The Rumor
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The Rumor
The Rumor
Well the first rumor started out with Sesshoumaru having a fetish with chasing his tail and apparently moved onto the fact he liked to chaise tail in general. Then Inuyasha and Kouga had an incurable disease, stupidity, but that was just common knowledge.
Of course the rumors got worse as time went on. Something about Miroku growing hair on both palms, Kouga playing with himself since no one else would, Sesshoumaru’s stalking issues, and Inuyasha’s inability to bathe himself.
The last rumor that was sent out was the worst of all rumors as far as Inuyasha was concerned and yet for some reason it paled in comparison to Sesshoumaru having Jaken as his boyfriend since that rumor was just creepy.
Inuyasha couldn’t go anywhere anymore especially home. At home Miroku and the others just waited for him to walk through the door, but Kagome was going to SIT him until he was black and blue. Sesshoumaru pulled a doozie and for him that was saying something……..well as far as Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kouga thought.
For once Inuyasha was about to beg his brother to take it back, but then he never begged for anything before so why start now?
Sesshoumaru was finally confronted by Inuyasha a month later since it took that long for Inuyasha to think of a way to get Sesshoumaru back for this mess. However, he still had no plan so he was going to wing it and just do as his wife said. Ask for help. It was totally humiliating making part of the rumor if not all of it true.
Inuyasha could handle most rumors, but this one was all out wrong. It affected his prowess as a man. It was like since Sesshoumaru was gay and all he couldn’t like understand what it was to be a man having such a thing over his head. Sesshoumaru might have well of just cut his balls off and handed them to him.
“Stupid Sesshoumaru…….he probably won’t even understand what the problem is.”
Inuyasha muttered to himself or so he thought.
“Little brother do you always talk to yourself or is it that your brain leaks out on occasion?”
Sesshoumaru stated softly with a dead pan serious expression. How was it that the guy could make a damn funny comment and not even crack a slight show of emotion?
“Keh……whatever………”
Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes.
“You wished to speak to me so do so quickly, I have not all day for your brain to catch up with your mouth not that you ever think before you speak.”
Inuyasha was so damn frustrated.
“Can’t you talk like a normal person? All I want to know is…….well hell…….why that rumor?”
Sesshoumaru then smiled widely.
“Oh, that is your dilemma. I see. No I am not taking it back.”
“But Sesshoumaru…..you don’t know how hard it is being a straight married guy……”
Sesshoumaru growled as his claws dripped acid.
“For the billionth time…….I am bisexual Inuyasha!”
Inuyasha shrugged.
“Whatever…………….at least I don’t advertise gay in these cloths…..I look manly…”
Sesshoumaru snarled.
“You look like a mongrel who wishes to be decapitated.”
“Sesshoumaru, I like caffeine in my coffee…..but that ain’t my point.”
Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes. The boy was daft.
“What is your point?”
‘As if I give a damn’ Sesshoumaru muttered.
“My point is unless you are gay you can’t be someone’s bitch. I ain’t gay so I can’t be my wife’s bitch. Do you see the point? Kouga, Miroku, and I discussed this thoroughly and I cannot be Kagome’s bitch even with the beads because I am like straight and you are bicycler.”
Sesshoumaru sighed.
“Inuyasha you are a simpleton. Your wife still has power over you with your collar which I might add is more of a leash, you do what a woman desires rather than think for yourself, and you actually take time to cater to her needs over your own. I would say you are indeed a uke or bitch. You certainly act like one.”
Inuyasha thought about it. Sesshoumaru was right. If he was to be the man of the house he had to start putting his foot down.
“Thanks Sesshoumaru….I guess it takes a bitch to know one and you pegged me right on. I am going to fix this right away.”
At that Sesshoumaru roared and chased Inuyasha all over the forest as the two mud wrestled falling into a large muddy pond after tackling each other. Indeed mud wrestling isn’t just for fans, it is indeed for a bitch of every kind.
Oh and of course Sesshoumaru reminded Inuyasha he made him bisexual as well showing him the error of his ways, so the term bitch was of course left on Inuaysha's ass once again kind of like Barbie with Mattel except in a much more.......less painless way?
