You Have The Right To Remain Silent

You Have The Right To Remain Silent
By: Maggz
Disclaimer: InuYasha and Co. © Rumiko Takahashi


This time SHE's in charge!


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"InuYasha, there are blue lights behind us.", Miroku said, looking back over his shoulder and punching InuYasha's at the same time. "I told you to quit drivio FAo FAST! I told you we were gonna get caught! I said we're not back HOME, nobody knows we ARE here!", Miroku growled.


"I wasn't going THAT fast!", InuYasha said and slowed the car down, pulling off the side of the road.


"Yes you were! The speedometer said 80mph when I first saw that blue light. The speed limit... RIGHT THERE... says 50mph you idiot!", Miroku laughed as he looked back over his shoulder once more to the police cruiser that had stopped behind them.


"Switch places with me.", InuYasha said and started to unbuckle his belt.


"FUCK no! Are you crazy? You're the one that was driving. No way am I gonna swap with you!", Miroku said.


"But...", InuYasha stammered, looking back over his shoulder. "What the hell is taking so LONG?", he complained and settled back down in his seat, cupping his hand over his mouth and breathing into it.


"Checking out your license plate. InuYasha, what are you doing?", Miroku asked.
"Seeing if I can smell anything... beer, you know? Alcohol?", he replied and leaned over to blow a breath into Miroku's face.


"Stop THAT!", Miroku said, pushing InuYasha back down into the seat.


"Did you smell anything?", he asked


"NO, God!", Miroku said and looked out the window. What WAS taking so long?
A flashlight's beam shone through the back window and Miroku burst out laughing.


"What's so damned funny, Miroku?", InuYasha frowned.


"You.", Miroku laughed louder and InuYasha punched him in the side and huffed out a breath.


A tap on InuYasha's window made them both look around and the light from the flashlight shone into both their faces, making them squint against the glare.


"What?", InuYasha asked.


"InuYasha, roll the window down, man.", Miroku chuckled.


"Oh, ok.", he said and using the power button, lowered his window.


Cool air came through the window and InuYasha looked into a pair of beautiful big brown eyes. Immediately he felt at ease. If there was one thing he could do, it was charm the ladies. A girl cop? Damn! He was in heaven! Talk about your fantasies come to LIFE!


"I need your license and registration.", the voice commanded.


"Sure.", he said and leaned over to pull his wallet from his jeans pocket. Miroku was laughing his ass off, pissing him off but he kept his calm. His charisma was just coming off him in waves, he could FEEL it!


He handed over his wallet and motioned for Miroku to pull the rental papers out of the dash. Miroku did so, shaking with laughter still. Handing it over to InuYasha he leaned down to get a good look. He'd heard InuYasha’s change of attitude as well as the cop's voice. A girl. Shit! Now he KNEW they would be in trouble!


She was cute! Very! The amount of trouble they could possibly be in had just tripled.


"This isn't a valid license.", he heard her say and groaned.


"I know, we're not from here.", InuYasha said.


Duh!, thought Miroku... sometimes InuYasha, sometimes...


She didn't crack a smile, even when he leaned his head out further and gave her his biggest grin.


"You can't be driving with this license, sir. ", she said and he noticed at once she put the emphasis on SIR, but sarcastically.


"Why not?", InuYasha asked and Miroku groaned and slid down in the seat.


"Excuse me?", he heard her say and closed his eyes, putting his hand over them.


"I said, why not? I know how to drive, so does HE!", he said, jabbing his thumb in Miroku's direction.


"You must have a valid license in order to drive this car.", she was saying as she opened the rental agreement and looked at it.


Miroku saw her looking from InuYasha's license to the rental agreement. Uh oh. Problem!


"This isn't you.", she said and waved the paper in his facerokuroku could see the flush creeping up InuYasha's neck and into his cheeks. Not good.


"Miss, if you'd just let us explain.", Miroku interceded on InuYasha's behalf.


Something he should've learned a long time ago NOT to do.


"I wasn't talking to you, was I?”, she asked as she leaned down, looking into the car window at Miroku, seated across from her.


"Well, no but I thought-", he started.


"Don't THINK!", she said firmly and stood back up, one hand on her hip, placed very near her holstered gun. InuYasha turned to look at Miroku and raised a brow. Then grinned. SHIT!


