Sex Ed
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Category:
InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,910
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
C'mere, Classy, Classy, Classy!
Harmony: Ok, this is a really, really, awesome idea we had.
Rika: I'll say.
(They face Inu & gang)
Inu: What are you two going to do to us now?
Miroku: Yes, the two of you have a rather, um, EVIL approach whenever the two of you come upon us.
Harmony: Miroku, don't say that. That sounds so.. Hentai-ish.
Rika: I'll say.
Harmony: Would you quit saying that? God, you pick one thing and you just say it fifty million freaking times in the entire fic!
(They all stare at her, scared)
Inu: Someone's a little cranky today.
(Harmony draws her sword and holds the point up to Inu's neck)
Harmony: Say that again, mutt, I dare you.
(Inu nervously shakes his head)
Inu: No thanks. I'm good. I don't like dares.
Rika: Anyway, Me and Harmony don't own any of the Inu characters. We pretty much DO own what goes on in this fic. And, guys, try not to make Harmony mad.
Inu: Why's she so mad?
Rika: They canceled InuYasha, which was her favorite anime show, besides Trigun and Cowboy Bebop.
Harmony: EVIL BASTARDS!! DIE, ADULT SWIM, DIE!!
Kagome: They canceled us?
Sango: That sucks.
Rika: I know.
(((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))
(Inu, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Shippo, Sesshomaru, Rin, Kikyo, Koga, and Jaken are all sitting in desks in a classroom with a chalkboard. Harmony and Rika are standing in front of the chalkboard)
Harmony: Good morning, class.
Inu: What do you mean, 'class'?
(Harmony draws her sword and growls)
Harmony: Screw you, InuYasha!
(Rika grabs Harmony around the waist and pulls her back before she can jump at Inu. Harmony struggles and shoves Rika away, then attacks Inu)
Rika: Harmony-chan, SIT!!
(Harmony stops in surprise and looks down at her beads, which are glowing. She drops to the ground)
(Inu & gang stare)
Kagome: I didn't know you could do that.
Rika: Well, I'm a Miko too. And Harmony's a youkai, so I can control her with the same kind of magic you control Inu-chan with.
Inu: Why do you still call me 'Inu-chan'? I hate you.
Harmony: Watch your tongue, mutt!
Inu: Make me watch it, Bunny-girl!
(Harmony's bunny ears go back, and she growls)
Harmony: DIE!!
Rika: SIT!!
Harmony: 'THUD!'
Kagome: I didn't know rabbits could growl.
Rika: Rabbits can't. That was her imitation of InuYasha.
Inu: Hey!
Sesshomaru: Excuse me?
Harmony: What?
Sessh: Why are we here?
Harmony: This is sex ed! Deal with it! Cause you guys need it.
Inu: We don't need it!
Kagome: InuYasha and Kikyo seriously need it.
Inu: What?
Kikyo: No way!
Sango: Miroku's the one who needs it.
Miroku: Yes, I have to agree with Sango on that one.
(Sango gasps and slaps him)
Sango: Hentai!
Harmony: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!! JUST SHUT UP!!
(Everyone shuts up and stares at Harmony, scared)
Harmony: SIT DOWN, ALL OF YOU!!
(Everyone sits down, except for InuYasha, who kisses the dirt)
Harmony: InuYasha!!
Inu: What, what did I ever do to you?
Harmony: SIT!!
(Inu kisses the dirt again)
Inu: How come you can do that? I thought only Kagome can do that.
Harmony: This is my fic, and I can do anything I want! So..
(Harmony smiles evilly)
Harmony: SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITS ITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSI TSITSIT!!
(Inu kisses the dirt in China)
Rika: Holy st. Harmony's lost her mind.
Shippo: Not even Kagome could get THAT mad at InuYasha.
((((((((((((())))))))))))
Rika: Well, guys sorry that we didn't get to the actual class in that chapter, but we will in the next one.
(Inu, Miroku, Sessh, and Koga are holding Harmony on the ground. She's struggling and trying to get free)
Harmony: D you!! Let me go!! SIT!!
Inu: 'THUD!'
Koga: Hold her down!
Miroku: She's gone nuts!
Kikyo: D, this is amusing.
Kagome: I know, isn't it?
Sango: Wonder how many times she'll use the 's' word on InuYasha before she actually gets up.
Kagome: I don't know.
