You Know What they Say About Assumptions...
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Adult +
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You Know What they Say About Assumptions...
Title: You Know What They Say About Assumptions…
Author: talonsage
Rating: Adult
Characters: Mention of Inu/Kags, Inu/Mir, Kags/San, San/Mir
Genre, AU/Canon: Canon
Words: 750
Summary: Assumptions make an ass out of you and me.
Warnings: mentions of yaoi and yuri and het sex, no shota or loli. Submitted annyon for week 17 at IYhedonism. *grins* I did my best to hide my normal tone and voice for this prompt.
I succeeded reasonably well. :D
Kagome sighed and poked the fire with the long stick beside her. Unlike most times, today she had left her home in a state of unease that had nothing to do with the amount of school she was missing, or worrying about what new illness Jii-chan was coming up with to hide her absence, or Hojo or her friends.
Sango knew the basics; she wisely kept her counsel, but Inuyasha was confused and ignorant. She hadn't sat him all day, wouldn't fight with him, and barely looked at him. She carried Shippou and shared sighs with Sango as they traveled; then set camp.
Miroku shared confused looks with Inuyasha. He had no idea what was going on with the girls either, and his earlier attempt at extorting Shippou had come up with nothing. The kitsune was also unapprised, but reported Kagome "smelled sad." Inuyasha had grunted at that, he had smelled as much hours ago. But she wouldn't SAY anything!! She wouldn't yell at him or talk, or fight with him…and now at their camp she wouldn't even sit next to him. Fine, he'd sit with Miroku, and they'd go "scout around" if the girls wouldn't let up with this damned overwhelming aura and scent of oppressing worry and upset and silence and sadness.
The group sat in silence for awhile longer before Inuyasha stood up, frustrated and pissy. "Come on Miroku, let's go scout the perimeter. Since no one's gonna fucking talk…" he said pointedly.
Miroku stood and brushed off his robes, hefting his shakajou. "I am inclined to agree, my friend." With another glance at the quiet girls and the now napping Shippou curled up with Kirara , he stalked after Inuyasha, intent on his best friend's ass.
Sango was silent until they couldn't hear the boys anymore. "What did she say Kagome? Tell me exactly."
She sighed and eyed the path the boys had taken. "Kagome," said Sango impatiently. "You heard the dog. He said the magic "s" word. They'll be "busy" at least an hour. You know it. Now tell."
"She said…gods she never talks to me like this Sango, ever!! She noticed the tampons I was taking, because you know…"
"Tampons are the best thing from your time EVER Kagome," said Sango fervently. "Now what did she say?"
"She said, 'I don't know why you're bothering to take those. You aren't fooling me Kagome. I know." Sango gasped. "Yeah, exactly. And then she went on about what a disappointment I am, the example I'm setting for Souta, how I'm never going to finish school…" She shook her head. "She wouldn't even let me say anything. It was horrible. I was crying and everything. So I just left."
"Oh Kami-sama Kagome, I'm so sorry." She put her arms around her best friend-sister and hugged her tight.
They sat close together in the firelight. Kagome didn't cry. She had cried herself out in the well house before coming here. Sango got a brief talk before the guys caught up before. And the boys were busy now, so that freed her and Sango up for some girl talk. She knew what they were up to, and the longer they took, the better.
"So what are you going to do?" Sango asked, scratching Kagome's back in the way she knew the young miko liked.
"I don't know," she sighed, arching forward and hiking her shirt up so Sango could scratch more. "I'll tell you what I'm tempted to do though," she grumped, groaning a little and starting to relax at the scratching.
"What's that" Sango encouraged, still scratching.
"Let Inuyasha do what we both want him to do finally, and not go home until I really AM pregnant!"
Sango grinned, happy to hear the anger in her friend's voice again, and she grabs Kagome's hand and enthuses, "Best fucking idea EVER. And do it so I can see Inuyasha's face when you tell him that."
"Deal," Kagome said. "Keep scratching, kay?"
"Of course. Poor Inuyasha already has it so hard that you like my scratching more than his, you know."
"Well, he's pretty good with his fingers, and I'm not fooled, you're distracting me sis."
"Well, it's working. It's not your fault you're late. We both are, and while I'm not a fucking cock virgin, you still are."
They were silent as Sango scratched, then they looked at each other. "It's gonna be a bitch when it comes," Kagome said. Sango made a face.
