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A Gypsy's Revenge

By: Jessjess
folder InuYasha › General
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A Gypsy's Revenge

A/N: I got a note from a friend of mind about a challenge on AFF, and while I have many issues with spankings this one actually tickled my imagination. I don’t know if this was exactly what InuyashasGypsyGirl wanted, but this is for the reviewer who makes me laugh.

//blah// Inuyasha's real thoughts

A Gypsy’s Revenge

It was all the damned gypsy’s fault, Inuyasha thought while rubbing his butt. It wasn’t like he pushed her into the creek or anything, but no she thought he needed manners because he laughed instead of pulling her out. Then there was that fight, and maybe he shouldn’t have yelled at her, but the mean old bitch asked for it. He gingerly tried to sit on a flat rock and rocket up when he realized that wasn’t going to be happening for a while. Ow….

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He smirked as he walked away from the colorful encampment, that old biddie had actually tried to curse the son of a demon lord! Everyone knew you couldn’t curse a demon! He whistled cheerfully as he walked back to the manor house, it was late and he was hungry.

The kitchens were closing for the night, but Inuyasha managed to swipe something while the head cook wasn’t looking. She’d make sure he had nothing but gruel tomorrow morning until he sweet talked her, but he didn’t feel like another argument tonight. It was a unbreakable rule in his mind to never permanently piss off the person who made your food. A few pranks now and then… that was a different story.

The bread and meat would make a tasty sandwich and nothing was better than swiped foods for dinner, he grinned. He ran across his older brother in the hall, but really, who had the time for that ass? He was always prancing around like he was sooo much better just because he was from father’s first marriage, and he was the heir, and he was a full demon and blah, blah, blah… Basically the only thing the prick had going for him was the fact that he was pretty. Hmm, very pretty… he shook his head. That was weird.

A hand reached out from behind and tapped him on the shoulder, and he whirled around, heart pounding. It was his father.

He opened his mouth to laugh, but, “What the hell, you prick!” came out instead.

“Oh come now, Inuyasha, it was just a joke.” Inutaishou said lightly.

“It’ll be a joke if you ever manage to pull your head out of your ass!” His mouth answered independently. He realized, with a sinking feeling, that maybe being a half demon meant the gypsy’s curse could take hold.

//Oh he was in so much trouble!//

“Inuyasha, that is no way to address your father!” His mother’s voice came from down the hallway.

“Oh, like I’m really going to give a shit what he says!” Inuyasha said scornfully. //He’d really like to shut up now!//

“I believe, madam, that this needs to be addressed privately,” His father said sternly. “I think you and I will take a walk, won’t we?” He grabbed Inuyasha’s arm and took him outside.

Inuyasha managed to stay quiet until they left the house, but; “What do you think you’re doing, cocksucker!” came out as soon at they hit the exit.

His father frowned, but didn’t respond just yet. They walked to the area that his father liked to call his thinking spot, and then he sighed.

“I didn’t think we’d come to this just yet, Inuyasha.” He shook his head “I know that you are growing into a man, but there are things that I cannot allow in my house, and the fact that you felt the need to say them concerns me.”

“Oh, like anything I do concerns you.” Inuyasha scoffed. //Crap! Not what I meant to say, not what I meant to say!//

“That saddens me. We have always been able to talk before.” He sighed.

“No, you talk and I do a parrot impression. ‘Yes, father. Okay, father.’ Woohoo! I’m trained to meet guests!” //I’m dead! This is going to be the impression of me dead!//

“And not only did you address me in a disrespectful manner, but you also mocked your mother.”

“Like that whore has a brain in her head! She’s a better parrot than I am. How else could she trap you into her bed?” //Oh no. Oh gods! Mother’s going to kill me! She has spies everywhere!//

“Inuyasha! There is no reason for you to speak of your mother that way!”

“You mean other than the fact that she exists?” Inuyasha snorted. //Okay, I will use my mental powers to tell you what I’m really saying.//

“Whatever may be happening in your life you will speak of your mother with respect, child!” Inutaishou thundered.

“Sure, I’ll get right on that, shall I?” //Crap! I don’t HAVE mental powers!//

“I was hoping that we could avoid this. I have never had to touch your brother, but he has never reached this level.” He said sadly.

“Like ‘Mr. Perfect’ doesn’t have a bug that crawled up his ass and died! What does he corner the market on the biggest stick up his ass?”

“It pains me to say this, Inuyasha, but come here.”

“Nuh-uh, not on this side of hell, buster. Do I look stupid to you?” //I do, I know I do! I’ve lived a full life, I can die in peace. At least I’ll be young and good looking!//

A strong hand reached out and yanked him down over his father’s knees.

“What kind of kinky shit are you into, old man?” //Oh thank the gods, I’m going to live!//

“This is how my father used to discipline me. I never thought to use it on my own sons, but it seems I have no choice.” He brought his hand down.

“What was that? A love tap? Ooh, I’m quivering with shame!” //Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!//

Smack!

“Watch me cry, boo hoo!” //And I thought my mouth got me in trouble before!//

SMACK!

“OW!” OW!

SMACK!

“I will continue until you feel genuine remorse, Inuyasha.”

“I’m sorry, really.” //I’m sor… hey, we said the same thing!//

“You are merely trying to avoid your punishment.”

SMACK!

“It was the gypsy’s fault!”

“Now you cannot take responsibility for your own actions? I thought better of my sons.”

SMACK!

*sniff* “She cursed me!” He found that his eyes were beginning to water.

“Do not think to fool me, child.”

SMACK!

“I’m sorry!” Inuyasha wailed.

“I think you are beginning to be.”

SMACK!

“Really! I’m sorry! I’ll never do it again!”

SMACK!

“Let us hope not, for I never wish to do this again.” Inutaishou let his son off his knees. “Do you understand why I did this, son?”

*hic* “Yes.” *hic*

“I want a good life for you. I know you are 15, but you will be a man soon. I want you to be a man that all can be proud of.” He said rubbing his hand between Inuyasha’s ears affectionately.

“Yes, Father.”

“Good, now get to bed.”

“Yes, Father.”

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He waited until he turned the corner and then took off. There was no way he was going back to his room. He was sure that Sesshoumaru was just waiting in there to humiliate him. He took off through the rear exit. The night was cool and that was good since his ass was on fire.

He headed toward the river that caused all the trouble earlier. It was all the damned gypsy’s fault, Inuyasha thought while rubbing his butt. It wasn’t like he pushed her into the creek or anything, but no she thought he needed manners because he laughed instead of pulling her out. Then there was that fight, and maybe he shouldn’t have yelled at her, but the mean old bitch asked for it. He gingerly tried to sit on a flat rock and rocketed up when he realized that wasn’t going to be happening for a while. Ow….

“You shall speak nothing but insults to the ones you care for most until true humiliation is achieved.” He mocked.

Humans, they were nothing but trouble. She deserved every bit of it, and while he wasn’t exactly eager to run into her again, he wouldn’t mind watching her get dunked again. Feh, it was late and he was tired. He headed back home. Sesshoumaru was going to wait til tomorrow for his ass kicking.

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Inutaishou walked from the gypsy encampment shaking his head. The old witch was off her rocker, talking to him like that. Why if it wasn’t him they wouldn’t have a place to camp! Someone really needed to put a muzzle on that woman, and how ridiculous! She thought she could curse him, the Lord Of the Western Lands! Shaking his head he headed home….


The End