operation sex

Well here we are all you good people my best fanf ictiuon ever done with all the grammer and spelling mistakes you could want sorry I don't have spell check you you can live for all the laughing your going to do while reading my fick........................so let it began

Disclamier: If I owned inuyasha i would never leave my room or my bed...so neat less to say they won't let me have him....


Chapter 1: why a Hanyou should never get drunk!!!!

InuYasha was doing the only thing that anyone who knew him would think was normal behavior...he was sitting in the gods tree!!!! Waiting for...can you guess...?...Kagome!!!! Yep that's what he was doing waiting and being in his usual mood was not to happy about being stuck waiting for her without permission to go and get her back from the screwed up time she lived in...with those stupid tests things that he wanted to kill. Yep he could remember what she had said and for some reason he had gotten the idea that she would really carry out her threat if and when he decided to disobey her.

~3 days earlier~

"InuYasha for the last time I will not stay her I'm going home going to school taking the test and if I feel up to it come here afterwards...only 2 days that's how long i will be gone please just let me go!!!!!!" Poor InuYasha had it coming when he did the stupidest thing he had ever done...he used the thing in-between his ears...A/N wait a second that expression doesn't apply to him dose it weird...and forget the one thing you're deposit to do after you accomplish such a fete...put the information you learned to good use...nope the poor cute eared hanyou didn't have a chance, not a chance or a very good brain for that matter...
"no way Kagome I'm not letting you go to that damn good for nothing time of your to do those fucked up test of yours!" Kagome was neat less to say about to lose control she didn't want to say what came to her mind but she had to she had to pass her next exam or she was not going to high school anytime soon...and that meant she would be better off living in this wonderful era for the rest of her life than facing the real world of her own time. Yep only one chose...
"sit!" she went to the well while the wonderful Rosary worked it's magic making gravity feel like it was doing a damn good job at it's...well job!...as the poor stupid hanyou met the very familiar friend of his whom he liked to kiss hello so very often...dirt! "No listen carefully InuYasha if you even think about coming to my time and I find out you will be sat all the why to kingdom kone on the other side of the earth and I won't give you any Ramen for a whole week got it!" The spell ware off and the poor thing looked at her and noticed the fire in her eyes...normally he would have not cared about a threat coming from Kagome but then normally she didn't threaten him with the fact that she could and would take away the only thing that kept him content with the world sometimes...Ramen!
"fine go and be back soon got it you damn bitch!" the brain stopped working again and down to the ground he went to have another French style hello with...dirt!

~back to present! well 500 years in the past present~^_^

Yep the safest course of action was to do as she said there was only one thing that still pledges the hanyou...why did his brain decide to work all the sudden why not when him and dirt were getting to know each other to intamently? Yep poor stupid hanyou with a brain that went out of whack every time the bitch got to close she was to amazing to pretty well not pretty she was full out gorgeous!!!! Bloody hell she was beyond that if there was such a thing to the hanyou! If only there was something that could make him tell her...
"Yea that's what i need...a potion that will make me have the guts to tell Kagome that i love her like such a thing exists and if it did how would I ever find it?! Gods Kami even the devil himself could find a better why to tell her than me...stupid self." In the bushes nearby a figure stood listening to the hanyou mutter to himself. The cancelled person could easily make out the younger males words and almost smiled...
"Just how stupid can you get don't worry though young one i will give you the help you need to get the girl you want."
And with that the person left without even the slightest indication of ever being there in the first place. Not even the sensitive ears of the hanyou in the tree could have heard the person move away...and that is persisly why he was still talking to himself...

~to a girl in...a bad situation...what did you think I was going to say in love or something shesh...~

"that mean good for nothing hanyou who dose he think I am I'm not going over there until he comes and apologizes! I mean he is so mean to me it isn't fare at all the way he treats me the way he looks at me with those golden eyes the way he sometimes smiles at me...wait what am I saying I'm going to start those fantasy's again if I think like this better just lay down for a second and think this threw *yawn*" Kagome laid down on her bed and started to fall asleep thinking along the lines of...his ears are so fuzzy...

~the dream~ ^_^ (?If you don't like lemon don't read lemon simple as one two three A B C! So Don't blame me just watch and see...) (that rhymed!)

