The Real Reason That Sesshoumaru and Kouga Hate In
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The Real Reason That Sesshoumaru and Kouga Hate In
Sesshoumaru was lurking about the forest as usual. At least that is what Inuyasha thought. In Sesshoumaru’s mind he was just surveying his lands as usual walking his normal pace. Inuyasha decided to confront his elder brother just for fun since he was bored and getting his ass kicked by Sesshoumaru hadn’t happened in a while.
“Hey Sesshoumaru whatcha doin here in my forest ya bastard? Picken up more human kids to keep as pets ya woman.”
Sesshoumaru looked warily at Inuyasha.
“You just want to die even more today than last week don’t you half breed?”
Inuyasha thought about it. Was it only last week that they fought each other? Seemed like months. Oh well.
“I came to kick you out of my forest since ya keep lurking around here since Naraku died like you have nothin better to do.”
Sesshoumaru growled.
“These are my lands or did you forget your place again Inuyasha? Just because humans are idiots and named the place after you does not mean they belong to you.”
Suddenly a swirl of dust showed up whacking Inuyasha on the back of the head.
“Hey mutt face. Knew I would find you around here somewhere. So do you have em?”
Inuyasha smirked.
“Maybe I do and maybe I don’t.”
Sesshoumaru looked at Kouga as if surprised to see him.
“Go your own way wolf before I sharpen my claws on you.”
Kouga looked at Inuyasha and smiled.
“Oh, he doesn’t know does he?”
Sesshoumaru looked at the two of them like they were morons.
“What are you two babbling about? I don’t have time for this. I am leaving.”
Inuyasha pulled out the photos in his kimono.
“I don’t think so big brother. With what I got here I think you might owe me.”
Sesshoumaru looked in horror at the pictures Inuyasha had trying to grasp them out of his hand. It was not for anyone to see.
Inuyasha just shrugged giving the wolf and his brother the photos.
“You know I can make more right? So what are you two going to do for me?”
Sesshoumaru slumped to the ground. His asshole little brother had him by the balls this time and Kouga frowned too.
“Hey, this doesn’t even show my good side you jerk. I thought that you were serious about blackmailing me. I could give a rats ass about this. You wasted my time over these?”
With that Inuyasha pulled out one more and Kouga’s face dropped.
“You wouldn’t……I mean I thought we were friends……”
Sesshoumaru swallowed hard.
“Where did you get these?”
Inuyasha smirked.
“That is for me to know and for you to pay me for. Now I want to not ever have to hunt for my wife again. Oh, and you are taking Rin to the castle since she wants to hang out with you for a while big bro. She is starting to grate on my nerves about how great you are. It is sickening the way she goes on and on forever about you. What did you do to the kid? Lie? Then there are those drawings you have of me I want back you pervert. Just because you raised me doesn’t mean Kagome needs to see them.”
Sesshoumaru handed Inuyasha his baby book after teleporting himself back to the castle then returning in a flash.
“There, now I want the negatives Inuyasha.”
Inuyasha sighed.
“But Sesshoumaru you are so damn cute in these pictures. It shows you have a heart.”
Inuyasha smirked at the picture of Sess holding his teddy bear and talking to it.
“INUYASHA! I AM NOT KIDDING! I WILL KILL YOU THIS TIME AND I MEAN IT!”
Sesshoumaru roared as his eyes bled red.
“Fine, have a cow why don’t cha and what do you mean that I have nothing to black mail you with wolf?”
Kouga looked at the make out pictures with Sesshoumaru.
“I am bi and everyone knows Sesshoumaru is gay so what is the big deal?”
Sesshoumaru looked at Inuyasha with his fists clenching.
“Kouga, Inuyasha cuddles with people at night groping them. He is gay. I am bi like you as we all know. Inuyasha is a gay homophobe since he denies himself that he is really the one coming out of the closet.”
Inuyasha shrugged.
“So I am happy with my wife. At least I have one.”
