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By: PhoenixDiamond
folder InuYasha AU/AR › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult +
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Squeak, Squeak

Author's Rant: Ok guys last chapter of this crazy crack ^_^

Warnings: Lemon (you know I can't leaving ya'll hanging like that lol) Sorry Jorge.


Squeak, Squeak

Oh no, you couldn't tell him a damn thing now. He had this strong stride oozing total sexiness that said yes he'd had his thrill of molesting a sixteen year old last night and baby it was explosive. Yes indeed, every ounce of his being poured out in gravitating waves, strong enough to slam a younger brother into the ground for each step.

And yet with all of the evidence of pure ecstasy spilling out of his pores, no one ever saw a single smile to fully incriminate his crime. Oh yes people Naraku knew his damned-to-hell brother molested that teenage boy. He was positive of it. Naraku's known Sesshomaru all 15 years of his life. (He only claims fifteen years of Sesshomaru's life because it was at sixteen when the fool decided that he wanted to be a pedo when he grew up.)

Koga was terrified constantly looking over his shoulder every five minutes for the men-in-blue to come bursting through those doors, asking to take him downtown to be anally raped by a big dicked man who'll make him drop the soap to get a piece of his tanned, delicious—"Oh my god Sesshomaru how could you!"

The mentioned dog demon only blinked from stirring his bucket of special blended ice cream, looking as innocent as a lamb,"I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about."

"Yes you do!" Whined Koga looking over his shoulder for the forty-second time that day. How do we know? Because Naraku's been keeping count. "You're going to make me someone's bitch. Oh god you don't love me!" Koga dropped to the floor in an attempt to flatten his entire body on the floor as he has so many time before.

Naraku pushed up the rim of his glasses, putting away a clearly cracked milkshake glass. Yep you guessed it. The glass cracked because he doesn't want his asshole ripped in two either. He's just to proud and sexy to admit it he's scared for his utter sexiness being used and abused by Big Frank or Mr. Budda at Metro, "Where's Inuyasha?" A damnable question but he might as well ask where the brat was.

If anyone noticed—well the little pink haired, pink eyed bird child did anyway—they would've caught that tiny trickle of blood slip out of Sesshomaru's nose as he remembered the steamy time of total jail time that happened only last night. And boy did he want to break that law again and again...

Lemon Flashback

After the first shocking kiss Inuyasha had been too stun to speak a single word. Nothing, not even a 'what the fuck?' could come from those pink lips that unconsciously licked away the sweet flavor that belonged to the smiling man hovering above. With all of that long hair trapping him within a sealed void of fine silver, Inuyasha could barely comprehend his next actions that would soon shock him too.

In that moment of blinking innocence turning Sesshomaru's pedo meter through the roof, Inuyasha stretched his arms out, looping each around a sizzling hot shoulder blade, while keeping focusing on those melting gold eyes.

Who ever made the next move could be determined later but in a simultaneous agreement, both leaded in to capture the sugary press of the other's lips. As much as Sesshomaru felt like having a funny pedo theory to make a secret audience laugh, this definitely wasn't the time for it. Especially when he had this tight ass virgin grinding that widdle pee-pee on his super jumbo sized demon molester.

Inuyasha was a virgin. Yep no one touched that ass but his mother and…himself on occasion.

From experience of having so many before him, Sesshomaru couldn't deny that Inuyasha's lips were perfectly ripe. So soft and smooth, tasting so cleansed of anything but his natural flavors. Every single inch of his mouth was eagerly explored by the warm demand of his possessive tongue, lapping each raising fang while his hips grounded evilly into the weeping pup's hips.

This was something different from the others. Oh yes very different. Inuyasha's inexperience was a huge topper. The boy whimpering from every section of his body groped and teased as his hips reached up to squirm and grind against the larger bulge. When he shyly probed his tongue to ease inside Sesshomaru's, the older demon smiled and parted his lips to letting the juicy tongue enter to tangle with his own. He stroked and licked Inuyasha's tongue, turning his head in different ways to keep the session flowing smoothly.

Sesshomaru pulled back, layering heated kisses over that slender neck and eased toward the sweaty collarbone, licking at the beads collecting. "You like it don't you," Sesshomaru's voice was a sizzling whisper as he heavily grinded his erected bulge on Inuyasha's.

"Oh yes…" Inuyasha moaned, eyes fogged and glossy. "I like it..."

