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Spring Cleaning

By: evileric
folder InuYasha › Yuri - Female/Female
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Spring Cleaning

“Spring Cleaning”

--OR--

“Sango-chan’s First Bra”



An InuYasha Hentai fic by Evil Eric



DISCLAIMER: Author claims no ownership of any persons, places, or concepts appearing herein, and receives no profit from the publishing or distribution of this material.



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Kagome moaned with pleasure as she lowered her hot, dirty body into the hot spring. It had been almost a week since the trail of Shikon shards had gone dry, and baka InuYasha wouldn’t hear of resting until the rest of the team had “convinced” him. And it had taken quite a few “SIT!”s to convince him. Sometimes Kagome swore the hanyou could only be reasonable when his head was buried under a foot of earth.



The heat did wonders for Kagome’s aching joints and muscles. She’d have to remember to do this more once she got back to her own time.



She floated back to the edge of the water and reached for her bag. As she was pulling some towels and wash rags out, there was a rustling in the bushes off to her left. Suddenly defensive, Kagome wrapped one of the towels around her wet chest and turned to face the intruder.



“Who’s there?!” she demanded.



“It’s me, Sango!” said a familiar voice belonging to a familiar demon huntress.



Kagome felt a sense of relief when the older girl came into view. She relaxed her death-grasp on the towel.



“Oh, Sango-chan, thank the kami. I thought it might have been some kind of pervert.”



“I think I know what kind you mean,” Sango said, rolling her eyes. “Mind if I join you? I’m dying here.”



Kagome nodded. As she walked back into the deeper water, she noticed Sango removing her clothes out of the corner of her eye. Kagome felt a pang of envy as she studied Sango’s body. The slayer had a great physique, with firm muscles, great skin and breasts at least a size larger than Kagome’s own. It made her feel soft by comparison.



Sango’s splash as she stepped into the water snapped the time-traveling girl back to her senses, and fortunately, Sango hadn’t noticed Kagome’s staring at her.



“Ohhhh, that’s soooo relaxing...” Sango droned, dipping her head under the water only to stand up and slick back her hair. To Kagome’s sudden surprise, this action caused Sango to unconsciously thrust her chest forward, giving the younger girl a first-class view of her magnificent breasts, drenched in the hot water of the spring. Even as Kagome watched, Sango’s nipples hardened as they came into contact with the cooler air. Sango opened her eyes again and saw Kagome staring wide-eyed and slack-jawed at her. “Kagome-sama? What’s wrong?”



“Huh?” Kagome shook her head, blushing furiously. “Um, nothing, Sango-chan.”



The demon huntress nodded, unsure, but didn’t press the issue. Instead she left her feet and began floating face-up in the water. Using her hands, Sango gently splashed the water over her body, propelling herself along with small kicks of her feet.



“Mmmm...this makes up for that whole skunk youkai incident the other day,” Sango sighed. “I swear, when we defeat Naraku and find all the mission shards of the Shikon no Tama, I’m going to do this every day.”



“Um,” was all Kagome could say in response. She was too busy staring at Sango’s muscular stomach, shapely thighs, and the neatly trimmed patch of dark hair between the older girl’s legs. Who knew how she kept it so neat with only Feudal Era grooming tools at her disposal? Kagome had no idea. All she knew was that the droplets of water clinging to Sango’s pubic hair were utterly transfixing. When Sango shifted her legs to kick harder through the water, Kagome was treated to a brief glimpse of the older girl’s womanhood.



Feeling a tingling between her own legs, Kagome was struck by a sudden sense of immediacy. Whatever she was going to do next, she had to do it right away. And the only things she could think of to do were to jump on top of the demon slayer and ravish her right then and there, or to throw her clothes on and run for dear life. Half the muscles in her body were ready to exercise that first option, when suddenly she realized exactly what she was thinking about doing.



‘What am I thinking?’ she thought. ‘I can’t do that with Sango-chan...it wouldn’t be right. Besides, I like Inu-sama, don’t I?’



“Kagome-sama, could you help me for a minute? I can’t reach my back by myself,” Sango said.



The feeling in Kagome’s nether regions intensified, and she suddenly lost her nerve. She dashed for the stone steps leading out of the hot spring, wrapping a white towel around her as she stepped out. She started digging in her bag for her clothes like the skunk youkai were after her again.



