Painful Reminder

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA OR W.E... ( lo iforgot to say thaT!)

“Stop grabbing my ass miroku!” said sango followed by a slap. “Ha you leturous monk your obsessed” said inuyasha. “Hey hey I can’t help it its all squishy and mushy and ohh” said miroku. Sango was starting to blush but at the same time she was highly annoyed and disgusted. “Too bad no one else round here has an ass like that” looking dead at kagome all of them burst out laughing except for kagome he had been cracking on her all night.

“INUYASHA!” Sss… sango quickly grabbed her covered her mouth and took her away. “What the hell was that I was gonna sit the hell out of his ass” said kagome. “I no BUT I have a much better Idea” said sango, kagome looking puzzled. “Instead of sitting him because he always does the same thing, y don’t u leave a more…painful reminder? “U mean hit him..? Down… there? , “YES!” said sango! “Don’t u think he’ll be mad?” asked kagome “hell yea, BUT u must let his dissing u slide for a lil while so when or if u decide to do it it would be completely his fault”

Said sango “ohhhh I like that!” said Kagome. “Sango? If u had that little plan why don’t you ever do that to miroku?” She asked. “Well because it doesn’t make me THAT mad enough” she smiled. “Well lets get back before questions are thrown every where yea your right. Getting back to their camping area Kagome walked past inuyasha and didn’t even glance his way and went straight to bed. He had fought many demons but that silent treatment was scaring the shit outta him

“Sango! What ever you said to make her not sit me Thank you!” said inuyasha “ha don’t thank me yet. And inuyasha” “Yes?” “If I were u I wouldn’t mess with her for a lil while just heads up” said with an intimidating smile. With that she strolled off to bed shippo sitting on miroku shoulder said “inuyasha seriously… your pretty stupid” just shut the hell up u short annoying rat” immediately shippo started crying and ran to kagomes hut. She walked out and they exchanged glances. She turned and dissapered through the curtain.

“Inuyasha?” yea? “you’re fucked… big time” said miroku “I no but who cares ima be ready if she tries to sit me, I realized something I can fight it if she doesn’t catch me off guard” said inuyasha yea well y don’t u just be nice” hell no! Hahaha laughed inuyasha
Well it’s your funeral said miroku as he got up. Ima go to sleep see you in the morning. “Yea see ya” said inuyasha

The next morning kagome awoke the earliest out of them all. She had thought it would be nice for them to wake up to breakfast, so taking the liberty to cook the remaining fish
She had prepared everything and mentally patted her self on the back for this kind accomplishment. “Wow something smells nice,” said a very happy monk “oh thank you” smiled kagome and eventually every one was up. They had all sat down and ate. “Thank you kagome that was good” they said “EH it’s not as bad as most of your cooking o well” kagome had prolly never had been so angry in her entire life she was about to sit him to dead until what sango had said crossed her mind. It nearly killed her to ignore it and calmly say “ sango lets fill up the water bottles in the river” her eye nearly twitching at this point “alright” kagome tried to smile to not arouse ne suspicion of what was going to happen to inuyasha. Quickly glancing at him checking how he was standing his legs slightly spread apart , looking at sango for she new what was about to happen and slowly nodded her head, right before passing inuyasha she said “hey guess what?” “what” BOOM dead shot straight in the balls, instantly dropping to the ground in a fedel position holding him self, then finally managing to sit up just enough to see his face he yelled “ AH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR” and calmly she said “ That , Sit or just be nice to me “. Forgetting she had just said sit he had hit the ground face first. “God fucking
Dammit.” Do u have ne motherfucking idea how this shit feels!” inuyasha said breathless and barely able to speak.

“Um kagome don’t you think that was a little…harsh…” miroku said.
“No I think he deserved it” she replied. “well if u new how that felt im sure you wouldn’t do that” he said “well….what do u mean….I mean it cant be that bad…can it ? ??” she questioned

“Kagome do u remember wen he fought shesshomaru and he stuck his hand straight thru him? He asked “yes” and was he ever in that great deal of pain compared to this?” he asked “holy shit!”

A horrible realization came over her. “Inuyasha! Im sorry!!” she said sadly “fuck u bitch “he said finally getting up and limped to lean on a nearby tree. “Kagome don’t feel bad he deserved it all he did was make fun of you” she said trying to calm her down. “I no but at least he only verbally hurt me… so I don’t think it was fair to… “Kagome chill” sango interrupted “hel be ok he just needs time to…recover…” after that word she started laughing. “Kagome?” said an innocent little fox demon. “Yes shippo” she answered
“I always thought you sitting him was funny…. But seeing inuyasha in pain like thatis kinda sad” said shippo “honestly I could understand if sango did It to me cause I am always touching her honestly I think I would have deserved that more than inuyasha did…correct me if im wrong but he never strokes you or feels you so that was a lil over the line. “said miroku “hell yea that was way over the fucking line I can barely feel my legs!”said inuyasha “well wen the hell u getting all noble??” asked sango “but don’t you agree with me?”said miroku “eh yea I suppose your right” she said.

“forget this bull shit” inuyasha exclaimed as he decided to leave and go lay down in his tent area. Examining himself his shit had turned purple and had still been in a immense amount of pain
“Kagome well maybe it wasn’t the brightest idea… I mean I was gonna do it to miroku but….now im not so sure maybe you should talk to him ill do the same if you’d like?” said a very now humble sango. “no I did it I fix it.” She said. “alright”
Kagome headed toward his tent but was stopped by a hand on her shoulder “ its probably best if you wait a little while….” Said miroku “well alright”

A good half hour had gone by before she decided to go in and see him
“inuyasha?” “ what the hell do you want kagome” he snapped “ im sorry I mean I didn’t think it would turn out this way” she said sadly, inuyasah didn’t respond
“inuyasha? Umm what does it feel like?” she asked humbly “ oh now your fucking curious well picture having to piss really bad and some one takes a sludge hammer and his you as hard as they can in the lowest part of your stomach, the worst sore –ish pain you could possibly feel.” He yelled. “Oh My God!” inuyasha im so sorry.
“you know what bitch ive never literally hurt u before and you always sit me when im trying to protect you from that bitch ass kouga or what ever, that’s y I make jokes on u THEN YOU FUCKING KICK ME IN THE BALLS I cant stand you id much rather have kikyo around and at least she wouldn’t do this stuff to me” and with that said inuyasha got up and left. “inuyasha…..” said a now crying kagome.

“Inuyasha Where are you going!” said sango. “I don’t need to answer to you”
With that he vanished