From Feudal To Modern

Chapter 3: Dog Day In The Park

WARNING: OOC. Language, i.e. the exact same material as in the first 2 chapters. Oh, and The Author (me) makes a self-insertion as well.

DISCLAIMER: Do I really need to say it? I do? Fine. Inu and company = NOT MINE. Any new characters that appear in this story are, however.

REVIEW THANKS:

Wow. Even more feedback for chapter 2 then there was for chapter 1. Who would've thunk it? I feel so loved. :-)

Anon - I checked both chapters twice and didn't see any typos, but then again, my eyes aren't ALWAYS the greatest, so where exactly did you see this "yemon" thing? Lemme know, and I'll fix it. Oh, and I'm glad you found the fic "interesting". Certainly seemed interesting to me when I thought it up and wrote it. (A/N: Someone very close to me informed me on the "Youkai" thing, and so I corrected it. Oops.)

KyoisHOT - So very, very, VERY glad you liked the fic. Hopefully you'll like this chapter as well? Maybe you'll enjoy it even more once you've calmed down a little. :-) Especially since I'm planning the Lemon(s?) scene for the next chapter. But be warned. What I have planned for the next chapter is gonna be REALLY insane. In a funny way, though. I hope.

Snake101 - You don't really review for stories, eh? Wow, I'm feeling the honor here. *BIG GRIN* Here ya go: another chapter. Hope you like. :-)

joy - LMAO. If you liked #1 and #2, wait until you see #3. This is gonna be even better.

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What a crazy day so far. Ever since Inuyasha had showed up on her doorstep, out of the blue, it had been one disaster after another. What was he doing here anyways? This didn't seem like the Inuyasha that she knew. He was always eager to fight and slay demons. Here, he was totally different. He didn't seem like himself.

Wait a second.

HE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE HIMSELF.

Was he under a spell?

Possibly, but what could undo a spell?

Nothing. Well, one thing, maybe. But it was so extreme. So unorthodox that anybody who would see her do it would think she was simply being a lunatic. But it was the only way to know for absolute certainly.

She grabbed Inuyasha by the collar.

"HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOI... AAHH!!"

She flung him towards the Park river, Inuyasha screaming "YOU CRAZY BITCHHHHHH...!!!" as he flew through the air. When he was directly above the surface of the water, and no more then 5 feet above it, he heard the familiar command.

"SIT BOY!!"

Ker-SPLASH!

Kagome frowned, waiting for Inuyasha's angry self to arise. Had it worked?

Inuyasha surfaced 2 seconds later, mainly cause the Author had had a good idea about Inuyasha discovering the wonderful advantages of looking at bacterial life, but quickly decided that it was too stupid, and this was his half-assed attempt at continuing this "story", stabbing said "bacterial idea" to death in the process.

Anyways...

"DAMN YOU, KAGOME!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

Kagome was ecstatic. "It worked! It worked! Dogs hate water so much that I KNEW that throwing you in would yank you out of the spell you were clearly under."

Inuyasha bared his fangs angrily. "First of all, I'm not under any spell, and, second of all, it's CATS who hate water, not DOGS. Finally, third of all, I'm part HUMAN too, and, as such, I can handle a little water."

Kagome tried to look apologetic. "Sorry."

Inuyasha only glared at her and said nothing for a while as they walked along the weather-beaten path. Once the warm sun had dried the doukai off completely, he looked at her. "Why would you think I was under a spell, anyway?"

Kagome shrugged and looked away for a brief second, fixing her gaze on an overhead tree branch. "Becuase of..." She looked back to see Inuyasha racing on all fours to catch a frisbee that a human man had thrown before the man's ACTUAL DOG could. "...That."

Inuyasha came back, Frisbee in his mouth and looking all puppy-eyed. Then his expression changed into realization and disgust. "What the hell am I DOING?" He spit the Frisbee out onto the ground, and the real dog started ripping into it. Inuyasha looked back at Kagome.

"I'm not under any spell, okay? You're just imagining things..."

Kagome looked unconvinced. "Well, maybe." She took her eyes off him for just one second to push away a dragonfly that had landed on her left leg, then looked up again and groaned. "But, then again, maybe not..."

Inuyasha ignored her, too caught up in barking and growling angrily at the terrified cat huddled high up in the tree.

Kagome rolled her eyes, then, suddenly, a mess of bees started swarming around her for no real reason. BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ........

Kagome began looking frightened. "Um, Inuyasha...?"

ARF ARF ARF! GROWL....

BuzzbuzzbuzzbuzzbuzzbuzzbuzzbuzzBUZZZZZZZ.

Kagome ran away, screaming. "Inuyasha, HELP!" She ran for the river's edge as the large swarm of bees gave chase. Inuyasha was still too intent on yapping at the frightened feline to notice her.

So Kagome did what anyone else would do. She dove into the water. And stayed under until the bees were gone.

She came to the surface, coughing and trying to regain her breath. Inuyasha walked up to the shoreline, looking at her worriedly, the human side of his dog-demon self returned. "Are you okay?"

Kagome turned a furious Red. "YOU WERE NO HELP!!"

She snatched a wet lily pad and flung it, hitting Inuyasha dead-on in the face.

To Be Continued...

Hmm, could the plot possibly be thickening? Wait and see.