"Ma'am, if I could just ask you to listen to me for just a minute.", InuYasha said softly and moved his hand to the door handle to get out.


Everything from there went way too fast.


She moved her hand to the butt of her revolver and stepped back, her gaze steady on InuYasha.


"WAIT!", InuYasha cried and Miroku stared wide-eyed at the two of them. Why couldn't InuYasha learn to keep his big mouth closed??


"Put your hands back on the steering wheel, right NOW!", she said firmly.


"Ok... ok...", InuYasha said.


"And SHUT UP!", she said louder.


"Great-", he whispered to himself but she'd heard him again.


"I said HUSH IT!", she said.


InuYasha put his hands back on the wheel and stared straight aheahe ohe only evidence of his embarrassment, anger, frustration or a combination of the three being the swift up and down movement of his Adam’s apple.


"Whose name is the car in?", Miroku whispered.


"Sesshomaru.", InuYasha whispered from the corner of his mouth.


"Ok, that's it. Get out of the car Pretty Boy!", she said and Miroku closed his eyes tightly shut.


"WHAT?", InuYasha asked.


"GET OUT NOW!", she said.


"FINE!", he fumed and moved his hand to the door handle once more.


"SLOWLY.", she said.


"Do you want me out of the car or in?", he asked.


"Fuck, InuYasha why don't you shut the hell UP?", Miroku hissed.


"WELL! What the hell am I supposed to do? OUT or IN!?", he growled.


Slowly he opened the car door and slid one foot onto the pavement. He looked up at her as he got out of the car and saw her with her gun still drawn, her eyes firmly on him. He raised his hands in supplication and tried a smile.


"You think this is FUNNY?", she asked.


"NO but... well... what's going on here?", he asked her.


"You turn around, put your hands over your head and lean against the car.", she said.


"Oh man... If you just wanted to FEEL me up-!", he grinned and did a slow turn until he felt himself shoved against the car door. He could hear Miroku's groan and then a chuckle as he witnessed it all.


He felt her hands move over his legs, around his bum, over his back and belly... and down between his legs and he'd be damned if his ‘friend’ didn't get HARD as a brick. FUCK! That was ALL he needed. Wasn't HIS fault though... They'd been here for two months and he'd as yet to find a decent fuck.


"You're... a pervert!", she said lowly as he heard her reaching for something at her waist. Something that clanged together.


"Put your hands behind your back, Stud!", she said and before he knew it, she had him handcuffed.


"You have the right to remain silent...", she started and he whirled on her, eyes wide. This couldn't be true!


"Stay put and keep your mouth closed!", she said and finished off the reading of his rights. Miroku was killing himself laughing in the front seat. InuYasha hoped she slapped the same thing onto him and threw him in the jail to rot. Some help HE was!
She finished, looked in at Miroku and winked. She fucking WINKED! He couldn't believe it.


"Can you drive this car back to the station? Follow me? Can I trust you with that? He's riding with ME!", she said and Miroku nodded and winked back.


"Yes ma'am.", he said and slid over into the driver's spot.


"C'mon Mr. Happy!", she said and jerked on InuYasha's handcuffs, pulling him with her toward her car.


"This is crazy!", he said.


"Do you EVER shut your trap?", she asked and opened the back seat of the car, pushing his head down, helping him inside and shutting the door firmly behind him.
He had no choice but to do as she said. He sank into the seat and put his head back, watching her get into the front seat.


"What's your name?", he asked her.


She flung a look over her shoulder that would've melted steel. "You've got an attitude, don't you? Wonder if you can back it up? All talk and no action?", she asked and turned back toward the front, throwing the car into gear. His mouth snapped shut.
They arrived at a tiny police station, the only car in the lot. InuYasha looked around for Miroku and felt a moment's panic when he didn't see him, then lights swept the parking lot and InuYasha sighed. Thank God! Miroku would get them out of this somehow.


She got out of the car and flung open the door for him. He looked up at her, she sighed and put her hand to her hip, glaring.


