Inuyasha Interviews: Naraku's Interview
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Category:
InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
1
Views:
854
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Inuyasha Interviews: Naraku's Interview
Naraku’s Interview
Interviewer: Welcome to the first of a series of interviews involving the cast of Inuyasha. Our first victim is Naraku. Welcome Naraku. (Interviewer shakes Naraku’s hand.)
Naraku: Hello.
Interviewer: The question on everybody’s mind is when you have the Shikon jewel complete what are you going to do with it?
Naraku: Well I’m going have the jewel grant me my wish.
Interviewer: Which is?
Naraku: To open a successful chain of pizza shops that specializes in mushrooms and pineapples.
Interviewer: (With a very perplexed look on her face.) Okay. Will this pizza chain have a name?
Naraku: It will be called Nutty Naraku’s Pretty Pizza Palace. Kind of catchy isn’t it.
Interviewer: Yes, catchy. Well then, will you tell us who will supply your pizza toppings?
Naraku: I haven’t figured out who will supply most of the toppings yet, but I do have a reliable source for the mushrooms. Shippo.
Interviewer: Shippo??? As in the same Shippo who hangs around Inuyasha’s group Shippo?
Naraku: Yes, that’s the same Shippo.
Interviewer: Okay then. Next question. Why do you wear a white baboon pelt?
Naraku: Because my hero is Vegeta from Dragonball Z and I also pretend to be a super saiyan like him.
Interviewer: Now you’re being ridiculous. Vegeta. Whatever. Let’s try another topic. Okay, how about this. Why are you so fascinated with Kikyo?
Naraku: She’s a forbidden fruit to me. Her being a priestess and me being the sicko that I am. It’s the whole sexual taboo thing.
Interviewer: Now that makes since. I can believe that. Okay, next question. I say a word and you say the next word that comes to mind.
Naraku: Sure.
Interviewer: Blue.
Naraku: Dixie Cup.
Interviewer: (She gives him a weird look.) Buffalo.
Naraku: Chicken wings.
Interviewer: Flower.
Naraku: Popcorn popper.
Interviewer: Rock.
Naraku: Eggs Florentine.
Interviewer: Telephone booth.
Naraku: Doctor Who.
Interviewer: Cube.
Naraku: Borg.
Interviewer: Innie.
Naraku: Inuyasha!
Interviewer: Wha, where?
Naraku: Here.
Interviewer: I don’t see him.
Naraku: She’s cheese and crackers. (Naraku points at the interviewer.)
Interviewer: Knock that shit off!
Naraku: (Starting to sing.) Knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door!
Interviewer: Quit it.
Naraku: Nnn…. No!
Interviewer: This isn’t funny anymore.
Naraku: This isn’t funny anymore.
Interviewer: Stop it.
Naraku: Stop it.
Interviewer: Stop copying me!
Naraku: Stop copying me!
Interviewer: (Pulling out a remote control from her pants pocket.) Okay. That’s it! (Then pushing the big red button. An anvil lands on Naraku’s head knocking him out.) Well that should end this interview. The next interview will be with another cast member from Inuyasha. I just hope it the next interview isn’t as odd as this one, but I have a funny feeling that it will only get worse. Until next time, see you later.
Interviewer: Welcome to the first of a series of interviews involving the cast of Inuyasha. Our first victim is Naraku. Welcome Naraku. (Interviewer shakes Naraku’s hand.)
Naraku: Hello.
Interviewer: The question on everybody’s mind is when you have the Shikon jewel complete what are you going to do with it?
Naraku: Well I’m going have the jewel grant me my wish.
Interviewer: Which is?
Naraku: To open a successful chain of pizza shops that specializes in mushrooms and pineapples.
Interviewer: (With a very perplexed look on her face.) Okay. Will this pizza chain have a name?
Naraku: It will be called Nutty Naraku’s Pretty Pizza Palace. Kind of catchy isn’t it.
Interviewer: Yes, catchy. Well then, will you tell us who will supply your pizza toppings?
Naraku: I haven’t figured out who will supply most of the toppings yet, but I do have a reliable source for the mushrooms. Shippo.
Interviewer: Shippo??? As in the same Shippo who hangs around Inuyasha’s group Shippo?
Naraku: Yes, that’s the same Shippo.
Interviewer: Okay then. Next question. Why do you wear a white baboon pelt?
Naraku: Because my hero is Vegeta from Dragonball Z and I also pretend to be a super saiyan like him.
Interviewer: Now you’re being ridiculous. Vegeta. Whatever. Let’s try another topic. Okay, how about this. Why are you so fascinated with Kikyo?
Naraku: She’s a forbidden fruit to me. Her being a priestess and me being the sicko that I am. It’s the whole sexual taboo thing.
Interviewer: Now that makes since. I can believe that. Okay, next question. I say a word and you say the next word that comes to mind.
Naraku: Sure.
Interviewer: Blue.
Naraku: Dixie Cup.
Interviewer: (She gives him a weird look.) Buffalo.
Naraku: Chicken wings.
Interviewer: Flower.
Naraku: Popcorn popper.
Interviewer: Rock.
Naraku: Eggs Florentine.
Interviewer: Telephone booth.
Naraku: Doctor Who.
Interviewer: Cube.
Naraku: Borg.
Interviewer: Innie.
Naraku: Inuyasha!
Interviewer: Wha, where?
Naraku: Here.
Interviewer: I don’t see him.
Naraku: She’s cheese and crackers. (Naraku points at the interviewer.)
Interviewer: Knock that shit off!
Naraku: (Starting to sing.) Knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door!
Interviewer: Quit it.
Naraku: Nnn…. No!
Interviewer: This isn’t funny anymore.
Naraku: This isn’t funny anymore.
Interviewer: Stop it.
Naraku: Stop it.
Interviewer: Stop copying me!
Naraku: Stop copying me!
Interviewer: (Pulling out a remote control from her pants pocket.) Okay. That’s it! (Then pushing the big red button. An anvil lands on Naraku’s head knocking him out.) Well that should end this interview. The next interview will be with another cast member from Inuyasha. I just hope it the next interview isn’t as odd as this one, but I have a funny feeling that it will only get worse. Until next time, see you later.