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Know your stars

By: jello
folder InuYasha › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.

First victim, Kagome

DISCLAMER:i dont own inuyasha

enjoy
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Kagome walks out from back stage and sits down in the guest chair.

Voice: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Kagome eats bunnies.

Kagome: No I don’t. That’s horrible!

Voice: Kagome keeps a drug dealer and his talking pet donkey in a steel re-enforced closet in her room.

Kagome: . . . . (looks around nervously)

Voice: she’s looking for them now. . . They might be in the audience tonight.

Kagome: . . . . Really? I don’t see them. . . I mean. . .um. . . No their not! (looks around one more time)

Voice: Kagome is really a man.

Kagome: I am not!

Voice: are to.

Kagome: Am not!

Voice: fine then . . . * cough , cough * she’s a man *cough, cough *

Kagome: * Grrrrrr *

Voice: Kagome likes to molest Scooter, her aunts small purple Chawawa

Kagome: He’s not purple!. . . . . No I don’t!

Voice: I never said he was purple. . . . And eww

Kagome: . . .

Voice: Kagome likes it when Miroku grabs her butt.

Kagome: No I don't! and it does not turn me on when he grabs Sangos!

Voice: I never said it did.

Kagome: . . . . Well it doesn’t .

Voice: Now you know Kagome.

Kagome: No they don’t! they know nothing about me! I do not molest chawawas, and he is not puple!
There is. . . .probably isn’t a drug dealler and talking donkey in a steel re-enforced closet in my room!
And It does not turn me on when-

I'll update soon it i get any feed back