"You may think your cute little pout and big amber eyes melt hearts, Pretty Boy but they do NOTHING for me, understand. NOTHING!", she said and with gritted teeth, grabbed him by his shoulder and pulled him from the car. He had the craziest thought that if he could get Miroku's attention, they could overtake her and make a fast getaway... but then he realized how ridiculous it sounded because from the look on Miroku's face, he seemed to be enjoying it immensely. InuYasha saw her throw a smile at Miroku's way and his mouth dropped open once more. Just what WAS this? She was impervious to HIS charm, wouldn't thaw a bit for HIM but was giving Miroku the big eyes and pretty smiles? Damn!


"How small IS this town?", he asked, looking around, for just as he'd thought earlier, they were alone here. it was kinda creepy really.


"Don't you worry about it.", she retorted, pulling him into the tiny station house and Miroku snorted laughter.


"What the hell are YOU laughing at Big Boy!?", she whirled on him and it was InuYasha's turn to laugh now. Miroku's face changed at once as she advanced on him. It looked a bit comical really and if he hadn't been scared she'd have clubbed him with her ballistic, he'd have laughed harder. As it was, one glance from her thrown over her shoulder at him and he hushed.


She threw her arm out and pointed a finger at a room beyond where they stood. InuYasha could see a long conference table and a few chairs surrounding it.
"In there. NOW!", she said and Miroku nodded, his grin disappearing for a moment. He walked ahead of her into the room, InuYasha followed her, unable to keep his eyes off her bottom in her tight little cop uniform. Damn! She was HOT!


She stepped aside as they entered the room and pushed him down into the first chair that stood in front of the table.


Reaching up a hand, she took off the cap that had covered her hair and threw it to the floor where it bounced to Miroku's big feet. He looked at it, hooked one of his shoes inside it and kicked it up into his hands. She laughed and shook her hair free and InuYasha felt his balls tighten at once. JUST LIKE THAT!


Her hair was long, thick, wavy, and black. It hung down her back in rippling waves and she ran her fingers through it as she looked at Miroku, walking slowly over to him. InuYasha swallowed, watching her. Was this for real? As she walked toward him, she slowly unbuttoned her starched uniform shirt and then jerked it out of her pants. Miroku's eyes flew wide open as he glimpsed what InuYasha couldn't yet see. She unhooked her thick leather belt and drew it from her pants. With the belt, she grabbed Miroku's hands and pulled them behind his back, securing him with it. InuYasha noticed he hadn't put up a fight yet. Lucky bastard!


"Move the chair with your feet. What's your name?", she asked.


"Miroku.", he said as he started to move the chair away from InuYasha. He nearly moaned in disappointment. He wanted to watch! She looked at him and laughed.


"Pretty Boy wants to watch, Miroku. Move your chair into a position where he can watch.", she said as she put her hands to her pants and unfastened them, as well as kicking off her shoes and socks. As both Miroku and InuYasha watched, she shimmied out of them and then peeled her shirt from her arms, throwing it all into a careless pile on the floor.


"Shit... fuck!", InuYasha mumbled. There she stood, in black lace bra and matching panties.


"You like to watch, InuYasha?", she asked as she ran her hands over her body. And as he DID watch, helpless NOT to she closed her eyes, threw her head back and allowed her hair to reach past her bottom. Her hands went to her breasts and she molded them with her fingers as she parted her legs. InuYasha cut his eyes to Miroku, he was breathing fast, his eyes glued to the beauty in front of him. Who could blame him? InuYasha then cut his eyes back quickly to her, she was looking right at him.


"I'm gonna give you a show, InuYasha. Just ‘cause I think you're cute, even if you ARE an ASS!", she smirked.


InuYasha wasn't going to argue with THAT!


She backed up to Miroku, sitting slowly down in his lap and spreading her legs for InuYasha's pleasure as she did. Pressing her back against him, she slid her feet up his denim covered calves and placed them on his thighs. God Damn! She was spread right there in front of InuYasha! He shifted in his chair. Painful it was now, bulging. If he could just TOUCH it.


"Wanna touch me, boy?", she asked, dipping her finger into her mouth and sucking slowly on it, then pulling it out.


"You can't.", she said and slid around in Miroku's lap to face him, straddling him, her feet planted in the chair on either side of his hips.


"I want to take the belt away, Miroku. I want your hands on me. Can you handle it?", she breathed, her breasts nearly pressed into his face.


