Tasteful Creams Err Tasteful Dreams

Oh Hell Yeah, Damn Nevermind

Sesshomaru's gonna get some ass. Sesshomaru's gonna get some ass. Sesshomaru's gonna get some ass.

Yea he's saying that in his head but his face was stone frozen like a lion ready to eat the yummy steak covered in A1 sauce. Mmm he'd sure look good smother in that sauce. You know what they say, every last lick counts (that's not what they say so just flow with it).

Inuyasha had absolutely no idea what was about to happen, which was how Sesshomaru like 'em. Innocence just makes the molesting that more delicious.

When Inuyasha tilted that sexy head of his and those puppy ears twitched, it took all of Sesshomaru's adult control not jump the boy right then and there. Not that he wasn't going to rip this kid a new one anyway. It's just that he wants to savior every molestable minute.

Inuyasha sat back on his hands, bump his feet together at the end, wondering how long his toenails have been that pretty and shrugged it off, tilting his head to the side for some reason or another. He had no idea he was displaying the perfect dream of every pedo's dreams. A young boy happily spread out in his tightie whities without a care in the world.

You know how in the movies the character snaps his fingers and poof music starts playing? Well Sesshomaru doesn't have that installed yet so he had to start the music by remote. Now this was the song to get your molest on with. If a pedo didn't have this playing in his stereo he wouldn't dare claim the truest title of child molester.

He's just sixteen years old

Leave his alone, they say,

Separated by fools

Who don't know what love is yet

But i want you to know

Oh yea he wants this tasty little sin on legs to know it all. Those police fools don't know a thing about what he's feeling right now. How heavy his member was pressing heavily against his crotch. How eager he was to hear this boy scream his name in that kiddie voice. 'Oh Sesshomaru you're so big.' He said or 'Sesshomaru please molest me more.' He could hear it all so loud and squeaky. 'Oh Sesshomaru spank me. Spank me I'm so bad, you have to molest me please. I need you to molest me.' Gods if he said that all hell'd break loose.

If i could fly

I'd pick you up

I'd take you into the night

And show you a love

Like you've never seen - ever seen

It's like having a dream

Inuyasha curiously glanced around the room noticing the subtle seduction that hummed lightly in the dark colors and light decorations all around. It was a nice place for a single guy—Wait Sesshomaru was single right? Never thought to ask the man if he had kids or a boy-err girlfriend. "Hey Sess do you…do you…"

Where nobody has a heart

It's like having it all

And watching it fall apart

And i would wait till the end

Of time for you

And do it again, it's true

I can't measure my love

There's nothing to compare it to

But i want you to know...

Sesshomaru took off his shirt. He took it off and gosh this was the time Inuyasha wished he weren't gay because his prick was begging to get out and do something terrible. When he saw those pictures of those guys in the porn mag he'd thought he'd seen it all. But to see Sesshomaru's body right here and now? Oh to hell with those skinny losers. This guy had a body. We talking wanna slap gravy on his mash potato chest and start licking kind of body. Look at those chocolate brown nipples begging to be suckled and those abs flexing with every move. Oh Poor Inuyasha.

Inuyasha squirmed, pulling his legs underneath him watching every step Sesshomaru took to get closer to the bed, clad only in his boxer briefs. Lucky damn boxers, hugging that supersized piece of flesh inside. If only Inuyasha could get the tiniest peek, he'd be the happiness guy all around.

But right now he couldn't be happy with a straight guy because he was gay and that's that.

Sesshomaru sat on the edge of the bed, eyes still focused tensely on the hanyous, neither wanting to blink. Sesshomaru wasn't blinking because he had to be a predator. Inuyasha wasn't blinking because Sesshomaru wasn't blinking but he hoped that he'd blink soon because his eyes were burning.

"How has your stay here been?"

"Ok I guess."

Silence filled with perverted wonder.

"Umm I like your bed," Inuyasha blurted out, blushing. Now he just left stupid. "Do you like your bed?"

Sesshomaru thought it over. "I suppose. It does make for something nice to sleep in."

"Oh." This was very awkward conversation. What exactly was Inuyasha supposed to do besides sit there in his tightie whities looking at his pretty toes?

"Do you want me to molest you?"

"What?"

"Do you want me to massage you?"

Inuyasha could've sworn he'd heard…oh well. "Sure," Inuyasha automatically turned on his stomach, resting his head in his arms.

