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Adult ++
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The Shrinkage Begins
Disclaimer: Do Inuyasha not I own.
Chap. 1 The Shrinkage Begins
Walking down the 11th aisle of ‘Bed, Bath, and Beyond’, the Inu gang followed Kagome as she picked out the needed objects for the trip back and her mother. Upon finding Miroku and Sango in the well, the gang went in Kagome’s house and discusses things over. Before they could finish their discussion, Kagome’s mom, Tsukami, (A/N: just roll with it.) asked Kagome to go to the store for her. Now, well, here they are…
Miroku and Sango were walking next to each other. Kagome and Inuyasha, who were walking in front of them, were also walking next to each other. Sango was wearing a black shirt with white stars around it, black faded jeans, and white sneaks. All from Kagome’s closet. Kagome was wearing a simple red tank top with pink kisses all around it, gray sweatpants, and red flip flops. Both guys wore only an old sweat suit from Kagome’s father’s things.
Shippo, who ended up at the well with them, lay in a stroller being pushed by Sango. Since Shippo was too small to pass for 10, 7, or even 5 years old. So, Kagome put him in the stroller; since he insisted he’d go, with his hair down to cover his ears and a blanket to cover his feet-paws.
The gang found themselves walking down an aisle, an unmarked aisle. On the shelfs were jars, lined up in any ole kind of way. In those jars were things…..things that just should not be named.
“I’m scared Kagome…” Shippo cried.
“Wow. This must be beyond the beyond…” Kagome whispered. Sango stopped to pick a jar from the shelf. She looked at it carefully. Miroku joined her in her observation.
“Eww! Is this a-”
“Behold! The Hoodoo Voodoo section of the store!” Came a voice from out of nowhere. In reaction, Sango dropped the jar on the floor. As it hit the ground, the woman screeched. The disgusting unknown liquid spilled on the floor. “How dare you?!? You - you fiend!”
“I’m so sorry!” Sango apologized
The woman- wearing a long, dingy, and frilly skirt, matching dingy shirt, and rugged black sandles- came face to face with Sango. She put her index finger on Sango’s nose and got in her face.
“You break it….” She whispered. “YOU BUT IT” She continued angrily. She pushed on her finger, pushed Sango’s head back. Sango immediately got into a fight stance. Miroku pushed himself between the two.
“Lady…she apologized. Just let it go.” Miroku said.
“Yeah, and besides, who would buy this shit! What is it anyway” Inuyasha, finally, asked in a bitter tone.
“It’s lion testicals. A delicacy.” Everyone made a sick face.
“Ugh! Well ain’t that just nasty and creepy.” Inuyasha yelled. He put his hand in the air and waved it in a ‘Let’s go’ kind of notion. “Come on guys.” Everyone agreed and left the aisle. Before fully leaving, both Sango and Inuyasha cut the old woman a stare that could kill. The woman just glared in return.
“You’ll pay for this!” The creepy lady called out.
“Shut up old dirty hag!” Inuyasha called back. The rest of the gang laughed.
Growling, the woman went through the aisle picked jars and scuffling into her ‘office’. Emptying the contents of the jars in to a big pot, the wicked witch chanted a spell.
“You kids think you’ve won…..Ha! You can’t mess with me, Madam Houdini!” She laughed evilly. “Just you kids watch……”
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After walking home, the gang ate lunch and were now sitting in the living room, arguing on whether they should go back to the feudal era or not.
“We need to defeat Naraku! We’re wasting time here!” Inuyasha yelled.
“But, Kagome’s time has so many neat stuff here!” Shippo said, playing with Kagome’s lava lamp.
“Nobody asked you!” Inuaysha said.
“ Shippo, please stop. Anyway, we need a break Inuyasha. Kagome said while slightly glaring at Shippo, who was still playing with the lamp.
“We just had a break!” Inuyasha yelled. All the while, Miroku and Sango just looked and listened to the conversion going on between those two.
“Yeah but-” Kagome turned to Shippo. “Shippo. Please. Stop.” She turned back to Inuyasha. “So I was saying…Yeah, but that was a month ago. We’ve been working hard-”
“Hardly working is more like it!”
“Well, maybe you should go back and look for Naraku by yourself!”
“Maybe I should!”
“Guys! Guys, please!” Miroku screamed, standing to his feet. “Why don’t we atleast stay here for the night? It work hurt-”
“It could!” Inuyasha interrupted again.
“We’re staying here, and that’s final Inuyasha!” Kagome bellowed.
“Fine…whatever.” Kagome only nodded to his answer.
“I mean, what’s the worst that could happen”
CRASH!
