Mail-order Bride
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InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
5,128
Reviews:
13
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
Revised Chapter 1
Monanana (co-author of this story and my editor): I am soooo SORRY PEOPLE!!!
Angelstar: You better be. You don’t know how many things I had to add to this chapter because you rushed it.
Monanana: But I said I was sorry and I won’t do it again.
Angelstar: You better now, because I don’t want to fix an entire chapter you wrote.
Monanana: Okay.
Angelstar: Here the revised chapter 1 of our story. Hope you guys enjoy it.
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Mail-Order Bride Chapter 1
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“No!”
“You have to Inuyasha! Or you can just let Sesshoumaru own the whole company.”
“HELL, NO!” Inuyasha yelled
“Then you have to get married.”
Inuyasha narrowed his eyes at Miroku.
“Glaring at me will not get you out of this Inuyasha,” said Miroku. He knew that the whole situation was very unfair for Inuyasha, but it was the only way he was going to gain part ownership of Twin Swords.
Inuyasha stood up and out of his chair. “How much time do I have to find wife?” Inuyasha asked scowling. He crossed his arms, eyeing Miroku, waiting for an answer.
“You have until your birthday,” replied Miroku.
“But that’s in 15 days!!” Inuyasha yelled uncrossing his arms and slammed his hands on the table before him. “It takes more than that to plan a stupid wedding! How the hell am I suppose to find a women to marry!? I don’t even have a damn girlfriend!! This is pathetic! Of course father would come up with something dumb like this!” Inuyasha pulled away the chair and started to head towards the door.
“Feh!” Was all that was heard when he slammed the door behind him.
“Well… that went smoothly. Don’t you think Sesshoumaru?” asked Miroku.
Sesshoumaru just eyed Miroku and didn’t answer. He stood up and headed towards the closed door to leave as well.
“Um…yes…anyways,” he said just sitting there all alone in the board room. He pondered for a bit and came up with something. “I have an idea!” Miroku grabed his laptop, which was lying on the table in the room, and opened it up. He started the computer up and accessed the Internet. “Now let’s see…” he said doing a search. “There’s plenty of those stupid ‘Marry Me!’ websites with loads of women that would marry just about anyone.” He used the finger mouse pad on the laptop and scrolled down. “Hmm…Mailorderbride.com? (AN: It is not a real website, and if it is…that’s just weird.) That sounds good.” He clicked on the link.
“I better do a personality search because Inuyasha doesn’t want any girl.” He clicks on the search of the site and begins to type. “Hmm… He wants a funny, smart, beautiful, great personality, stubborn, kind, generous… Well anything the opposite of him.” After he was done, there were so many entries of women. Miroku roamed through the list of ladies until one caught his eye. Her name was Kagome Higarashi, a Japanese woman who was 3 years younger than Inuyasha. “It says she wants to get a US citizenship in order to attend the university right here in S.F. She is one of the top of her class and her major is to be a doctor. Not bad and by seeing her picture, she will be a great match for Inuyasha. I better write down the number provided.” He wrote down the number from the website to call the young woman. ‘I hope my Japanese is good enough because Inuyasha speaks that language better than I do,’ he thought.
“I better write an email to my pen pal to explain what is happening, maybe she knows this Kagome woman,” he said and begins to type
Dear BommerageButterfly5,
How are you doing my lovely dear? I am doing fine. I can’t believe you won’t send me a picture of yourself to me, but I guess you are doing it to make it a surprise and the same will got for me when we meet. I had an idea today to set up my friend, you know Inuyasha, with a girlfriend, because he has to get married soon. Maybe you might know her. Umm… I can’t think of her name right now, but I will have to go and call this chick for Inuyasha.
Love,
Perverted69
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Miroku dialed the number to reach Japan. A few rings later and the phone was picked up.
“Moshi, Moshi!” a voice said in Japanese.
“Um… Hello… I am… looking for… Higarashi Kagome,” Miroku said in the best Japanese he could. “I am… calling… about the Mailorderbride.com.”
“Why don’t I speak in English? Yes, this is Higarashi Kagome,” said the voice.
“Great, my Japanese is rusty,” he said.
“It’s okay and this is?”
“I’m Inuyasha Anderson and I am interested with you becoming my wife,” he lied. “I wanted to say you have a face of a goddess and the rack of a… never mind. I am calling to make you dreams come true and have you bare me many children.”
“Um… Great. Where are you calling from?”
“San Francisco, the place where you want to attend the university.
“Great. Can you please hold on for a sec?”
“Sure.”
In the back ground, muffled sounds can be heard. Then another voice spoke in the background. “Sango what are you doing?” asked the different voice. “Oh nothing, just talking to a guy…” she lied. “Hello? Inuyasha? I have to go.”
“Okay. Will you be able to come to S.F. anytime soon?”
“Oh, yes! Of course!”
“So you will come to see us… I mean me?”
“Yes, yes!”
“Okay, I will book the flight for next weekend, so you can pack or get things straightened out so you can move in with me. I will call you and send you everything through the mail.”
