The Wind Tunnel Goes Where?

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine. They are from the show Inuyasha. Please review. Thank you.

"Don't try to use your wind tunnel, Miroku!" shouted Shippo. "Naraku's insects will show up and fly in! You'll be poisoned again!"

Miroku wasn't listening. If I don't use it, he thought, everyone will be destroyed by the demon puppet. He listened for a moment but heard no wings and no buzzing. In one graceful moment he whipped the prayer beads from his wrist and throw his hand in the air.

The puppet did not seem concerned as it was pulled towards the monks outstreched hand. Instead it was almost happy and began to reach one long tentacle forward.

"What's it doing!?" shouted Sango.

Laughing, the puppet allowed the appendage to enter the cavern in Miroku's hand. The monk began to sweat and then flinched a bit.

"Wha.. What's happening!" he screamed.

"You never wondered where that tunnel led to. You made a foolish mistake by allowing me to enter your hand," the puppet boomed. "Only I can survive the interdeminsional journey. My insects can only manage it long enough to poison you."

His body convulsed and twisted in unnatural ways. Sweat poured from his skin and began to soak his robe. The material clinge to his body, showing his now erect member.

"Miroku? Miroku, what's wrong?" said Sango as she took a few steps towards him.

"Don't!" Miroku screamed both at her and Naraku. He dropped to his knees, unable to pull his right hand away from the demon's grasp. He bit his lip trying to hold back the scream.

"What's happening to him, Kagome?" asked Shippo.

"I'm not sure," she replied. "Inuyasha, aren't you going to help him."

The dog demon had turned him back towards the monk and puppet. He hid his own excitement with fake aloofness.

Miroku's eyes widened and began to water. Mouth slack, allowing drool to slide out and saturate his robe even more. Weakenness over came him and he let out a high pitched moan.

Naraku began to feed tentacle after tentacle into the wind tunnel. The monk moaned over and over. The demon picked him up and tore the robes from the human's wet, trembling body. The confused spectators gasped to see two blood tainted shafts coming from the monk's departure gate.

Inuyasha was so fulled with animalistic lust that he throw himself on to Miroku, shreding his fire rat pants, and tackling the monk. Inuyasha's half exposed body shows his immense titillation from watching the puppet demon make Miroku his personal marionette.

"Inuyasha!" screamed Kagome.

But the dog wasn't listening. He grabbed the monks hair and forced his throbbing member down the struggling monk's throat. He grunted as he laid back on the huge tentacle that was frantically fucking the wind tunnel.

Blood seeped from Miroku's assualted anus.

"That smell," said Inuyasha happily. "Blood and shit. I love that smell."

The puppet and the dog laughed cheerfully and wickedly. Tears streamed from the monk's eyes and covered his face. Naraku's pounding became unyielding. He pushed more tentacles in to the now ripping hole. Blood poured from Miroku's gaping sphincter.

Inuyasha shoved the monks head down, "If I feel teeth..." he threatened. "I'll shove your eyes back into your head so you can watch me fuck you Foreman Magnum."

Miroku choked and began to black out. He could hear Naraku and Inuyasha's laughter and in the distance Songa and the others shouting for them to stop. Then he was lost in his own mind.

Inuyasha leaned his head back and thrusted Miroku's face down one last time. He filled the unconscience man's digestive trance with his demon seed. Then shut his eyes as Naraku's massive tentacles finished. The sticky white film covered the human's body. Each tentacle erupted in blissful nectar.

From a distance came a whirlling noise. The puppet disappeared to ash from under Inuyasha and Miroku's bodies.

Then a shout. "Sit! Sit sit sit sit sit sit!"

Inuyasha was thrown to the ground and created a crater on impact. He fell back to sleep very quickly without even a complaint to Kogema.

Miroku opened his eyes to see Sango and Kogema's faces hovering over him.

"I defeated the demon puppet and Inuyasha shouldn't bother you for a while," Sango said. "Go back to sleep. You need to regain your strength."

Miroku smiled then a thought struck him. "If you could defeat the puppet so quickly. And you could always say sit..." He said turning to look at Kogema. "Why didn't you save me earlier?!"

The girls looked at each other and blushed a bit. They didn't bother telling him that they're yaoi fans... sick ones at that.