“I-I...that is, I mean I-I-I uh...I gotta get back to the group!” Kagome stammered, flinging on one of her bras and fumbling unsuccessfully with the clasp. She didn’t realize she’d taken both hands off her towel until it fell to the ground, exposing her entire lower body. She let out a small “eep!” as she shifted her arms and legs to conceal her private parts. One of her bra straps slid down her shoulder, causing a soft, pale breast to pop free.



Sango returned to her feet and stood up, once again giving the would-be-miko a perfect view of her chest. An amused look crossed her face.



“Kagome-sama...aren’t you a little tense? We’ve seen each other’s bodies many times.”



Kagome realized the truth of the older girl’s words, and resumed her normal stance. She was still blushing all over. After all, it felt weird to be standing there in nothing but her bra--which was still hanging askew--but Sango was right. They had seen enough of each other to not have anything to hide, and they were the only ones there.



“Gomen, Sango-chan,” Kagome said. “You’re right, I just...something’s different and I don’t know what.”



Sango stepped out of the water and took Kagome’s hands. Stepping backward, she led the younger girl back into the hot liquid. Kagome felt her heartbeat skyrocket as Sango intertwined their fingers.



“I know what it is,” Sango said. “You realized something.” She drew Kagome closer and closer, until their breasts touched. Kagome could feel Sango’s hardened nipples poking into the flesh of her exposed breast and the fabric of her covered one.



“You’re attracted to me, aren’t you, Kagome-sama?” Sango whispered in the younger girl’s ear.



“No, I--mmph!”



Kagome’s half-hearted denial was interrupted by a powerful kiss. Sango’s lips were locked against her own, pressing and caressing passionately. The demon slayer’s tongue slipped into the sweetness of Kagome’s mouth, licking everything it could reach. A shocked Kagome kissed back, relishing the taste of Sango’s tongue and the softness of her lips. The kiss continued for several moments, and Kagome was unable to think about anything else until she felt Sango begin to press her breasts harder into her own, and one of Sango’s legs slipping between hers.



Kagome moaned loudly into Sango’s mouth as the older girl began to rub her thigh against Kagome’s petals, and a pair of strong arms wrap around her body. One of Sango’s hands caressed the small of Kagome’s back, while the other reached down to give her rear a gentle squeeze. She felt her clitoris begin to peek out of its hood, only to be brushed back and forth by Sango’s thrusting thigh. She screamed around the slayer’s tongue, as flashes of fire and ice rocked her body.



To the miko, whose sexual experiences up to this point were limited to pleasuring herself, this was far better, far more intense than anything she could imagine. She had always thought her first time with another would have been with a boy--most likely with InuYasha or perhaps Hojo--but strangely, she found that she didn’t mind that it turned out to be with Sango-chan. In fact, it might even have been better that way. Sango was using her whole body on to pleasure Kagome’s whole body: the sweet tongue in her mouth, the firm, luscious breasts rubbing against her tender chest, the hands roaming her lower body, the smooth leg rubbing against her womanhood...even without the water of the hot spring, Kagome felt like she was floating. She’d never dreamed someone could make love to her so completely!



Kagome felt a powerful feeling building in her loins, a feeling that needed release desperately. Almost as if Sango could read her mind, the two of them opened their eyes at the same time. Kagome saw a look of mischievous, passionate love in Sango’s eyes, and somehow she just felt that Sango knew what she needed. Kagome pushed her tongue into Sango’s mouth and thrust her breasts forward as if to say, ‘Give me more. Give me more!’



Sango obliged, surprising the younger girl by biting down gently on her tongue, and at the same time strengthening her grasp on Kagome’s ass. The shock of this stronger contact pushed Kagome over the edge, and a powerful orgasm rocked her body. She felt her strength leave her, overwhelmed by sensations she wasn’t used to. Sango leaned backward and the two of them fell with a splash into the water, Kagome’s head coming to a rest on Sango’s firm breasts.



The miko wasn’t sure how long they just lay there, floating, and enjoying the feeling of Sango’s fingers running through the wet locks of her hair. When she found herself able to speak again, Kagome looked up to behold a serene expression on her lover’s face.



“Sango-chan...”



“Shhh, just relax, Kagome-sama...”



“...Arigatou, Sango-chan.”



Sango planted a soft kiss on Kagome’s forehead, and Kagome giggled. She returned the kiss on the closest thing she could reach, which turned out to be Sango’s coral-colored nipple.



“Why did you, um...why did we...do that?” Kagome asked.



Sango smiled. “Ever since I found out the truth about all of you and Naraku, about who really destroyed my village, I’ve been devoted to our cause of defeating him. But since then, I’ve also become devoted to all of you...especially you, Kagome-sama. Your quest requires a lot from you, and I am willing to help you in whatever way I can. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you. In a way, I guess you could say...I love you, Kagome-sama.”