“Ok. I was wondering if you can buy two tickets because my friend wants to come.”
“Sure.”
“Oh! I am so excited for Kagome!”
“Uhh… Aren’t you Kagome?”
“Yes, sometimes I speak in third person.”
“Oh, okay. Well, good-bye beautiful. I cannot wait to meet you and have you bear my children.”
“Uh, yes. Good-bye!”
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(A week later)
Things have been straighten out and now Miroku and Inuyasha are walking from the taxi to the Airport terminal.
“So where the hell are you taking me and why are we at the airport?” asked Inuyasha.
“You’ll see. It’s a surprise. And you’ll thank me for it later,” replied Miroku.
“Feh, like the hell I will. And what are that damn papers you are reading?” Inuyasha glared at the papers Miroku was holding in his hand and reading, while they walked through the busy terminal of the San Francisco Airport.
“Well it is the information on why we are here and the other paper is an email from my pen-pal from Japan. This time she send a more detail description of herself than all of the other time.” Miroku held the paper to his friend.
“I don’t care about your stupid Japanese/French pen-pal. You talk about how wonderful this Boomerang Butterfly is and you never even met her,” Inuyasha said folding the paper in his hand.
“That will surely change someday. For now, seeing how lovely she is is my goal, plus I want her to bear my children. I must meet her!”
Inuyasha eyes his friend. “Are we there yet?”
“It’s just down this way.” Miroku pointed to then left.
Before them they saw two beautiful Japanese girls asking people if they were “Inuyasha Anderson.”
“Why are they asking for me?” asked Inuyasha
Miroku eyes the girls and one he recognized her picture she can tell one was quite nervous. “That girl is Kagome!” said Miroku out loud as they headed toward them
“Huh? What are you talking about?” Inuyasha’s eyebrows frowned at Miroku
“I brought you here, to meet your future wife, Kagome,” he said
“WHAT?!?!” Inuyasha yelled.
“I arranged to pick them up so you can meet and marry her to get the part of the company you deserve.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
“Calm down and we are here to meet them. Excuse me ladies?” The girls eyed the two males. “I’m Miroku Costa and my fiery-angry friend is Inuyasha Anderson, your future husband, Kagome,” he said in English to them.
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Monanana: Hehe! Next chapter is up to Angelstar! This time it’s gonna be from Kagome’s and Sango’s point of view! So you can actually put two and two together and see what the heck is actually going on in Japan and stuff.
Angelstar: Yup, that’s right. And it won’t be short because it will be a bit longer. Don’t forget to review.
Angelstar: You better be. You don’t know how many things I had to add to this chapter because you rushed it.
Monanana: But I said I was sorry and I won’t do it again.
Angelstar: You better now, because I don’t want to fix an entire chapter you wrote.
Monanana: Okay.
Angelstar: Here the revised chapter 1 of our story. Hope you guys enjoy it.
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Mail-Order Bride Chapter 1
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“No!”
“You have to Inuyasha! Or you can just let Sesshoumaru own the whole company.”
“HELL, NO!” Inuyasha yelled
“Then you have to get married.”
Inuyasha narrowed his eyes at Miroku.
“Glaring at me will not get you out of this Inuyasha,” said Miroku. He knew that the whole situation was very unfair for Inuyasha, but it was the only way he was going to gain part ownership of Twin Swords.
Inuyasha stood up and out of his chair. “How much time do I have to find wife?” Inuyasha asked scowling. He crossed his arms, eyeing Miroku, waiting for an answer.
“You have until your birthday,” replied Miroku.
“But that’s in 15 days!!” Inuyasha yelled uncrossing his arms and slammed his hands on the table before him. “It takes more than that to plan a stupid wedding! How the hell am I suppose to find a women to marry!? I don’t even have a damn girlfriend!! This is pathetic! Of course father would come up with something dumb like this!” Inuyasha pulled away the chair and started to head towards the door.
“Feh!” Was all that was heard when he slammed the door behind him.
“Well… that went smoothly. Don’t you think Sesshoumaru?” asked Miroku.
Sesshoumaru just eyed Miroku and didn’t answer. He stood up and headed towards the closed door to leave as well.
“Um…yes…anyways,” he said just sitting there all alone in the board room. He pondered for a bit and came up with something. “I have an idea!” Miroku grabed his laptop, which was lying on the table in the room, and opened it up. He started the computer up and accessed the Internet. “Now let’s see…” he said doing a search. “There’s plenty of those stupid ‘Marry Me!’ websites with loads of women that would marry just about anyone.” He used the finger mouse pad on the laptop and scrolled down. “Hmm…Mailorderbride.com? (AN: It is not a real website, and if it is…that’s just weird.) That sounds good.” He clicked on the link.
