That's What I Want To Know

A/N I really feel the need to blame this all on Twisted Hilarity. I swear she got me hooked on the whole Inuyasha thing and then instilled vicious plot bunnies inside my head. That and she has a working conspiracy with my phone so when she's up at 3 am typing furiously, she calls, it goes directly to speakerphone, and INUYAAAASHAAAA is downloaded directly into my subconscious mind. I'd really like to know how she does it, I can't ever get her to ANSWER her cellphone! But if you'd like to see a much longer-winded author than I, but still funny I'd suggest her. She's worth it. Now that this note has extended the story I suppose I should start it!

A/N I should also mention that this is a One-shot and my first story in the fandom. I really have no plans to continue the story ever. I think it would take away the humor, but I do hope you enjoy for what it is!


That’s What I Want To Know!

It took Inuyasha forever to track Kagome down, She’d taken to wandering all over since they’d defeated Naraku. Of course, he had invited her to stay with him, but she giggled and said something about cavemen. The giggling only got worse when his mate tossed him over his shoulder and flew off… Damn him anyway.

He found that since then it was much easier to track the girl in her own time. This theory was proven when he would sneak out and hide from his mate at her house and eat ramen til he puked. Ancient Japan, as she called it, was like a giant sinkhole from whence there was no return for that girl.

It took him two days of solid tracking from the well to find a fresh scent and yet another before he caught up to her. He mentally groaned as he realized who her companions were. No one had been happier than Inuyasha when Sango and Miroku finally tied the knot, but when they married Sango developed her own “Curse of the Wandering Hand” and was every bit as horny as her mate. They were worse than rabbits except the perverts came in a paired set now.

They happily waved the two off and probably went to go hump against a tree, and he took this time to revel at how nice it was to return to the beginnings. The time when it was only the two of them against the world, besides he had a question to ask her since his mate refused to admit anything.

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“You’re WHAT?” Kagome shrieked.

“I’m pregnant!” Inuyasha huffed. “Stupid Sesshoumaru knocked me up and then ran off to fight some huge threat or something.”

“You’re pregnant?”

“Yes, and he won’t even let me go with him! It’s not like I’m fragile or anything. I wasn’t going to fight. I just wanted to be there in case the meathead got in over his big, fat meat head! Hell, he even put Tessaiga back to stop me!”

“How exactly did you get pregnant, Inuyasha?”

“The same way everyone else does you hentai! What? You want details? How ‘bout insert tab A into slot B and here it comes!” He said sarcastically.

“And so you’re…”

“Knitting baby fire rat booties, yes! You’re missing the point!”

“The point is that boys don’t have babies unless they’re frogs!” Kagome yelled.

“Are you sayin’ that I had sex with Jakken? Cause if you are I don’t care if you’re a girl I’m kickin your ass!”

“Ew! No one has sex with Jakken!”

“No shit, besides I already told you it was stupid Sesshoumaru.” He grumbled.

“I still want to know how in the hell you got pregnant.”

He rolled his eyes, “Well when mommy and daddy demons love each other…”

“That’s not funny.” She said tightly.

“Yes it is.” He snorted.

“…Wait, did you say that he put Tessaiga back?”

“You wait til now to remember that?” He asked incredulously.

“How in the hell did he put it back!”

“That’s what I want to know!”

The End