"Mmm…" Sesshomaru ran his fingertips over the slightly protruding ribs over those sinful hips until cupping a handful of supple ass cheeks, giving a firm squeeze to press their lips closer, "You feel so good…"

"Aaah Sesshomaru…" Inuyasha gasped timidly into the pointed ear near his lips as so many sensations glided over his body. Smothering kisses feathered and suckled at his neck, long rolling grinds rotated cruelly over his brief covered erection and the hands squeezing his ass flexed and released for each press.

Inuyasha moaned squirming from the overwhelming flow of hot bliss pulsing in his body, claws leaving light pink trails along those flexing muscles. Sesshomaru's feral growl rumbled against his neck before he lifted up to stare at the flushed fire burning over this young things face. And gods help him if this wasn't the sexiest thing he'd ever seen before…

He lead in another taste of those pure lips. Inuyasha's eyes fluttered captured in a misted heaven as again his mouth was ravished and polished clean of his flavors.

"Stick out your tongue," Sesshomaru ordered gently, whilst keeping the sensual rotation of hips in motion.

Inuyasha numbly nodded and gradually stuck out the pink length. Sesshomaru's chest rumbled deep and slowly pushed out his own to coil around the shorter tongue, lightly coating it with his tastes.

Inuyasha mimicked the teasing outside kiss seductively stroking his tongue over and under the long organ. Sesshomaru matched each tongue roll with the press of his hips, keeping the fire burning from both ends. The entire tongue squeezed and hugged Inuyasha's, licking from side to side up and down before Sesshomaru pulled away, forming a shiny slither of saliva between them.

"You kiss wonderfully," Praised Sesshomaru, smirking at the harsh pants and rushing aches of Inuyasha's pelvis against his.

"Sesshomaru please…" He pleaded, aching his hips up urgently.

Sesshomaru chuckled, shaking his head, "Impatient are we?" But he too was ready to taste a little of what lied beneath those forbidden underies. He slowly reached down; trailing his fingers teasingly down the spread of tanned skin until meeting the rim of the briefs and pulled them free, with a little help from a panting hanyou.

The briefs were flung to the farthest corner of the room, setting Inuyasha's weeping dick free to throb, "You look…good…enough…to…eat," Every word purred against a kissed section of skin. Sesshomaru taunted one brown nipple at a time, keeping his eyes trained on the parted dry lips, licking repeated to stay moist. Hot wind blew over the taut pebble, chill it to a rounded nub. Suckled sips and punishing nips fed off each nipple till glowing a darken red before Sesshomaru trailed down praising each ab. And finally he made it to his main prize.

When the feel of hot air grazed over silky white curls, Inuyasha shot up shaking his head, "N-no, Please don't…I-I've never…never done that…" He shyly tried to close his legs but Sesshomaru wasn't hearing any of it.

"Hmm but I like what I see…I think I want a taste…"

"N-no… I said No" Inuyasha scooted back nearly falling off the bed, had Sesshomaru grabbed his hips and held him in place. Now the hanyou was nervous. He couldn't see anything with his head flopped over the edge of the bed. Shifts of silky hair brushed over the inners of his thighs bringing a hot blush on his cheeks.

Then as soon as the flicker of moist heat milked the tip, he nearly dove over the edge, "Aaah Se-s-s-sshomaru—aaah wait…please no… please aaahh." Crawling away proved futile for the weakened hanyou as large hands latched around his hips, holding his bucking in place.

Sesshomaru bowed his head by the slowest degrees until every inch of that salty dick was coated with his mouth. As his tongue worked a sensual coil up and around with each tightened suckle, he kept his eyes on the rapid rise and fall of Inuyasha's chest now drenched with sweat. It took all of his control not to take the boy as ready as he was but oh no he wanted to savior every molestable minute. This was going to be drawn out as much as possible.

Inuyasha had no idea what to do with his hands. Keep them by his side, pull his hair or grab Sesshomaru's shoulder, he had no clue. They just couldn't seem to stay in place with each hard suck. Finallt he settled for the long mass of hair covering his treasures from the world but curtained inside the molten sin of Sesshomaru's mouth.

When the pressure increased Inuyasha couldn't resist his legs trembling and shaking in the air. It just felt so good, he had to move something. Anything. There was just so much going on. Then he felt the sharp pull of pressure growing in a constricting pull in his stomach.

Inuyasha grabbed two handfuls of clumping hair, trembling and overcome with so much pleasure. He couldn't take much more. He was so close, damn near about to explode—

And Sesshomaru lifted his head to free the reddened erection, throbbing against his lips.

