INU WARS
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InuYasha › Yaoi - Male/Male › InuYasha/Sesshōmaru
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
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2,336
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2
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Currently Reading:
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INU WARS
A long time ago in a galaxy far away there was a group of wandering fools who were as mismatched as a pair of golf pants.
Princess Inuyasha of the forest Inu-boo was stressing out as usual trying to get a message past Darth Sesshoumaru. That sneaking bastard was everywhere though flying around in that ball thingy sneaking up on him.
Going to his trusty flea R Going to Bite You and Miroku See ass to grope oh he tried to send out a message to Totosai Be One in order to avoid her jerk of a perverted brother.
“Hey ya bastard I need to know how to use my sword so it will glow like my stupid brothers and be bigger because size matters to me and I don’t have a fucking complex. Plus I am a guy you stupid narrator.”
So the message was to go into the woods where the tiny bear like people called humans lived to that really weird looking bear miko named Kagome who for some reason could communicate via e mail to Totosai Be One with her laptop computer.
The bear humans could be helpful sometimes to Princess Inuyasha, but were fairly useless against Darth Sesshoumaru.
“I’m a Prince……”
Shut up Inuyasha……
“I ain’t a girl……..”
Could have fooled me pretty boy, anyway so off the flea goes to tell Kagome while Princess Inuyasha with dog ears rather than a bun head goes to get lost in the woods only to be captured by the great all powerful Darth Sesshoumaru.
“I am Lord Sesshoumaru…….not Darth…….What the fuck does Darth mean?”
Well according to my son it means in or some crap like that. So you are like in Sesshoumaru which is true. Darth Sidious was very insidious, Darth Vader was an invader. See so that makes total sense. You are into Inuyasha so you are Insess with a t at the end although I don’t get Darth Maul. Inmaul sounds like a teenage gone wild show.
“WHAT! I ain’t doing my brother!”
Sesshoumaru looked at Inuyasha.
“She meant me doing you Inuyasha. As if I would ever let you top me. Besides, that is overdone don’t you think? Isn’t it time for a straight story about me?”
That won’t get as many hits so shut up Lord of the Fluffy. Besides, you are like bicycle sexual so don’t worry about it. It ain’t like you haven’t peddled yourself out enough with us fan writers.
“She is right you know.”
Princess Inuyasha states.
“I have to admit I like the idea of you being a Princess dog ears. It is so cute and you are such a winey little bitch it suits you.”
At that light sabers are drawn and someone loses an arm again.
“You know Sesshoumaru that you are not supposed to leave arms lying all over the place just because you can regenerate another one in five seconds now that you aren’t after tessaiga.”
“Inuyasha I cut you in half….why are you still talking to me?”
“Cause you used Tensaiga instead of Bakusaiga you baka.”
Sesshoumaru looks at his light saber and frowns.
“Damn it, keep getting them mixed up since they look so much alike.”
Anyway, the dark side loses his arm and then hot sex ensues since the two can’t keep their paws off of each other.
“Ummmmm…….no.”
“Inuyasha is right, he just cut off my arm so I lost the mood. Besides it takes five minutes to grow back and then I might have to strangle you. That is time consuming as you know narrator.”
This bites. Well, there you go folks an epic remake of an epic drama/action/comedy except even more b rated. The End.
Princess Inuyasha of the forest Inu-boo was stressing out as usual trying to get a message past Darth Sesshoumaru. That sneaking bastard was everywhere though flying around in that ball thingy sneaking up on him.
Going to his trusty flea R Going to Bite You and Miroku See ass to grope oh he tried to send out a message to Totosai Be One in order to avoid her jerk of a perverted brother.
“Hey ya bastard I need to know how to use my sword so it will glow like my stupid brothers and be bigger because size matters to me and I don’t have a fucking complex. Plus I am a guy you stupid narrator.”
So the message was to go into the woods where the tiny bear like people called humans lived to that really weird looking bear miko named Kagome who for some reason could communicate via e mail to Totosai Be One with her laptop computer.
The bear humans could be helpful sometimes to Princess Inuyasha, but were fairly useless against Darth Sesshoumaru.
“I’m a Prince……”
Shut up Inuyasha……
“I ain’t a girl……..”
Could have fooled me pretty boy, anyway so off the flea goes to tell Kagome while Princess Inuyasha with dog ears rather than a bun head goes to get lost in the woods only to be captured by the great all powerful Darth Sesshoumaru.
“I am Lord Sesshoumaru…….not Darth…….What the fuck does Darth mean?”
Well according to my son it means in or some crap like that. So you are like in Sesshoumaru which is true. Darth Sidious was very insidious, Darth Vader was an invader. See so that makes total sense. You are into Inuyasha so you are Insess with a t at the end although I don’t get Darth Maul. Inmaul sounds like a teenage gone wild show.
“WHAT! I ain’t doing my brother!”
Sesshoumaru looked at Inuyasha.
“She meant me doing you Inuyasha. As if I would ever let you top me. Besides, that is overdone don’t you think? Isn’t it time for a straight story about me?”
That won’t get as many hits so shut up Lord of the Fluffy. Besides, you are like bicycle sexual so don’t worry about it. It ain’t like you haven’t peddled yourself out enough with us fan writers.
“She is right you know.”
Princess Inuyasha states.
“I have to admit I like the idea of you being a Princess dog ears. It is so cute and you are such a winey little bitch it suits you.”
At that light sabers are drawn and someone loses an arm again.
“You know Sesshoumaru that you are not supposed to leave arms lying all over the place just because you can regenerate another one in five seconds now that you aren’t after tessaiga.”
“Inuyasha I cut you in half….why are you still talking to me?”
“Cause you used Tensaiga instead of Bakusaiga you baka.”
Sesshoumaru looks at his light saber and frowns.
“Damn it, keep getting them mixed up since they look so much alike.”
Anyway, the dark side loses his arm and then hot sex ensues since the two can’t keep their paws off of each other.
“Ummmmm…….no.”
“Inuyasha is right, he just cut off my arm so I lost the mood. Besides it takes five minutes to grow back and then I might have to strangle you. That is time consuming as you know narrator.”
This bites. Well, there you go folks an epic remake of an epic drama/action/comedy except even more b rated. The End.