She was laying in the grass next to the well her eyes closed enjoying the warmth of the sun but then the warmth was blocked from her face as something stood over her. "You ever going to wake up bitch." somehow the voice wasn't harsh sounding but almost playful.
"Leave me alone InuYasha I'm tired..."
"I don't think so MY Kagome..." He stressed the word MY a lot! Her eyes popped opened as he looked at her.
"what did you say? I'm yours..."
"Yep you have been for a year already...you forget?" He sat down next to her and smiled...another dream...yep Kagome your in another one of your InuYasha lust dreams...better make the most of it...
"No i didn't I just wanted to her you say it that's all..." He smiled and leaned forward kissing her on the lips gently then he moved so she was in his lap her arms holding him close around his neck and his arms rapped tightly around her. He backed away slowly and looked at her.
"So you want to now or wait for home?" In all her dreams he had said this but she always thought there was a hidden meaning to the statement...something that you can't ever seem to touch let alone grasp.
"Hear anywhere don't matter InuYasha just take me away..." He smiled and laid her down on the ground as he began to take her cloths off but then stopped. He looked her over and then sighed heavily. "What's wrong InuYasha?"
"There's something I want to do but i don't know if you'll like it or not..." she smiled it was a dream so he could do what he liked.
"Do what ever you like i won't complain." He lowered her gently and then ripped her close of with a sweep of his mighty claws leaving her naked. He began to kiss her body all over with fire seeming to burn from his lips onto her skin with every press and release of them against her. His hand touched her everywhere his body moved in ways that seemed real yet impossible...He looked at her plumped breast and started to lick it with his ruff tongue gently then he kissed and then he sucked hard and long at it like if he didn't he would die in a matter of seconds. His free hand moved down to her sweet center and he rubbed her there in her curls. Seeming to silently tell her what his next move was...he plunged one finger into her causing a cry to ring in his ears that had somehow admearged from her throat.
Hearing this he inserted another finger and another into he had 3 in her...somehow...pushing hard and fast to make her come the way he liked it the way she liked it even if it was a dream she had to have the feeling...that amazing sensation of her body exploding from with in her core of pleasure. she came suddenly and InuYasha's fingers came out of her but before she could mourn the lost pleasure she felt a hot tongue lick her in her sensitive area...this had never happened before even in her wildest dreams...he was licking her juices that where still flooding out of her. it was such a felling of pleasure as his tongue went into her as his fingers had previously.
His tongue plunged into her again causing a wave of delight to come over her...enough that she screamed with agony as she waited for what was sure to come...he was holding her hips in place as she started to buck for something more from him...but no he kept on licking her like that wanting her to come into his mouth...she knew it, that was what he wanted. Even if it was a dream InuYasha still would not back down until he got what he wanted. she let herself go then right into his mouth so he would be happy and let her have all of him!
He drank the fluid and then came up her body nibbling her and kissing her stopping at her belly button to harass it with his tongue. When he came to her breast he sucked at each one in turn until they were red with abuse. He then kissed her heck and her ears then forehead and nose then both checks making sure to not touch her lips even slightly...She let him torment her but got feed up when he passed her lips for the fifth time.
"kiss me damn it now InuYasha or I'll never let you touch me again." He smiled and kissed her letting her tongue come into his mouth so she could taste herself all of herself. She let out a groan as she reached up and ranked at his clothing...such a nuisance to ware cloths all they ever did was make you late for dates and get in the way of the 'after date' ritual...why bother wearing them anyway...she thought as she help InuYasha take off his cloths. she felt the all to familiar hardness of his manhood come into contact with her thigh as he desed her. she bucked at him for him to get on with it she needed this right now no matter if it was a dream or what.
He let her win as even as a dreamed up person he wanted to be within her to. So slowly he glided into her and began moving ever so slowly within her depths then faster and faster. He would go in as fare as he could causing her to bring her legs up around his waist then would come out all the way till his tip was just barely negging her entrance. Over and over it went like this as the two moved together crying out in excitty and need. Both saying the others name loud and long so as to tell the world know who there lover was.
Finally in one last move both let go of reality as they came and went, in each other arms letting there pleasure be known...not that the rest of the sane world didn't know already. InuYasha trusted into her only about 3 more times before he pulled out of her slowly seasing there warm connection of love for the other. And right before the most important part was said...right before truth became reality...like always she woke up as she heard fantily in the back of her mind InuYasha say those words or try to say...
"I...Love...You..." she always woke up when he got to that part the one part she wanted to hear the most.

