It's Stuck
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InuYasha › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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2,253
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6
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It's Stuck
It’s Stuck!
Inuyasha was out in the forest trying to avoid his brother at all costs. He wandered about thinking he was alone when suddenly he came upon another person he really didn’t want to see doing something rather odd. Being bored he had to check it out at least.
“Hey ya wimpy ass wolf what the hell are you doing?”
Kouga growled at Inuyasha.
“Go away mutt, can’t you see I am busy here….ouch! Damn it is stuck.”
Inuyasha went around Kouga to see what he was talking about and about fell over laughing.
“Damn, it sure is……..”
Kouga growled as he pulled at it.
“So what were you doing to get it stuck in the first place?”
Inuyasha stated between boughts of laughter.
“Sesshoumaru and I………..”
Inuyasha stopped laughing and cut Kouga off.
“I don’t want to know what pervy things you and my gay big brother were doing.”
Kouga rolled his eyes.
“It wasn’t like that ya moron…….Sesshoumaru and I were……….”
Inuyasha shrugged.
“Makin’ out and shit? I mean it is completely obvious what you two gay bastards were doing with the way you got yourself stuck. Looking for love in all the wrong places? You know you both are messed up in the head. You both really need a woman.”
Kouga roared this time.
“We were fucking hunting you asshole!”
Inuyasha snorted.
“For what? You two don’t have anything to be bragging about. Any non pervy decent male demon is going to run from you both before ya corrupt them so what the hell were you hunting for? Your brain? It ain’t here. It ran for the hills with the rest of the normal people.”
Kouga snarled.
“You are far from normal you asshole. We were hunting for food since we eat too ya idiot.”
Inuyasha just smirked.
“Sure, keep telling yourself that Kouga and maybe someday someone will believe ya.”
Kouga shrugged. He was arguing with an idiot and the only idiot around who could help him out of this embarrassing situation.
“Well mutt face are you going to help me or just sit there looking stupid?”
Inuyasha thought about it and went to help then thought about something else.
“I can do that on one condition wolf.”
Kouga frowned. Here it comes; there was always a condition with Inuyasha.
“Fine what the hell is it?”
Inuyasha reached into the front of Kouga’s armor pulling out that picture he drew of him.
“I am taking this back. You will destroy any others you made.”
Kouga panicked trying to get the picture back, but it was kind of hard when he was rather stuck in the position he was in.
“Give it back ya mutt! Sesshoumaru will kill me if I lose that!”
Inuyasha tore it into shreds then leaned over looking Kouga in the eyes.
“Oh, you can’t tell me your lover would hurt you now big guy. What kind of a man would he be if he did that to his love muffin?”
Kouga sputtered.
“I am not his love muffin! We just have an on the side relationship that is all. Anyway, who are you to talk being sat all the time! Now help me out! You promised and you got what you wanted.”
Inuyasha tried to help, but it really was stuck.
“How the hell did you get it stuck like that? You are damn lucky your fur kilt doesn’t have zippers or you would really be in for pain. I swear this thing has you by the balls you idiot.”
Inuyasha pulled, but Kouga ended up yelping.
“Hey, be gentle that hurts ya know. It is attached to my body and it is very personal. Do not pull so hard.”
Sesshoumaru came around the corner with Inuyasha and Kouga in a rather awkward position.
“Ah, little brother I see you have come to the dark side. So I was right all along.”
Inuyasha got up from the ground.
“It isn’t what you think it is dumbass.”
Sesshoumaru smirked.
“Not from my point of view.”
Kouga about fed up with this shit yelled.
“Will one of you fucking dog boys help me out or do I need to get someone with half a brain to help me?”
Inuyasha then with a final tug pulled Kouga free.
“OUCH!!!!!”
Kouga roared as that hurt like hell while he petted it tenderly. He was near tears.
“Are you ok Kouga?”
Inuyasha looked at Kouga feeling rather bad. It had to hurt like hell and such a tender thing to hurt. It made him hurt thinking about it. Sesshoumaru winced too.
“NO! I AIN’T OK! I AM RUINED FOR LIFE!”
At that he did break down in tears and Inuyasha had to pat him on the back. Sesshoumaru sighed looking at his own hoping that never happened to him. Getting it stuck in a tree with tree sap on it would just ruin any guy’s day.
“Look I will take you to the village and have Kagome bandage it up. I promise not to laugh. I know that had to hurt and sorry for picking on you.”
Kouga whimpered as he felt the loss of feeling in it.
“I don’t think it is ever going to be the same again. It won’t poke up when I want it to and look at it. It is limp. It won’t even do what I need it to. I might as well forget a mate; they won’t want a wolf who doesn’t work right with a damn thing like this.”
Sesshoumaru huffed.
“Now you are just being dramatic Kouga.”
As they walked back to the camp Kouga whimpered crying the whole way since the only evidence left behind was a bunch of fur and a large bald spot on his poor tail.