Kagome didn’t know what to say, but she managed to sputter, “But...what about Miroku-sama?”



“Sometimes I love him, too,” Sango said. “And other times I hate him. But when I do love him, it’s not quite the same as the way I love you. I can love both of you at once. Just like I’m sure you don’t feel the same way about InuYasha and myself.”



“Um, I guess...” Then Kagome was struck by a thought. “You’ve done this with another woman before, haven’t you, Sango-chan?”



“Mmm,” Sango nodded. “Back at my village, I once had another lover. That doesn’t, well, bother you, does it, Kagome-sama?”



“No, Sango-chan, don’t worry about it.”



They drifted in silence for another few minutes. After a while, Kagome felt one of Sango’s hands reach up and brush her breast. That was when she noticed she still had that bra half-on and half-off. The straps from the side of her exposed breast were floating limply in the hot water. She knew it would probably be wrinkled when it dried off, but for some reason she wasn’t very concerned about that. Sango gave the breast still covered in a bra cup a little squeeze, and began running her fingers curiously over the soft fabric.



“Kagome-sama, what is that thing you’re wearing?” Sango asked.



“This? It’s a bra. Um, a brassiere. In the 21st century, it’s a kind of underwear women wear to keep their breasts from sagging.”



The slayer seemed impressed. “That’s a good idea! I wish we had those kinds of things in our time.”



“Well, you could try out one of mine,” Kagome suggested naughtily. Sango picked up the dangling end of Kagome’s bra, a few drips of water flying off it. “Not that one. Let me get you a dry one.”



Kagome slipped out of Sango’s warm embrace and pulled herself to her feet. She sloshed over to where she had left her bag and started rummaging in it again. It was a good thing she’d packed several days’ worth of clothes! Then, as she shoved a green school skirt aside, she found the perfect thing. It was a special bra from an American lingerie company...V-something’s Secret, it was called. It was a lot more expensive than the rest of her underwear, and it’d had to be special-ordered. But it was just right, since it was a little loose around her, and Sango’s breasts were larger than hers. Plus, it didn’t hurt that it latched from the front. Kagome snickered evilly.



“Oh, Sango-chan...”



Sango got to her feet again and stood up, looking on with curiosity as Kagome climbed back in the water, carrying some lacy pink thing that looked kind of like the one she was wearing. Kagome seemed to remember the one she still had draped over one shoulder, and casually pulled it off and tossed it over her shoulder. Kagome swam back over to her, carefully keeping the bra above the water, and handed it to her.



“Um...what do I do with it?” Sango asked.



“You put it on, of course!”



“How?”



“Oh, let me...”



Kagome motioned for Sango to put her arms through the straps and pulled it tight across her back. Not shy at all by now, Kagome took hold of Sango’s breasts and fit them into the bra cups. Sango blushed at the contact. The bra was a tight fit around Sango’s large chest, but Kagome was able to fasten the bra with little trouble.



“So, what do you think?” Kagome asked.



“It’s...a little tight,” Sango said. “It’s squeezing my breasts.”



“Yeah, I thought it would. You need a bigger size. Heh-heh.”



“Do all women in the 21st century wear these?”



“Umm...almost all of them. But that one’s special. It comes from America.” Kagome smirked, feeling important.



“America...that place on the Western continent, where they speak that language in that one book you always bring with you?”



“Mmm.”



“I see. Um, Kagome-sama...can I take it off now? It’s starting to hurt.”



“Oh, uh, of course. No, wait. Let me do it...”



Kagome unfastened the catch on the bra, allowing Sango’s breasts to bounce free. The motion started to get Kagome excited again, and she acted on a sudden impulse. She took hold of one of Sango’s breasts with both hands, and pressed her lips to it.



“I--oh! Kagome-sama!” Sango cried.



Kagome began to suckle Sango’s breast with vigor, pulling on it with her lips and running her tongue over the areolae. She let one of her hands drift over to Sango’s other breast, and caressed both of them in a slow rhythm. Meanwhile she continued to suck on one nipple, occasionally

nibbling on it with her teeth and planting a kiss on the underside of the breast. Sango nearly lost her balance and fell into the water, but caught herself at the last second.



“Careful, Sango-chan,” Kagome said, letting up from her suckling. “We can’t let that bra get wet. Here, why don’t we take this over to the edge of the spring...”



