And all that Jazz!

2

Chapter two yall!

you be good to mama,
mama's good to you.


Kagome and Sango where stretching outside of totosi's door and they heard him and Kikyo arguing about something.
Kikyo slammed open the door, anger clearly written on her face.
"nd just try to find some one to replace me!"
Kikyo stormed by the other girls as they prepared for the show later on that evening.
"Whats up with her?" Sango asked, reaching for her toes. The tights stretched over her musculer legs and her brown pony tail fell across her face.
"I mean, she normally would be getting ready for her act."
Kagome shrugged and ran her fingers through her hair.
Kagome and Sango where both performers. They danced and sang to the hit from the movie Chicago "Cell Block Tango."
"Well, she'll be back."
"No she won't!" Totosi yelled, storming out of his office.
totosi was their employer, their boss, their supervisor. He had recruited every girl in the show and Kikyo had been his star act for as long as Kagome and Sango had been working for him.
"What do you mean Totosi?" Kagome asked, sitting down on the floor and doing butterflys to stretch out her groin muscles. She played the part of Velma Kelly in the dance. She would need all her muscles stretched.
"She asked for a pay raise, and I said no, and she said that unless he gets a pay raise she quits! The show is over!"
"WHAT?!" Both Kagome and Sango yelled.
Totosi sighed, "Unless I can find some one to fit in Kikyo's coustume and knows her dance, then we're done for!"
He walked away, holidng his head.
"Well that just sucks!" Kagome said, standing.
Sango sighed and looked over at her friend, thinking furiously. Who did she know that was Kikyo's size?
She looked away from Kagome's face down at the floor, then back up as if she had never before see Kagome.
"Kags, what size dress do you wear?"
"4, why?"
"Thats Kikyo's size..."
"Yeah, so wh-...! No way in hell Sango!"
"Kagome...."
"N.O. Sango. I will not do it !"
"But you do know the song and you do know the dabce moves..."
"And you do wear her size..." Yuki stated, walking out of the dressing room in a pair of black silk shorts and a tight black tank top. She was one of the other dancers in the Cell Black Tango.
"You two Yuki?"
"Kagome, come on! It wont be that bad! And you'll be the star!"
"But I havent practiced-."
"Bull you havent! you could do everydance in this show and I know you can."
Sango grabbed her hand and dropped down to her knees like a knight pledging aligence.
"I will forever serve you my queen if you just do this!"
Kagome laughed and Sango smiled up at her, "Does that me yes?"
She sighed, holding her sides, "I guess so."
"Great!"
Sango stood up and dragged Kagome back to Totosi's room.
"Totosi, you have your replacement."

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Inuyasha and Miroku sat at the bar of a club called "And All Of That Jazz." Inuyasha sipped a rum and coke, and Miroku drank and tequelle sunrise.
"So whay are we here again Miroku?"
He smiled at the Hanyou and then pointed up to the stage, "to watch the show my friend."
"Isnt Kikyo part of the show?"
Miroku laughed, "She quit an hour ago. I want to see the replacement."
Inuyasha sighed and sipped his drink. His long sleeved red dress shirt was magnificintly stretched over his chest and his black dres slacks left little to the imagination. Miroku sat by him in a purple silk short sleeved shirt and a pair of cream colored slacks.
"When does the show start any way Miroku? I have to work tomorrow."
Miroku looked down at his watch and smiled, "Right now."
At that very minute the lights dimmed and a red spot light shown on the stage.
"May I please introduce our new Big Mama Matron, Higurashi Kagome!"
The music started and the front curtain went up, revealing a thin white lace curtain and a woman with raven hair pulled back in to an elegan bun and a spegettie strap gold sparkly gown going down to her ankles. At her side was a large closed white feathar fan.
"Kagome? Wow, she really moved up since the last time I talked to her." Miroku stated as the music started to play.
Kagome's voice came over the loud speaker and she lifted the fan aboved her head, her back to the audiance, and the other hand on her hip.
Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen
I love 'em all and all of them love me
Because the system works
The system called reciprocity...
She turned at that and started to move with the beat of the music, a huge smile on her face. She looked over the corwd as she walked across the stage.
Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you.

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you.

She looked over the crowd and flipped open her fan. She caught Miroku's eye and winked. He shook his head and smiled as she started to slowly walk towards the stairs to the stage.

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!

If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

She walked over to Miroku and at the "She'll get hot for you" she plopped right down in his lap.
He smiled as she fluttered herself with the fan, sitting elegantly with her ankles crossed and her gold open toes heals shining in the spot light. She sang the next part planted in Miroku's lap, fanning herself gently.
Inuyasha stared and felt a small pang of jealosy toward his friend. This girl was beautiful and she looked like dynimight in the gold dress she was wearing.

