Feudal Affair

Fade in.

EXT.Dirt Road day (Feudal times)

INUYASHA, KAGOME, SANGO,MIROKU,and SHIPPO trot down a deserted road. The sky full of dark clouds like the mood around them.

Shippo

(depressed)

He got away again.

inuyasha

(scaling)

Just shut up. We don't need any reminding.

Kagome

Well at least we got... more of the jewel...

Inuyasha turns to Kagome.

INUYASHA

So what! NARAKU still got away and guess what, he just going to try and kill us again.

miroku

Well it could be worse.

INUYASHA

How?

MIROKU

It could be rain


THUNDER roars. The sky gets blacker.

MIROKU (cont'd)

ing

Inuyasha's face twitches.

INUYASHA

You were saying.

Kagome cringes.

Sango puts her hand on Inuyasha's shoulder.


Sango

Naraku might live for another day, but so do we. Thats what really matters.

She smiles at Inuyasha.

SANGO (CONT'D)

And we are not stuck out in the rain yet.

Sango points ahead.

A house can now be seen in the distance.

MIROKU

Looks like I may have to save a helpless family by exorcism.

Miroku grins.

Cut to.

INT.Small Japanese Farm house night

A storm rages outside. INUYASHA, KAGOME, SANGO,MIROKU,and SHIPPO are relaxing inside the house.

MIROKU

What luck we had to run into such a generous family.

INUYASHA

(mumbling)

Luck had nothing to do with it.

MIROKU

Did you say something Inuyasha?

INUYASHA

No.

MIROKU

Well its not my fault being a monk has many fringe benefits.

The elder DAUGHTER appeared in the doorway blushing.

Daughter

My father wished to give you his thanks young travelers. Especially to the kind monk.

Miroku leaps over to the Daughter,taking her hands.

MIROKU

It was my pleasure to be of help to house hold full of such elegant ladies.

Daughter face goes completely red.

Sango makes fists, and tenses up.

MIROKU

May I ask you a question?

DAUGHTER

ummm... yes you can brave monk.

MIROKU

Will you bear my children?

The Daughter stumbles as Sango stands.

The Daughter stares up at Miroku.

DAUGHTER

Well, can't we date first.

MIROKU

Well I--

SANGO

--I can't take this anymore.

Sango rushes over and opens the door. The wind and rain fly in.

SANGO

I'm sick of you you perverted monk.

Sango lunges out into the storm. Kagome rushes to the open door. Inuyasha stops her.

INUYASHA

You won't last five minutes out there.

KAGOME

But someone has to stop her.

INUYASHA

I know, but the storm will stop you first.

KAGOME

But...

INUYASHA

Don't worry. I will go get her. You just have to watch Romeo.

EXT. mountain farm land night

Gail force wind roars with the thunder. Rain as thick as fog. The farm land is distorted by raging storm.

Sango runs through the storm. Rain masking here tears.

SANGO

(to self)

Stupid monk never changes. Why did I have to fall for a guy like that?

She stops under a tree.

SANGO

And why did I have to run out in a monsoon. Should have thrown him out.

Sango looks around and notices a small crack in the side of a mountain. She runs over to the cave.

SANGO

Still, I'm not going back yet.

cut to.

INT. small cave night

The cave is full of bottles of rice wine. The lightning outside provides plenty of illumination.

Sango makes herself at home, and breaks open a bottle of wine, and starts to drink.

SANGO

Finally some alone time.

INUYASHA (o.s)

Sorry to disappoint.

SANGO

(started)

Inuyasha?

Inuyasha enters the cave dripping wet.

INUYASHA

Some one had to bring back a certain idiot that ran out into a monsoon.

Inuyyasha points his thumb at himself.

INUYASHA (cont'd)

And who else could track you in the middle of a storm.

Inuyasha looks around at the small cave. Then at Sango with a bottle in her hand.

INUYASHA

What is this place.

SANGO

Looks like the cave was used to hide untaxed wine. Which is perfect. I was just in the need of a drink.

INUYASHA

You should not let the pervert monk's actions get to you like this Sango.

