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InuYasha Crossovers › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,132
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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The characters of InuYasha are not mine, they are property of Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Yomiuri TV, Sunrise, and Viz. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Hentai Fangirl Review - Inuyasha
Title: HFR - Inuyasha
Authors: Stardreamer and Foxfur
Fandom: Inuyasha
Rating: R for nudity and sexual situations
Codes: One Shot, Songfic, PWP
Summary: Inuyasha finds himself in a strange place.
Disclaimer: Inuyasha, Kagome and Jakotsu belong to Rumiko Takahashi. Holding out for a Hero lyrics are by Jim Steinman and Dean Pitchford as produced for Bonnie Tyler. Both are used here without permission. Urd-chan is property of herself. Foxfur and Kit Coyote belong to me. This work is not made for profit and may not be used for such.
Archive: Yes, just let me know where.
POC: stardreamer_90@yahoo.com
Author’s Note: This was a bizarre idea that came to me while getting dressed one morning. I think my Inuyasha Muse has been dipping into the Coyote Muse’s Yiff Leaf but anyway this was inspired by a Fanart I had seen of Inuyasha dancing to the “I’m to Sexxy for my…” song. I originally was going to use that song but was watching Shrek 2 the other day and figured this one was more appropriate.
Hentai Fangirl Review – Inuyasha!
Inuyasha settled into the tree branch, sniffing one more time to assure the area was clear threats. He took a glance at the sleeping figures below. As he looked at the sleeping figure of Kagome, he remembered her comment from earlier this evening.
“Inuyasha, you should learn to loosen up a bit and have fun. Life isn’t all jewel shards and fights you know.”
“Feh,” Inuyasha fehed as turned his gaze at the stars through the tree leaves. Growing up as he had taught you that life was tough; dancing, merrymaking, womanizing like the letcherous monk was not how you survived.
‘Besides, I could loosen up if I wanted to,’ he thought to himself as he closed his eyes.
Slowly the little campfire dwindled and shadows descended over the camp.
-
The loud music jolted Inuyasha awake only he wasn’t in the tree anymore. He was standing in a large room with ropes and curtains hanging all around. The room was pounding with the music he had heard in Kagome’s time using the magic she called ‘stear-e-oo’. The rhythm was enticing and Inuyasha found his foot tapping in beat with it.
‘See, I can loosen up,’ he thought.
A group of singers out of sight started singing along with the music.
“Oo – oo – oo – oo!”
Jakotsu suddenly appeared behind Inuyasha and started pushing towards a large curtain.
“What?” Inuyasha said confused.
“Hurry up!” Jakotsu said. “That’s your lead in, your on next!”
A loud voice suddenly boomed over the music.
“Well ladies we all know you just can’t find any heroes in this day and age. But we here know you are holding out for that hero so we went back in time to bring you one. Special only tonight, the Hentai Fangirl Review presents…INUYASHA!”
There was a roar of female voices from beyond the curtain.
“That’s your cue! Go!” Jakotsu said pushing the Hanyou through the curtain.
On the other side, Inuyasha found himself in the middle of a long raised platform that went out into the middle of a huge crowd of women! They were crowding along the edge of the platform, yelling, screaming, and holding their hands out towards him. A chant starting building through the crowd.
“Yasha! Yasha! Yasha!”
He saw the group of four singers off to the side who were providing the “Oo – Ooing” to the music. Now the lead singer came forward and started singing:
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night toss and turn and dream of what I need
From behind the curtain, Jakotsu started shouting at Inuyasha.
“Dance, Inuyasha, Dance!”
The girls closest to the curtain picked up the call and started chanting.
“Dance! Dance! Dance!”
Confused and not knowing what to do, Inuyasha started moving his hips to the music. The response from the crowd was immediate, roaring its approval which helped encourage Inuyasha start picking up his feet and getting into the music.