Sesshomaru reached inside his nightstand for some oils—the same he'd bought for lube—and rubbed some in his hands. He was going to work out every kink in this kid's body and then bam. A hole in one.

Sesshomaru moved to saddle Inuyasha's smooth legs and began squeezing the palm of his hands on the swollen thighs. Rolling squeezed motions were rotated in slow gestures over those sun kissed legs as Sesshomaru worked up and down, up and down.

Inuyasha tensed than relaxed at the feel of large warm hands caressing his legs so intimately. The scent of sweet oils filled his nostrils coaxing him to full sated state of peace of slight arousal. Thank goodness he was lying on his stomach or someone was going to lose an eye.

The hanyou was getting really relaxed. Oh yea that's just fine. Sesshomaru rubbed some more oil in his hands and started kneading out some tiny knots at the small of Inuyasha's back with his thumbs, pressing certain pressure points. That must've been a sensitive section because Inuyasha gasped and squirmed under Sesshomaru's weight. Mindful of the underies, Sesshomaru's hands snaked their way up higher and higher toward those young board shoulders, with his dick directly over Inuyasha's ass.

And that's when Inuyasha felt the heaviness of what Sesshomaru was packing directly over the crack of his ass. The mere thought of all of that thick goodness easing into his virgin body bade him want to scream. Why oh why couldn't Sesshomaru be gay—but hell then again he was starting to think otherwise with the guy massaging his body so willingly.

Those slippery hands swapped away all of that long hair and molded and teased over the ball of his shoulders for the longest, making sure to mash every pebble to dirt. With each forward thrust, Sesshomaru's crotch purposely rubbed over Inuyasha's bottom creating some very wanted friction. Small whimpers of burning pleasure were muffled in his arms the best he could to prevent any noises from being heard.

After a while more of those terribly clever hands rubbing deep circles in his back, Sesshomaru's hands stopped underneath Inuyasha's armpits and lead forward. Inuyasha started when soft lips touched the middle of his neck and back junction. "W-what are you doing?" He questioned shyly and drowsily.

Another kiss pressed into his shoulder, "Do you want me to stop?"

Inuyasha thought it over for a moment, flinching every time those sugar sweet lips touched his shoulders. He was literally at a loss for words and secretly thrilled that Sesshomaru was offering this kind of attention. Besides it was only kissing. Not much to get all excited over, "Nah its fine."

"Mm," Didn't matter. Sesshomaru was already in molest mode so there was no stopping of any kind happening here.

The massaging commenced while accompanied by those hot searing kisses lightly pressed over each blade. He thoughtfully worked out all the knots, unconsciously rocking his body above Inuyasha's still placing a feathery kiss here and there. Then those sensual kisses became hot, slow licks over each flexing muscle. Aaah the taste of untouched flesh burned like the sweetest candy on Sesshomaru's taste buds. Not a single drop to be wasted as he glided from one shivering pulse to the next.

"S-Sesshom—"

"Shhh just relax," Sesshomaru whispered on a kiss, stroking his erection between those ass cheeks. "I'll take of everything."

Damn relax? That's easier said than done when you have that slapping against your ass. It took all of Inuyasha's being just to lie there and not arch his back at the light finger tips pressing so deep in his back.

Ohhh Sesshomaru wanted to take this to the next level. Oh yea that's right. His hands slowly grazed over the sun tanned muscles, kissing and licking every step of the way until his lips came upon those accursed tighties. Sesshomaru hooked his finger in the rim and slowly lifted up….

Inuyasha blushed the brightest red. "Sesshomaru—"

Stop callin', stop callin',

I don't wanna talk anymore!

I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor

Damn that cock blocking phone.

Inuyasha pulled himself from underneath those legs and hurried off to the living room to answer the phone. Why the hell he was answering the phone in someone else's home he had no idea. But at least it was a distraction from whatever Sesshomaru was doing to him in there.

Little Jaken danced his little jig then handed the phone over to Inuyasha. "Hello—ahem hello," Can't sound like you just had sex bud.

"Hello is this Inuyasha? The sixteen year old kid?" It was that super deep voice you can hear in your stomach from before.

"Uh yea it's me. Who's this?"

"Jaken called me before remember? I'm Sesshomaru's Father, InuTaisho."

"Oh umm good evening sir. Why are you calling this late at night?"

"Never mind that. Did you and Sesshomaru hit it and quick it yet?"

