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Hanyou's Horror

By: ThePurplePenguin
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Hanyou's Horror

Title: Hanyou's Horror
Authoress: ThePurplePenguin
Quick Summary: Inuyasha does something to push an already mad Kagome over the edge. Then Kagome takes measures even a hanyou couldn't think of. Set a few months after Inuyasha and Kagome begin their quest.
Oneshot. NO FLAMING.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters mentioned in this fanfiction. Ya ever wonder why they call it a FAN FICTION?? Now there's something for you to chew on!!
Quickie Inspiration Note: This fiction was inspired by a picture on the MediaSp oekaki BBS. To see it, copy this link: http://mediasp.kir.jp/bbsnote/bbsnote.cgi?fc=page&sort=0&page=255 into your browser and scroll down on the page, it illustrates the fic perfectly!! --TPP
Key:
Thinking or emphasis
"Talking"
Please to enjoy!! No flames, please!! ^^; They make me mad and they will be used to burn math papers. Dedicated to Hrtofdrkns2 and LostWolves (LW is a DA buddy that loves spanking...X3)
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It was a drizzly fall day, and on the way back to Lady Kaede's hut Inuyasha was hollering a steady stream of insults at Kagome. "Move that parasol over here! I didn't pay up for that stupid thing just to get wet!!" he groused. Kagome obediently moved the parasol. She had learned to put up with his selfishness after a few months, but it was starting to get on her nerves again, even though she cared a lot about the hanyou. She gritted her teeth and said, in a way much calmer than she felt, "Inuyasha, I'm doing the best I can to keep both of us and Shippo from getting wet. I know this is a cheap paper parasol, but please try to stand it until we get back to the hut. I'll go find us a new one tomorrow in the village market." The pair made their way back to Kaede's hut. Lady Kaede was nowhere to be found, so Kagome assumed she had gone to the temple for a while. She took off her coat and hung it up, then sat on a cushion and started preparing leaves for tea. Inuyasha lolled around, occasionally giving Shippo a bop on the head, but Kagome was quietly reflecting on how spoiled the dog demon had been acting. Her mind wandered back to 2 weeks ago, when Shippo and Inuyasha had been fighting. Inuyasha had smacked Shippo on his rear end for pinching him, which Kagome thought was a rather petty reason. Shippo had let out a loud squeal and jumped into the air, so it must have hurt pretty bad, Kagome concluded, shredding the leaves all the while. Then she had an idea. If a good spanking could make Shippo behave a long while, then it probably would work on a disrespectful hanyou. She shredded the last of the tea leaves into the wooden bowl, then ground them up a bit with the pestle, poured them into the kettle, added water, and set the kettle over the fire to boil.

Shippo was curled up next to the fire warming his back. The heat felt so luxurious. Mmm...remind me to thank Kagome for this when I wake up from my nap. he thought. Suddenly, he was yanked up by the back of his shirt and held in the air. "Hey Kagome!" shouted Inuyasha mockingly. "If you don't want this little whelp to be thrown in the fire, then why don't you come over and rescue him yourself?" he sneered. Tears ran down Shippo's face. "Kagome, I don't want to die! I'm scared of Inuyasha!" wailed Shippo. Kagome gasped and ran over to Inuyasha. "INUYASHA!! You've been bad for the LAST TIME!" shouted Kagome. She took Shippo in her arms and talked to him reassuringly to stop his tears. "Inuyasha, I didn't break Kikyo's spell just to be terrorized by you! Look what you did to poor Shippo!" She spoke sharply and caused Inuyasha to flatten his ears against his head. A worried look crossed the hanyou's face. "Inuyasha, in my time we give spoiled, bratty children what we call a spanking! And that's exactly what you've been acting like! A spoiled, bratty child!" she snapped. Now Inuyasha was beginning to get quite worried. Kagome strode over to her purse, unzipped it and rummaged around for awhile. Finally she found what she was looking for. Her new maple hairbrush. Round, heavy and polished to a very glossy shine, the back of the brush could probably inflict a lot of pain on a dog demon's bare behind. Kagome brought it over to the tatami in the middle of the floor and sat it down near the edge of the mat. "Inuyasha, come!" she snapped. Inuyasha timidly crept over to the angry human girl. She was kneeling on the tatami with fire in her eyes. "Pull down your pants and get down on all fours." she said. He didn't feel like starting a fight, and the sooner he got this over with, the better. He meekly untied the sash of his cherry-red hakama with trembling fingers and slowly lowered the balloonish pants. Inuyasha then knelt on the floor, and placed his hands on the floor in front of him. Kagome was satisfied, so she placed her hand on the hanyou's rear and slowly rubbed it. Without warning she swiftly raised her hand and brought it back down very hard on his left bottomcheek. Inuyasha gasped and muttered a few curses under his breath.

Kagome: Inuyasha:
You *SMACK* (Ow!) are *SWAT* (Ouch!) acting *POP* (Yeow!) like a *SPLAT* spoiled little *SMACK SMACK SMACK* (Owww...) BRAT!!! *SMACK SWAT POP WHACK* Inuyasha just stared at the floor in disbelief. How in Kami's name was a puny little mortal girl able to inflict that degree of pain on him?! It just made no sense to him. Kagome began spanking again.
Inuyasha *SMACK!!* (Stop stop stop!!) you *SPLAT* (Ow!) are *SMACK!!!* (Yow!) really *SWAT!* are starting *SMACK* to get *POP* (Ouch!) on my *SMACK* NERVES!!! *SMACK SMACK SMACK* Inuyasha's eyes welled up with tears, but the prideful dog-demon was not going to let them fall. The hanyou had a thought. Maybe she would take pity on him and stop? Whatever hope he had disappeared as he felt something cool and hard rubbing his backside. "Can you feel that, Inuyasha?" asked Kagome silkily. Suddenly, she quickly raised the brush and smacked it down on Inuyasha's bottom. Much to the dog-demon's dismay, one single salty droplet fell down his cheek and splattered on the tatami. Kagome was showing absolutely no mercy and once again, the brush came down with a SMACK on his bum.

SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!
SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!

The back of the smooth wooden brush kept assaulting the poor demon's backside. He felt so powerless, even more so than when Kagome sat him. Inuyasha had no idea this would be so exhausting. He had tears dripping off of his face, and his once-pale rear end was now a bright cherry-red color. Finally, the raven-haired girl took pity on the poor hanyou and stopped, laying the maple implement back down on the tatami. "Inuyasha, I care about you. I don't want you hurting others, so I did this because I feel that way about you. Have you learned your lesson?" she said quietly. "Y-yes, K-Kagome, I h-have...just don't do it to me again, please!" he said. "And I apologize to Shippo..." "Good," said Kagome warmly. "I have something that will make you feel better in my purse, just wait a second..." Kagome padded over to the pink shoulder bag on the floor and took out a tub of cold cream. "Inuyasha, we humans use this to take off makeup and soften dry skin. It also helps sore bottoms." She finished her little speech and scooped out a blob of the chilly, gooey lotion. Kagome then rubbed it into all the sore spots on the dog demon's behind, getting a few whimpers and sighs from Inuyasha in the process. She curled up next to him, snuggling him close, and there the 3 fell asleep, Inuyasha, Shippo and Kagome, in a warm embrace.
~Owari~
Nanoo! Please review, but no flaming! Thank you! If you'd like me to add more chapters or request a fic, you may do so on the reviews!!
~~TPP