Sango nodded, and picked Kagome up into her arms. Kagome giggled and latched her mouth onto Sango’s other breast, nursing like a happy baby. Sango carried Kagome over to the edge of the spring and leaned up against the rocks, carefully prying the pink bra off herself and placing it on the dry ground.



With that taken care of, Kagome eagerly resumed her ministrations. She planted wet kisses and trailed her tongue over every inch of Sango’s other breast, all the while pinching the nipple she had been sucking moments earlier. Sango’s breathing intensified, and her chest heaved with every breath. For someone who had never made love to another woman before, Kagome was strangely good at it. The younger girl’s fingers and lips seemed to be all over her at once.



“Oh, kami-sama...Kagome-sama! Mmmm!” Sango felt her foot slide on a slippery rock. “Wait, wait...let’s get out of the water, Kagome-sama.”



Kagome nodded, and the two girls pulled themselves onto the rocks that formed the edge of the hot spring. Sango lay down on her back, her marvelous breasts ready for more attention.



“I have to repay you for what you did for me, Sango-chan,” Kagome whispered, positioning herself above the demon huntress. “Just lie back and enjoy.”



Kagome leaned down to Sango’s face, teasing her with an almost-kiss before slipping her tongue into the slayer’s ear. Sango gasped at the unexpected contact. She cried out when Kagome began nibbling on her earlobe, one of the miko’s hands reaching down to continue pleasuring her breasts. Sango almost wasn’t ready when Kagome kissed her again. The younger girl’s tongue thrust back into her mouth, teasing her and running over her smooth teeth. But the kiss was only a warm-up.



“Your breasts are incredible, Sango-chan...”



Kagome brushed Sango’s breasts with her own, rubbing their hard nipples together and poking the tender skin. She took her own breasts in her hand and pressed them hard against Sango’s, this time without that pesky bra to get in the way.



“Mmm, so incredible...”



“Yours aren’t too--ahh!!--bad either!”



Kagome squeezed both pairs of breasts together, kneading them roughly. Sango moaned loudly, and for good measure Kagome trailed her tongue up Sango’s neck. The feeling of their nipples digging into those tender orbs of flesh was electrifying. But the miko wanted another taste of them. She released Sango’s breasts, and spread them apart so she could lick up and down the valley between them. She nuzzled and kissed each one, then pressed them together hard. Sango’s nipples were almost touching, and Kagome lowered her mouth to them, sucking on both at the same time.



Sango’s breasts felt like they were on fire! She had to work hard to fight down screams, but no one had ever done to her what Kagome was doing, not even her former lover. She hadn’t thought it possible, but Kagome was going to make her cum only by touching her breasts!



“Ahh! Kagome-sama! I’m going to...!”



Sango felt her loins clench and her fluids gush out, soaking her legs. Kagome mercifully released her breasts, giving her precious seconds to catch her breath. Her chest was heaving so hard she could barely see over it. There were no words to describe what she had just felt.



Then she felt a pair of fingers playing around near her mound. She leaned her head up and saw Kagome pop those fingers into her mouth. The younger girl smiled.



“You taste so sweet, Sango-chan!” Kagome said. “You have to try it.”



Sango already knew what her love honey tasted like, but she decided to humor the other girl. When the fingers returned, Sango opened her mouth and sucked hard on them. All too soon, however, Kagome pulled them out.



“Wait, I have a better idea,” Kagome said.



She positioned herself so she was sitting on Sango’s legs, and began to trace her tongue down Sango’s muscular stomach, letting her tongue swirl around in the demon huntress’ belly button before moving down to the wet folds of Sango’s womanhood. Kagome licked her lips for a moment, then ran her tongue up the length of Sango’s slit. The demon slayer screamed in pleasure and would have kicked Kagome if she hadn’t been holding her legs down. Kagome kissed Sango’s cute little nub to coax it out of its hiding place, and then slowly licked in a circle around it. Sango’s whole body was spasming and she was clawing at her own breasts. Kagome lowered her head and slipped her tongue into Sango’s vagina. She licked as far inside Sango as she could reach, sucking up the demon slayer’s love juices. As Sango began to heave and writhe, Kagome increased her tempo, thrusting her tongue hard into Sango’s entrance. She felt Sango grab her head, trying to pull Kagome even farther inside herself. The miko responded with a series of super-fast licks, fluttering her tongue around inside the wet hole.