Inuyasha was out in the forest trying to avoid his brother at all costs. He wandered about thinking he was alone when suddenly he came upon another person he really didn’t want to see doing something rather odd. Being bored he had to check it out at least.
“Hey ya wimpy ass wolf what the hell are you doing?”
Kouga growled at Inuyasha.
“Go away mutt, can’t you see I am busy here….ouch! Damn it is stuck.”
Inuyasha went around Kouga to see what he was talking about and about fell over laughing.
“Damn, it sure is……..”
Kouga growled as he pulled at it.
“So what were you doing to get it stuck in the first place?”
Inuyasha stated between boughts of laughter.
“Sesshoumaru and I………..”
Inuyasha stopped laughing and cut Kouga off.
“I don’t want to know what pervy things you and my gay big brother were doing.”
Kouga rolled his eyes.
“It wasn’t like that ya moron…….Sesshoumaru and I were……….”
Inuyasha shrugged.
“Makin’ out and shit? I mean it is completely obvious what you two gay bastards were doing with the way you got yourself stuck. Looking for love in all the wrong places? You know you both are messed up in the head. You both really need a woman.”
Kouga roared this time.
“We were fucking hunting you asshole!”
Inuyasha snorted.
“For what? You two don’t have anything to be bragging about. Any non pervy decent male demon is going to run from you both before ya corrupt them so what the hell were you hunting for? Your brain? It ain’t here. It ran for the hills with the rest of the normal people.”
Kouga snarled.
“You are far from normal you asshole. We were hunting for food since we eat too ya idiot.”
Inuyasha just smirked.
“Sure, keep telling yourself that Kouga and maybe someday someone will believe ya.”
Kouga shrugged. He was arguing with an idiot and the only idiot around who could help him out of this embarrassing situation.
“Well mutt face are you going to help me or just sit there looking stupid?”
Inuyasha thought about it and went to help then thought about something else.
“I can do that on one condition wolf.”
Kouga frowned. Here it comes; there was always a condition with Inuyasha.
“Fine what the hell is it?”
Inuyasha reached into the front of Kouga’s armor pulling out that picture he drew of him.
“I am taking this back. You will destroy any others you made.”
Kouga panicked trying to get the picture back, but it was kind of hard when he was rather stuck in the position he was in.
“Give it back ya mutt! Sesshoumaru will kill me if I lose that!”
Inuyasha tore it into shreds then leaned over looking Kouga in the eyes.
“Oh, you can’t tell me your lover would hurt you now big guy. What kind of a man would he be if he did that to his love muffin?”
Kouga sputtered.
“I am not his love muffin! We just have an on the side relationship that is all. Anyway, who are you to talk being sat all the time! Now help me out! You promised and you got what you wanted.”
Inuyasha tried to help, but it really was stuck.
“How the hell did you get it stuck like that? You are damn lucky your fur kilt doesn’t have zippers or you would really be in for pain. I swear this thing has you by the balls you idiot.”
Inuyasha pulled, but Kouga ended up yelping.
“Hey, be gentle that hurts ya know. It is attached to my body and it is very personal. Do not pull so hard.”
Sesshoumaru came around the corner with Inuyasha and Kouga in a rather awkward position.
“Ah, little brother I see you have come to the dark side. So I was right all along.”
Inuyasha got up from the ground.
“It isn’t what you think it is dumbass.”
Sesshoumaru smirked.
“Not from my point of view.”
Kouga about fed up with this shit yelled.
“Will one of you fucking dog boys help me out or do I need to get someone with half a brain to help me?”
Inuyasha then with a final tug pulled Kouga free.
“OUCH!!!!!”
Kouga roared as that hurt like hell while he petted it tenderly. He was near tears.
“Are you ok Kouga?”
Inuyasha looked at Kouga feeling rather bad. It had to hurt like hell and such a tender thing to hurt. It made him hurt thinking about it. Sesshoumaru winced too.
“NO! I AIN’T OK! I AM RUINED FOR LIFE!”
At that he did break down in tears and Inuyasha had to pat him on the back. Sesshoumaru sighed looking at his own hoping that never happened to him. Getting it stuck in a tree with tree sap on it would just ruin any guy’s day.
“Look I will take you to the village and have Kagome bandage it up. I promise not to laugh. I know that had to hurt and sorry for picking on you.”
Kouga whimpered as he felt the loss of feeling in it.
“I don’t think it is ever going to be the same again. It won’t poke up when I want it to and look at it. It is limp. It won’t even do what I need it to. I might as well forget a mate; they won’t want a wolf who doesn’t work right with a damn thing like this.”
Sesshoumaru huffed.
“Now you are just being dramatic Kouga.”
As they walked back to the camp Kouga whimpered crying the whole way since the only evidence left behind was a bunch of fur and a large bald spot on his poor tail.