When they pass that basket
Folk contribut to
You out in for Mama
She'll put out for you

The folks atop the ladder
Are the ones the world adores
So boost me up my ladder, Kid
And I'll boost you up yours
She looked over at Inuyasha and flipped her fan shut with a flick of the wrist. She got out of Miroku's lap and walked over to him, swaying her hips luciously with the beat. She kicked his chair out from under the table and layed across his lap with her arms around his neck. Inuyasha looked over at the smiling Miroku and wondered what had compelled his friend to bring him here.
Kagome flipped opem her fan again and covered her mouth as she sang the next part.
Let's all stroke together
Like the Princeton crew
When you're strokin' Mama
Mama's strokin' you

Inuyasha actually blushed and she smiled up at him before pushing off her lap leaning against the table, still fanning her self.
So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!
She fluttered her fan above her head as she drew out the last word. At the last beat, she flicked her fan closed and the spot light went out.
The audiance exploded with aplause and Inuyasha watched the girl with his excellnt night vision. She smiled and winked at him as if she knew he could see her and walked by him. On her way, she dropped her fan in to his lap and kept pn walking.
He raised an eyebrow and opened it under the table.
"thanks for your help shug."
He smiled and tucked the fan in his pocket.
"Well, you seem to be enjoying yourself." Miroku commented gently.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and crossed his arms across his chest, "Keh, think what ever you wan to think."
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"That was great Kagome!" Sango exclaimed, hugging her friend as Kagome quickly stripped out of the gold dress and started to pull on the black shorts and tank top she would need.
"What do you mean?"
"Oh come on Kagome! That was great! How did you know Inuyasha was alone?"
"Inu-who? Honetly I have no clue what your talking about."
"Really? Inuyasha, the person who you hung all over. Other than Miroku of course."
Kagome looked over at her friend at the hint of scorn in her voice. She raised an eyebrow and let her hair down from the ridiculis bun.
"Sango, is that a hint of jelousy I hear in your tone? You know there isnt, and never will be, somthing between me and Miroku, right? I would shoot my self before even trying to steal the loveof my best friends life."
Sango blushed and chastised herself for even considering it. Though Kagome had been one of the hottest girls through high school and then college, she had never went after Miroku. Not once. Though he had felt her up a few times before he and Sango started to date. Normally Kagome would just slap him and walk away blushing.
"Sorry Kagome ."
"So you were thinking that!"
Kagome turned her back from her friend and crossed her arms over her chest and mock pouted, "I cant believe you would think that of me Sango! I would never do that to you! Not after all you've done for me!"
Sango walked over to her friend and hugged her from behind. Kagome stuck her chin in the air away from Sango and tapped her foot. Sango laughed and playfully nuzzled her friends neck. Kagome shuddered and jumped away from her friend.
"If only I was a lesbian Sango." She said with a smile.
Sango smiled and leaned against the wall.
Sango and Kagome had been living together since middle school when Kagome's father had been in a car accident and her mother had mourned herself to death. Sota, her little brother, had been sent to live with their grandfather and Kagome had been adopted by Sango's mom and dad.
"Oh but arent you?" Sango joked, leaning against the wall.
Kagome gave Sango a seductive look, "Honey, if I was, you would be the first to know."
Kagome looked Sango over and both of them laughed.
"So, who is this Inuwasha?"
"Inu-ya-sha. And he was Kikyo's boyfriend."
yura laughed, coming from her dressing room in the same out fit Kagoma and Sango sported.
"you mean Kikyo's fuck buddy?"
Kagome and Sango laughed and Yura smiled, "You might think I'm joking, but I'm dead serious. But they broke up about three weeks ago. Why? Is he here or somthing?"
"Yeah. And Kagome here was just all over him." Sango joked, suspisiously eyeing her friend.
"Oh I was not!"
yura laughed and flipped her hair, "I dont find that very hard to believe. You had all the boys through high school and college."
"I did NOT!" Kagome yelled, blushing.
"Oh really? What about Hojo?" Sango stated.
"Or Koga?" Yura said.
"Or Hiten?"
"Or Bankotsu?"
"Or-"
"Alright! I get it! I had a lot of boy toys through high school. I get it!"
Sango laughed as they started to make their way towards the curtained stage.
"But how did you ever stay pure? Dating all those hotties, I mean it must have been hard."
Kagome laughed, "I just never loved any of them. Sure I liked all of them and I cared a little about what happened to them, but not enough to sleep with them."
The music started and Kagome, Sango, Yura, Yuki, Ayumi, and Rin all stood on stage with their backs turned to the stage.

A/N Hey yall! hope your enjoying this! I know I am enjoying writting it!