Short Drabbles of Lemony Rhymes and Stories

::Jack and Jill::

MirSan/InuKag

Miroku and Sango both got picked in fetching water for the group. Miroku with his cursed hand was making a simple task last for seemed like a century to his molested companion. Finally reaching a slight slope the adventurers found a wooden well.

"Thank you Kami" Sango said while massaging her hand. She beat her record of slapping Miroku from the normal 20 to 40 times in the last 20 minutes.

Miroku dazed and confused saw a sign covered in vines with some words hidden from view. All he was able to read was:

_ _ Enter_Water Well _ _ You _ _ Drink Guarantee!

Next to the sign he saw a pail and grabbed it.

Grabbing Sango's already bruised right hand tugged and pulled for her to follow. The two huffed and puffed,huffed and puffed you would think they would be in better shape from all the demons they ran away.

Finally making it to the top Miroku hooked up the pail and pushed the pail inside the opening. Hoisting the pail up from the opening he pulled and tugged with all his might until the pail was within sight.

Sango grabbed and a little water caught on her bosoms drenching it a little. A little to her but almost gave Miroku a really big nose bleed.

Miroku grabbed the pail and drunk from it and offered it to Sango.

"Its quite refreshing plus we need a break"

Sango complied and took a quick sip. She wiped her mouth with the back of hand and felt really refreshed and a little bothered.

She shook it off and said "we should start getting back before the others start to worry"

Miroku agreed and began to descend the slope that they had just went up.

Taking two steps then a third somehow the grass was wetter than before. He tried to slow down but he lost his footing and Sango tried to grab him.

She missed and only caught air.

"Whoops, MIroku, I am falling, WATCH OUT"

Sango and MIroku tumbled and rumbled,tossed and turned, they failed to notice that their clothes were missing as they were quickly descending.

They made it to the bottom with Sango on her unclothed bottom and Miroku's peter inside her vagina.

Sango was beyond embarrassed but Miroku was in total heaven. She pulled he pushed, she pushed he pulled. They continued this dance until he said loudly "I'm about to cum"

Sango was mortified that she was enjoying this ride, she encircled her legs around his waist and both came together screaming each other's name.

In the bushes they didn't hear but they were being watch by some perverts as well.

"What are they doing" the half-demon wondered out loud. He was stroking his cock inside his pants.

"I guess you can say they were fetching water and accidently fell" a red faced Kagome answered playing with her own pussy.

"Wanna go and try it out" said the equally red faced dog boy.

"Lead the way" Kagome said reaching her own self inflicted ecstasy.

The couple trekked up the now dry grassy hill.

Inuyasha mimic everything that Miroku did and Kagome followed what Sango did. Inuyasha turned to leave with Kagome close by ready to leave.

Inuyasha took two steps then a third somehow the grass was wetter than before. He tried to slow down but he lost his footing and Kagome tried to grab him.

She missed and only caught air.

"Whoops, Inuyasha, I am falling, WATCH OUT"

Kagome and Inuyasha tumbled and rumbled, tossed and turned, they failed to notice that their clothes were missing.

They made it to the bottom with Kagome on her unclothed bottom and Inuyasha's huge peter inside her ready vagina.

Unlike the first couple they were enjoying themselves and Inuyasha wore her ass out and made her his mate for life. He rested inside since he knotted; which, guarantee that his mate would pup at least six new pups.

Sadly the story is not over because 9 months later both couples got a surprised when Kagome & Sango's water broke at the exact same time.

In Kaede's hut the women did scream. Kouga heard even that random dude that looked like Hojo did too.

Kagome cursed Inuyasha to hell while Sango promised bodily harm to her now new husband.

After pushing and cursing, and masculinity questioned, Sango gave birth to twin girls name Mei and Jan.

While Sango was done and apologizing for her behavior Kagome was on her third child and still pushing babies out.

Outside the hut our long lost friend Shippo was holding a pool of how many pups would Kagome birthed. He personally betted that six would be born because of his superior nose.

Inuyasha was sitting proud that he got his mate knocked up with so many babes that he too took part in the men games.

Three hours later and five down Shippo was praying that just one more would pop out now.

Kagome puffing and her voice sore thanking Kami that there was no more. She promised her vagina that she would never fuck her horny half demon husband. Even though he had secretly asked his retainer when is the soonest time he could do her again.

Kaede checked on her one more time even though her back was tired. She felt inside and told Kagome one more time. Kagome whimpered "just let it die"

Kagome screamed and involuntary pushed and last came out their last boy child. Five boys and only one girl Inuyasha was a proud papa and Kagome was a tired mama.

Sango and Miroku witnessed the birth of their adopted niece and nephews and thanked Kami that they didn't drink that much because they were just fine with their twins.

Three months later Miroku and Inuyasha found the same well and Miroku went to the sign he saw a year earlier. He removed the vines and read the sign out loud and laughed his ass off with a little pee in the mixture.

Inuyasha went and read it:

Do Not Enter This Water Well Will Have You Fucking If You Drink Guarantee- J&J

"Well that would have been nice to know but I guess we can thank this well because we have our own families from drinking from this well" Miroku said but didn't notice his half demon friend was missing.

"WIND SCAR" Inuyasha roared destroying the well because he has yet been able to fuck his newly acquired mate.

A/N: these are short drabbles that I have done with the Inuyasha Fandom...lol...In the Italics is the pairings that I chose for the particular story. THEY are SHORT I know! This is for a mature audience. I don't own the characters mentioned in these stories just having fun:) I plan on using other fandoms in later chapters...I think I will do at least 10. If you have a favorite nursery rhyme and a funny situation please leave a review and I will try to incorporate it.

Hope you Enjoy!

Until Next Time

M