Inuyasha Fanfic Theater 3000(MSTing of IY Fanfics)
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Category:
InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
1,467
Reviews:
26
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
InuyashaFanficTheater3000 (MSTing of IY Fanfics!)
Inuyasha Fanfiction Theater 3000!
By: Ayako
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Mystery Science Theater 3000, or any of the fanfiction that is being bashed. (Thank God!)
Author's Notes: For people that a new to this concept, MSTing a fanfic, is taken somebody's written work and totally bashing it and poking fun it. This whole idea was inspired by another webmistress, only she took bad Dragonball Z/GT fics and bashed them by using Vegeta/Andriod #17/Andriod #18, characters as the ones MSTing the fics. Upon, reading them I started thinking "Hey, theres alot of shitty Inuyasha fics out there, that diffinetly need a good bashing!" So, I went on the hunt for the most horrible crappy IY fanfiction, I could find, and here they are, in their terrible glory!
Orignally it was going to be Inuyasha/Kouga/Kagome, but while writting I thought that Kagome's character is too nice to say mean things about other people's hard work, (as hard as thats to beileve -_-'). Then I said "Well I'm a bitch anyway so, I'll just replace her with me." (Plus when you think about Inuyasha & Kouga would be to busy fighting over her to pay attention to the fic.)
Also I know that I make Inuyasha & Kouga make alot of Pop Culture references, and make it sound like there aware of Fads/Hobbies/Movies/Shows in our time period, when they MST, but thats what makes it extra funny, ya think? Besides it would just be repeative and annoying to have to explain everything to them as to what so and so means.
Well, now that, that's all said done, on with the fun! (Heh, I rhyme!)
~~~~~~~~~
In the not too distant future of tommorow, The evil scientist Dr. Allexia, was hatching a nasty scheme, she'll rule the world by making people read crappy Inuyasha fanfiction and drive them insane!
"Oh ho ho ho ho! A perfect plane indeed," she laughed to herself. "But, I'll need some experiments, to make it complete."
So, she went the stars of many a fanfics, and her personal favorite. Inuyasha & Kouga! She hoped in time machine and flew to the past where she found the Dog hanyou and Wolf youkai ready to fight.
"Get ready to die, ya mangy wolf" he barked as he pulled out his sword. "Don't make me laugh, mutt!" as he charged at him head on.
Before Kagome could yell for a "Osuwari!" to break up the fight. Dr. Allexia zapped them into to her chambers, for the rest of their days and nights.
"What the hell!?"
"Let us out, wench!"
They yelled and they hollored, and fought to escape, but it was no use they were locked in tight, so they reluctently accepted there fate. Dr. Allexia educated them on her plans as well as how things were in this time, but to make her dreams come true, she need one more person, one more stoodge.
She drove around in her car, searching for a victim, she went long and far. She stopped at a red light, she was tired and cranky, though she tried to stay focus, it was sleep that she fought, til a loud horn and a young girl's voice that broke her out of her thought.
"Hey, Jack off! Incase you're colorblind, the light is green now! Move your ass!"
Allexia turned her head to see a teenaged girl with green eyes, and long purple hair, wearing a black shirt and baggy torn jeans, shaking her fist and shouting obscenes. Ayako was her name and if she was late for school, she get detention which was so not cool. She honked her horn again and told the Dr. to go, and thought to herself "What's up with this stupid ho?"
"How rude!" The Dr. exclaimed. "What a smart ass brat, no respect for her elders and- ....Heh, perfect for my plan!" Without a second thought, she zapped the girl quick and got back to her lab to begin her experiments for her world dominating plan.
Unknown to her, the young girl and youkai worked together and stated 'with a sense of humor, we will keep our sanity and won't be sadated!' So every fic she sends to our heros, they tease and they taunt to keep their brains from turning to slop!
Roll Call...
Inuyasha! (You'll pay for this,bitch!)
Kouga! (Wench! I'll have you're head!)
Ayako! (Damnit, You suck!)
