Dreams and Omissions

"Come on out Sango!I promise no one will laugh!" Kagome called. Miroku and Inuyasha exchanged incredulous glances.
Sango came out from behind the trees and looked up to see her companions faces. She was wearing Black capris that clung to her full hips and narrow legs and a corset like top in deep red. Her hair was down and she wore minimal makeup and perfume. On her feet were red flip flops that matched her shirt. "WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU KAGOME?!YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND HERE LIKE THAT!DO YOU WANT TO GET RAPED?DOES EITHER ONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR CHESTS LOOK LIKE????FOR FUCKS SAKE GO CHANGE!" Inuyasha screamed. "Sit." Kagome said sweetly, not even giving him a glance. "You guys look nice." Shippou said, not understanding why Inuyasha was so upset." Ya, really nice....LIKE A COUPLE OF COURTESANS!WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO PULL?HAVE YOU NO BRAINS WHATSOEVER?" "Hrmph....you probably wish we were courtesans you lecher." Sango muttered. "We discussed it thoroughly, and we decided that we aren't safe sleeping in the same hut as you dumb boys anymore!We are going to take over the empty hut next door to Kaedes." Kagome said. With that, they turned and headed in the direction of the village. "What is this? World PMS day?" Inuyasha asked. "Why wouldn't they feel safe with us anymore, Miroku?" Shippou asked. "They aren't talking about you Shippou." Miroku muttered. He and Inuyasha looked at each other. "Shall we?" Inuyasha asked."Oh, LETS." Miroku said. With their noses in the air, they linked arms and imitated Kagome and Sangos walk back to the village."Does PMS mean crazy?" Shippou wondered aloud.

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"Does PMS mean crazy?" Shippou voiced his earlier question over dinner, causeing Kagome to pause and Inuyasha to choke on his ramen."Why would you ask such a thing, Shippou?" Sango replied, glaring at the Hanyou and Monk. "Why Shippou, what an absurd question. Where ever does your little mind think of these things?" Miroku asked, slapping Inuyasha on the back. "ya, where did you hear that BRAT?!" Inuyasha asked, redfaced. "Well it was today when you asked Miroku if it was world PMS d-" Shippou was cut off as Inuyasha bashed him in the head. kagome stood up and stalked out of kaedes hut. "Well there you are Miroku, another perfectly good day ruined. Are you happy now?" Sango asked. She stood up and started cleaning up the mess the commotion had made. "You know Sango, with you being so bitchy lately, no one would ever guess you were in love with me." Miroku shot back smugly.Sango and Shippou both gasped. "Let's go play out side Kirara." Shippou said. Kaede followed them, muttering something about her garden. "What are you saying Miroku?" sango asked, pale faced. "Why exactly what I just mentioned, my dear Sango. Don't you think I would notice?Do you think me dense? Every day you are following me into the woods, hovering over me, showing aggression and jealousy if I so much as glance at another woman. Why don't you just come out and tell it like it is?You're smitten with me." Miroku said, grinning like the chesire cat. "AND IT BUGS THE HELL OUT OF ME!WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT DIRT YOU LOW-DOWN DIRTY MINDED SON OF A BIT-" sango was cut off as Miroku covered her lips with his own. She sighed and melted against him. " he broke away and smiled down at her. " Oh Miroku, do you have any idea how long I have wai-" her eyes suddenly cleared. SLAP!!! "Keep your mind out off the gutter and your paws off my fanny Miroku!" She cried. With that, Sango left the hut. "Where are you going?" Miroku called after her." he grabbed his staff and ran out."We aren't finished!" he ran into the woods after her. Inuyasha was still sitting staring into the fire pit. "Morons." He muttered. With that, he stalked out the door and over to kagome and Sangos new hut.

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