this is the life of kagome higurashi

*Authoress Speaking*
I’m new at this so if I did some kind of taboo you have to tell me or else I never learn. And I warn you kagome may a bit ooc, but this is what I think she would do if she finally gave up on Inuyasha
Disclaimer: I don’t own Inuyasha.

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I find that since I have fallen down the well I’ve changed, not that anyone’s noticed they still think I am the same sweet, innocent kagome. I find I look at things differently & I don’t think I want to go back, I like thing the way they are. Ever since I saw inuyasha and kikyo in the forest making love if that’s what you call it I call it necrophilia. I guess you could say I was pushed too far I know inuyasha loves me, I’m not blind unlike him I can see the signs , I want revenge but I’m not going to hurt kikyo that would be cruel no I’m going to hurt him where it counts in the male pride, but back to less dark and depressing thoughts , I find that I have a new sexual awareness . At first I thought that I was sick but soon I begun to realize I’ll never have the love I crave so badly so it doesn't matter how I think. Inuyasha’s so caught up in all that’s kikyo that he missed his chance I’ll never open my heart again not to him or anyone, now that doesn’t mean that I will stay a virgin forever .

Inuyasha’s always saying that I’m not as good as kikyo that she does everything better than me, well I’m going to prove that there’s at least one thing I can do better & so it begins my training in the art of gettin’ it on… he he, but put that on the back burner to simmer I have to tell you about the weirdest thing, last night after Inuyasha “mysteriously” sensed a demon I sensed a jewel shard. I told the others that I wanted to take a bath alone no body really thought anything I have been doing that a lot. WHAT I have sexual urges too yaw know and it perfectly normal almost everybody masturbates they just don’t admit it. But back to what I was talking about… um what I was talking about again, OH YEAH well I left to go check things out. I know inuyasha thinks I’m weak but I’ve been secretly training myself and practising the bow and arrow. I kept moving closer and closer to the jewel shard, after about 5 minutes of walking through bush I heard screaming. So I ran, ran as fast as I could. Only to see the little girl that follows after sesshomaru being attacked by a lizard demon & boy was he ugly, I know there are a good amount of good looking demons, but there ten times that of uglies… but back to what I was saying, I of coarse jumped in the way I mean come on she was a child an innocent even if she choose iffy company and it hurt… I mean my back was all bloody and raw and you know it looked nasty and the scars, thank god for my miko healing capabilities. Yeah no scars how do you like that! I mean don’t get me wrong I heal as slow as an human but like demons it takes a whole lot to scar me. I covered rin with my body. That’s the little girls name is by the way. I wasn’t paying much attention at the time so you can guess I was quite surprised when I felt the demon stop attacking, I looked up & you know what that demon jerk was doing… He was licking my blood off his claws & to see the look on his face I almost lost my supper, he was staring at me with a look of sinister delight & animalistic lust, on a good looking guy I probably would have melted into a puddle of feminine mush, but on this guy yuck , just yuck with a side helping of ‘I’m gonna puke!’ so while he was busy thinking dirty, nasty thoughts of all the things he’d do to me I strung my bow and arrow and purified his ass. OH yeah I rock, no need to tell me… I then passed out from blood loss which of course is never fun.

When I woke up though I was in pure bliss, I woke up to a sight that never fails to make a girl believe there is a higher power up there! I got to see sesshomaru half naked let me tell you they broke the mold when they made him, He makes Inuyasha look like chopped liver and I never thought that was possible. Oooohh Even with an arm missing he’s hot, I mean HOT! Then a sudden thought hit me , why is he shirtless, & why am I clean and why don’t I feel any pain it’s not like I’m lucky enough to be immune to pain. Oh that would so come in handy. While all these pointless and mundane thoughts ran through my head, I looked down and got my answer to my first question. It was kinda embarrassing him seeing me naked, what if he found my body unattractive and unappealing inuyasha sure did. But more important why did he help me, it’s not like he was known for his kindness to humans. Sesshomaru the humanitarian, yeah right my ASS! But I still blushed like a school girl; hey it’s what’s expected of me. He just raised an eyebrow oh that condisending prick, who does he think he is… a walking god on earth, oh wait he is –sigh- it’s so hard being me, I’m surounded by perverted humans, idiotic half-breeds and high and mighty demon lords, what did I do to piss off the almighty higher power that decided to fuck with my life. Oh well if you can’t beat them stare at their naked chest, you’ll feel so much better believe me you won’t care, I sure as hell didn’t. But I’m just rambling, what happened next was the highlight of my life, I know that everyone believes that sesshomaru is some monster but he really is just antisocial. I mean who could hate a man as good looking as him; I would forgive him for everything if he just let me have a taste. To say that at that moment dirty thoughts were running threw my mind was an understatement and I was thoroughly turned on hot and heavy and all he did was look at me.
A few things happened while I was in la la land first sesshomaru closed his eyes and took a delicate sniff and then sesshomaru’s eye’s darkened with lust. But of coarse I was too busy dreaming of all the naughty things I’d do t him given the chance. But of course like I said I must have pissed of some god somewhere in my life because they decided to once again fuck with my life, because just then inuyasha barges in and made an ass of himself and attacked sesshomaru, like hello we all know no matter how strong inuyasha is he’ll never beat sesshomaru. Sesshomaru doesn’t even try half the time. I don’t even think he wants to, I think he just gets a kick out of fucking with inuyasha’s head, that’s the only reason I can think of that inuyasha is still alive. . I mean the whole chopping of a limb off was a lucky shot, the only reason that it happened was because sesshomaru underestimated him. Anyways to make an extremely long and boring fight scene short, inuyasha tried to beat sesshomaru and of coarse he couldn’t, and when all the novelty of the fight died for sesshomaru, he left to let inuyasha stew on it. Inuyasha screamed and called me wench, I got mad and sat him and every thing went back to normal or as normal as it gets in our rag tag team. I left to take a bath alone and masturbate, What I’m human and I have desires, plus it totally turns me on that I could get caught or the fact that someone could be watching me. Which not to sound paranoid but the whole time I swear I could feel someone’s eye’s on me, it just made me hotter.

I finish off this crazy day by writing an account of today; this is just one crazy day in the life of
kagome higurashi.

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Please review, and tell how much it sucked, I am a major masochist. I like when you hurt my feelings… No I’m just joking, tell me what you think.