The Decision Crisis

"You have quite the predicament on your hand, InuYasha."

"I am aware." InuYasha sighed, his elbow resting on the table and hand cupping his chin. Decisions... decisions... Kagome... Kikyou...

Kikyou or Kagome?

Kagome or Kikyou?

"You describe your childhood as one where no one loved you," The psychiatrist stated, "And now you find yourself with two women fighting for your affection."

"I wouldn't say fightning. More like, discreetly, passionately desiring it."

"Well, InuYasha, we have a few options. I, as a professional, suggest we just do a pro and con list and see what turns out. What seems right. We're both men here. We know what you want. I'm not going to ask you anything unimportant So let's start."

InuYasha reluctantly nodded.

"We'll start with what is most important - looks. You say Kagome is the reincarnation of Kikyou. Do they look exactly alike?

"Sort of. Not really."

"Okay, let's break it down this way. Who is healthier, health-wise, not the other way?"

"Kagome. She has all sorts of medicine from her time. Kikyou's kind of... dead."

"Who is more spirited?"

"Kagome. Definitely. Maybe even a little too spirited. But Kikyou is not passionate or spirited at all."

"Ah, yes. The dead thing. Who has better skin?"

"Kikyou. Her skin's the color of the full moon - amazing. Kagome's somewhat tan, but I can understand why. I mean, so is Sango. But, Kikyou's skin has a rather mud-like texture."

"I can imagine why."

"Kagome has the smoothest skin of anyone in the Feudal Era."

"Because she is from the future."

"Yup. Lots of benefits."

"Who has better curves?"

"Kagome. Definitely. She's skinny, but damn, she has nice boobs... nice thighs... nice, oh Kami. You have no idea what it's like having her ride your back with her soft body right on you. It's horrible."

"Are they both virgins?"

"Kikyou, definitely. I don't think that even if I was human she would have sex with me. Kagome is a virgin too, and she's definitely more loose than Kikyou."

"Their hair?"

"I like Kikyou's better. It's pin straight and midnight black. Kagome's is more poofy, wavy, and brownish-black. But it does look hot pinned-up on top of her head when she takes a bath.

"The way they dress?"

"I don't know which I like better. Kikyou looks beautiful and elegant, but reveals nothing. Kagome wears practically nothing and looks hot."

"Have you ever had any sexual activities with them?"

"Kikyou I have kissed a few times, before and after the whole pinned-on-the-tree-thing. Kagome I have kissed less, but I do get to lay on her lap occassionally. I've actually been able to sleep in the same area as her, too, without me feeling like a dog."

"So far, it seems you find Kikyou beautiful, someone you have great respect for. But this respect you feel for her prevents you from relieving your sexual desires with her. Do you think she would let you have sex with her?"

InuYasha sighed, "Not for awhile. Not until she finds a replacement miko, which I can't think of anyone but Kagome, and I don't see Kagome taking that from her, seeing how unhappy Kikyou is with it. I'm not even sure if we'd have sex if she gave up being a miko. Kikyou is so pure... I don't want to taint her. I feel I'm tainting her enough by just wishing to fuck her."

"All right. For Kagome, you find her sexy, desirable, somewhat loose, and that's good and bad. Do you feel comfortable with her looseness?"

"Hell no. Fuckin' dogs like Kouga are all over her - all the time! I want someone who will only be mine."

"Do you think Kagome would stay with only you if you committed to only her?"

"Probably, she has a good heart. It's not like she's a whore or anything. It think it just has to do with her time. It's just in this time she comes off as REALLY fucking easy."

"I see why this is a hard decision."

"Fuck yeah. I love them both and would hate to see them with someone else."

"Do you think either would find someone else if you didn't choose them?"

"Kikyou, no. But she would probably try to send me to hell. Kagome, yes, she has other guys all over her that she pays attention to."

"What would Kagome do if you picked Kikyou?"

"Sit me like there was no tomorrow. Cry. Leave the Feudal Era and never come back - that would have Miroku, Sango, and Shippou bitching at me. I'd miss her, too, honestly. I would get no more ramen or potato chips. Kagome wouldn't be on my back anymore. I'd probably die a virgin. And I'd probably have to use the Shikon jewel to become human."

"Vice versa?"

"Kikyou would take me to hell with her. Or, send me to hell, then kill Kagome, then join me in hell. And say I'm a dirty, tainted half-demon. And that I'm a traitor, because I techinically did pick her first. And I'd probably feel guilty for the rest of my life. And I'd constantly have to fend guys away from Kagome, that is if I didn't go to hell."

"Let's talk about sex. That is, assuming Kikyou would have sex with you."

InuYasha groaned, "...okay..."

"Foreplay. Kikyou. Go:"

"Kikyou would probably just lay there and wait for it to be over with."

"Com'mon, InuYasha..."

"Okay, we'd probably just kiss, I would take off her clothes and mine. I wouldn't grope her. I'd be respectful, try to get it to not hurt her when I enter her. I'd say romantic stuff... Like, you're so beautiful, I'm not worthy of you, et cetera."

"All right, now Kagome:"

"We'd probably do some really passionate kissing. Once, when I kissed Kagome, she started to slip her tongue in. Kikyou wouldn't do that. During kissing, we'd work eachother's clothes off. There'd definitely be groping on both ends. Maybe even dirty talk. Or just a lot of moaning. She would beg me to touch her. I'd touch her all over. She would put my dick in her mouth first before sex. Of course I'd return the favor. Kagome would be all hot and ready for me and would be begging me to enter her. I wouldn't have to ask her permission."

"Kagome seems like your choice. She's very sexually appealing in every way, except that others like her too. Kikyou is more like your mother. Or just like something that should remain a virgin forever and probably will. But you're still tied to Kikyou because she was the first to accept you. Second time's the charm, I suppose, but if you do pick Kagome, you'll probably end up in hell."

"I can't pick either! Kami hates me!"

"No, no, no, that's not true. They'd definitely not approve you seeing both, right?"

"No."