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
Inuyasha didn’t know why but at the word fight he decided to pull Tetseiga from its scabbard. The sword transformed into the giant fang form and he started swinging the sword around in motion with the dance. The crowd went wild! Roses started being tossed at the stage. The chanting changed, “Yasha, Hero, Yasha, Hero, Yasha, Hero!”
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
The singer stopped as the music went into a piano solo. Inuyasha had given up trying to figure out what was going on. He merely reveled in it. All his life he had rejected and hated. The only love he had truly known was Kagome, the only friendship Sango and Miroku but now this huge crowd of women all wanting him, calling his name, cheering him on it was more intoxicating than the strongest wine.
“The kimono!” Jakotsu yelled from the curtain. “Take off the kimono!”
Again the crowd picked up the chant, “Take it off, take it off!”
Normally the idea of disrobing for the pleasure of strange females would have shocked him but Inuyasha was lost in the attention the crowd. He would do anything at this point to keep that attention. He stabbed Tetseiga down into the wood of the stage sending splinters flying. The crowd roared and several nearby girls fainted. His hands went to the ties holding his firerat overcoat in place as he looked at the crowd for their reaction. The crowd cried out its approval and Inuyasha pulled the overcoat off and the crowd cheered as he danced down the catwalk holding it over his head. Dropping the overcoat, he started slowly removing his white shirt as the crowd cheered him on. The singer started again.
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There’s someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
Tossing away his white shirt exposing his slim muscled upper body to the crowd, Inuyasha noticed a woman at the edge of the stage. She was wear clothes similar to his and even had a white haired wig and fake dog ears to complete the image. On impulse, he reached down and with his Hanyou strength easily pulled the woman up on stage with him. Her friends below urging her on as she started dancing with him, “Go Urd-chan Go!”
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
The crowd yelled its approval as Urd-chan danced in closer and gripped the ties holding on Inuyasha’s firerat pants. As they danced apart she pulled the ties loose and the pants fell around his ankles. He stumbled backwards and fell on his back. Several hands reached out and pulled the pants away. He leapt back up and was slightly embarrassed at first being only in his fundoshi but the crowd’s admiration soon overcame him again and resumed dancing.
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there’s someone somewhere
Watching me
He saw another set of canine ears and reaching down pulled what looked like a red furred Kitsune on the stage to join him and Urd-chan. “Foxfur! Foxfur!” Her companions yelled. They handed her green pieces of paper which she and Urd-chan danced up and slipped into the waistband of his fundoshi. At a windowed gallery outside the room a male coyote hanyou started banging at the glass but was quickly subdued and hauled away by Oni bouncers.
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood
“The Fundoshi! The Fundoshi!” The crowd yelled and once again intoxicated by the worship and the music. The Hanyou gave them what they wanted pulling loose the knot and whipping away the cloth leaving wearing nothing but his necklace. The crowd’s roar grew to Olympic heights.
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
His hands went to the necklace, and the crowd called out its encouragement. For some reason he was certain that the magic and power of this place would give him the strength to lift the charmed beads off. He started lifting it feeling none of the resistance he normally felt when trying to do so. The crowd screamed!
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
As he turned lifting the necklace, he saw Kagome walk out of the curtain followed by an excited Jakotsu.
“INUYASHA! SIT!”
The Hanyou crashed face first into the stage face first, his bare butt sticking up in the air. The crowd was orgasmic! In the face of the steamed miko, the two women left the stage with Urd-chan pausing just long enough to reach out and pat the bare behind on her way past.
Jakotsu was yelling at the top of his lungs.
“No, no, no, no your on the wrong stage, the Hentai Fanboy Review is run Happosai in the north room!”
The announcer spoke up again.
“Ladies, that’s our show. Come back next week when we having a special combined Fangirl/Fanboy Review with Ranma Saotome doing the splash dance.”
Inuyasha just groaned as the music faded and shadows descended on his vision. He tried to move and off balance fell out of the tree and onto Kagome’s sleeping bag. Scrambling up he called out.
“Kagome I’m sorry I was having a dream and…”
“Dancing naked with girls?” Kagome said an odd tone to her voice.