Rika: Ok, we'll be getting to the sex ed class in the next chapter. Ok? Ok.
Rika: I'll say.
(They face Inu & gang)
Inu: What are you two going to do to us now?
Miroku: Yes, the two of you have a rather, um, EVIL approach whenever the two of you come upon us.
Harmony: Miroku, don't say that. That sounds so.. Hentai-ish.
Rika: I'll say.
Harmony: Would you quit saying that? God, you pick one thing and you just say it fifty million freaking times in the entire fic!
(They all stare at her, scared)
Inu: Someone's a little cranky today.
(Harmony draws her sword and holds the point up to Inu's neck)
Harmony: Say that again, mutt, I dare you.
(Inu nervously shakes his head)
Inu: No thanks. I'm good. I don't like dares.
Rika: Anyway, Me and Harmony don't own any of the Inu characters. We pretty much DO own what goes on in this fic. And, guys, try not to make Harmony mad.
Inu: Why's she so mad?
Rika: They canceled InuYasha, which was her favorite anime show, besides Trigun and Cowboy Bebop.
Harmony: EVIL BASTARDS!! DIE, ADULT SWIM, DIE!!
Kagome: They canceled us?
Sango: That sucks.
Rika: I know.
(((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))
(Inu, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Shippo, Sesshomaru, Rin, Kikyo, Koga, and Jaken are all sitting in desks in a classroom with a chalkboard. Harmony and Rika are standing in front of the chalkboard)
Harmony: Good morning, class.
Inu: What do you mean, 'class'?
(Harmony draws her sword and growls)
Harmony: Screw you, InuYasha!
(Rika grabs Harmony around the waist and pulls her back before she can jump at Inu. Harmony struggles and shoves Rika away, then attacks Inu)
Rika: Harmony-chan, SIT!!
(Harmony stops in surprise and looks down at her beads, which are glowing. She drops to the ground)
(Inu & gang stare)
Kagome: I didn't know you could do that.
Rika: Well, I'm a Miko too. And Harmony's a youkai, so I can control her with the same kind of magic you control Inu-chan with.
Inu: Why do you still call me 'Inu-chan'? I hate you.
Harmony: Watch your tongue, mutt!
Inu: Make me watch it, Bunny-girl!
(Harmony's bunny ears go back, and she growls)
Harmony: DIE!!
Rika: SIT!!
Harmony: 'THUD!'
Kagome: I didn't know rabbits could growl.
Rika: Rabbits can't. That was her imitation of InuYasha.
Inu: Hey!
Sesshomaru: Excuse me?
Harmony: What?
Sessh: Why are we here?
Harmony: This is sex ed! Deal with it! Cause you guys need it.
Inu: We don't need it!
Kagome: InuYasha and Kikyo seriously need it.
Inu: What?
Kikyo: No way!
Sango: Miroku's the one who needs it.
Miroku: Yes, I have to agree with Sango on that one.
(Sango gasps and slaps him)
Sango: Hentai!
Harmony: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!! JUST SHUT UP!!
(Everyone shuts up and stares at Harmony, scared)
Harmony: SIT DOWN, ALL OF YOU!!
(Everyone sits down, except for InuYasha, who kisses the dirt)
Harmony: InuYasha!!
Inu: What, what did I ever do to you?
Harmony: SIT!!
(Inu kisses the dirt again)
Inu: How come you can do that? I thought only Kagome can do that.
Harmony: This is my fic, and I can do anything I want! So..
(Harmony smiles evilly)
Harmony: SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITS ITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSI TSITSIT!!
(Inu kisses the dirt in China)
Rika: Holy st. Harmony's lost her mind.
Shippo: Not even Kagome could get THAT mad at InuYasha.
((((((((((((())))))))))))
Rika: Well, guys sorry that we didn't get to the actual class in that chapter, but we will in the next one.
(Inu, Miroku, Sessh, and Koga are holding Harmony on the ground. She's struggling and trying to get free)
Harmony: D you!! Let me go!! SIT!!
Inu: 'THUD!'
Koga: Hold her down!
Miroku: She's gone nuts!
Kikyo: D, this is amusing.
Kagome: I know, isn't it?
Sango: Wonder how many times she'll use the 's' word on InuYasha before she actually gets up.
Kagome: I don't know.
Rika: Ok, we'll be getting to the sex ed class in the next chapter. Ok? Ok.