SANGO

I know that. I fell for that idiot after all.

Sango takes a large sip of the rice wine.

SANGO

Why couldn't I have fallen for a more reliable fool like you.

INUYASHA

Your calling me a fool.

SANGO

No, but you are dependable. Its been decades and you have been shot by kikyo yet you still have feelings for her.

INUYASHA

Well Miroku has feelings for you. Even I have feelings for you. So don't get so worked up.

SANGO

You have feelings for me?

Inuyasha blushes.

INUYASHA

Well so does Kagome and Shippo.

Sango stumbles over to Inuyasha and raps her arms around him.

SANGO

But you mentioned your name apart from the others.

INUYASHA

Well I... ahh...

Sango

I am in the mood for a break from that dirty monk tonight Inuyasha. Will you help me.

Inuyasha sniffs the air.

INUYASHA

How much did you have to drink?

SANGO

(slurring)

Enough.

Cut to.

INT. SMALL CAVE NIGHT

Inuyasha and Sango are embraced in a deep romantic kiss. They then pull their lips apart, and gaze into eachothers eyes.

SANGO

What next?

Inuyasha puts his hand between Sango's legs and squeezes. Sango jolts in pleasure.

INUYASHA

What do you think?

Inuyasha tugs away Sango's skirt, and reveals her naked lower body. Her vagina already covered in tears of pleasure and anticipation. Inuyasha lowers himself down.

INUYASHA

Well, I see some one is ready.

SANGO

Shut up. Don't say th

Inuyasha licks her.

SANGO (cont'd)

Ahhh...

Sango whole body starts to shake uncontrollably. Her sexual juices start to ooze out onto Inuyasha's tongue like rivers. He lifts up his head.

INUYASHA

That was rather fast of you. Like it was your first orgasm.

SANGO

(panting)

Well... Its just been awhile.

Sango grabs Inuyasha's arm and pulls him right next to her face.

SANGO

Please, lets stop with the small talk, and move on. I don't know how much longer I can wait.

Inuyasha pulls off his cloths as Sango finishes taking off hers. As she sees his manhood standing straight she starts to blush a deep red.

SANGO

well... are you umm... ready.

Inuyasha pulls Sango into a deep embrace, rubbing both their naked flesh together. He puts his head right next to her ear.

INUYASHA

(whispering)

Yes.

Sango lays down flat and spreads her legs apart. Inuyasha puts himself into position above Sango. He kisses her as he rams home.

SANGO

(screaming)

AHHHHHHH!

Inuyasha's face went pale as he looked back to their love connection to see blood coming out. He then looked into his new lovers face.

INUYASHA

Your a virgin. I thought--

--Sango puts her finger in front of his mouth to silence him.

SANGO

Lets just say this is punishment to the idiot monk.

INUYASHA

But...

SANGO

Please lets not spoil the mood.

Sango hugs Inuyasha tightly, pulling him in deeper.

INUYASHA

Then lets punish him well.

They start to kiss passionately as Inuyasha pushes back and forward. Sango begins to twitch again as her second orgasm occurred.

SANGO

Ahhh... ahhh ahhhhhhh!

INUYASHA

I need to pull out.

Sango raps her arms around Inuyasha's back as tight as she could. Her legs quickly followed suit.

INUYASHA

I can't hold it anymore, I need to... awhhhhhhhh.

There love juices started to mix, as lovers lay next to each other.Both were tired.

INUYASHA

Aren't you worried you'll get pregnant.

SANGO

So what.

INUYASHA

So what, that is all you have to say.

Sango kisses Inuyasha again.

SANGO

I mean, so what else do we have to lose tonight.

Sango grined as Inuyasha blushed.

Cut to.

EXT. out side cave Day

The rain storm has stopped leaving a sunny sky and water dripping trees. BIRDS are chirping.

Inuyasha and Sango walk hand in hand out of the cave.

INUYASHA

So... what should we tell every one.

SANGO

You found me wet and depressed.

Sango moved in front of Inuyasha, and put Inuyasha into lose hug.

SANGO (CONT'D)

Then you improvised.

Fade out.