Kagome sighed. It was taking alot in her to keep from breaking like her lava lamp.
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The next morning, at around 8:30am, the gang had lost a member. After eating breakfast, Sango went to use the bathroom. A half an hour passed, Sango still had not come out and people needed to get in.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
“Sango! Hurry up, I really have to use the bathroom!” Kagome yelled as she continued to bang on the door. When no answer came, Kagome repeated herself and still no answer. ‘What the hell is she doing?!?’ Kagome thought. She opened the unlocked door and saw no one. So she made her way to the toilet.
Sango’s P.O.V
‘Where is all this water coming from? Am I dreaming?’ I questioned myself. I splashed the water a little before looking up. All I could see was white with a wood lining on top. I saw a light shining of the left side of the surrounding white. Realizion hit me hard. ‘I- I’m in the toilet? But how? I don’t understa-’ I heard Kagome knock for me. ‘Oh crap!’
“Sango! Hurry up! I have to pee!” The door knob jiggled and I began to panic. When the door opened, I saw Kagome about to sit on the toilet. Then, I screamed.
Normal P.O.V
About to sit on the toilet, Kagome barely heard the tiny, high-pitched scream Sango had let out. Kagome pulled up her half down pants and looked into the toilet.
“Eww, a turd.” Kagome reached for the handle.
“Wait! NO!” Sango yelled at the top of her lungs. Kagome looked back into the toilet. Her eyes squinted in attempt to see better.
“Oh my gods…” Kagome said and Sango thought she realized what happened. “It’s- it’s a talking turd! Ahh!” Kagome ran. “Inuyasha! It’s a talking poo! In the toilet, there’s a talking dookie!”
“Kagome…. That is nasty and you’ve lost your mind!” Inuyasha yelled.
“No, really! Look, come see!”
“Eww, no!”
“Come on! Please! It talks!”
“Kagome, If I wanted to see shit talk, I would have talked to Shippo!”
“Hey!” Shippo whined.
“Let’s go!” Kagome grabbed his shoulders and lead him to the toilet. Miroku and Shippo followed. “Look!” Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippo all looked inside.
“Guys! Help me please!” Sango yelled.
“What the hell…” Inuyasha said and they all backed up. “That’s not shit. That’s- That’s Sango.”
All stood there. They had blank stares as the looked into the toilet. Mouths open wide, along with eyes.
“OH. MY. GODS!”
Chap. 1 The Shrinkage Begins
Walking down the 11th aisle of ‘Bed, Bath, and Beyond’, the Inu gang followed Kagome as she picked out the needed objects for the trip back and her mother. Upon finding Miroku and Sango in the well, the gang went in Kagome’s house and discusses things over. Before they could finish their discussion, Kagome’s mom, Tsukami, (A/N: just roll with it.) asked Kagome to go to the store for her. Now, well, here they are…
Miroku and Sango were walking next to each other. Kagome and Inuyasha, who were walking in front of them, were also walking next to each other. Sango was wearing a black shirt with white stars around it, black faded jeans, and white sneaks. All from Kagome’s closet. Kagome was wearing a simple red tank top with pink kisses all around it, gray sweatpants, and red flip flops. Both guys wore only an old sweat suit from Kagome’s father’s things.
Shippo, who ended up at the well with them, lay in a stroller being pushed by Sango. Since Shippo was too small to pass for 10, 7, or even 5 years old. So, Kagome put him in the stroller; since he insisted he’d go, with his hair down to cover his ears and a blanket to cover his feet-paws.
The gang found themselves walking down an aisle, an unmarked aisle. On the shelfs were jars, lined up in any ole kind of way. In those jars were things…..things that just should not be named.
“I’m scared Kagome…” Shippo cried.
“Wow. This must be beyond the beyond…” Kagome whispered. Sango stopped to pick a jar from the shelf. She looked at it carefully. Miroku joined her in her observation.
“Eww! Is this a-”
“Behold! The Hoodoo Voodoo section of the store!” Came a voice from out of nowhere. In reaction, Sango dropped the jar on the floor. As it hit the ground, the woman screeched. The disgusting unknown liquid spilled on the floor. “How dare you?!? You - you fiend!”
“I’m so sorry!” Sango apologized
The woman- wearing a long, dingy, and frilly skirt, matching dingy shirt, and rugged black sandles- came face to face with Sango. She put her index finger on Sango’s nose and got in her face.
“You break it….” She whispered. “YOU BUT IT” She continued angrily. She pushed on her finger, pushed Sango’s head back. Sango immediately got into a fight stance. Miroku pushed himself between the two.
“Lady…she apologized. Just let it go.” Miroku said.