~back to the world of the awake people...with Kagome of course!~

"Wow that one was a vivid one all right! Man I'm all sweaty." Every time one of those dreams accrued she had that problem and when she was with InuYasha it was worst. He always woke up and came down to wake her up from the dream he would look her over and one time he even went so fare as to hold her for her comfort. Little did he know that when he did that it was only making matters worst because she would get the urge to rip his shirt off. Not that it was that much of a bad thing to began with but he may not like it all to much...
She laid back into her pillow some more and waited for sleep but it never came she just sat counting sheep until the sheep became was ways InuYasha could pleasure her then she had to stop and go take a very cold shower.

~to the poor hanyou's friends~ ^_~

"He's been like this for three days can't you hit him or something Miroku?" Miroku looked at the youki in the tree just about 20 feet away. they were down wind so he couldn't smell them and were nervous that somehow he might...
"Shippo I'm not sure that's a good idea right now he might kill me or something."
"You say it like it's a bad thing pervert. Now remove your hand or I'll do it for you!"
"Sorry lady Sango my deepest apologies I assure you."
"If your so assuring then why don't I believe you?" He thought for a moment before smiling a little to big and perverted like. So Sango did the only thing she knew to do...
*thump*
"Maybe one day my lady Sango you will understand the reason I act as I do..." He said under his breath but just loud enough for her to hear.
"I would never ever in a thousand years let myself be degraded to your level of leechrary! Wait I take that back..."
"Really!" He said hopefully smiling at her bigger.
"I would never in 5 billion trillion cagillion years!!!!!!!" With that she started to watch her only Youki friend ever again, well that could talk not meow.
"Well your sinning know aren't you?"
"what makes you say that leech?" She didn't even look at him witch hurt the poor perverted monk a little.
"lying is a sin." She looked at him his smile returned and then left as she hit him knocking him unconscious with her abnormally large boomerang (I can't spell the name of the weapon so work with me a little here!)


~in the tree~

"Man I want to see her real, real bad but I don't want her to get mad at me any more than she is or good bye Roman! what the hell am i deposit to do!!!" He jumped out of the tree and started to walk towards his hiding friends as they looked at the unconscious monk and wondered if he was alright. InuYasha was almost 5 feet away when he heard them well Sango saying....
"I think he might have brain damage..." This made the hanyou mad not the brain damage but instead the fact he know knew they were spying on him!
"What the hell do you think your doing." yelled InuYasha he took in the sight in front of him. there was Sango and Shippo sitting looking at a very unconscious Monk with @_@ Eyes...
"We were doing..." Started Sango...
"Nothing!!!" Yelled Shippo covering her mouth as he did.
"You dirty little liar!" He reached down and grabbed the little kitsue by the tail like always to look him in the eyes! "I'll ask you one more time which means you got one more chance to tell me the truth and i might not hurt you now...why are you here?!?!?!?!?"
"We were just trying to find away to get you to get your ass in gear and go apologies to Kagome that's all!!!!" the poor thing wiggle in his grasp to get away but that wasn't happening anytime soon.
"You good for nothing little wimp of a Youki! How dare you fucking tell me to good and make up with that bitch!" It was then that the poor monk decided to wake up and join in on the ersaersation.
"Excuse me InuYasha but you should I have a feeling that she wants you to come..." InuYasha looked at the monk pervert who was his only male friend ever.
"No way it will be a cold day in hell the day I give into her!" Everyone sighed heavily thinking the same thing. 'He'll never learn...'
"InuYasha listen to me! Lady Kagome is angry with you so you must ask for forgiveness if you want her to be nice again...you started the argument so you must finish it..."
"By her begging for me to forgive her!" InuYasha interrupted the monk.
"No!!!"
"what then?"
"You will go and forgive her!!!!" InuYasha threw Shippo to the ground so he could cross his arms and 'Feh'
"no way!" the monk was out of ideas so he did the only logical thing he could think of.
"Come on my friend let's discuss this over a drink." the hanyou thought this threw and then decide it sounded like a good idea.
"OK that sounds fine but it's a waste of time I'm not backing down!" they all side as the monk and hanyou went to get some sake and 'talk'.

