero (smoke puffs)

[Sango]

Lipschitz!

[Yura]

Pop!

[Yuki]

Six!

[Rin]

Squish!

[Ayumi]

Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Kagome]

Cicero (smoke puffs)

[Sango]

Lipschitz!

[Yura]

Pop!

[Yuki]

Six!

[Rin]

Squish!

[Ayumi]

Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Kagome]

Cicero (smoke puffs)

[Sango]

Lipschitz!

[Yura]

Pop!

[Yuki]

Six!

[Rin]

Squish!

[Ayumi]

Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Kagome]

Cicero (smoke puffs)

[Sango]

Lipschitz!

[ALL]

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

[Kagome]

I betcha you would have done the same!

[Yura]

Pop!

[Yuki]

Six!

[Rin]

Squish!

[Ayumi]

Uh Uh (squeezing necklace

[Kagome]

Cicero (smoke puffs)

[Sango]

Lipschitz!


Yura walked around the stage as she sang.


[Yura (Spoken)]

You know how people

have these little habits

That get you down. Like Bernie.

Bernie liked to chew gum.

No, not chew. POP.

So I came home this one day

And I am really irritated, and I'm

looking for a bit of sympathy

and there's Bernie layin'

on the couch, drinkin' a beer

and chewin'. No, not chewin'.

Poppin'. So, I said to him,

I said, "you pop that

gum one more time..."

and he did.

So I took the shotgun off the wall

and I fired two warning shots...

...into his head.


She walked back to her part of the stage and turned her back to the audiance again as
the other girls turned and sang.


[GIRLS]

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have heard it

I betcha you would

Have done the same!


Yuki leaned against the wall as she sang her bit of the song.


[Yuki (Spoken)]

I met Ezekiel Young from

Salt Lake city about two years ago

and he told me he was single

and we hit it off right away.

So, we started living together.

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd

fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.

And then I found out,

"Single" he told me?

Single, my ass. Not only

was he married

...oh, no, he had six wives.

One of those Mormons, you know. So that

night, when he came home, I fixed him

his drink as usual.

You know, some guys just can't hold

their arsenic.


She clenched her hand and spun back around, flaring her hair.

[Yura,Yuki,Rin,Sango]

Hah! He had it coming

He had it coming

He took a flower

In its prime

And then he used it

And he abused it

It was a murder

But not a crime!

[Kagome AND Ayumi]

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh

Cicero, Lipschitz


Rin turned to the crowd and sat down on the edge of the stage, looking at the crowd.


[Rin (Spoken)]

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

carvin' up the chicken for dinner,

minding my own business,

and in storms my husband Wilbur,

in a jealous rage.

"You been screwin' the milkman,"

he says. He was crazy

and he kept screamin',

"you been screwin the milkman."

And then he ran into my knife.

He ran into my knife ten times!


Rin stood up and did a siluetted back to her place.


[ALL]

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!


The red headed wolf demon walked forward and off the stage, spaeking in a language
neither Inuyasha or Miroku understood.


[Ayumi (Spoken)]

Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondjak,

hogy a hires lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg

lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én artatlan

vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja

Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probaltam

a rendõrségen megmagyarazni de nem értették meg...

[Stero system (Spoken)]

Yeah, but did you do it?

[Ayumi]

UH UH, not guilty!


Kagome turned to the crowd, smiling. The other girls stayed with their backs to the crowd
as before and Kagome walked to the edge of the stage and of the stage towards the crowd.
She stopped at one of the tables and walked up to one of the men at the table.
Inuyasha felt a pang of jealousy again and quickly turned away.


[Kagome]

My sister, Veronica and

I had this double act

and my husband, Charlie,

traveled around with us.

Now, for the last number in

our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks

one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles,

back flips,flip flops,

one right after the other.

Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero,

the three of us,

boozin' and

havin' a few laughs and

we ran out of ice.

So I went out to get some.

I come back, open the door

and there's Veronica and

Charlie doing Number Seventeen-

the spread eagle.

Well, I was in such a state of shock,

I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.

It wasn't until later,

when I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead.

Kagome pressed the heal of her foot to the guys chest and pushed back from him before
walking back to the stage.


They had it coming

They had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it

But if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[Kagome]

They had it coming

[GIRLS]

They had it coming

[Kagome]

They had it coming

[GIRLS]

They had it coming

[Kagome]

They had it coming

[GIRLS]

They took a flower

[Kagome]

All along

[GIRLS]

In its prime

[Kagome]

I didn't do it

[GIRLS]

And then they used it

[Kagome]

But if I'd done it

[GIRLS]

And they abused it

[Kagome]

How could you tell me

[GIRLS]

It was a murder

[Kagome]

That I was wrong?

[GIRLS]

But not a crime!

Sango turned around and did an artistic little ballaet move that left her on one
knee with the other leg sticking out from her.

[Sango]

I loved Al Lipschitz

more than I can possibly say.

He was a real artistic guy...

sensitive... a painter.

But

He was always trying

to find himself.

He'd go out every night

looking for himself

and on the way

he found Ruth,

Gladys,

Rosemary and Irving.

I guess you can say we broke

up because of artistic differences.

He saw himself as alive

and I saw him dead.

She stood up and spun as the other five turned walked all in unison towards the edge
of the stage.

[ALL]

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Each of the girls when they sang the next bit did a single spin with their part.
The lights bounce back and forth between them as they sang.

[Yura,Yuki,Sango]

They had it comin'

[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]

They had it comin'

[Yura,Yuki,Sango]

They had it comin'

[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]

They had it comin'

[Yura,Yuki,Sango]

They had it comin'

[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]

They had it comin'

[Yura,Yuki,Sango]

All along

They stopped spinning and turned back to the corwd, walking off the stage in unison
while snapping their fingers.

[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]

All along

'Cause if they used us

'Cause if they used us And they abused us

And they abused us

[Yura,Yuki,Sango]

How could you tell us

[Kagome,Rin,Ayumi]

How could you tell us That we were wrong?

That we were wrong?

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had

Himself

To blame.

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha

You would

Have done

The same!


Each of the five girls started their way back to the stage with a swish of their hair.

[Yura (Spoken)]

You pop that gum one more time!

[Yuki (spoken)]

Single my ass.

[Rin (Spoken)]

Ten times!

[Ayumi (Spoken)]

Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.

[Kagome (Spoken)]

Number seventeen-the spread eagle.

[Sango (Spoken)]

Artistic differences.


Each girl leaned against the wall, looking out at the crowd while leading off in to a
whisper of their part.


[Yura]

Pop!

[Yuki]

Six!

[Rin]

Squish!

[Ayumi]

Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Kagome]

Cicero (smoke puffs)

[Sango]

Lipschitz!

They all turned their back to the spot light as the song ended and the curtain fell.

Everyone in the club was on their feet, the men whistling or cat calling.
"That was..." Inuyasha paused, not reallu knowing how to explain it.
"It was great!" Miroku stated, smiling.
Inuyasha nodded and continued to clap.
"I'm going to go talk to Sango. I'l be right back."
"Not like I'm going any where." Inuyasha commented dryly.
Miroku looked back at his friend as he walked up to the back of the stage.


Sorry that took so long. I promise to have another chapter up sooner!


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