Kagome pulled her tongue out momentarily, and started to nibble on Sango’s petals. She used her lips, tongue and teeth on the older girl’s sensitive entrance, drawing even more moans from Sango. She moved back up, planting a kiss on Sango’s wet patch of hair before attaching her lips to Sango’s clit again. She replaced her tongue with two fingers inside Sango, thrusting them in and out rapidly, while tugging on Sango’s clit with her lips.



Kagome had a feeling Sango was about to cum again.



“I’m about to cum again, Kagome-sama!”



Then she was sure of it.



With a sudden inspiration, Kagome removed her fingers from Sango’s sex and pressed her breasts together. She gave Sango’s clit a last, hard suck, and the demon slayer arched her back and screamed Kagome’s name. Sango’s juices squirted out, drenching Kagome’s breasts, and she collapsed back to the ground. Kagome took hold of one of her own breasts and rubbed it up and down Sango’s slit, using her nipple to scrape the cum off, and letting it linger near her clit. She moved over to Sango’s face, covered in sweat and blushing furiously. She offered Sango her breasts, covered in the slayer’s own cum, which she eagerly began to suckle and lick.



Kagome gave Sango a naughty smile, which Sango returned. It seemed dirty to be licking her own juices off Kagome’s breasts, but that just made her want to do it more. A small glob began sliding down Kagome’s left nipple, which Sango promptly fastened her lips around. Remembering the extensive treatment Kagome had given her, Sango let her lips linger on Kagome’s nipple a little longer, then returned to licking all over the pale skin. When at last she’d gotten the younger girl’s soft orbs clean, they pressed their lips together, both tasting Sango.



“I want to try that now,” Kagome whispered in Sango’s ear.



Before Sango could say anything in response, Kagome straddled her face, letting her dripping sex hang inches from Sango’s mouth. Sango took the hint, leaning forward to clamp her mouth onto Kagome’s crotch. She moved her hands to the younger girl’s thighs to steady her, and thrust her tongue deep inside.



“Mmmm!” Kagome moaned. “Lick me hard, Sango-chan! Make me cum!”



Sango devoured Kagome’s womanhood, finding the taste even better than her own. She licked up every drop of moisture she could find, sucking and caressing Kagome’s delicious folds. Kagome almost fell over backward, throwing her arms out to catch herself as Sango continued to ravage her. The other girl’s tongue was an intense experience, far exceeding what she could do with her own fingers. Her hips bucked as Sango continued to eat her out, forcing her tongue farther into Kagome than she thought it could go. And just as she thought she couldn’t take anymore, Sango pulled out and started applying short, fast licks to her clitoris. Marveling at how Sango could give her this much pleasure from such a tiny organ, she felt a now-familiar feeling begin to build up inside herself. It was the same feeling Sango had made her feel earlier, but this time it was coming on even stronger.



“Oh, kami-sama! Lick me harder, Sango-chan!”



“Kagome-sama! I love you!”



It wasn’t long before Kagome came again. At the last second, she pulled off of Sango’s mouth and positioned herself above Sango’s breasts. She felt herself gushing, covering Sango’s chest with her cream. As her orgasm wore off, Kagome’s breathing returned to normal, and she used a hand to wipe the cream from herself and spreading it on Sango’s chest.



“Kagome-sama...” Sango whispered.



Kagome planted a kiss on Sango’s forehead in response, then returned her attention to Sango’s breasts.



She licked her cum from Sango’s breasts slowly, tracing her tongue in small spirals and occasionally giving the nipples brief licks. She had to admit, her own juices tasted pretty good, although that might have had something to do with where she was licking them from. She took her time cleaning Sango’s mounds, greatly enjoying the task.



When she was finally done, she collapsed on top of the older girl, their naked bodies gently touching each other. Sango held Kagome with one hand and stroked her hair with the other. They lay like that for a long time, until Sango worked up the energy to say something else.



“Kagome-sama,” she said, “I want to make love to you in a more personal way...”



Kagome looked up, not understanding. “What do you mean, Sango-chan?”



“I can’t just tell you. I have to show you. Please, let me make love to you...”



The miko thought for a moment. If Sango didn’t call what they were doing before making love, but she did call this making love, what could it possibly be like? It was too tempting.



“OK, Sango-chan. Make love to me.”



“That’s what I wanted to hear!”



With a start, Sango flipped the two of them over so that she was on top of Kagome. Kissing the younger girl quickly, she grabbed Kagome’s legs and spread them. Then she straddled Kagome’s pelvis so that their clits were touching, and wrapped her own legs around Kagome’s. This minimal contact alone was enough to make Kagome draw in a sharp breath, but when Sango started thrusting her hips into Kagome’s, the world began to spin.