“How did you know?”
“SIT!”
Overhead from the retreating shadows a voice laughed.
Authors: Stardreamer and Foxfur
Fandom: Inuyasha
Rating: R for nudity and sexual situations
Codes: One Shot, Songfic, PWP
Summary: Inuyasha finds himself in a strange place.
Disclaimer: Inuyasha, Kagome and Jakotsu belong to Rumiko Takahashi. Holding out for a Hero lyrics are by Jim Steinman and Dean Pitchford as produced for Bonnie Tyler. Both are used here without permission. Urd-chan is property of herself. Foxfur and Kit Coyote belong to me. This work is not made for profit and may not be used for such.
Archive: Yes, just let me know where.
POC: stardreamer_90@yahoo.com
Author’s Note: This was a bizarre idea that came to me while getting dressed one morning. I think my Inuyasha Muse has been dipping into the Coyote Muse’s Yiff Leaf but anyway this was inspired by a Fanart I had seen of Inuyasha dancing to the “I’m to Sexxy for my…” song. I originally was going to use that song but was watching Shrek 2 the other day and figured this one was more appropriate.
Hentai Fangirl Review – Inuyasha!
Inuyasha settled into the tree branch, sniffing one more time to assure the area was clear threats. He took a glance at the sleeping figures below. As he looked at the sleeping figure of Kagome, he remembered her comment from earlier this evening.
“Inuyasha, you should learn to loosen up a bit and have fun. Life isn’t all jewel shards and fights you know.”
“Feh,” Inuyasha fehed as turned his gaze at the stars through the tree leaves. Growing up as he had taught you that life was tough; dancing, merrymaking, womanizing like the letcherous monk was not how you survived.
‘Besides, I could loosen up if I wanted to,’ he thought to himself as he closed his eyes.
Slowly the little campfire dwindled and shadows descended over the camp.
-
The loud music jolted Inuyasha awake only he wasn’t in the tree anymore. He was standing in a large room with ropes and curtains hanging all around. The room was pounding with the music he had heard in Kagome’s time using the magic she called ‘stear-e-oo’. The rhythm was enticing and Inuyasha found his foot tapping in beat with it.
‘See, I can loosen up,’ he thought.
A group of singers out of sight started singing along with the music.
“Oo – oo – oo – oo!”
Jakotsu suddenly appeared behind Inuyasha and started pushing towards a large curtain.
“What?” Inuyasha said confused.
“Hurry up!” Jakotsu said. “That’s your lead in, your on next!”
A loud voice suddenly boomed over the music.
“Well ladies we all know you just can’t find any heroes in this day and age. But we here know you are holding out for that hero so we went back in time to bring you one. Special only tonight, the Hentai Fangirl Review presents…INUYASHA!”
There was a roar of female voices from beyond the curtain.
“That’s your cue! Go!” Jakotsu said pushing the Hanyou through the curtain.
On the other side, Inuyasha found himself in the middle of a long raised platform that went out into the middle of a huge crowd of women! They were crowding along the edge of the platform, yelling, screaming, and holding their hands out towards him. A chant starting building through the crowd.
“Yasha! Yasha! Yasha!”
He saw the group of four singers off to the side who were providing the “Oo – Ooing” to the music. Now the lead singer came forward and started singing:
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night toss and turn and dream of what I need
From behind the curtain, Jakotsu started shouting at Inuyasha.
“Dance, Inuyasha, Dance!”
The girls closest to the curtain picked up the call and started chanting.
“Dance! Dance! Dance!”
Confused and not knowing what to do, Inuyasha started moving his hips to the music. The response from the crowd was immediate, roaring its approval which helped encourage Inuyasha start picking up his feet and getting into the music.
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
Inuyasha didn’t know why but at the word fight he decided to pull Tetseiga from its scabbard. The sword transformed into the giant fang form and he started swinging the sword around in motion with the dance. The crowd went wild! Roses started being tossed at the stage. The chanting changed, “Yasha, Hero, Yasha, Hero, Yasha, Hero!”
