My Best Friends is Naraku

Disclaimer Dont own Inuyahsa or Naruto
Now, back to our normal punctuationally correct story...Yea!
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We leave school and see Kakashi and Kaze.
"We'll be splitting up," says Kakashi. "Gaara and Sasuke will be going with Rin, Anna, and Naraku, Naruto and Lee will go with Kagome, Neji will go with Miroku, Sakura will be with Sango, and April will be with me and Kaze-sama."
*Groan* "Do we have to, sensei?" asks Naruto.
"Yep," chirps Kakashi and with a puff of smoke he vanishes.
"Behave, children," says Kaze. "April, come here."
My ex-sister walks over to him and then vanishes in a orb of light as she is taken with Kaze home. We all split up into our designated groups and go home.
Naraku, Rin, Gaara, Sasuke, and I head to the house. Nara-kun, Rin, and I try to engage the other two in conversation, but it is like talking to brick walls...no use. I notice a familiar aura at home and run to the house. Nara-kun and Rin follow at a slower pace already knowing who it was. Unknown to them, Sasuke tenses up.
"ITCHYYYYYY!!!!" I scream as I tackle him. *Puff* "Oh, drat. A clone. Come out, Come out wherever you are."
*anime sweatdrop appear on Naraku's and Rin's head* "Anna," Rin says. "I don't think he's stupid enough to let you do that."
"Hey," I pout just before having to duck out of the way of a flying star.
"Eep!" I squeak.
Sasuke flies past me to the house. "HUH?? What's his problem?" I grumble. *Bang**Crash* 'That better not be valuable'
"Hmm, is that Itachi Uchiha I'm sensing?" asks Gaara.
"Yeah, so?" asks Rin as the sound of more crashing is heard. They better watch it or I'll have to break up the fight.
"Sasuke hates his brother," states Gaara. "Uchiha did kill their family."
"No he didn't," I blurt out. "It was that snake-eyed guy."
"Annnaaaa!!!" shouts a voice as I'm suddenly tackled. Owwwww!!! Either he's happy to see me or I'm suppose to keep that a secret. Judging by the fact the Sharingan is blazing at me.
"Hi," I chirp. "Is it suppose to be a secret?"
"Of course not," he replies sarcastically. "I always pounce on you for no good reason. Oh, wait. That's you."
"Enough, Itachi," snaps Naraku. "Why are you here?"
"To see my lover," he purrs and licks my neck as he eyes go back to their normal black color. I roll my eyes and allow him to do so. "Besides I heard my little brother and his friends would be here and I had to check up on them. Opps, better go. Later, love."
He vanishes as another star embeds itself into the log Itchy used as a substitute. He may be cold hearted, but he doesn't like me getting hurt.
"Do you guys need separate rooms or can you room together?" asks Rin pretending nothing actually happened.
"Separate," says Sasuke. After some talking, I show Gaara to his room and Rin shows Sasuke to his. Their room match who they are. It was interesting seeing my guest room change to red and a sandy color. Of course, the servant changed too. I gave him my sand demon cat named Bast to take care of him. She took to him right away...traitor. Sasuke got a black fox named Midnight. We did introduce Sly to them, but that was a very brief intro before Sly ran off. We eat dinner together (that was a strained affair) and head to our rooms for bed.
"This should prove interesting," Naraku comments. "We have a sand demon/ninja and the younger Uchiha living under our roof. Do you think we'll have a home by this time next week?"
"Nara-kun," I say sweetly. "Shut up."
~Later that night~
"Anna?" says a shaky voice. "Wake up. I'm scared."
I groggily wake up and see Rin. I know it couldn't be Gaara or Sasuke 'cause Naraku would have snapped out of his sleep.
"What's wrong" I ask softly.
"I'm not use to others in this house," she says, softly crying. "Especially strong ones that a little lock would be nothing."
"Crawl in before I kill you," murmurs Naraku sleepily.
"Ignore him," I tell her and glare at Naraku's back. "You're disturbing his beauty sleep."
*Giggle*"Okay," she says. She crawls into our bed and promptly falls asleep.
"Well, that was fun," Naraku growls.
"It's okay," I tell him. "Not like she didn't do this when we first moved in. Give a couple days and everything will be fine."
Well, if hell had a location. It was our house. Between Gaara, Sasuke, Itachi, and Naraku, I do believe everything that is breakable is now broken. At least we got them to fight outside now. Currently, Itachi is taunting Sasuke and I made some popcorn to watch the fight.
"You're weird," says Gaara suddenly.
"That's not weird," says Naraku. "You should see what she does when Kaze and Sesshomaru fight. You can tell how upset she is about it by what she eats while she's watching."
"This is 'they better not break anything' phase," chirps Rin as the two fighters finish up and leave. "If she got a can of soda, then it's 'I'm not healing you if you get hurt'."
Gaara stopped fighting Naraku-kun and Itachi-chan once I beaten him in a fight, which took three hours to finish (Man, was he tough). I told him he was not beating up my friends, but if he wants to fight then do so outside. Then I cheerfully healed him up before fainting and waking up on his lap an hour later. Talk about embarrassing. Of course Rin chose that moment to come out and asked if we were done mating. The next two hours was she and I running around and fighting. When we were finished, our audience clapped as we noticed we were being watched. After much blushing, everyone came in for dinner. From then on all spars were outside and dwindled down to a couple since yesterday.
I'm being lazy and having Gaara carry me. His sand likes to cut me up, but every cut is instantly healed so it was pointless to try to hurt me. Then it just wraps around my body and keep me warm as he runs to school. I think his demon side is flirting with me.
"WWWeeeeeeeee!" I shout. "This is fun. Hah..Hah. Oh, just in time. See you at Math, Gaara."
I kiss his cheek and dash inside, but not before catching his blush. That boy is still not used to my affection, but at least that sand of his doesn't attack me whenever I do something like that. I see Naraku-kun and sit next to him. Yay! Time for English.
~Lunch~
"Tomorrow is Saturday," says Shippo. "Dancing! Dancing!"
*anime sweat drops*"How hyper is he?" I ask Gaara as I sit next to him.
"Very," answers Rin. "Naruto had to give him chocolate. Lots of chocolate."
"Well, how was I to know he get all hyper like that?" asks Naruto.
"Liar!" shrieks Sango as she tries to get away from a hyper fox that's presently trying to get her pudding.
"Chocolate," drools Shippo.
*Sigh* "Oh, Shippo," I say sweetly. "Do you want chocolate?"
That gets his attention and he's in front of me. Bribe time.
"For this bar of your favorite," I start. "You have to transform into your fox form and let me carry you for the rest of the day and let me pet you."
Everyone is staring at me with looks that basically say "WTF??". If I'm going to have a hyper fox on the loose, better he be in his animal form because the energy will burn out faster. Before I know it, my bar was gone, so was Shippo, and there is a red fox with three tails on my lap purring up a storm.
"Awww!" I coo at Shippo's form. I pick him up. Man, he gotten heavy since the last time I carried him around. "You need to loose weight, fox boy."
Shippo just licks my nose and squirms down and lays on my lap. We finish lunch with only the usual interruptions (Miroku being a pervert, Naruto verbally sparing with Sasuke, Gaara eating silently, April hiding near Kikyo, Lee flirting with Sakura).