Jakotsu: The Woman In Me!

 

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"You see the thing is...I like penises."

Jakotsu

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Chapter 10: Bishounen!

Inuyasha was growling at Kagome in that verbally threatening way with his simmering amber eyes burning a hole through her innocuous mind filled with nothing but air, at least it would be if she would hold still. Jakotsu wondered if he should intervene and make Inuyasha realize that he was a hair-breadth away from making actual skin contact with him, or just keep his mouth shut and watch his cute puppy handle his woman being pregnant.

Wait a moment-did he just call Kagome his woman?

Oh my God!

I'm becoming demented.

"Shut up Jakotsu! You're the one who got me in this mess to begin with!" Kagome snarled feeling a mite ticked off and hormonally overcharged with a half-demon growing in her womb, the passing of one week being the Demon gestation equivalent of 3 months.

"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked tentatively, forgetting his ire in the face of her fury. He should lay low and avoid the 'O' word...

"WHAT!" she quipped frostily.

"Nothing." he said quietly hoping she would turn her fulminating blue eyes away from his defenseless person.

"NO! Obviously you wanted to say something, so what is it?" she asked again in a more calm manner if screaming could be equated thusly.

Turning away and hoping that by ignoring her she would forget about him as well he was stopped by her next words.

"Tell me NOW!" Kagome shrieked frightening birds flying nearby with her sizzling nerves and sizzling miko energy.

Fumbling with his fire rat he decided to tell her part of the problem, "You sorta smell-" Inuyasha started but got no further than that before he became reacquainted his his long lost friend the ground.

"OSWARI!" Kagome yelled at the top of her lungs, holding the D flat note for a formidable amount of time before a silent figure came out of the shadows of trees and clapped.

Standing bemusedly in all of his finery was the Great Lord of the Western Lands himself; Sesshoumaru, or a.k.a fluff-butt to some.

"How interesting, consorting with ningens I see?" Sesshoumaru asked, looking pointedly at Kagome's womb.

Having the grace to blush, Kagome caught Sesshoumaru's pun and decided that a change of subject was required. Deciding to right matters she released Inuyasha from his imprisonment of the ground with a quick miko spell, and strode to face the Taiyoukai.

"What do YOU want?" Kagome asked tactlessly.

Barely glancing at her direction Sesshoumaru returned his gaze to his snivelign brother.

"Nothing that concerns you whore." he answered snidely.

"NANI!" Kagome fumed, pissed off that Sesshoumaru had dissed her so rudely. Sure he was hot, but this was unforgivable.

"You are needed at court, otouto, and you shall be named my heir apparent since I am currently without one." he continued unfazed.

Blustering, Inuyasha re-set his fire rat robes and faced his brother with some equanimity.

"And why would I want to help you brother?" he bit out, grasping the Tetsusaiga.

"Because I have something that interests you." he replied holding out a huge chunk of the completed Shikon No Tama on his fine alabaster hand.

Frowning, Inuyasha asked a question they were all dying to know, "How the fuck do you have more shards than Naraku?"

Smirking, Sesshoumaru replied, "I killed him and in return I evoke a blood oath."

Inuyasha promptly paled and feinted. He had forgotten the words he had foolishly sworn to his brother in his sake fogged mind. Now he, he was, he was...well at least Kagome wouldn't sit him for a while.