Inuyasha Tails

Little Red Inuyasha was skipping through the forests in his bright red fire rat kimono he got from his Pappa who died a long time ago before he was born. He was bringing his basket of Ramen noodles to Grandma Kaede's house after calling her on the cup phone that had two strings attached to paper cups. They were magical so they could communicate from a distance.

"Granny Kaede, is that wench Kagome out of the well yet so she can heat up my Ramen noodles?"

Little Red Inuyasha stated in a sweet childish voice since he was indeed all sugar and spice. Yes the hanyou was indeed everything nice.

"No dear, Kagome is not here yet. She has not finished school yet and I really wish you would not call her wench."

Grandma Kaede stated knowing that her little red Inuyasha always was so concerned over others so that must be why he was asking such a kind question of her.

"Keh......stupid exams......."

Putting the cup back into the water cooler cup holders Little Red Inuyasha heard a growl. He was afraid he had never seen such a big ferocious creature in his life. It was a wolf......demon.

"Give me that basket of food ya mutt face! Kagome told me that was for my pack!"

Little Red Inuyasha did not know what to do. This was really scary and he only had thirty ramen noodle packs that he needed to survive in this wilderness. If Kouga.....I mean the big bad wolf demon took them then they would eat them all! All of his ramen! This could not be happening it had to be a nightmare of the worst kind. No.....it just got worse. The all powerful Lord of the Fluff was here to ruin his day too.

"Little red Inuyasha.......I mean you annoying half demon......I am so out of this story............"

Sesshoumaru left for professional reasons that had to do with associating with stupid people. Kouga and Inuyasha to be precise.

"Sesshoumaru! You bastard! You can't have my ramen or my sword.........oh........he left."

Little Red Inuyasha and Kouga.......I mean the big bad wolf demon looked confused forgetting their lines for a moment. Two hours later.

"Give me that ramen....."

The big bad wolf demon cried out as he roundhouse kicked poor little red Inuyasha. How could he do such a horrible thing to such a sweet tempered kind childish............

"You wimpy ass wolf give me my ramen back!!!!!"

Suddenly there was a loud crash of thunder. A giant black cloud of soot appeared. When it dispersed it was Naraku..........the leach spider thingy........

"I see you have a basket of Ramen Little Red Inuyasha. I have come to leach it!"

Little Red Inuyasha was in a panic, he did not know what to do. He whipped out his giant fang with fuzz on the bottom of it that flowed in the wind. He was going to poke these foes to death. There was no other way to save his precious ramen noodles from such fiends. So bravely he flung his whole body at them both and with great courage received several broken bones and cuts. Still he got the ramen back and ran.......make that flew........jumped real high over the trees. Everyone could see this person and so camouflage was definitely not working in favor of Little Red Inuyasha. I mean you could see him for miles.......hear him in fact. He was really loud.........

After reaching his destination Little Red Inuyasha found that he was beaten to his Grandma Kaede's house by that wimpy wolf Prince Kouga......I mean that bad horrible evil wolf demon that picked on him all the time. I mean all the time calling him really bad names. Worse names then his brother Lord of the Fluff called him. (Sesshoumaru sorry......I just had to add you in here sweetie pie. Don't maim me too much.)

Little Red Inuyasha tried all he could to get past the dust devil thing that looked like a wolf tornado from hell messing up his hair. Kouga.........I mean that evil twister wolf demon fiend stepped out with his pony tail swirling. Then started flirting with sweet innocent wonderful little Red Inuyasha's woman he did not claim because that meant he had feelings for her instead of that dead woman he really really loved. Still this was his jewel shard woman who he loved and who cooked his ramens. Kagome was the girl who he desired almost as much as his beautiful dead girlfriend Kikyo the Soul Stealer. Both women could purify him to death, but he loved them.

Little Red Inuyasha was smitten with love and could not see past their spells loving that Kagome the brave who never gets kidnapped on purpose because she always does what she is told. Kagome was so wonderful and would not sit him unless he was really tired. Kagome knew when Little Red Inuyasha was tired and knew that sitting him would make his whole day so much better. She did this a lot so Little Red Inuyasha just knew the woman he loved second best loved him with her whole heart. The evil bastard cruel wimpy ass wolf demon would not steal his Kagome away since she would not ever let that happen. Kagome promised she would always be at Little Red Inuyasha's side even when she went through the well to her own time because she loved him too much to crowd him.

"Get away from Kagome you stupid wolf!"

Kagome being the wonderful kind hearted person watched as Little Red Inuyasha and the evil bad horrible wolf demon fought each other not saying anything until she saw her beloved Little Red Inuyasha was tired again so she sat him with much love in her voice.

"Inuyasha sit boy!"

Little Red Inuyasha was grateful that the earth was so soft since he really needed that break and it tasted just the same as last time. Full of fiber and all those nutrients he was missing in his diet that Kagome made sure he had plenty of when she let his tired body rest with her bead spell. He so loved his collar.

"Here Kouga have some ramen noodles......you and your pack must be hungry........"

Kagome stated tricked by the manipulation of that flowing swirling pony tail, the fur kilt that swayed in the breeze, and those ice blue eyes that said come hither. Little Red Inuyasha could not see what his sweet Kagome saw in that horrible evil wolf demon at all.

Moral of this story........if you have ramen noodles watch out for wolves and miko's with spells since that had to hurt.

The End.............or is it?

By,

M. E. Jones, aka Vyper