The X Breakers

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha…therefore…no chopped SUEy for you.

Chapter 1: 3-2-1 Let’s jam….

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Inuyasha was sitting in a tree above the others watching them breathe as they slept not so peacefully below. He noticed that some of them were moving aroall all funny like, tossing and turning or batting at the air, flailing left and right in dreamland.

“Heh,” Inuyasha chuckled to himself and drifted to sleep.

What Inuyasha didn’t know is that they were all dreaming little dreams and only one of them was enjoying it. Sango tossed around on her bamboo mat. In her dream she was battling her brother who was trying to kill her again. To her it felt real, she didn’t know she was dreaming at all. After all she had been through that more than once before but she still loved Kohaku and held the hope that someday he’d be back to normal and in her life.

Kagome had the best dream out of all of them. She dreamt that she was holding Inuyasha and he was actually saying he was sorry about something, but she didn’t know what about. She ran her fingers through the demons long silky white hair and was content. Inuyasha never said sorry ever in real life so this was rare in any form and she savored the moment.

Miroku was scratching and clawing at his neck in his sleep. He was dreaming that some unknown person had a sword to his throat and was threatening to kill him. The voice was distorted so he had no idea who it was but subconsciously he knew that they meant business. He struggled to get the sword away from his neck and that’s why he was clawing himself in his sleep.

Inuyasha on the other hand dreamt he was walking into a forrest calmy and climbed into a tree. He sat down and sighed contently. He was all of a sudden ripped out of his tree and hit the ground face first by the word “sit.” He thought Kagome sat him in his dream but in real life he had toppled over out of the tree and landed face first in the dirt wondering what just happened and when he saw Kagome still sleeping he knew that his ass fell out of the tree because of himself and not her.

“Goddamnit!!!” Inuyasha screamed and everyone awoke to see him face first in the dirt. Kagome laughed at the sight because she knew it wasn’t her doing because she had obviously been asleep.
“What are you laughing at you sd wed wench, that shit hurt, are you dumb or something?” he hissed. Kagome’s face turned bright red as she turned around and faced him. He knew what was coming.
“SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT….” She trailed off as she walked away contently after setting Inuyasha straight. The others all laughed and headed to the hut for breakfast leaving Inuyasha and his mouth full of dirt behind. They all sat and grabbed their food and immediately started to stuff their face and chat a little.

“Wow Inuyasha had a pretty good no sitting streak going until this morning. I mean wow, two whole weeks and then he got the ‘sit’ of his life. He really doesn’t know when to shut his big mouth.” Miroku said to the group.
“How about you shut your fucking face you no good grabby stupid lecherous monk, why don’t you go grab Sango again, usually you’d have done that at least 10 times by now. Any ways what’s for breakfast?”

Kagome grinned and smirked as she said, “How about a bowl of kibbles and bits or would you like the usually face in the dirt special?”

“Kibbles and whaaaa? Alright screw you guys I’m going for a stroll if any of you assholes follow me you can expect to be missing your eyeballs. Later bitches!” He said as he sauntered past Miroku and out the door.
Inuyasha tore through the woods at top speed searching for a hot spring to relax and actually bathe in. He didn’t wash all of himself when he bathed with Miroku becaus was was still uncomfortable with the weird vibes Miroku had been giving him. Like Miroku was hiding something. Inuyasha ran for about 20 minutes before finally finding a nice, secluded hot spring which suited his fancy. He was happy about being away from the whole group for once. Kagome pissed him off when she ‘sat’ him that morning and Miroku should never try and talk about him behind his back he thought. Sango and Shippo were just annoying according to him. Besides he needed some good alone time and he wasn’t worried about the ‘What if something happened while he was gone’ thing at the moment because he thought in his head ‘Well the monk has been talking big lately if something happens it’ll just give him a chance to prove himself to everyone.’
“Feh.” Inuyasha snorted as he disrobed and slid into the water, “This is going to be nice.”
Meanwhile back at the hut everyone finished with their breakfast and started wondering where Inuyasha had ruf tof to, but they dared not follow him. They all figured he needed some time along and that maybe he wouldn’t be so cranky if he did either. Kagome walked over to Miroku and smiled a big smile. She intended on asking him something big.
“Miroku?” she smiled again
“What’s up Kagome?” he inquired.
“Is it OK with you if I go back and see my family real quick? I miss them plus I’m out of shampoo.”, she bounced.
“Why did you ask me if you can go do that?” he said.
“Because usually I’d ask Inuyasha but since he isn’t here and you’re the leader I figured I’d ask you.
“Go ahead and do what you need to do, I’ll make sure and tell Inuyasha when he gets back.” He smiled.
“Thanks Miroku!”, she jumped and gave him a big hug and then grabbed her stuff and headed towards the well.