"Say what?"

"Did you two do the doggie do?"

"I'm sorry?"

Sesshomaru's father sighed heavily over the phone and repeated slowly, "How are things going with you and my son?"

"Me and your—wait," Inuyasha looked around the living room suspiciously. "How the hell did you know—"

"Nevermind that. I'm God. You don't question your God."

"What? You're not my God."

"Indeed."

Pause. Inuyasha looked at the phone then down at Jaken who was playing with his toes.

"Sooo how are things going with you and my son?"

"Uhh nothing's happened between us sir. We're just friends."

"Oh….Then you don't know about him?"

"Know what?"

"…Nothing forget it."

"It's gotta be important otherwise why call so late?"

"Don't question me. I said it's nothing so it's nothing. I'm your God you don't question your God."

"What the fu—you're not my God."

"Indeed."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Sooo what were you going to say? What was I supposed to know?"

"Nothing. Don't worry about it."

Now Inuyasha was getting irritated, "Look it's gotta be something since you called this late. So what is it?"

"I told you it's nothing then that means it's nothing. I'm your God. Don't question yo—"

"Agh go to hell!" Inuyasha picked up the phone and tossed it and Jaken against the wall.

Jaken struggled to get to his feet, holding the phone in his arms as he sniffled, "You…how could you? You hurt me!"

Inuyasha almost felt bad for the little guy but ended up remembering the call, "Well you shouldn't have called a freaking perverted God!"

Jaken's bottom lip trembled as he clutched the phone to his chest and burst into tears, running toward the closest and shut the door. He couldn't luck it because Sesshomaru says he doesn't pay any bills to earn a lock. Inuyasha sadly gave up on being the bully and ran over to knock on the door to apologize but Jaken wouldn't hear of it, screaming he had been abused.

Oh well he'd tried.

On heavier feet, Inuyasha slide walked off to the bedroom where he found Sesshomaru trying to sit sexily on the bed, one leg cocked wide while his fingers played with his nipple. Yea he found Sesshomaru like that but he didn't notice the attempt.

Inuyasha flopped on his back in the bed to stare up at the ceiling.

Feeling the innocent sex drive dim, Sesshomaru lead over to see what happened, "Is something the matter?"

"It's nothing. I just hurt Jaken."

Oh well that's no big deal. Jaken gets hurt all the time. As a matter of fact he loves it. He is a masochistic phone cradle after all. "Don't worry about it."

Conversation died off from there before Sesshomaru thought of a question that's been bugging him for a while, "Are you dating anyone by any chance? A girlfriend? Boyfriend? Boyfriend."

"Uhh," Inuyasha blushed so cutely, Sesshomaru decided he'd get double molested. "No, I-I'm not dating anyone. No girl or boy friend."

Well he didn't openly say he wasn't into boys. Soooo…. "I see."

"What about you Sesshomaru? Do you have a…a girlfriend?"

"Hell no. I'd rather die by the devil's kiss then sink my glory inside the warmth of one of those slippery fishes."

Well don't that beat all? "Then does that mean you're…" Oh please let him be "Gay?"

Sesshomaru lifted an eyebrow, "What would your reaction be if I were?"

"I-I umm I wouldn't care. Ya know," He paused before asking his next question, "Would you care if I was gay?"

"Not at all," Sesshomaru answered on the next beat. "In fact," Suddenly flipped over, hovering directly over the hanyou's body, "I should seriously hope you are."

And before another word could be said, Sesshomaru kissed him. Inuyasha gasped beyond a reasonable doubt that yes Sesshomaru was gay and that he was kissing him right now with that big cock running roughly against his.

And you know what? He kissed him right back.

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Somewhere off far, we talking super far in the distance. Ok maybe not that far. Perhaps a couple of streets down, there was one sleeping demon and another handling some work. Then in a simultaneously jolt both of them jumped up and looked out the window. One of them glared evilly out the transparent glass, while the other ran down the hall freaking out.

"Oh my God he did it! Sesshomaru got laid!" Screamed a terrified Koga running to pack up his clothes.

"What are you doing?" Naraku asked.

"I'm getting the hell out of dodge!" Koga hiked up his supersized back pack a determined expression on his face. "I ain't gonna become somebody's bitch."

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TBC: So the next chapter will be the final one. We almost had a lemon right? Yah Who knows what I'll have planned ^_^.