~In the present as in the hear and now where you and me live or for the dumper readers Kagome's time!~

"I can't take it anymore! I'm going back over there and giving that good for nothing a peace of my mind!!!!" Yelled Kagome as she stood up from her school desk.
"Miss. Kagome What do you think your doing?!?!"
"I was I was doing nothing sir please forgive me!" She said bowing her head low to where it was almost touching the desk.
"Are there problems we need to discuss Miss.?"
"No, no Gome ne (I'm sorry)."
"then I suggest you go in the hall and recuperate from your outburst while doing some extra work!" He handed her the assignment as she groaned and stepped into the hall way. As she closed the door she noticed an opened window. She walked over to it almost hoping to see her hanyou waiting in a tree for her to get out of school but no such luck. No InuYasha to greet her and take her away from this terrible day that he had caused in the first place.
"Better get to work on this assignment...I wish I could see him."

~later that day~

"Kagome!!!!" All her friends from this era came running up to her yelling her name together like always.
"hello!" she said putting on her very fake I-don't-want-to-be-here smile.
"Is it true?!?!?"
"Is what true?"
"You broke up with Hojo!!!!"

~earlier that morning~

"hey Kagome!" Oh no her comes my favorite person in the world...fake smile on her we go!!!
"Hello Hojo how are you this morning?!"
"I'm fine how about you?!?"
"Fine" 'it be better if you would leave me alone...' "I'm glad to see you there's something i wanted to talk about with you."
"yes why don't we discuss it over dinner...?" she sighed and looked at the ground.
"Hojo I need to be honest with you!"
"About what?"
"About 'us'" She sighed this was the hardest thing to do but it needed to be done and the sooner the better.
"what about 'us'"
"well you see Hojo-chan it's just that there's..."
"there's what?" dose he have to repeat everything I say!!!!!
"There's someone else now don't get me wrong your great and all but your not what I'm looking for in a guy...Gome ne Hojo." At first I thought he might cry well he did cry later in the boys locker room I found out from his best friend but he didn't right then.
"I...I...understand I'll just be going now..." With that he had walked off and after the guilt wore off she did a happy dance to finally be writ of the annoying to perfect Hojo once and for all.

~back to the present conversation~

"Yes I sure did!" She said with her now genuine smile on her face.
"why how could you he was perfect for you!!"
"that's the thing he was to perfect I wanted a challenge in a guy. I want to be able to mold him until he is what I want!!!"
"but Hojo is what you need!" she shock her head from side to side.
"No he was what I needed to get writ of just to great a guy why don't one of you take him I'm feed up." they all looked and said at the same time.
"You left him for that good for nothing selfish two timing bastard of a guy didn't you!"
"Yes and his names InuYasha!!!"
"But Kagome he's no good for you this InuYasha guy we've never even met him and he sounds like a stupid guy to began with!"
"Take that back I love him and nothing's going to change that got it now I'm going home!!!!!" With that she marched off leaving all her friends speechless and dumbfounded!

~At home in the well house~

"I'm going to give that hanyou a piece of my mind and he's going to regret that his father ever fell in love!" She jumped into the well and started back to were she would get that good for nothing good!!

~meanwhile with the good for nothing~

"Old Mac Donald had a farm he I he I OOOOO and on that farm he had a girl...with a hump hump here and a hump hump there here she humped and there she humped!" Sang Miroku and a very drunk InuYasha in a bar in the village. Once they had finish the song a second time the Hanyou got an idea!
"Mirokuuuu"
"What *hiccup* InuYashie..."
"I think...thattt..Mayssbe's I's better's go tell's Kagome's that's I's a being in love's with her's now's!!!'
"that's sounds like's a good's idea." and with that a drunk hanyou and the drunk monk. (drunk monk that rhymes!!!!!) went on a collision course with a mad Kagome!!!!


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