Sesshoumaru was going to bust a gasket.
“Hey, what is the big deal Sesshoumaru? Ayame is with another so we are confirmed bachelors. Inuyasha is the one that gets sat all the damn time.”
Inuyasha frowned and then smirked at a new picture of Kouga.
“Are you absolutely certain I have nothing to blackmail you two with anymore?”
Inuyasha showed them a new picture as he took off with two demons chasing him all over his forest. That was the last time Inuyasha was allowed a camera ever again as Sesshoumaru crushed it pinning Inuyasha to the ground.
“You are dead……”
Kouga growled grabbing the picture.
“This was a very private moment, and so what if we like pink.”
Inuyasha laughed at that.
“I have about a hundred more at home plastered on Kagome’s walls. The whole village will know if you don’t let me up Sesshoumaru.”
Sesshoumaru snarled letting Inuyasha go.
“Hey Sesshoumaru, now I know why you hate him. Inuyasha can’t ever take a good picture. I mean look at us. Is that really you? I mean you haven’t grown boobs recently have ya?”
Inuyasha’s face went white.
“No they are real.”
Sesshoumaru smirked then used his acid to melt the picture.
“Consider yourself lucky Inuyasha. In fact Kouga, shall we give the little punk some training lessons?”
Kouga stalked Inuyasha with a feral grin. Inuyasha tried to run, but instead he was picked up by his big brother then ended up bare assed being spanked while Kouga got out his art pad.
“This is a rather fetching look for you Inuyasha. I really like this. Sesshoumaru make sure you get the baby book back.”
Inuyasha struggled as Sesshoumaru smiled whacking that behind until it was beet red.
“Oh and for your information Inuyasha. Yes I did look and even now I like what I see even if I do hate your cute little ass. You will never spy on me again unless you want me to have my way with you and I will even let Kouga join in. I just know you want us to.”
Inuyasha screamed in horror and pain. His worst nightmare was true.
“Lemme go! Lemme go! I am going to scream rape! Lemme go!”
Kouga just smiled as he kept drawing and he would indeed hold this against Inuyasha for the rest of his life. Sesshoumaru was having the time of his life and now Inuyasha would indeed be scared for life in more than one way.
“Hey Sesshoumaru whatcha doin here in my forest ya bastard? Picken up more human kids to keep as pets ya woman.”
Sesshoumaru looked warily at Inuyasha.
“You just want to die even more today than last week don’t you half breed?”
Inuyasha thought about it. Was it only last week that they fought each other? Seemed like months. Oh well.
“I came to kick you out of my forest since ya keep lurking around here since Naraku died like you have nothin better to do.”
Sesshoumaru growled.
“These are my lands or did you forget your place again Inuyasha? Just because humans are idiots and named the place after you does not mean they belong to you.”
Suddenly a swirl of dust showed up whacking Inuyasha on the back of the head.
“Hey mutt face. Knew I would find you around here somewhere. So do you have em?”
Inuyasha smirked.
“Maybe I do and maybe I don’t.”
Sesshoumaru looked at Kouga as if surprised to see him.
“Go your own way wolf before I sharpen my claws on you.”
Kouga looked at Inuyasha and smiled.
“Oh, he doesn’t know does he?”
Sesshoumaru looked at the two of them like they were morons.
“What are you two babbling about? I don’t have time for this. I am leaving.”
Inuyasha pulled out the photos in his kimono.
“I don’t think so big brother. With what I got here I think you might owe me.”
Sesshoumaru looked in horror at the pictures Inuyasha had trying to grasp them out of his hand. It was not for anyone to see.
Inuyasha just shrugged giving the wolf and his brother the photos.
“You know I can make more right? So what are you two going to do for me?”
Sesshoumaru slumped to the ground. His asshole little brother had him by the balls this time and Kouga frowned too.
“Hey, this doesn’t even show my good side you jerk. I thought that you were serious about blackmailing me. I could give a rats ass about this. You wasted my time over these?”