"Better than babies," she replied.
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Author: talonsage
Rating: Adult
Characters: Mention of Inu/Kags, Inu/Mir, Kags/San, San/Mir
Genre, AU/Canon: Canon
Words: 750
Summary: Assumptions make an ass out of you and me.
Warnings: mentions of yaoi and yuri and het sex, no shota or loli. Submitted annyon for week 17 at IYhedonism. *grins* I did my best to hide my normal tone and voice for this prompt.
I succeeded reasonably well. :D
Kagome sighed and poked the fire with the long stick beside her. Unlike most times, today she had left her home in a state of unease that had nothing to do with the amount of school she was missing, or worrying about what new illness Jii-chan was coming up with to hide her absence, or Hojo or her friends.
Sango knew the basics; she wisely kept her counsel, but Inuyasha was confused and ignorant. She hadn't sat him all day, wouldn't fight with him, and barely looked at him. She carried Shippou and shared sighs with Sango as they traveled; then set camp.
Miroku shared confused looks with Inuyasha. He had no idea what was going on with the girls either, and his earlier attempt at extorting Shippou had come up with nothing. The kitsune was also unapprised, but reported Kagome "smelled sad." Inuyasha had grunted at that, he had smelled as much hours ago. But she wouldn't SAY anything!! She wouldn't yell at him or talk, or fight with him…and now at their camp she wouldn't even sit next to him. Fine, he'd sit with Miroku, and they'd go "scout around" if the girls wouldn't let up with this damned overwhelming aura and scent of oppressing worry and upset and silence and sadness.
The group sat in silence for awhile longer before Inuyasha stood up, frustrated and pissy. "Come on Miroku, let's go scout the perimeter. Since no one's gonna fucking talk…" he said pointedly.
Miroku stood and brushed off his robes, hefting his shakajou. "I am inclined to agree, my friend." With another glance at the quiet girls and the now napping Shippou curled up with Kirara , he stalked after Inuyasha, intent on his best friend's ass.
Sango was silent until they couldn't hear the boys anymore. "What did she say Kagome? Tell me exactly."
She sighed and eyed the path the boys had taken. "Kagome," said Sango impatiently. "You heard the dog. He said the magic "s" word. They'll be "busy" at least an hour. You know it. Now tell."
"She said…gods she never talks to me like this Sango, ever!! She noticed the tampons I was taking, because you know…"
"Tampons are the best thing from your time EVER Kagome," said Sango fervently. "Now what did she say?"
"She said, 'I don't know why you're bothering to take those. You aren't fooling me Kagome. I know." Sango gasped. "Yeah, exactly. And then she went on about what a disappointment I am, the example I'm setting for Souta, how I'm never going to finish school…" She shook her head. "She wouldn't even let me say anything. It was horrible. I was crying and everything. So I just left."
"Oh Kami-sama Kagome, I'm so sorry." She put her arms around her best friend-sister and hugged her tight.
They sat close together in the firelight. Kagome didn't cry. She had cried herself out in the well house before coming here. Sango got a brief talk before the guys caught up before. And the boys were busy now, so that freed her and Sango up for some girl talk. She knew what they were up to, and the longer they took, the better.
"So what are you going to do?" Sango asked, scratching Kagome's back in the way she knew the young miko liked.
"I don't know," she sighed, arching forward and hiking her shirt up so Sango could scratch more. "I'll tell you what I'm tempted to do though," she grumped, groaning a little and starting to relax at the scratching.
"What's that" Sango encouraged, still scratching.
"Let Inuyasha do what we both want him to do finally, and not go home until I really AM pregnant!"
Sango grinned, happy to hear the anger in her friend's voice again, and she grabs Kagome's hand and enthuses, "Best fucking idea EVER. And do it so I can see Inuyasha's face when you tell him that."
"Deal," Kagome said. "Keep scratching, kay?"
"Of course. Poor Inuyasha already has it so hard that you like my scratching more than his, you know."
"Well, he's pretty good with his fingers, and I'm not fooled, you're distracting me sis."
"Well, it's working. It's not your fault you're late. We both are, and while I'm not a fucking cock virgin, you still are."
They were silent as Sango scratched, then they looked at each other. "It's gonna be a bitch when it comes," Kagome said. Sango made a face.
"Better than babies," she replied.
owari