Well the first rumor started out with Sesshoumaru having a fetish with chasing his tail and apparently moved onto the fact he liked to chaise tail in general. Then Inuyasha and Kouga had an incurable disease, stupidity, but that was just common knowledge.
Of course the rumors got worse as time went on. Something about Miroku growing hair on both palms, Kouga playing with himself since no one else would, Sesshoumaru’s stalking issues, and Inuyasha’s inability to bathe himself.
The last rumor that was sent out was the worst of all rumors as far as Inuyasha was concerned and yet for some reason it paled in comparison to Sesshoumaru having Jaken as his boyfriend since that rumor was just creepy.
Inuyasha couldn’t go anywhere anymore especially home. At home Miroku and the others just waited for him to walk through the door, but Kagome was going to SIT him until he was black and blue. Sesshoumaru pulled a doozie and for him that was saying something……..well as far as Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kouga thought.
For once Inuyasha was about to beg his brother to take it back, but then he never begged for anything before so why start now?
Sesshoumaru was finally confronted by Inuyasha a month later since it took that long for Inuyasha to think of a way to get Sesshoumaru back for this mess. However, he still had no plan so he was going to wing it and just do as his wife said. Ask for help. It was totally humiliating making part of the rumor if not all of it true.
Inuyasha could handle most rumors, but this one was all out wrong. It affected his prowess as a man. It was like since Sesshoumaru was gay and all he couldn’t like understand what it was to be a man having such a thing over his head. Sesshoumaru might have well of just cut his balls off and handed them to him.
“Stupid Sesshoumaru…….he probably won’t even understand what the problem is.”
Inuyasha muttered to himself or so he thought.
“Little brother do you always talk to yourself or is it that your brain leaks out on occasion?”
Sesshoumaru stated softly with a dead pan serious expression. How was it that the guy could make a damn funny comment and not even crack a slight show of emotion?
“Keh……whatever………”
Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes.
“You wished to speak to me so do so quickly, I have not all day for your brain to catch up with your mouth not that you ever think before you speak.”
Inuyasha was so damn frustrated.
“Can’t you talk like a normal person? All I want to know is…….well hell…….why that rumor?”
Sesshoumaru then smiled widely.
“Oh, that is your dilemma. I see. No I am not taking it back.”
“But Sesshoumaru…..you don’t know how hard it is being a straight married guy……”
Sesshoumaru growled as his claws dripped acid.
“For the billionth time…….I am bisexual Inuyasha!”
Inuyasha shrugged.
“Whatever…………….at least I don’t advertise gay in these cloths…..I look manly…”
Sesshoumaru snarled.
“You look like a mongrel who wishes to be decapitated.”
“Sesshoumaru, I like caffeine in my coffee…..but that ain’t my point.”
Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes. The boy was daft.
“What is your point?”
‘As if I give a damn’ Sesshoumaru muttered.
“My point is unless you are gay you can’t be someone’s bitch. I ain’t gay so I can’t be my wife’s bitch. Do you see the point? Kouga, Miroku, and I discussed this thoroughly and I cannot be Kagome’s bitch even with the beads because I am like straight and you are bicycler.”
Sesshoumaru sighed.
“Inuyasha you are a simpleton. Your wife still has power over you with your collar which I might add is more of a leash, you do what a woman desires rather than think for yourself, and you actually take time to cater to her needs over your own. I would say you are indeed a uke or bitch. You certainly act like one.”
Inuyasha thought about it. Sesshoumaru was right. If he was to be the man of the house he had to start putting his foot down.
“Thanks Sesshoumaru….I guess it takes a bitch to know one and you pegged me right on. I am going to fix this right away.”
At that Sesshoumaru roared and chased Inuyasha all over the forest as the two mud wrestled falling into a large muddy pond after tackling each other. Indeed mud wrestling isn’t just for fans, it is indeed for a bitch of every kind.
Oh and of course Sesshoumaru reminded Inuyasha he made him bisexual as well showing him the error of his ways, so the term bitch was of course left on Inuaysha's ass once again kind of like Barbie with Mattel except in a much more.......less painless way?