If you're wondering how she keeps them there, what they eat and where they sleep, And other sciencey facts. Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a story, I should really just relax". Because it's Inuyasha Fanfiction Theater 3000!
By: Ayako
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Mystery Science Theater 3000, or any of the fanfiction that is being bashed. (Thank God!)
Author's Notes: For people that a new to this concept, MSTing a fanfic, is taken somebody's written work and totally bashing it and poking fun it. This whole idea was inspired by another webmistress, only she took bad Dragonball Z/GT fics and bashed them by using Vegeta/Andriod #17/Andriod #18, characters as the ones MSTing the fics. Upon, reading them I started thinking "Hey, theres alot of shitty Inuyasha fics out there, that diffinetly need a good bashing!" So, I went on the hunt for the most horrible crappy IY fanfiction, I could find, and here they are, in their terrible glory!
Orignally it was going to be Inuyasha/Kouga/Kagome, but while writting I thought that Kagome's character is too nice to say mean things about other people's hard work, (as hard as thats to beileve -_-'). Then I said "Well I'm a bitch anyway so, I'll just replace her with me." (Plus when you think about Inuyasha & Kouga would be to busy fighting over her to pay attention to the fic.)
Also I know that I make Inuyasha & Kouga make alot of Pop Culture references, and make it sound like there aware of Fads/Hobbies/Movies/Shows in our time period, when they MST, but thats what makes it extra funny, ya think? Besides it would just be repeative and annoying to have to explain everything to them as to what so and so means.
Well, now that, that's all said done, on with the fun! (Heh, I rhyme!)
~~~~~~~~~
In the not too distant future of tommorow, The evil scientist Dr. Allexia, was hatching a nasty scheme, she'll rule the world by making people read crappy Inuyasha fanfiction and drive them insane!
"Oh ho ho ho ho! A perfect plane indeed," she laughed to herself. "But, I'll need some experiments, to make it complete."
So, she went the stars of many a fanfics, and her personal favorite. Inuyasha & Kouga! She hoped in time machine and flew to the past where she found the Dog hanyou and Wolf youkai ready to fight.
"Get ready to die, ya mangy wolf" he barked as he pulled out his sword. "Don't make me laugh, mutt!" as he charged at him head on.
Before Kagome could yell for a "Osuwari!" to break up the fight. Dr. Allexia zapped them into to her chambers, for the rest of their days and nights.
"What the hell!?"
"Let us out, wench!"
They yelled and they hollored, and fought to escape, but it was no use they were locked in tight, so they reluctently accepted there fate. Dr. Allexia educated them on her plans as well as how things were in this time, but to make her dreams come true, she need one more person, one more stoodge.
She drove around in her car, searching for a victim, she went long and far. She stopped at a red light, she was tired and cranky, though she tried to stay focus, it was sleep that she fought, til a loud horn and a young girl's voice that broke her out of her thought.
"Hey, Jack off! Incase you're colorblind, the light is green now! Move your ass!"
Allexia turned her head to see a teenaged girl with green eyes, and long purple hair, wearing a black shirt and baggy torn jeans, shaking her fist and shouting obscenes. Ayako was her name and if she was late for school, she get detention which was so not cool. She honked her horn again and told the Dr. to go, and thought to herself "What's up with this stupid ho?"
"How rude!" The Dr. exclaimed. "What a smart ass brat, no respect for her elders and- ....Heh, perfect for my plan!" Without a second thought, she zapped the girl quick and got back to her lab to begin her experiments for her world dominating plan.
Unknown to her, the young girl and youkai worked together and stated 'with a sense of humor, we will keep our sanity and won't be sadated!' So every fic she sends to our heros, they tease and they taunt to keep their brains from turning to slop!
Roll Call...
Inuyasha! (You'll pay for this,bitch!)
Kouga! (Wench! I'll have you're head!)
Ayako! (Damnit, You suck!)
If you're wondering how she keeps them there, what they eat and where they sleep, And other sciencey facts. Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a story, I should really just relax". Because it's Inuyasha Fanfiction Theater 3000!