"Mmmm... yeah...", he grunted and moved his head forward to press into her cleavage. She leaned her head back, holding to his shoulders and preshersherself more firmly against him.


Looking at InuYasha from that position, nearly upside down, she giggled. GIGGLED! The bitch had been a hard case with HIM, had arrested him for God KNOWS what! And now she was riding his best friend right in front of him! What had he done? What Gods had he pissed off today?


"You're naughty, InuYasha. A real bad little BOY!", she said and laughed as she pulled herself up, leaned over and unbuckled Miroku's hands. He immediately latched on to her, pulling his hands about her waist and burying his face in her breasts, kissing them, licking them... Fuck! InuYasha could see it all!


InuYasha wondered just how far this little girl town cop would take it. Would she go all the way in front of him with Miroku? He KNEW Miroku was up for it. You could tell. He was getting into it! His hands were all over her, his mouth nearly that. She had forgotten about InuYasha for the moment, her eyes closed, hands in Miroku's hair, her panty covered pussy sliding over Miroku's denim covered cock. Both of them were moaning and he saw Miroku reach around behind her and pull the clasp of her bra loose. Pushing it from her, he cast a look at InuYasha before lowering his head and sucking a rose colored nipple into his mouth. She moaned, turning her head InuYasha's way, closing her eyes and biting her lip. He moaned, he couldn't HELP it... damn! Was he supposed to be made of stone? NO! She opened her eyes and smiled at him. He was incapable of any coherent thought by this point, only conscious of the fact that he was highly turned on and very uncomfortable in his jeans. He found himself pushing his bum back and forth in the chair as vigorously as he could, the friction of his snug jeans over his enlarged cock making him crazy.


She put her hands to Miroku's face and pulled him off her breast, standing up and walking over to InuYasha. He licked over his lips, wanting to taste her. She stopped an inch or so away from him and smiled.


"What is it you WANT so BADLY, boy!?", she teased.


"You. I want you to sit on me. Take off your panties and sit on ME!", he said.


"And the magic word IS?", she asked.


"PLEASE GODDAMNIT!! PLEASE!", he growled.


"Ohhhhhhhhh... somebody is impatient!”, she grinned and started to take her panties off slowly, slowly... down each leg until she reached down and pulled them off her foot. Retrieving them, she walked up against him and pushed the panties into his face.
He inhaled, long and deep, moaning. Girl! The sweet, salty fragrance of GIRL!


"Sit now.", he said.


"Okay, if you'll wear my panties on your head", she said slowly, grinning and started to sit down on him as she arranged her panties on top of his head.


"Undo the cuffs...", he croaked.


"No, you're too bad! I don't trust you.", she pouted.


"I'll be good!", he laughed.


"I know that.", she giggled.


"God you two!", Miroku said suddenly from behind them and they both turned and looked at him.


"What?", InuYasha asked, his amber eyes wide.


"Yeah, what?", she asked.


"I can't take much more of this. I'm going outside. SHIT!", he said and they watched him leave, throwing them both a look as he walked passed them. "InuYasha, take the goddamned panties off your head, man... Jeez!!"


The door closed and InuYasha looked at her.


"Take off the cuffs baby, so I can finish what you started.", he said.


"But will you behave?", she insisted.


"I don't know, you didn't behave too well with Miroku did you? That was going a little too far, baby!", InuYasha said, frowning.


"But you SAID to make it realistic and I tried!", she pouted.


"Let's just say... if awards were handed out for best performance, you'd win hands down, Kagome!", InuYasha said.


She grinned, looking into his eyes.


"This one was fun! I like when I get to be the bossy one!", she giggled, kissing his nose. "Before I let you go you gotta tell me which game we can play next!", she laughed.


"KAGOME!!!", InuYasha warned.


"But you had fun TOO!", she pouted.


"God, you're gonna be the DEATH of me! How about... Doctor and Nurse or maybe... maybe... ahhhh... Teacher and Student. What about Master and Slave?”, he grinned and she pressed her lips to his while she reached for the key to the cuffs on the table near them.


"I'm liking the sound of this more and more, baby. Bring on the FUN!", she laughed. "But you gotta leave the panties on your head, InuYasha."


***THE END***

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