"Oh God please…" Inuyasha tried to sit but Sesshomaru shoved his head back over the bed. "Please Sess…please…" He couldn't believe Sesshomaru had just did that. He was so fucking close it hurt and poof he pulls some crap like that. Could you blame him for begging?

Sesshomaru said nothing sliding his hands underneath the firm ass cheeks, nuzzling his face against the swollen sack, "You smell so good."

One small lick over the brown sack had Inuyasha aching his neck and back howling his pleads for mercy, "Pleasssssse Sess….please…Gods….please do it—Gah oh my—gah aahh ahh!"

The startling realization of hot, steamy wetness breezing over his pink hole stunned Inuyasha silent, mouth agape with only pure shock in his eyes. The press of a large tongue stuck in slowly stretching its way through—

"Nmmnn Sesshomaru,"

—Deeper and deeper it went probing around the innocent tastes only Inuyasha possessed.

"S-Sesshomaru oh god yesssssss…."

—Through careful searching and heated wandering, Sesshomaru lapped at it all. He felt the ball of passion hidden deep inside and flick his tongue over it time and time again torturously.

Inuyasha shuddered violently, legs vibrating overhead, hands tangled in piles of hair and tears springing from his eyes. Sesshomaru was cruelly edging so close to oblivion only to pull away each time. Countless cries of mercy went unheard as the punishment went on and on. Inuyasha's breathing labored terribly, trying to find a medium.

The room spun around and around, dizzly losing him in the land filled with so much fire and ecstasy.

Finally Sesshomaru retracted his tongue, crawling forward to wedge his wide frame between thighs never having another soul inside. Inuyasha's chest rose and fell in deep heaves and panted sighs, completely ignorant to the red tip pressing his entry.

"Aaah AAhhh go slow, go slow dammit!" Inuyasha inched back relieving the added filling until Sesshomaru held him still and gradually entered, listening to the whimpers and worships of his size. Warmth and tight untouched muscles, suctioned Sesshomaru's dick in more with each slow retreat and thrust. After some calming effort he was sheath all in the way. The squeezing hold straggling his cock shot spark after electric shock up his spine.

"Move…Goddammit move." Inuyasha moaned, clenching his fist open and closed.

"As you wish," Sesshomaru pulled back, biting his lip from the muscles pushing out and snapped his hips forward against the hold. He lead over pushing deeper inside then before, lifting one of perspiring thighs over his shoulder, pulling back and thrusting again.

Inuyasha whined from every drop of pain and pure pleasure soaking his insides. Every slow thrust snaked up his spine making his hair fling everywhere. Clumps of white lockets plastered over his sweaty face and his lips dried from the moaned name of his pleaser, "Sess…Sess…Sess…Sess…"

"Yes say my name…Mmm yes say it…"

Inuyasha sat up and over, twisted awkwardly to see the agonizing grinds and thrusts going in and out. His fingers dug into the messy mattress as he watched those angled hips work magic over and over again.

"Say…my…name…" Thrust, emphasizing every word.

Inuyasha flung back, toes curling from the painfully slow pace, "Sess…Sess…gods you're killin' me." He loved this slow pace. He could feel every inch going in and pulling out. Twisting and turning so oddly and hitting everything in him. The hotness filling him completely—He was damn near close to passing out.

"Oh Sess…Sesss…!"

"Yash—" Damn now he was getting close. It wasn't going to last much longer now. Sesshomaru hiked up both legs, pulling Inuyasha's entire body on the bed. He wanted to see this boy's face in the final throes.

Inuyasha felt the pressure returning, coming full force. All those times of edged off pleasure were coming back tenfold.

Inuyasha wrapped his legs around Sesshomaru's neck, making flushed eye contract with the dark bronze eyes staring at him like a meal. Sesshomaru sharpened his thrusts hitting a different angle every snap of his hips, bringing forth a new cry every time. "Aaah Sess, God Sess aaahh!" Inuyasha gripped his hair tossing his head from side.

Loud smacks of skin slapped louder and louder as the pace grew. Sesshomaru dug his hands in the shapely hips diving at a demonic speed.

Inuyasha shook stuttering, ""O-o-o-o-oh –S-s-s-s-s-Sess….A-a-a-a-a-ahh!"

"You like that?"

"Yesss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s!"

"You want it faster? Huh?"

"Aaah yess-s-s-s-s-s- I-I-I-I'm go-o-onna c-c-c-cum!"