“Yeah, and besides, who would buy this shit! What is it anyway” Inuyasha, finally, asked in a bitter tone.
“It’s lion testicals. A delicacy.” Everyone made a sick face.
“Ugh! Well ain’t that just nasty and creepy.” Inuyasha yelled. He put his hand in the air and waved it in a ‘Let’s go’ kind of notion. “Come on guys.” Everyone agreed and left the aisle. Before fully leaving, both Sango and Inuyasha cut the old woman a stare that could kill. The woman just glared in return.
“You’ll pay for this!” The creepy lady called out.
“Shut up old dirty hag!” Inuyasha called back. The rest of the gang laughed.
Growling, the woman went through the aisle picked jars and scuffling into her ‘office’. Emptying the contents of the jars in to a big pot, the wicked witch chanted a spell.
“You kids think you’ve won…..Ha! You can’t mess with me, Madam Houdini!” She laughed evilly. “Just you kids watch……”
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
After walking home, the gang ate lunch and were now sitting in the living room, arguing on whether they should go back to the feudal era or not.
“We need to defeat Naraku! We’re wasting time here!” Inuyasha yelled.
“But, Kagome’s time has so many neat stuff here!” Shippo said, playing with Kagome’s lava lamp.
“Nobody asked you!” Inuaysha said.
“ Shippo, please stop. Anyway, we need a break Inuyasha. Kagome said while slightly glaring at Shippo, who was still playing with the lamp.
“We just had a break!” Inuyasha yelled. All the while, Miroku and Sango just looked and listened to the conversion going on between those two.
“Yeah but-” Kagome turned to Shippo. “Shippo. Please. Stop.” She turned back to Inuyasha. “So I was saying…Yeah, but that was a month ago. We’ve been working hard-”
“Hardly working is more like it!”
“Well, maybe you should go back and look for Naraku by yourself!”
“Maybe I should!”
“Guys! Guys, please!” Miroku screamed, standing to his feet. “Why don’t we atleast stay here for the night? It work hurt-”
“It could!” Inuyasha interrupted again.
“We’re staying here, and that’s final Inuyasha!” Kagome bellowed.
“Fine…whatever.” Kagome only nodded to his answer.
“I mean, what’s the worst that could happen”
CRASH!
Kagome sighed. It was taking alot in her to keep from breaking like her lava lamp.
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
The next morning, at around 8:30am, the gang had lost a member. After eating breakfast, Sango went to use the bathroom. A half an hour passed, Sango still had not come out and people needed to get in.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
“Sango! Hurry up, I really have to use the bathroom!” Kagome yelled as she continued to bang on the door. When no answer came, Kagome repeated herself and still no answer. ‘What the hell is she doing?!?’ Kagome thought. She opened the unlocked door and saw no one. So she made her way to the toilet.
Sango’s P.O.V
‘Where is all this water coming from? Am I dreaming?’ I questioned myself. I splashed the water a little before looking up. All I could see was white with a wood lining on top. I saw a light shining of the left side of the surrounding white. Realizion hit me hard. ‘I- I’m in the toilet? But how? I don’t understa-’ I heard Kagome knock for me. ‘Oh crap!’
“Sango! Hurry up! I have to pee!” The door knob jiggled and I began to panic. When the door opened, I saw Kagome about to sit on the toilet. Then, I screamed.
Normal P.O.V
About to sit on the toilet, Kagome barely heard the tiny, high-pitched scream Sango had let out. Kagome pulled up her half down pants and looked into the toilet.
“Eww, a turd.” Kagome reached for the handle.
“Wait! NO!” Sango yelled at the top of her lungs. Kagome looked back into the toilet. Her eyes squinted in attempt to see better.
“Oh my gods…” Kagome said and Sango thought she realized what happened. “It’s- it’s a talking turd! Ahh!” Kagome ran. “Inuyasha! It’s a talking poo! In the toilet, there’s a talking dookie!”
“Kagome…. That is nasty and you’ve lost your mind!” Inuyasha yelled.
“No, really! Look, come see!”
“Eww, no!”
“Come on! Please! It talks!”
“Kagome, If I wanted to see shit talk, I would have talked to Shippo!”
“Hey!” Shippo whined.
“Let’s go!” Kagome grabbed his shoulders and lead him to the toilet. Miroku and Shippo followed. “Look!” Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippo all looked inside.
“Guys! Help me please!” Sango yelled.
“What the hell…” Inuyasha said and they all backed up. “That’s not shit. That’s- That’s Sango.”
All stood there. They had blank stares as the looked into the toilet. Mouths open wide, along with eyes.
“OH. MY. GODS!”