My Humps

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

Chapter 1:

'I can't believe it's been five years.' Thought Kagome, her eyes scanned the familiar building she was standing in front of. 'Dare I say nostalgia?' Echoes of her miserable teenage years drifted past. She had fit the category of 'freakishly ugly' in her younger years.. or as the clique in her high school had put it-'extraterrestrial ugly'.

“E.T.” She mumbled with a sad smile. That was what they christened her as. Those were the years she had wanted to erase from her life. Well not all of it. She did have a couple of loyal friends. She allowed their faces to grace her memory. She considered them thoughtfully.

'Sango with her high pony tail and tomboyish ways. Miroku with his err.. the figure of Miroku with his face being slapped surfaced in her mind, making her giggle and shake her head. Then there were the Taisho brothers.. Inuyasha had been her closest friend, although she felt and suspected that he harbored feelings that ran more deeply than a mere friend should. But then again the jerk ran off with my cousin and supposed friend Kikyo. Man my high-school life really sucked. He was dense, pushy and loud. But that was what I loved about idiot. He was brash and unbelievably rude to everyone else but he also had moments when his tough exterior would crumble. She felt her heart swell up in happiness with the knowledge that she had always been present during those times when he showed his emotional vulnerability.

Finally, there was Sesshoumaru. 'How could one describe him... cold bastard? All sovereign jackass? Ugh! Even all the derogatory words in the dictionary elude any descriptions that would suit him.' Kagome sighed. He had been her first and long lasting crush. She remembered that night on her sixteenth birthday, Inuyasha had gotten permission from his parents to throw a surprise party for her in their house. Everything was so perfect and all she needed was one dance to cap the night off splendidly.

Gathering her frilly dress she swallowed the gum she was chewing before it got stuck to her brace and gathered up her courage to ask him for the last dance. It was her birthday after all. The air was heavy and tense that night. She was so nervous her one inch-thick glasses started to fog up and cause her eyes to appear more magnified than it already was. Walking slowly she remembers tilting her head sideways so that the lights won't reflect back through the lenses making her eyes look like some semi-trailer's freakish headlights. Her palms were sweating profusely and her throat was drying out. When she did reach him she ended up asking him in a squeaky, shaking voice. He looked at her with great disdain like she was some detestable diseased individual polluting the very air he was breathing. Her heartbeat hitched up a notch or two. She remembers that condescending 'cold look'. Then he spoke the words the burned holes in her mind and heart.

“This Sesshoumaru does not involve his person with those beneath him. It is an affront to be accompanied, let alone be seen with an undesirable ningen wench as yourself.”

'What was the word? OWWW! And that's with capital letters. His most exalted excellency the Grand Duke of all Dickheads, literally pulled out my heart through my nose.' reminisced Kagome huffing in anger. “This Kagome will not forget such affront so easily.” She mimicked his baritone and superior tone as best she could.

“Kagome-chan you made it!”

A startled Kagome turns around quickly. “Sango?”

Both strangers narrowed their eyes at each other. Two beaming smiles later, the two girls were furiously hugging and laughing.

“You haven't changed a bit Sango!”

“Ne... The guys better watch out for you! Look at you, you look great! Wait til the hanyou gets an eyeball of you!” squealed Sango.

Both girls entered the building linking hands as they made their way through the gym hall were the reunion was being held, they were interrupted by a long haired woman.

“Miss Kaede.”

“Sango, who's your friend? I thought you said that you've finally convinced Kagome to come to this year's reunion?”

“Miss Kaede, it's me, I haven't changed all that much have I?”

Kaede leans forward and holds her face between each of her wrinkled hands. “Kagome Higurashi!” She gasped.

“Don't have a heart-attack Miss Kaede you'll start a commotion. This is Kagome's first time to be back here and I want everything to be perfect! Oh geez, the reunion's just about to start. Haul ass Kagome we've still got to look for our seats.”

The two bid their farewells and well wishes with their high-school teacher and rushed to the gym hall. They were greeted by a pony tailed red head filing her nails and asking their names without so much as taking a look at them.

“Ayame, we don't need a freakin name tag, everyone in that freakin hall knows everyone else.” grumbled Sango.

“It wasn't my idea. Hell I couldn't careless! But Kik's and I got told by cyclone Kagura and her little band of harpies that we had to. Man how I wish I can shove those damn pom poms of theirs up their.. hey, hey!” She laughed nervously finally noticing Kagome behind Sango. “You bought a friend.. how nice.”

“Idiot! This is Kagome.”

“No sh't? It is!” Ayame hugged Kagome tightly. “My chibi Kagome is all grown up and so beautiful, ... OMFG! You grew boobs!” She screamed pointing at Kagome's chest. “And they're freakin bigger than mine! How many gallons of milk did you drink?”

Kagome's face flushed scarlet.

“Shut up fur brain!” yelled Sango.

“We've gotto to call Kiks!”

“Ayame no!” blurted Kagome. “Please.. I , um... (Sango holds her hand).. not yet.”

Ayame smiles half heartedly. “Still not over the Inuyasha issue huh?”

“Actually I have, but I'd rather just sit at the corner of the hall and not bother anyone.. I just really came here because I promised Sango I would.” She replied shyly.

Ayame hugged her. “I'm glad to see you again anywayz.”

“Ayame give Sesshoumaru-dono his name tag!” screeched Kagura, pushing past Kagome and Sango. Sesshoumaru appeared along side the irritated Kagura.

“Kagome?” Sesshoumaru asked.

“Uh hehehe, yea it's me.” blushed Kagome. 'Sh't Kagome, he only mentioned your name and you're already blabbering like a freakin 16year old idiot!'

“E.T.? It is you!” gasped Kagura. “I always thought you'd be first to remodel your face. So tell me which plastic surgeon should I congratulate on a job well done for your new face?”

“Actually Kagura, my face is my own. By the looks of you though, you should take your own advice and remodel your butt ugly face. You've piled on so much make-up I'm surprised you could even talk.” retorted Kagome casually.

“Why you..! Sesshou? Where are you going? Sesshou?”

“It is degrading to be involved in petty female squabbles.” He replied stoicly still walking away.

“Petty female squabbles? I'll show you petty female squabbles!” Quickly untying one of her high heeled shoes, she threw it towards his head.

Kagome, Sango, Ayame and Kagura watched wide eyed and slack jawed as Sesshoumaru evades the shoe in a blink of an eye, catching it daintily with one elegant claw.

“Cinderella losses her shoe before the stroke of midnight... how tragic.” He remarks drily.

“Hey! Give me back my damn shoe you dumb ass!”

“Why should this Sesshoumaru return your shoe when it was you who threw this lethal projectile at my person.”

“It's my shoe! What the hell am I supposed to do all night? Limp?”

“Hn. This Sesshoumaru is not amused by your wild antics wench.”

“Wild antics my ningen ass give me back my shoe or I'll ... I'll.”

“You'll what?” Asked the Inu Lord appearing suddenly in front of her in a split second. His hot breath fanning her skin sensually.

Gathering her senses Kagome answers, “I'll attach filthy-ningen self to your high and mighty youkai person all evening.”

“You wouldn't dare.” Growled Sesshoumaru.

Kagome smirks mischievously.