Sesshomaru dug his dick impossibly, fucking him harder and faster. Sweat fell from his brow, dripping on Inuyasha's chest. Pressure was tightening, squeezing, holding, constricting. Inuyasha screamed from the hot slams, brutally burning his insides. So much ecstasy bottled up inside exploded in a wild ribbon of salthy white, painting his chest and Sesshomaru's.

Sesshomaru came hard and deep, grunting every jerked shot messily filling the puckered hole. Sesshomaru tiredly lowered Inuyasha's legs and fell to the side, pulling his lovely jailbait to his side. An In synced sigh released between the two exhausted Inus.

Quiet purrs rumbled deep in the hanyou's chest as fingers light traced over his shoulder and neck.

"You're pleased." Sesshomaru stated confidently.

"Yea, very," Inuyasha snuggled closer, "I've never thought it'd be that great."

Hell Sesshomaru knew. He knew how illegal it was, how he was risking his own ass being molested by a biscuit eating muscle man, being beaten by police sticks, all of it. Yet that only made it that more thrilling.

"So…"

"Yes."

Inuyasha lifted his head a sly smile on his face, "I guess this means you're gay huh—eep!"

In a quick twist Inuyasha suddenly appeared underneath his unknown pedo. Sesshomaru nudged his leg between the waiting thighs, "Maybe…but lets be sure…"

"Hell yea…"

End Lemon Flashback

"Sesshomaru…Sesshomaru…Sesshomaru!"

Sesshomaru wiped off the nosebleed, "Yes?"

Koga frowned from the floor, "What's wrong with you?"

Naraku sighed going to turn the sign around for the shop, "He was fantasizing about that brat he molested," After that was done he wiped his fingerprints off the doorknob. There was no way in hell he was going to get involved in this bullshit. "Where's Inuyasha?"

Sesshomaru paused as another nosebleed suddenly appeared after the first, "I have to go."

"Where are you going—Sesshomaru!" Naraku followed after the running younger brother, "Where the hell are you going? We're about to open!"

"I have to get Inuyasha out the bath!"

Naraku stopped, frowning. "You left him in your bathroom?"

"No!"

"….Then where is he?"

"In your bathroom!"

Naraku's mouth hit the floor and so did Koga's who ran back inside to lock the door and turn the closed sigh. Naraku was about to explode in three…two…one "SESSHOMARU!"



Sesshomaru could give three damns about his brother's misunderstanding. Naraku should feel privileged in wanting to help him accomplish his goal. No one told the fool to buy two homes. He was practically screaming for someone to molest a kid in at least one fancy house.

The minute he made it to the two story home, Sesshomaru grabbed the spare key he stole—no surprise there—and opened the door. He had to move the boy outta there before Naraku came exploding all his nonsense everywhere.

When he went to the bedroom where he last left his jail bait biscuit, there was no sign of him…

Shit….social services must've got here before he did.

"Splish splish, I was takin' a bath

Long about a Saturday night"

What's this? Do his ears deceive him or are those the tone deaf tunes of his beloved hanyou singing? Oh and is that a splash?

"A rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub

Thinkin' everything was alright"

Down the hallway Sesshomaru goes. Where will he stop? Only his dick knows! Through the bedroom, through the door and low and below what does he find?

"Yes, I was a-splishin'' and a splashin'...

I was a-rollin' and a-strollin'..."

A cute, adorable hanyou splashing butt naked in the bath tub. Filled with vanilla scented bubbles and playing with rubber toys. Here was Inuyasha looking every inch of the picture perfect post card for a pedo and—uh-oh here comes the nose bleed— he was giggling and splashing like a molestable child.

Get it together man. You seen him naked before…"Inuyasha." ...Minus the booty bubbles.

Inuyasha blinked so cutely, squeaking a rubber dinosaur and pouted, "You left me here alone Sess," He looked so cute.

Naraku be damned. There was no way in hell Sesshomaru was letting this pass. It was time for some molesting.

"Inuyasha?"

"Yea?" Squeak, squeak.

The clothes hit the floor, "I think I need to remain you of my manhood…" Dick spring into action mode.

Inuyasha growled tossing the little toy over head, "Then come at me, Tasty Creams."

"Mm Mmm…" He was gonna molest the shit outta 'em.


^_^ The End ^_^



TBC: I know, I know, lame way to end it but poop I warned you it was crack. Nonetheless I truly hoped you got get a good laugh.

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