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
The singer stopped as the music went into a piano solo. Inuyasha had given up trying to figure out what was going on. He merely reveled in it. All his life he had rejected and hated. The only love he had truly known was Kagome, the only friendship Sango and Miroku but now this huge crowd of women all wanting him, calling his name, cheering him on it was more intoxicating than the strongest wine.
“The kimono!” Jakotsu yelled from the curtain. “Take off the kimono!”
Again the crowd picked up the chant, “Take it off, take it off!”
Normally the idea of disrobing for the pleasure of strange females would have shocked him but Inuyasha was lost in the attention the crowd. He would do anything at this point to keep that attention. He stabbed Tetseiga down into the wood of the stage sending splinters flying. The crowd roared and several nearby girls fainted. His hands went to the ties holding his firerat overcoat in place as he looked at the crowd for their reaction. The crowd cried out its approval and Inuyasha pulled the overcoat off and the crowd cheered as he danced down the catwalk holding it over his head. Dropping the overcoat, he started slowly removing his white shirt as the crowd cheered him on. The singer started again.
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There’s someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
Tossing away his white shirt exposing his slim muscled upper body to the crowd, Inuyasha noticed a woman at the edge of the stage. She was wear clothes similar to his and even had a white haired wig and fake dog ears to complete the image. On impulse, he reached down and with his Hanyou strength easily pulled the woman up on stage with him. Her friends below urging her on as she started dancing with him, “Go Urd-chan Go!”
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
The crowd yelled its approval as Urd-chan danced in closer and gripped the ties holding on Inuyasha’s firerat pants. As they danced apart she pulled the ties loose and the pants fell around his ankles. He stumbled backwards and fell on his back. Several hands reached out and pulled the pants away. He leapt back up and was slightly embarrassed at first being only in his fundoshi but the crowd’s admiration soon overcame him again and resumed dancing.
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there’s someone somewhere
Watching me
He saw another set of canine ears and reaching down pulled what looked like a red furred Kitsune on the stage to join him and Urd-chan. “Foxfur! Foxfur!” Her companions yelled. They handed her green pieces of paper which she and Urd-chan danced up and slipped into the waistband of his fundoshi. At a windowed gallery outside the room a male coyote hanyou started banging at the glass but was quickly subdued and hauled away by Oni bouncers.
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood
“The Fundoshi! The Fundoshi!” The crowd yelled and once again intoxicated by the worship and the music. The Hanyou gave them what they wanted pulling loose the knot and whipping away the cloth leaving wearing nothing but his necklace. The crowd’s roar grew to Olympic heights.
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
His hands went to the necklace, and the crowd called out its encouragement. For some reason he was certain that the magic and power of this place would give him the strength to lift the charmed beads off. He started lifting it feeling none of the resistance he normally felt when trying to do so. The crowd screamed!
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
As he turned lifting the necklace, he saw Kagome walk out of the curtain followed by an excited Jakotsu.
“INUYASHA! SIT!”
The Hanyou crashed face first into the stage face first, his bare butt sticking up in the air. The crowd was orgasmic! In the face of the steamed miko, the two women left the stage with Urd-chan pausing just long enough to reach out and pat the bare behind on her way past.
Jakotsu was yelling at the top of his lungs.
“No, no, no, no your on the wrong stage, the Hentai Fanboy Review is run Happosai in the north room!”
The announcer spoke up again.
“Ladies, that’s our show. Come back next week when we having a special combined Fangirl/Fanboy Review with Ranma Saotome doing the splash dance.”
Inuyasha just groaned as the music faded and shadows descended on his vision. He tried to move and off balance fell out of the tree and onto Kagome’s sleeping bag. Scrambling up he called out.
“Kagome I’m sorry I was having a dream and…”
“Dancing naked with girls?” Kagome said an odd tone to her voice.
“How did you know?”
“SIT!”
Overhead from the retreating shadows a voice laughed.