With that Inuyasha pulled out one more and Kouga’s face dropped.
“You wouldn’t……I mean I thought we were friends……”
Sesshoumaru swallowed hard.
“Where did you get these?”
Inuyasha smirked.
“That is for me to know and for you to pay me for. Now I want to not ever have to hunt for my wife again. Oh, and you are taking Rin to the castle since she wants to hang out with you for a while big bro. She is starting to grate on my nerves about how great you are. It is sickening the way she goes on and on forever about you. What did you do to the kid? Lie? Then there are those drawings you have of me I want back you pervert. Just because you raised me doesn’t mean Kagome needs to see them.”
Sesshoumaru handed Inuyasha his baby book after teleporting himself back to the castle then returning in a flash.
“There, now I want the negatives Inuyasha.”
Inuyasha sighed.
“But Sesshoumaru you are so damn cute in these pictures. It shows you have a heart.”
Inuyasha smirked at the picture of Sess holding his teddy bear and talking to it.
“INUYASHA! I AM NOT KIDDING! I WILL KILL YOU THIS TIME AND I MEAN IT!”
Sesshoumaru roared as his eyes bled red.
“Fine, have a cow why don’t cha and what do you mean that I have nothing to black mail you with wolf?”
Kouga looked at the make out pictures with Sesshoumaru.
“I am bi and everyone knows Sesshoumaru is gay so what is the big deal?”
Sesshoumaru looked at Inuyasha with his fists clenching.
“Kouga, Inuyasha cuddles with people at night groping them. He is gay. I am bi like you as we all know. Inuyasha is a gay homophobe since he denies himself that he is really the one coming out of the closet.”
Inuyasha shrugged.
“So I am happy with my wife. At least I have one.”
Sesshoumaru was going to bust a gasket.
“Hey, what is the big deal Sesshoumaru? Ayame is with another so we are confirmed bachelors. Inuyasha is the one that gets sat all the damn time.”
Inuyasha frowned and then smirked at a new picture of Kouga.
“Are you absolutely certain I have nothing to blackmail you two with anymore?”
Inuyasha showed them a new picture as he took off with two demons chasing him all over his forest. That was the last time Inuyasha was allowed a camera ever again as Sesshoumaru crushed it pinning Inuyasha to the ground.
“You are dead……”
Kouga growled grabbing the picture.
“This was a very private moment, and so what if we like pink.”
Inuyasha laughed at that.
“I have about a hundred more at home plastered on Kagome’s walls. The whole village will know if you don’t let me up Sesshoumaru.”
Sesshoumaru snarled letting Inuyasha go.
“Hey Sesshoumaru, now I know why you hate him. Inuyasha can’t ever take a good picture. I mean look at us. Is that really you? I mean you haven’t grown boobs recently have ya?”
Inuyasha’s face went white.
“No they are real.”
Sesshoumaru smirked then used his acid to melt the picture.
“Consider yourself lucky Inuyasha. In fact Kouga, shall we give the little punk some training lessons?”
Kouga stalked Inuyasha with a feral grin. Inuyasha tried to run, but instead he was picked up by his big brother then ended up bare assed being spanked while Kouga got out his art pad.
“This is a rather fetching look for you Inuyasha. I really like this. Sesshoumaru make sure you get the baby book back.”
Inuyasha struggled as Sesshoumaru smiled whacking that behind until it was beet red.
“Oh and for your information Inuyasha. Yes I did look and even now I like what I see even if I do hate your cute little ass. You will never spy on me again unless you want me to have my way with you and I will even let Kouga join in. I just know you want us to.”
Inuyasha screamed in horror and pain. His worst nightmare was true.
“Lemme go! Lemme go! I am going to scream rape! Lemme go!”
Kouga just smiled as he kept drawing and he would indeed hold this against Inuyasha for the rest of his life. Sesshoumaru was having the time of his life and now Inuyasha would indeed be scared for life in more than one way.