“Match your thrusts with mine, Kagome-sama!”



“Hai, Sango-chan!”



They crushed their sexes together, rubbing and grinding hard against each other. Sango was right; this was way beyond anything they had done until now. Their lower lips were pressed against each other, forming a kiss far more intimate than the regular kind. Both girls rocked their hips together, making love in a furious frenzy.



“Kagome-samaaaa!”



“Sango-chaaaan!”



Powerful sensations rocked both girls’ bodies as they came at the same time, coating each other with a mixture of their juices. Finally exhausted, they came to rest on the smooth stone, held close in each other’s arms and sharing occasional kisses.



“Sango-chan, that was unbelievable! I’ve never felt anything like that before...”



“I told you you’d like it, Kagome-sama,” Sango said with a wink.



“Mmm. But now we’re all sweaty and covered in...um, you know...what do we do now?”



“Well, we ARE right by a hot spring. Once we can move again, I suggest we go back in.”



“Heh-heh, oh yeah. I forgot. That sounds like a good idea.”



“Yes...”



Then something occurred to Kagome. She sat up as much as she could, and looked around her. She didn’t see what she was looking for. Sango looked up, curious.



“What is it, Kagome-sama?”



“Sango-chan, what happened to my bra?”



“Um...I don’t know. I left it right here.”



“Well, it’s not here now.”



“What are you saying? That somebody came and took it?”



“Of course not, Sango-chan. If somebody had come over here, we would have noticed them.”



“Oh...I guess we would have.”



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InuYasha was lying on a low-hanging but strong tree branch, using his reflection in Tetsusaiga’s blade to help sharpen his fangs. He wasn’t in the best of moods. Well, he was rarely in a good mood, but now he was in an even worse mood than usual. He hadn’t wanted to be here, but he hadn’t been given a choice, and now he had nothing to do. The hanyou hated that. He would have even preferred the skunk youkai to this. That was just his thing: he preferred pain to boredom.



“Feh...stupid wench, making me sit around while she takes a bath,” he muttered to himself. “If I didn’t need her to help find the Shikon shards, I’d just ditch her and let her get eaten by the next hungry youkai that passes by.”



He sighed and went back to picking his teeth, when he suddenly heard a rustling sound from the bushes ahead of him. He hopped off the branch and dropped into a fighting stance, prepared to cut any possible threat into confetti.



“Grrr...show yourself!” InuYasha shouted. No response, just more rustling. “I said get out here!”



The thing did show itself that time, and it turned out to be nothing more than the local lecherous monk, Miroku.



“Geez, Miroku, ya could have warned me it was just you,” InuYasha said, sheathing his sword. Then he noticed there was something different about the monk. His eyes were wide-open, his nose was bleeding, and his jaw was agape. He kind of looked like he’d gotten his ass kicked by someone...or something. “What in the seven hells happened to you?”



“I...I...I...” Miroku stuttered.



“Spit it out!” yelled the impatient hanyou.



Miroku shook his head, adopting an only slightly less-stupid look. “InuYasha. Buddha has smiled upon me today! For today I have witnessed the most beautiful thing in all the world!”



“What the hell are you babbling about?”



Miroku stuck out his hand. InuYasha saw that he was holding some kind of weird pink thing, like a pair of cups with straps sticking out of them.



“So, what’s that thing?” InuYasha asked. “What happened to you, Miroku?”



“It didn’t happen TO me exactly...” Miroku said. “But I did SEE it, and that’s what’s important. That, and that I have this to remember it by.”



The monk then walked away. Well, not exactly walked. The way he left was more like floating than anything else. InuYasha just scratched his head and blew it off with a “feh!”



He climbed back onto his tree branch and tried to get some sleep. His ignorance of exactly what had just happened, and what was happening elsewhere, wouldn’t last for long. And, in the months and years that followed, he would come to wish he could have that ignorance back.



End.



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Author’s Notes:

I got to asking myself, “Hey, Evil E...did they have lingerie back in the Japanese Feudal Era?” And I got to answering myself, “No, Evil E...I don’t think they did.” What followed is what you just read. It was supposed to be a half-page ecchi omake, but ended up being a full-blown, 13-page yuri lemon.



Update 10/23/05:

Sind AFF is getting bitchy about disclaimers, I added one. And I went through this again, made it a little smoother. I posted this right after I first wrote it, without editing it, and I haven’t looked at it since. Hey, if you ask nice, maybe I’ll add another chapter, or start a new story, or something. If you can stomach my perverse imagination, that is.