“I better do a personality search because Inuyasha doesn’t want any girl.” He clicks on the search of the site and begins to type. “Hmm… He wants a funny, smart, beautiful, great personality, stubborn, kind, generous… Well anything the opposite of him.” After he was done, there were so many entries of women. Miroku roamed through the list of ladies until one caught his eye. Her name was Kagome Higarashi, a Japanese woman who was 3 years younger than Inuyasha. “It says she wants to get a US citizenship in order to attend the university right here in S.F. She is one of the top of her class and her major is to be a doctor. Not bad and by seeing her picture, she will be a great match for Inuyasha. I better write down the number provided.” He wrote down the number from the website to call the young woman. ‘I hope my Japanese is good enough because Inuyasha speaks that language better than I do,’ he thought.
“I better write an email to my pen pal to explain what is happening, maybe she knows this Kagome woman,” he said and begins to type
Dear BommerageButterfly5,
How are you doing my lovely dear? I am doing fine. I can’t believe you won’t send me a picture of yourself to me, but I guess you are doing it to make it a surprise and the same will got for me when we meet. I had an idea today to set up my friend, you know Inuyasha, with a girlfriend, because he has to get married soon. Maybe you might know her. Umm… I can’t think of her name right now, but I will have to go and call this chick for Inuyasha.
Love,
Perverted69
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Miroku dialed the number to reach Japan. A few rings later and the phone was picked up.
“Moshi, Moshi!” a voice said in Japanese.
“Um… Hello… I am… looking for… Higarashi Kagome,” Miroku said in the best Japanese he could. “I am… calling… about the Mailorderbride.com.”
“Why don’t I speak in English? Yes, this is Higarashi Kagome,” said the voice.
“Great, my Japanese is rusty,” he said.
“It’s okay and this is?”
“I’m Inuyasha Anderson and I am interested with you becoming my wife,” he lied. “I wanted to say you have a face of a goddess and the rack of a… never mind. I am calling to make you dreams come true and have you bare me many children.”
“Um… Great. Where are you calling from?”
“San Francisco, the place where you want to attend the university.
“Great. Can you please hold on for a sec?”
“Sure.”
In the back ground, muffled sounds can be heard. Then another voice spoke in the background. “Sango what are you doing?” asked the different voice. “Oh nothing, just talking to a guy…” she lied. “Hello? Inuyasha? I have to go.”
“Okay. Will you be able to come to S.F. anytime soon?”
“Oh, yes! Of course!”
“So you will come to see us… I mean me?”
“Yes, yes!”
“Okay, I will book the flight for next weekend, so you can pack or get things straightened out so you can move in with me. I will call you and send you everything through the mail.”
“Ok. I was wondering if you can buy two tickets because my friend wants to come.”
“Sure.”
“Oh! I am so excited for Kagome!”
“Uhh… Aren’t you Kagome?”
“Yes, sometimes I speak in third person.”
“Oh, okay. Well, good-bye beautiful. I cannot wait to meet you and have you bear my children.”
“Uh, yes. Good-bye!”
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(A week later)
Things have been straighten out and now Miroku and Inuyasha are walking from the taxi to the Airport terminal.
“So where the hell are you taking me and why are we at the airport?” asked Inuyasha.
“You’ll see. It’s a surprise. And you’ll thank me for it later,” replied Miroku.
“Feh, like the hell I will. And what are that damn papers you are reading?” Inuyasha glared at the papers Miroku was holding in his hand and reading, while they walked through the busy terminal of the San Francisco Airport.
“Well it is the information on why we are here and the other paper is an email from my pen-pal from Japan. This time she send a more detail description of herself than all of the other time.” Miroku held the paper to his friend.
“I don’t care about your stupid Japanese/French pen-pal. You talk about how wonderful this Boomerang Butterfly is and you never even met her,” Inuyasha said folding the paper in his hand.
“That will surely change someday. For now, seeing how lovely she is is my goal, plus I want her to bear my children. I must meet her!”
Inuyasha eyes his friend. “Are we there yet?”
“It’s just down this way.” Miroku pointed to then left.
Before them they saw two beautiful Japanese girls asking people if they were “Inuyasha Anderson.”
“Why are they asking for me?” asked Inuyasha
Miroku eyes the girls and one he recognized her picture she can tell one was quite nervous. “That girl is Kagome!” said Miroku out loud as they headed toward them
“Huh? What are you talking about?” Inuyasha’s eyebrows frowned at Miroku
“I brought you here, to meet your future wife, Kagome,” he said
“WHAT?!?!” Inuyasha yelled.
“I arranged to pick them up so you can meet and marry her to get the part of the company you deserve.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
“Calm down and we are here to meet them. Excuse me ladies?” The girls eyed the two males. “I’m Miroku Costa and my fiery-angry friend is Inuyasha Anderson, your future husband, Kagome,” he said in English to them.
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Monanana: Hehe! Next chapter is up to Angelstar! This time it’s gonna be from Kagome’s and Sango’s point of view! So you can actually put two and two together and see what the heck is actually going on in Japan and stuff.
Angelstar: Yup, that’s right. And it won’t be short because it will be a bit longer. Don’t forget to review.