Tastes Like Chicken
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InuYasha › Yaoi - Male/Male › InuYasha/Sesshōmaru
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Adult +
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1,577
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8
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Tastes Like Chicken
It Tastes Like Chicken
Inuyasha had a lot of questions for Sesshoumaru. However the only time he was allowed to ask such things was when they fought so he had to go out of his way to piss Sesshoumaru off.
This week he decided to call Jaken Sesshoumaru’s boyfriend and spread it around the local villages. If that didn’t piss of his brother nothing would. Then again calling him a lurking stalker had worked last week and that had really pissed off Sesshoumaru. Not as bad though as when he was called a pervert voyeur who watched people bathe. That one had been the best.
Sesshoumaru this time though was taking forever to show up. No white ball of energy swirling his direction, no Fluff strangling the life out of him or arm with clawed fingers doing the same.
It was time to go search out his brother.
When he reached the spot where his brother was located there was only a spit with meat being roasted. Ah-Un was there but no Rin or Jaken.
The burden beast lifted its heads to strike the enemy until they realized it was only Inuyasha. Then they lay their massive heads down to rest again.
Inuyasha leaned against the tree wondering what was taking his stalking creepy brother so damn long when suddenly the smell of the meat was too much for him.
Inuyasha went over to the spit and casually ripped off a piece of meat. Eating the delicious meat, Inuyasha figured what the hell. His brother was already pissed off most likely so he finished the rest.
Sesshoumaru watched his brother from a distance smirking since his plan was perfect. His little brother was going to pay and once his rumors were spread across the lands Inuyasha would never want to show his face in public again.
Stalking up to his little brother rather stealthily he smirked at the boy.
“Enjoyed the meat I see Inuyasha……you do indeed have interesting tastes in cuisine. I however, was still hunting for something more filling……”
Inuyasha smiled.
“Oh, chicken is too good for you huh?”
Sesshoumaru shrugged and smiled.
“Sure, Inuyasha if that is what you think it is.”
Inuyasha swallowed hard.
“What was it……”
Sesshoumaru held out two kimonos. One Rin’s and one Jaken’s.
“A little of both or maybe one. Your pick of course.”
Inuyasha’s jaw dropped. No way! There was no way in hell he killed his ward and….well maybe Jaken……
“You don’t eat human food.”
Inuyasha stated firmly.
“Who says I do? I do have a taste for humans though on occasion……you never asked me what I ate. I mean that is why you are here; trying to anger me is it not?”
Inuyasha swallowed hard.
“Oh, you heard about that……”
Sesshoumaru smiled even wider showing his fangs.
“Why yes…indeed I did. Couldn’t leave evidence that this could be a possibility so I removed the problem. You got rid of the evidence so now I am free to do as I see fit. You see I only have one….interest.”
Inuyasha freaked out as Sesshoumaru came face to face with him in seconds.
“One?”
Inuyasha squeaked.
Sesshoumaru rubbed noses with Inuyasha smirking.
“Yes…..can you guess little brother what my interest is?”
Inuyasha felt like he was going to pass out.
“Me?”
Sesshoumaru laughed heartily.
“You are too amusing……but no. Killing you perhaps, but no…….I think I could use desert……”
Sesshoumaru changed forms and chased Inuyasha into a corner. As soon as Inuyasha was trapped Sesshoumaru did the last thing Inuyasha expected. He licked him leaving a long slobber trail upon his person.
Changing back into his normal anal self Sesshoumaru spit out the flavor of his brother.
“You don’t taste like chicken.”
At that Sesshoumaru walked away leaving Inuyasha a soggy mess as Jaken and Rin called out to him leaving Inuyasha with his questions. He was going to have to keep his little brother alive a while longer too. This was too entertaining although next time he would do this after Inuyasha had a bath. Dirty hanyou just wasn’t on his menu today.
Inuyasha had a lot of questions for Sesshoumaru. However the only time he was allowed to ask such things was when they fought so he had to go out of his way to piss Sesshoumaru off.
This week he decided to call Jaken Sesshoumaru’s boyfriend and spread it around the local villages. If that didn’t piss of his brother nothing would. Then again calling him a lurking stalker had worked last week and that had really pissed off Sesshoumaru. Not as bad though as when he was called a pervert voyeur who watched people bathe. That one had been the best.
Sesshoumaru this time though was taking forever to show up. No white ball of energy swirling his direction, no Fluff strangling the life out of him or arm with clawed fingers doing the same.
It was time to go search out his brother.
When he reached the spot where his brother was located there was only a spit with meat being roasted. Ah-Un was there but no Rin or Jaken.
The burden beast lifted its heads to strike the enemy until they realized it was only Inuyasha. Then they lay their massive heads down to rest again.
Inuyasha leaned against the tree wondering what was taking his stalking creepy brother so damn long when suddenly the smell of the meat was too much for him.
Inuyasha went over to the spit and casually ripped off a piece of meat. Eating the delicious meat, Inuyasha figured what the hell. His brother was already pissed off most likely so he finished the rest.
Sesshoumaru watched his brother from a distance smirking since his plan was perfect. His little brother was going to pay and once his rumors were spread across the lands Inuyasha would never want to show his face in public again.
Stalking up to his little brother rather stealthily he smirked at the boy.
“Enjoyed the meat I see Inuyasha……you do indeed have interesting tastes in cuisine. I however, was still hunting for something more filling……”
Inuyasha smiled.
“Oh, chicken is too good for you huh?”
Sesshoumaru shrugged and smiled.
“Sure, Inuyasha if that is what you think it is.”
Inuyasha swallowed hard.
“What was it……”
Sesshoumaru held out two kimonos. One Rin’s and one Jaken’s.
“A little of both or maybe one. Your pick of course.”
Inuyasha’s jaw dropped. No way! There was no way in hell he killed his ward and….well maybe Jaken……
“You don’t eat human food.”
Inuyasha stated firmly.
“Who says I do? I do have a taste for humans though on occasion……you never asked me what I ate. I mean that is why you are here; trying to anger me is it not?”
Inuyasha swallowed hard.
“Oh, you heard about that……”
Sesshoumaru smiled even wider showing his fangs.
“Why yes…indeed I did. Couldn’t leave evidence that this could be a possibility so I removed the problem. You got rid of the evidence so now I am free to do as I see fit. You see I only have one….interest.”
Inuyasha freaked out as Sesshoumaru came face to face with him in seconds.
“One?”
Inuyasha squeaked.
Sesshoumaru rubbed noses with Inuyasha smirking.
“Yes…..can you guess little brother what my interest is?”
Inuyasha felt like he was going to pass out.
“Me?”
Sesshoumaru laughed heartily.
“You are too amusing……but no. Killing you perhaps, but no…….I think I could use desert……”
Sesshoumaru changed forms and chased Inuyasha into a corner. As soon as Inuyasha was trapped Sesshoumaru did the last thing Inuyasha expected. He licked him leaving a long slobber trail upon his person.
Changing back into his normal anal self Sesshoumaru spit out the flavor of his brother.
“You don’t taste like chicken.”
At that Sesshoumaru walked away leaving Inuyasha a soggy mess as Jaken and Rin called out to him leaving Inuyasha with his questions. He was going to have to keep his little brother alive a while longer too. This was too entertaining although next time he would do this after Inuyasha had a bath. Dirty hanyou just wasn’t on his menu today.