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InuYasha › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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1
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2
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Groping
Kouga was combing his long black hair having it down for a change and letting it dry in the breeze. Few would recognize him without his trademark pony tail.
“It’s a top knot woman.”
“Whatever, it looks like a pony tail and you are still wrong about the hair thing even if you use Nair instead of a razor like Sesshoumaru.”
So anyway, here we go again.
At the same time I was arguing with Kouga about his lack of body hair, Miroku is wandering through the woods with his best buddy Inuyasha.
“Hey Inuyasha, do you think we were right in getting mated so early in life? I mean think about all the women you and I could have had. We could be studs you and I if we were not mated old men with kids.”
Inuyasha looked at Miroku like an idiot.
“Speak for yourself Miroku. Remember I was with two women at one time and I will tell you it is hell pal. If you are not being sat you are being shot with purifying arrows. Either way it hurts. I am glad to be mated to only one bitch….glad, glad, glad……”
Miroku then stopped Inuyasha.
“Inuyasha those were mean miko women and one you were tricked to mating like I was tricked by Sango. I am talking about women who don’t pin you to trees. Women who would love your ears and play with you in ways that would make the Great Buddha smile down….or possibly frown in envy. Either way I am not talking about women like ours, you know non violent women. Ones that like groping and don’t smack you around.”
Inuyasha didn’t believe such women existed. No, only violent women were in the world. All of them had grudges and they would get him someday for something he did or something they made up that they think he did like Kagome came up with all the time. He was just disciplining Shippo, not stealing his food from him or bonking his head that hard. It was just knocking some sense into the boy just like his brother did to him. All boys needed that from their heroes, not that Sesshoumaru was his hero. The guy was a tall mean pretty gay freak with a Fluffy fetish who adopted human kids for pets and green frogs. Since he wasn’t either he was scum to the jerk, but fact was Inuyasha knew he wasn’t scum. Sesshoumaru was scum, but he would never tell his Fluffy big vain jerk of a brother that since he had his ass kicked enough by other people like Kagome. Stupid beads, stupid women, stupid Sesshoumaru.
Why couldn’t Miroku talk about something more interesting like killing stuff instead of ruining his whole day again?
“Miroku they don’t exist. You are pipe dreaming again so you need to stay out of the incense hut. You have been in there too long pal.”
Miroku sighed and thought about all the women he almost loved before along with all the women he groped before. Each ass had felt better then the first. It was such a gift to have a cursed hand and now he couldn’t use that line anymore. Naraku died and the bastard ruined his life by making him do as promised. Not that he didn’t love Sango, but he loved groping so damn much. He would miss those days.
Sesshoumaru was bending over to pick up his sword that didn’t fall out of his obi. That never happened, it just flew over to this spot to spite him. Suddenly he felt someone grope his ass. This had happened only once before and whomever it was, was going to die.
It smelled like someone he knew quite well, but then again this place always smelled that that little troublemaking jerk.
Picking up his sword he gathered himself together and strode back to his pack. Someday he would find out who that groping bastard was since he swore he could never bend over without someone sneaky pinching, rubbing, or fondling his behind calling him a beautiful girl. He would get them for it too.
Inuyasha continued on talking to Miroku all about groping and why it was a bad idea. He knew that after getting smacked by Kagome just for trying to do public PDA in front of the kids he got stepped on then smacked.
“Ok Miroku, so I groped someone’s ass today and that pretty girl will probably kick my ass if she finds out it was me. That is the fifth time I have seen her and I swear she is doing that to me on purpose.’
“You were right about it being a target when they bend over like that, but it don’t mean it was right.”
As the two walked along Kouga and I stopped arguing long enough to see a very pissed off Fluffy run past to catch up with his little brother who was going to get it. The end.
“It’s a top knot woman.”
“Whatever, it looks like a pony tail and you are still wrong about the hair thing even if you use Nair instead of a razor like Sesshoumaru.”
So anyway, here we go again.
At the same time I was arguing with Kouga about his lack of body hair, Miroku is wandering through the woods with his best buddy Inuyasha.
“Hey Inuyasha, do you think we were right in getting mated so early in life? I mean think about all the women you and I could have had. We could be studs you and I if we were not mated old men with kids.”
Inuyasha looked at Miroku like an idiot.
“Speak for yourself Miroku. Remember I was with two women at one time and I will tell you it is hell pal. If you are not being sat you are being shot with purifying arrows. Either way it hurts. I am glad to be mated to only one bitch….glad, glad, glad……”
Miroku then stopped Inuyasha.
“Inuyasha those were mean miko women and one you were tricked to mating like I was tricked by Sango. I am talking about women who don’t pin you to trees. Women who would love your ears and play with you in ways that would make the Great Buddha smile down….or possibly frown in envy. Either way I am not talking about women like ours, you know non violent women. Ones that like groping and don’t smack you around.”
Inuyasha didn’t believe such women existed. No, only violent women were in the world. All of them had grudges and they would get him someday for something he did or something they made up that they think he did like Kagome came up with all the time. He was just disciplining Shippo, not stealing his food from him or bonking his head that hard. It was just knocking some sense into the boy just like his brother did to him. All boys needed that from their heroes, not that Sesshoumaru was his hero. The guy was a tall mean pretty gay freak with a Fluffy fetish who adopted human kids for pets and green frogs. Since he wasn’t either he was scum to the jerk, but fact was Inuyasha knew he wasn’t scum. Sesshoumaru was scum, but he would never tell his Fluffy big vain jerk of a brother that since he had his ass kicked enough by other people like Kagome. Stupid beads, stupid women, stupid Sesshoumaru.
Why couldn’t Miroku talk about something more interesting like killing stuff instead of ruining his whole day again?
“Miroku they don’t exist. You are pipe dreaming again so you need to stay out of the incense hut. You have been in there too long pal.”
Miroku sighed and thought about all the women he almost loved before along with all the women he groped before. Each ass had felt better then the first. It was such a gift to have a cursed hand and now he couldn’t use that line anymore. Naraku died and the bastard ruined his life by making him do as promised. Not that he didn’t love Sango, but he loved groping so damn much. He would miss those days.
Sesshoumaru was bending over to pick up his sword that didn’t fall out of his obi. That never happened, it just flew over to this spot to spite him. Suddenly he felt someone grope his ass. This had happened only once before and whomever it was, was going to die.
It smelled like someone he knew quite well, but then again this place always smelled that that little troublemaking jerk.
Picking up his sword he gathered himself together and strode back to his pack. Someday he would find out who that groping bastard was since he swore he could never bend over without someone sneaky pinching, rubbing, or fondling his behind calling him a beautiful girl. He would get them for it too.
Inuyasha continued on talking to Miroku all about groping and why it was a bad idea. He knew that after getting smacked by Kagome just for trying to do public PDA in front of the kids he got stepped on then smacked.
“Ok Miroku, so I groped someone’s ass today and that pretty girl will probably kick my ass if she finds out it was me. That is the fifth time I have seen her and I swear she is doing that to me on purpose.’
“You were right about it being a target when they bend over like that, but it don’t mean it was right.”
As the two walked along Kouga and I stopped arguing long enough to see a very pissed off Fluffy run past to catch up with his little brother who was going to get it. The end.